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vailpass
09-26-2008, 11:03 AM
Where is the smack, where are the we're-gonna-beat'the-hell-outta-you threads?
This is Bronco week for Arrowhead, and we all know you can throw the record book out for this game.
So what do you do? Nothing. Surrender. No runs at the Donkeys, no nothing.
Fine.
But if KC pulls out a win this Sunday, and it could happen, you can't run smack if you didn't bring it BEFORE the game. It just wouldn't be hoyle.
So wring out your mullets, lock the door on your bathroom meth labs, stagger outside and grab your nutsacks. Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

What do you think will happen first: B. Marshall grabs a TD pass or Huard gets knocked out?

Reerun_KC
09-26-2008, 11:04 AM
We surrender...... /Herm Edwards

triple
09-26-2008, 11:06 AM
talk to Herm and Carl about where the fire in this fan base went.

they are the ones who p*ssed it out

FAX
09-26-2008, 11:08 AM
Herm said our smack was arena smack. We're not supposed to do that anymore.

FAX

suds79
09-26-2008, 11:08 AM
I hope there's tons of signs showing ownership how unhappy we are with Carl.

As long as he's around, I pretty much surrender. :(

This game will be ugly.

FringeNC
09-26-2008, 11:08 AM
No, it's Week whatever of "Chiefs Fans Held Hostage" Herman Edwards crisis.

Monty
09-26-2008, 11:08 AM
You know how much Chiefs apathy I have right now? I'm traveling from Dallas to Central Kansas to help a family member move on Saturday and even though I'll only be 2 hours from KC, I'm electing to go watch the game in Wichita instead of going in person on the way back home. There will be no "We're gonna do this....we're gonna do that....."

I've had it with Carl/Herm and my frustration with Clark grows every day until he DOES something about this situation. Call me in 2009.........smack may/may not commence at that point.

Goapics1
09-26-2008, 11:08 AM
vail,

love the enthusiasm, truly do. But with that said, Chiefs are rebuilding, get over it.

vailpass
09-26-2008, 11:09 AM
Pressure makes diamonds. This is a frigging AFC West rival game you guys know that means anything can happen.
Sorry sons of bitches all of ya.

keg in kc
09-26-2008, 11:09 AM
I think it's going to be a wacky kind of game, Cutler fumbles the opening snap, Turk runs it back 29 yards for a TD. Then on the next play after kickoff, a pass bounces off Marshall's helmet into Thomas' hands for a 27-yard INT return.

Then KC loses 42-14.

Brock
09-26-2008, 11:10 AM
We have a fence post with a chiefs cap on it for a coach. I'm expecting it to be rather brutal.

Reerun_KC
09-26-2008, 11:10 AM
Pressure makes diamonds. This is a frigging AFC West rival game you guys know that means anything can happen.
Sorry sons of bitches all of ya.
GET OVER IT, IT HAPPENS, ITS CALLED LIFE!

FAX
09-26-2008, 11:10 AM
Well, let's see if we can do something here ... okay ...

We're gonna win, you crummy goat fan, you.

We will run the ball. We will throw the ball. We might catch the ball. We will punt your eyes out.

FAX

Reerun_KC
09-26-2008, 11:11 AM
I think it's going to be a wacky kind of game, Cutler fumbles the opening snap, Turk runs it back 29 yards for a TD. Then on the next play after kickoff, a pass bounces off Marshall's helmet into Thomas' hands for a 27-yard INT return.

Then KC loses 42-14.
you dont know anything about football /KCJohnny

vailpass
09-26-2008, 11:11 AM
Alright I'll even make a wager with any of the mods here:

If KC wins Claythan gets banned for a month.
If Denver wins Claythan gets banned for a year.

Mods, any takers amongst you?

Monty
09-26-2008, 11:11 AM
I think it's going to be a wacky kind of game, Cutler fumbles the opening snap, Turk runs it back 29 yards for a TD. Then on the next play after kickoff, a pass bounces off Marshall's helmet into Thomas' hands for a 27-yard INT return.

