Life Sans Pecker

[FAX]

I don't know ... it just seems to me that it would be difficult to go on without one's love staff. How do you guys feel about it?

I've attached a pole poll to this thread to find out.

The question is this: You're 60 years old. The doctors say that, among other places, you have cancer in your johnson. If they remove it, you'll live 5 more dickless years. If they don't, you live 6 more sexually active months. Well?

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Disclaimers: Sorry if repost. Sorry the ladies have to imagine such a thing.

[Iowanian]

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[Hammock Parties]

60? Whack that weenie. I'll have a new life experience until I die - being dickless.

[luv]

I've suvived almost 32 years without one. :p

[Smed1065]

Do you get the $2 million if you whack your weenie at 60 too?

[Skip Towne]

I've suvived almost 32 years without one. :p

You really aren't doing all that well without one.

[luv]

You really aren't doing all that well without one.

Back pain aside, I'm making it on my own. I've made mistakes, and I'm paying, but they helped me grow as a person. I can't rely on someone else to provide my happiness. While it would be nice, it's not guaranteed. I've got my cat to take care of. I'm fine.

I couldn't imagine having more than one head to think with anyway.

[boogblaster]

Me weenie just looks down at me shoe-laces ...

[el borracho]

This poll is flawed since, presumably, if I "took my chances" (option 2) I could still excercise option 1.

[luv]

This poll is flawed since, presumably, if I "took my chances" (option 2) I could still excercise option 1.

LMAO

[FAX]

This poll is flawed since, presumably, if I "took my chances" (option 2) I could still excercise option 1.

Theoretically, yes. But, you get the idea, Mr. el borracho. Option 1 means you have no penis anymore forever but you live for 5 more years. Option 2 means you have a penis but you only live for 6 months. However, Option 2 also means that you can have sex whereas under Option 1 ... ... ... well, I'm not sure how that works but you don't have a penis.

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[boogblaster]

I'm turning lesbian tomorrow ..

[Fishpicker]

phaluncular

[el borracho]

Oh, for the record- I'm definitely part of the Quality over Quantity crowd. I already know I won't be around forever; I'd like to enjoy the time I have and, if I'm not, I have no problem checking out early (not that 60 is all that early). Life without my penis?- No, thank you.

[seclark]

i've served it
it's served me
i'll just squat
when i pee
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[El Jefe]

I wouldn't want to part with my part.

[luv]

Women get their boobs removed when they've got cancer and get hystorectomies when something goes wrong.

[Demonpenz]

Women get their boobs removed when they've got cancer and get hystorectomies when something goes wrong.

this thread isn't for second class citizens

thx mgmt

[crazycoffey]

I've suvived almost 32 years without one. :p


Claythan has lived his whole life without one either! :D
Jeez - this place is going soft....

[CosmicPal]

Just kill me.