Then KC loses 42-14.

ROFL

Make sure you get that into the Pick the Score thread....... :)

luv
09-26-2008, 11:11 AM
Donkey dung is going down, and I'll get to see it live.

FAX
09-26-2008, 11:12 AM
You are a naughty goat fan. We will make you sorry. We will improve on defense.

FAX

vailpass
09-26-2008, 11:13 AM
Well, let's see if we can do something here ... okay ...

We're gonna win, you crummy goat fan, you.

We will run the ball. We will throw the ball. We might catch the ball. We will punt your eyes out.

FAX

:)
That's it keep it coming. It's like that first song at a wedding dance. Nobody does much until that first drunk couple stagger to the dance floor and throw they hands in the air like they just don't care, white-folks style.
Then everybody joins in.

kepp
09-26-2008, 11:13 AM
What do you think will happen first: B. Marshall grabs a TD pass or Huard gets knocked out?

3. B. Marshall gets arrested for something

Hog's Gone Fishin
09-26-2008, 11:13 AM
I started a We can beat Denver Thread the other day as a joke. We got nothin.

Oh yeah.... Broncos suck!

Ceej
09-26-2008, 11:13 AM
Be gentle, bitches.

FAX
09-26-2008, 11:13 AM
Your nostril hair is distracting. We will hand off to LJ.

FAX

Donger
09-26-2008, 11:13 AM
I feel so dirty.

Skip Towne
09-26-2008, 11:13 AM
Pressure makes diamonds. This is a frigging AFC West rival game you guys know that means anything can happen.
Sorry sons of bitches all of ya.

Your momma wears combat boots.

Reerun_KC
09-26-2008, 11:14 AM
You are a naughty goat fan. We will make you sorry. We will improve on defense.

FAX
We will really improve our running game, especially late, when we are down 3+ scores /GoChiefs

luv
09-26-2008, 11:14 AM
You are a naughty goat fan. We will make you sorry. We will improve on defense.

FAX

Yes, our run D will fight harder just knowing it's Denver. We're at home.....at Arrowhead. They disgraced us last year, but we refuse to let it happen again. We will pull a win out of our asses if we have to.

Monty
09-26-2008, 11:15 AM
We will really improve our running game, especially late, when we are down 3+ scores /GoChiefs

I'm thrilled just thinking about it. ;)

vailpass
09-26-2008, 11:15 AM
Yes, our run D will fight harder just knowing it's Denver. We're at home.....at Arrowhead. They disgraced us last year, but we refuse to let it happen again. We will pull a win out of our asses if we have to.

Atta' girl.

Donger
09-26-2008, 11:15 AM
We will pull a win out of our asses if we have to.

Where else would it come from, really?

FAX
09-26-2008, 11:16 AM
Is that a limp or do you like your HC a little too much?

We will play our young players. They will play you.

FAX

(this isn't easy)

Hog's Gone Fishin
09-26-2008, 11:16 AM
We're gonna treat you just like we treated Oakland!!!!!

keg in kc
09-26-2008, 11:16 AM
Do you really want a win if it comes out of your ass?

Nightfyre
09-26-2008, 11:16 AM
We will really improve our running game, especially late, when we are down 3+ scores, and still ramming the ball up the center's ass /GoChiefs

FYP.

FAX
09-26-2008, 11:17 AM
Hmmmm. Okay ...

We play to win the game. How 'bout you?

FAX

Donger
09-26-2008, 11:17 AM
Our cheerleaders will out-cheer your cheerleaders.

Maybe.

Do the Broncos cheerleaders always wear those naughty, white boots?

FAX
09-26-2008, 11:18 AM
We will call seven timeouts. More than you.

FAX

luv
09-26-2008, 11:19 AM
Do you really want a win if it comes out of your ass?

Load of shit has to come from somewhere.

Katie
09-26-2008, 11:19 AM
I'm not a pussie well, maybe I am...but I'll beat the hell out of anyone who says so.

Furthermore, I will be at the game watching Donkeys getting their tails re-pinned, because sooner or later this team, in spite of poor coaching, bad management and no quarterback, will rise up out of the ashes and kick butt. No time like the present...Dungver just supplies the fuel...

gblowfish
09-26-2008, 11:19 AM
Did he just call everyone here a pussy?

vailpass
09-26-2008, 11:20 AM
We will call seven timeouts. More than you.

FAX

Fax is representin' today! Good to see the rest of you on this thread with a little humor.
If KC wins this weekend there isn't one of you that won't deal a Bronco fan some smack.
Bastards.

Coach
09-26-2008, 11:20 AM
Did he just call everyone here a pussy?

I reckon he did....

keg in kc
09-26-2008, 11:21 AM
If KC wins this weekend there isn't one of you that won't deal a Bronco fan some smack.If the donkeys lose to this motley bunch, you'd deserve it. That's like losing a slapfight with your 5-year old sister.

Anybody watch the 2nd episode of My Name is Earl last night? It would be like that.

FAX
09-26-2008, 11:22 AM
We will try and stop your pass rush. We will run a screen.

FAX

FAX
09-26-2008, 11:23 AM
We will work on our technique at right tackle. We will recover our own fumble.

FAX

Dartgod
09-26-2008, 11:25 AM
This game is going to be so one-sided that Shanahan just stopped payment on the weekly check to the officiating crew.

vailpass
09-26-2008, 11:26 AM
Did he just call everyone here a pussy?

Yes and nobody got mad. WTF?

vailpass
09-26-2008, 11:27 AM
This game is going to be so one-sided that Shanahan just stopped payment on the weekly check to the officiating crew.

LMAO
nlm

TrickyNicky
09-26-2008, 11:39 AM
Cutler: Check your blood sugar, and check it often. Liberty Medical is here to help.

I hope Diabeetus boy likes the taste of victory... err I mean dirt. Thats right. McBride actually defends the bootleg. Just try it.

blueballs
09-26-2008, 11:45 AM
GO TIGGERS

DaFace
09-26-2008, 11:48 AM
Our cheerleaders will out-cheer your cheerleaders.

Maybe.

Do the Broncos cheerleaders always wear those naughty, white boots?

Broncos Cheerleaders:Chiefs Cheerleaders::2008 Broncos:2008 Chiefs

Donger
09-26-2008, 11:54 AM
Broncos Cheerleaders:Chiefs Cheerleaders::2008 Broncos:2008 Chiefs

Is that some sort of code?

gblowfish
09-26-2008, 11:56 AM
Yes and nobody got mad. WTF?
Well, consider the source...

DaFace
09-26-2008, 12:02 PM
Is that some sort of code?

I'm feeling lazy today.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Analogy#Identity_of_relation

Buehler445
09-26-2008, 12:08 PM
Dude, if you guys lose to this worthless sack of ass team, you deserve every bit of smack you get. Remember the whoppin you laid on the Fade? Well that same Fade team DOMINATED Herm's sack of shit product the very next week.

If you don't win by 20, you should be embarrassed.

Donger
09-26-2008, 12:11 PM
I'm feeling lazy today.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Analogy#Identity_of_relation

Okay, just wanted to be sure. Those boots are rather sassy, though.

alanm
09-26-2008, 12:15 PM
We will bleed all over you!
Take that Donkey scum!! :D

mlyonsd
09-26-2008, 12:16 PM
We will try and stop your pass rush. We will run a screen.

FAX

This time 3 times in a row. They'll never expect it the third time.

DaFace
09-26-2008, 12:18 PM
Okay, just wanted to be sure. Those boots are rather sassy, though.

That's basically what I'm saying. Their cheerleaders would beat our cheerleaders in a hot-off contest just as badly as their team will beat ours on the field.

luv
09-26-2008, 12:22 PM
Fax is representin' today! Good to see the rest of you on this thread with a little humor.
If KC wins this weekend there isn't one of you that won't deal a Bronco fan some smack.
Bastards.

Who said I wasn't being serious?

StcChief
09-26-2008, 12:25 PM
so bad I wear a brown bag everywhere on sunday.

mlyonsd
09-26-2008, 12:26 PM
We're going to put up so many first downs on you guys the FD scoreboard counter might need to be changed to two digits.

Hog's Gone Fishin
09-26-2008, 12:29 PM
so bad I wear a brown bag everywhere on sunday.


Hell, I wear one even while I'm posting on CP!

vailpass
09-26-2008, 12:31 PM
Who said I wasn't being serious?

I wasn't referring to you, I know you were serious.

StcChief
09-26-2008, 12:47 PM
ROFLHell, I wear one even while I'm posting on CP!ROFL HF you slay me.

Chief Faithful
09-26-2008, 01:16 PM
If the Broncos lose to this team that is in the midst of a rebuilding year lead by a third string noodle arm QB that can't even get through a practice then they deserve all the ridicule they get. To take is a step further if the Broncos don't win by 3+ touchdowns then they should hang their head in shame.

The Franchise
09-26-2008, 01:21 PM
Do you think I should start Eddie Royal this week?

luv
09-26-2008, 01:26 PM
Do you think I should start Eddie Royal this week?

I am.

Rain Man
09-26-2008, 01:27 PM
The Chiefs are going to win this game. On a position by position matchup, we simply outclass the Broncos in every way. And it won't help the Broncos that Brandon Marshall will likely be arrested or in a car wreck before the game.

RealSNR
09-26-2008, 01:51 PM
HEY DENVER! ARE YOU GUYS STUPID OR DID YOU JUST GET DONE HOSTING A POLITICAL CONVENTION?

Hog's Gone Fishin
09-26-2008, 01:51 PM
Do I need to remind you that the Broncos pass defense has given up twice the yards as the Chiefs ??????? Imean we suck.... but they REALLY, REALLY suck!

vailpass
09-26-2008, 01:54 PM
Do you think I should start Eddie Royal this week?

Eddie Royal against the Chiefs DBs? Hell I'd start Eddie McCaffrey.

Drunk
09-26-2008, 01:55 PM
beat the crap out of the donkeys!!!

Sure-Oz
09-26-2008, 01:56 PM
I hope for my gf's fantasy team that Cutler throws 3 td passes to Marshall

vailpass
09-26-2008, 01:57 PM
HEY DENVER! ARE YOU GUYS STUPID OR DID YOU JUST GET DONE HOSTING A POLITICAL CONVENTION?

Ouch!

StcChief
09-26-2008, 01:57 PM
The Chiefs are going to win this game. On a position by position matchup, we simply outclass the Broncos in every way. And it won't help the Broncos that Brandon Marshall will likely be arrested or in a car wreck before the game.
Rocky Mountain High....Colorado. :bong:

I'd love to think so, but just don't have the QB to deliver a W.

baring major FU by Donxs, turnovers, ST TD etc.

FAX
09-26-2008, 02:01 PM
We're going to keep our shirts tucked in. You will not.

FAX

Little Bigfoot
09-26-2008, 02:01 PM
Sronkos Buck Yuck foo!Cheatin' Nutsuckin' bitches

Saulbadguy
09-26-2008, 02:01 PM
We will only lose by 21 points!

FAX
09-26-2008, 02:03 PM
Our headset radios are gonna be static free.

FAX

Simply Red
09-26-2008, 02:11 PM
I would normally Vailpass, but; I have a lunch meeting with Cliff Huxtable at the Four Seasons in 20 minutes.

Bowser
09-26-2008, 02:30 PM
Every one of our player's mamas are going to come down out of the stands and beat the shit out of the Broncos for making their babies cry.

KCTitus
09-26-2008, 03:49 PM
I feel for you vailpass...it's almost like trolling the local middle school and picking on the special ed kids isnt it...

Im not sure what is more pathetic...this KC team or the the fact that the local bronco fans have to BEG to get some KC fans interested in this game and some good hearted smack talk.

Herm and Carl are so bad it's even affecting the Bronco fans enjoyment of winning what was once a very good rivalry.

FTR Denver by 21

Mile High Mania
09-26-2008, 04:10 PM
I wish for two things this week... a good game to watch and a Broncos win. That's all. I won't be around though, going out of town this weekend to attend a funeral. So, enjoy the game and have fun slinging the smackage.

bogey
09-26-2008, 04:14 PM
On any given Sunday, I could break 80.

FAX
09-26-2008, 04:18 PM
I hope you guys are ready for some killer punts. 'Cause we got some for your ass!!!!

FAX

triple
09-26-2008, 04:21 PM
it has just been a long descent. The team has more or less been in decline since 2003.

If you wanted to pinpoint it, the whole thing started when they went 9-0 out of the gate and then lost on the road to the Bengals in '03. The Chiefs looked like they were genuinely a player or two away for the first time in almost a decade.

After that 9-0 start they finished the season 4-4, choked at home in the playoffs, lost 9 games the next year, no playoffs the next two years. They mustered 9 wins in Herm's first year, got embarrassed in the wild card game, and are 4-15 since.

that playoff loss to the Colts was to the Chiefs what the Raiders' loss in the super bowl to tampa bay was. Franchise has never recovered, Carl was incapable of taking the last step just like he's always been. And the team more or less just sunk like a rock since.

FAX
09-26-2008, 04:34 PM
it has just been a long descent. The team has more or less been in decline since 2003.

If you wanted to pinpoint it, the whole thing started when they went 9-0 out of the gate and then lost on the road to the Bengals in '03. The Chiefs looked like they were genuinely a player or two away for the first time in almost a decade.

After that 9-0 start they finished the season 4-4, choked at home in the playoffs, lost 9 games the next year, no playoffs the next two years. They mustered 9 wins in Herm's first year, got embarrassed in the wild card game, and are 4-15 since.

that playoff loss to the Colts was to the Chiefs what the Raiders' loss in the super bowl to tampa bay was. Franchise has never recovered, Carl was incapable of taking the last step just like he's always been. And the team more or less just sunk like a rock since.

Quite true, Mr. triple. Quite true. Kind of like the loss to Miami all those many years ago.

Lenny has, on many occasions, said that, had they won that game, the Chiefs would have been a dynasty for many, many years. He says the air just sort of came out of the franchise after that loss and they never fully recovered. The Cincy game may have had the same kind of effect.

The truth is, though, that we've been a franchise which, for years, has focused on building either a solid offense or a solid defense. One or the other. Season after season. Coach after coach. It's been decades (literally) since we fielded a team that was competitive on both sides of the ball. It's been a combination of pitiable drafting and inconsistency in coaching philosophies. That's been the problem. That is the problem.

Now, at least, we're equally bad at both. But that's what we need ... a coach and/or a GM who can build a quality team - on both sides of the LOS. Know where we can find one of those bad boys?

FAX

Ultra Peanut
09-26-2008, 04:45 PM
More like Ronco week (http://superpsi.googlepages.com/leaders).

If you wanted to pinpoint it, the whole thing started when they went 9-0 out of the gate and then lost on the road to the Bengals in '03.It is my fault. I knew it.

kcfanintitanhell
09-26-2008, 04:50 PM
Our pregame warm-ups are better than yours.

talastan
09-26-2008, 04:58 PM
Ah **** it!! Come on donkeys Sh*ts!! Time to for the Chiefs to put the fire back in this fanbase with an unbelievable upset at Arrowhead. :#

LJ is going to burn you guys for 100+ yds and Tamba the Mamba will put Cutler in the ground.

I don't care if we're not supposed to win this game, I'd rather be a blindly decieved homer than sorry for myself in front of the d@mn donkeys

BigMeatballDave
09-26-2008, 05:08 PM
What is Denver's D doing against the run so far?

Boon
09-26-2008, 05:09 PM
Dungver should win this one.
This time without cheating.

Braincase
09-26-2008, 05:27 PM
Yes, we are pussies. Carl Peterson has been ****ing us for years.

We need a ChiefsPlanet T-Shirt that has a picture of Carl talking to the fans and yelling, "BOHICA!".

Dylan
09-26-2008, 05:33 PM
SERIES HISTORY: 96th regular-season meeting. Chiefs lead, 52-43, in regular season, but lost only playoff game (after the 1997 season). Broncos snapped a four-year losing streak at Arrowhead with a 27-11 victory, then recorded the largest margin of victory in the storied series with a 41-7 kicking of the Chiefs in Denver to complete the season sweep. Chiefs have won 10 of the last 13 meetings at Arrowhead.


Notes and Quotes
--The Chiefs haven't lost back-to-back regular-season games against the Broncos at Arrowhead since losing four straight from 1976 through '79.

--Linebacker Donnie Edwards' streak of 156 NFL starts -- the fourth-longest starting streak among active NFL players -- likely will end this week.

The 35-year-old Edwards, who played through an ongoing battle with hamstring problems last year, sustained a foot or ankle injury -- the Chiefs aren't being specific -- during last week's Atlanta game. He likely will be down for two games or more.

--Since 1994, six games between Kansas City and Denver have been decided by defensive or special teams scores in the fourth quarter or overtime. Kansas City won four of the six.

BY THE NUMBERS: 16 -- 10-plus-yard running plays yielded by the Chiefs this year.

8 -- Kansas City runs exceeding 10 yards or more.


QUOTE TO NOTE: "Huge. Like three Christmases rolled into one with New Years and everything else." -- Herm Edwards, on how much a victory over anyone would mean to a Chiefs team in a 12-game losing streak dating back to the 2007 season.

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/teamReport?categoryId=67049&type=InsideSlant


Go Chiefs!


House cleaning coming up! From where I sit, and I've got a good seat -- the media heard you loud and clear.

Best of Luck

Hammock Parties
09-26-2008, 05:34 PM
Bronco week - the week Denver comes to KC, eats our barbecue, rapes our women, and pillages our stadium.

SAUTO
09-26-2008, 05:36 PM
Bronco week - the week Denver comes to KC, eats our barbecue, rapes our women, and pillages our stadium.

stfu:rolleyes:

Hammock Parties
09-26-2008, 05:45 PM
Now Jason, I feel we've gotten off on the wrong foot. We've been bickering about something quite pointless, to be frank. Shall we be friends?

Rain Man
09-26-2008, 05:45 PM
No way we lose. No way. We're at home. We have the Arrowhead advantage of 12,000 screaming yelling fans.

Vailpass, I'll make a bet with you. Chiefs win, I get your sig rights for a month. Broncos win (fat chance), you get Claythan's sig rights for a month.

Rain Man
09-26-2008, 05:54 PM
Oh, yeah. He's not showing up now. He's afraid. He knows that KC is going to win.

Over-Head
09-26-2008, 06:09 PM
"Where is the smack, where are the we're-gonna-beat'the-hell-outta-you threads?
This is Bronco week for Arrowhead,"

Smaque from a Chiefs fan right about now, would probably amount to the damage inflicted to an elephant by a tribe of pygmy's throwing tooth picks at it.

If it’s any consolation I hope ya win.
Don't like the Chiefs, but don't like the Donk's even more

teedubya
09-26-2008, 06:09 PM
Our cheerleaders will out-cheer your cheerleaders.

Maybe.

Do the Broncos cheerleaders always wear those naughty, white boots?

I don't even know what side you are on anymore.

Don't use the pronoun WE when describing the Chiefs, please. You are a treacherous limey bastard.

Mr. Laz
09-26-2008, 06:12 PM
meh

Over-Head
09-26-2008, 06:17 PM
Damn!
Loses affect when ya F*** up the quote.:redface:

vailpass
09-26-2008, 06:18 PM
No way we lose. No way. We're at home. We have the Arrowhead advantage of 12,000 screaming yelling fans.

Vailpass, I'll make a bet with you. Chiefs win, I get your sig rights for a month. Broncos win (fat chance), you get Claythan's sig rights for a month.

Done and done sir. (Virtual handshake with Rain Man).

Hammock Parties
09-26-2008, 06:19 PM
Suck me, vailpass.

Mecca
09-26-2008, 06:20 PM
This game will help my fantasy team that's about all I got.

Freekofnature
09-26-2008, 06:25 PM
Cheer up guys. At least you guys get to see this guy run over your secondary.

http://i.usatoday.net/sports/_photos/2007/10/01/topper-marshall.jpg

Rain Man
09-26-2008, 06:38 PM
Some facts to ponder:

1. Kansas City's offense is starting three former pro bowlers (Waters, Gonzalez, Johnson), while Denver's offense has none.

2. Kansas City's offense features four 1st-round picks (Gonzalez, Bowe, Johnson, Albert), while Denver has but three (Cutler, Clady, Graham).

3. Kansas City's defense features three 1st-round picks (Dorsey, Johnson, and Hali), while Denver's defense has only two (Bailey and Johnson)

4. The Broncos defense has yielded 84 points in three games, while the Chiefs defense has yielded only 78

5. The Chiefs have a net punting average of 42.9 yards, compared to the Broncos at 39.7.

6. The Broncos offense has only 1 20+ yard run this season. The Chiefs have twice that number.

7. The Chiefs defense is yielding 357.0 yards per game. The Broncos are yielding 421.7.

8. The Chiefs defense is yielding 6.1 yards per play. The Broncos are yielding 6.8.

9. The Chiefs defense has given up 4 plays of 20+ yards. The Broncos have given up 13.
10. The Chiefs' leading rusher has 217 yards. The Broncos' leading rusher has 179.

11. The average kickoff return against Denver is 28.4 yards. The figure for Kansas City is 23.6.

12. Herm Edwards has 19 career interceptions. Mike Shan ahan has 0.

Rain Man
09-26-2008, 06:40 PM
Done and done sir. (Virtual handshake with Rain Man).

It's on.

However, being a man about this, if you see the stats I just quoted and want to back out, you've got five minutes to do so.

FAX
09-26-2008, 06:41 PM
13. The Chiefs' headset radios are static-free.

14. The goats' headset radios are tuned to NPR.

FAX

Mecca
09-26-2008, 06:42 PM
Some of those facts make the Chiefs look really inept....like they have better players with less 1st rounders used on them.

Rain Man
09-26-2008, 06:42 PM
Some of those facts make the Chiefs look really inept....like they have better players with less 1st rounders used on them.

I was hoping no one would notice that.

Rain Man
09-26-2008, 06:43 PM
13. The Chiefs' headset radios are static-free.

14. The goats' headset radios are tuned to NPR.

FAX

15. The Chiefs have the 12th man, too. You know, that one guy up in the stands.

Over-Head
09-26-2008, 06:45 PM
I see Herm freaking out jumping in as Qb himself, and sacked while taking a 2 min drill for the win down to 4th and inches on the goal line with 3 seconds left, and no time out
Then I wake up and reaelize I'm still in the shed :D

Hammock Parties
09-26-2008, 06:45 PM
Some facts to ponder:

1. Kansas City's offense is starting three former pro bowlers (Waters, Gonzalez, Johnson), while Denver's offense has none.

2. Kansas City's offense features four 1st-round picks (Gonzalez, Bowe, Johnson, Albert), while Denver has but three (Cutler, Clady, Graham).

3. Kansas City's defense features three 1st-round picks (Dorsey, Johnson, and Hali), while Denver's defense has only two (Bailey and Johnson)

4. The Broncos defense has yielded 84 points in three games, while the Chiefs defense has yielded only 78

5. The Chiefs have a net punting average of 42.9 yards, compared to the Broncos at 39.7.

6. The Broncos offense has only 1 20+ yard run this season. The Chiefs have twice that number.

7. The Chiefs defense is yielding 357.0 yards per game. The Broncos are yielding 421.7.

8. The Chiefs defense is yielding 6.1 yards per play. The Broncos are yielding 6.8.

9. The Chiefs defense has given up 4 plays of 20+ yards. The Broncos have given up 13.
10. The Chiefs' leading rusher has 217 yards. The Broncos' leading rusher has 179.

11. The average kickoff return against Denver is 28.4 yards. The figure for Kansas City is 23.6.

12. Herm Edwards has 19 career interceptions. Mike Shan ahan has 0.

Oh, sweet. I was hoping I'd find something to plagiarize for our website.

Halfcan
09-26-2008, 06:47 PM
We are going to kick your asses. Chiefs 13 Cheatin Donks 7

A real blow out!

vailpass
09-26-2008, 06:56 PM
It's on.

However, being a man about this, if you see the stats I just quoted and want to back out, you've got five minutes to do so.

I am 100% serious when I say you have to throw the stats out the window for this game.
I am not taking anything for granted.
Having said so I will stand by our wager.
Good luck to you.

Mecca
09-26-2008, 06:58 PM
I am 100% serious when I say you have to throw the stats out the window for this game.
I am not taking anything for granted.
Having said so I will stand by our wager.
Good luck to you.

You be quiet, I have to many Broncos on my fantasy team to throw stats out the window.

Bwana
09-26-2008, 07:29 PM
Burn in hell Vile boy, donks suck! There, does that work. ;)

boogblaster
09-26-2008, 08:15 PM
Donks drink dingle-drudge daily... Die Dirty Cheat'n Donks... Rat-face wears chin-nuts nightly... Die Dirty Cheat'n Donks... Shanny likes it in the fanny... Did I say Die Dirty Cheat'n Donks yet .....

Rain Man
09-26-2008, 08:17 PM
Donks drink dingle-drudge daily... Die Dirty Cheat'n Donks... Rat-face wears chin-nuts nightly... Die Dirty Cheat'n Donks... Shanny likes it in the fanny... Did I say Die Dirty Cheat'n Donks yet .....

Robert Frost?

el borracho
09-26-2008, 08:49 PM
We're going to break your fists with our faces, Bronc-Hoes!

catfish307
09-28-2008, 02:32 PM
I saved my smack til after the game. Pussy!!!!

Inspector
09-28-2008, 02:35 PM
Has anyone heard the final score yet?

Man, I hope the Chiefs didn't lose too badly......

warrior
09-28-2008, 02:37 PM
ask vail puss the score

Inspector
09-28-2008, 02:38 PM
:D

talastan
09-28-2008, 02:40 PM
:D Hey donkeys b******! How does that feel....Glad I called it!!

Hope your guy that was injured wasn't hurt too bad. Also hope that Albert can come back. :grovel:

Chief Faithful
09-28-2008, 02:41 PM
I can't believe you lost! What a suck team!

Rain Man
09-28-2008, 02:42 PM
I am 100% serious when I say you have to throw the stats out the window for this game.
I am not taking anything for granted.
Having said so I will stand by our wager.
Good luck to you.

Thank you for your business. My design team will be in touch shortly.

Bowser
09-28-2008, 02:59 PM
Thank you for your business. My design team will be in touch shortly.

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