**** OFFICIAL CHIEFS VS DONKEYS GAME THREAD ****

[WilliamTheIrish]

F* you Herm

[Skip Towne]

This is so Herm.

[Valiant]

Look at that trust in the QB's..

[The Bad Guy]

If anyone defends this gutless sack of shit ever on this board again, they should be immediately banned.

****ing loser he is.

To think we gave up a draft pick for this makes me sick.

[chiefs1111]

6-0 wow...

[Blankey]

Herm is creaming his pants right now

[Mosbonian]

Dude, what's the Access code???

Don't need an access code

[RealSNR]

We're 0-3 Herm.

Try to inspire your team, for fuggs sake

[Bearcat]

2 possession lead!



Oh, wait...

[KevB]

Not all the blame is on Herm....if the O-Line could ****ing block somebody, the decision doesn't need to be made

[Frazod]

Now watch, they'll march right down the field and take the goddamn lead.

F#CK

[VonneMarie]

Herm has no balls.

[Rain Man]

Herm's field goal strategy is working right now.

I would've preferred to see us go for it, though.

[kaplin42]

1 TD, and our lead is gone. ****ing a have some balls and go for it. It would have been a two score game at that point.

[doomy3]

Are you guys serious? Every team in the NFL would kick the FG there. We just got stuffed 2 plays in a row.

[teedubya]

If you score a TD for the CHiefs.... YOu will get your ASS CUT!! We get field goals in this ****ing town.

[Bob Dole]

Bob Dole wants to stab the entire coaching staff in the face right now.

[KevB]

FLUCK HERM!!! Panzy Ass dumb MFing bastard.

Concur

[chiefs1111]

Herm is a wuss

[ClevelandBronco]

If you guys know where any of these coaches live, you ought to TP their houses tonight.

[Pablo]

We're soooo gonna beat Denver in the FG battle..

Oh wait, what's that you say??

Denver scores TD's? Well, holy sh*t. I guess FG's aren't all that helpful..especially considering it was a gift possession.

[Bob Dole]

Are you guys serious? Every team in the NFL would kick the FG there. We just got stuffed 2 plays in a row.
Because we ran the same stupid ****ing play two plays in a row.

[Mr. Plow]

give me a break.

You're right. We strive to get TD's.

[Marcellus]

Are you guys serious? Every team in the NFL would kick the FG there. We just got stuffed 2 plays in a row.

I am more irritated at the play calling on 2nd and 3rd down.

[dj56dt58]

If Vermiel is our coach its 14-0

[Bearcat]

Are you guys serious? Every team in the NFL would kick the FG there. We just got stuffed 2 plays in a row.

Yeah, but a lot of teams would try for the touchdown first.

[KevB]

Are you guys serious? Every team in the NFL would kick the FG there. We just got stuffed 2 plays in a row.

Really? Against the highest scoring team in the league against one of the worst defenses?

[Blitz]

pathetic


F UCK HERMAN EDWARDS!!!

[58-4ever]

the game threads are a lot easier to get into this year....probably because of coaching like this...

[Chiefs=Champions]

WoW slightly very drunk... Her, suc.... WAIT WERE WINNING!!1!!1!???

[VonneMarie]

If you score a TD for the CHiefs.... YOu will get your ASS CUT!! We get field goals in this ****ing town.

ROFL

[dj56dt58]

Are you guys serious? Every team in the NFL would kick the FG there. We just got stuffed 2 plays in a row.

most teams know they'll be able to score a td later on...

[KevB]

I am more irritated at the play calling on 2nd and 3rd down.

How you don't run a play action on 2nd down is beyond me

[WilliamTheIrish]

Are you guys serious? Every team in the NFL would kick the FG there. We just got stuffed 2 plays in a row.

This offense needs a spark. On the second posession inside the five, you show:

1) you beleive in them.

2) You're not Marty.

3) You believe in them.

4) You're not Marty

[Marcellus]

How you don't run a play action on 2nd down is beyond me

QFT

[doomy3]

Really? Against the highest scoring team in the league against one of the worst defenses?

They just stuffed us twice in a row. The right calls were to run for the first on second and third downs and we couldn't execute a simple one yard gain. That's on our OL, not on the playcalling IMO.

[VonneMarie]

If Vermiel is our coach its 14-0

Those were the good ole days...

[Pablo]

If Vermiel is our coach it would have been Ryan Sims stripping that ball and Eric Warfield recovering it.FYP.

[WilliamTheIrish]

we'll leave it at "we agree to disagree".

[MIAdragon]

If you guys know where any of these coaches live, you ought to TP their houses tonight.

then set it on fire.

[dj56dt58]

This offense needs a spark. On the second posession inside the five, you show:

1) you beleive in them.

2) You're not Marty.

3) You believe in them.

4) You're not Marty

Marty has way more balls than Herm will ever have

[Marcellus]

How you don't run a play action on 2nd down is beyond me

Shannahan had the balls to go for 2 instead of a tie in an important game. We don't have the balls to pass it into the endzone from the 5 when we have a chance to upset somebody.

[RealSNR]

Thomas wrapped up on a tackle :eek:

[MichaelH]

I'm afraid this game is going to be like picking up a hot chick in a bar and having a great night in mind. Only to find out later she's a he. :)

GO FOR A TD HERMIE YOU ASSCLOWN!!

[Skip Towne]

Herm needs a brain overhaul.

[Mama Hip Rockets]

WTF pat thomas with a tackle?

[Bearcat]

If Vermiel is our coach its 14-0

14-7... Turk would have been covering Brandon Marshall.

[doomy3]

that's how you execute 3rd and short. That's the same play that we called, but Shanahan's a genius.

[RealSNR]

3rd and 10

C'mon guys

[kaplin42]

Let's God D, stop them

[WilliamTheIrish]

s.a.c.k.

[teedubya]

we sacked CUNTLER!!

[Marcellus]

What the hell is going on?

[kcxiv]

DJ

[RealSNR]

W00T! SACK!

[doomy3]

Look at Jared Allen coming off the end...oh

[KCFalcon59]

A sack. Where did they learn to do that?

[chiefs4me]

Herm needs a brain overhaul.




I can't believe the man has the nerve to face his team after calls like that...:(

[LiL stumppy]

good sight

[kaplin42]

Hell Yeah, what a time for a Sack. Good Job D.

[cdcox]

BJ!

(heh)

[Bearcat]

Heh... we are SO winning this quarter.

[Baby Lee]

An effing sack!!! Spooge!!!

[Mama Hip Rockets]

a sack? A SACK???

[ClevelandBronco]

This is a confused Broncos team.

[Chiefs=Champions]

CUTLER GET THE FUDGE OUT!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!1!!!!!!

[Bwana]

Damn! The D came to play today!

[RealSNR]

Well, it's back to screen passes for 2 yards probably

Unless LJ decides to play another drive

[Hoover]

[If we can get a TD on this drive kicking that last FG will not hurt as bad

[WilliamTheIrish]

I'd love to see Herm hit them with a bomb here. I'm afraid it would end in a sack though.

[Skip Towne]

Hot Damn! Let's go get another FG.

[SBK]

LMAO, who is this team playing the Broncos?

[FAX]

Bringin' Pressure!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FAX

[Chiefs=Champions]

TEAM AGAINST THE WALL RESPONDS!!!1

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Nice defensive stop. It was good to actually see that relic known as a "QB Sack" in there.

[teedubya]

The D came to play. The O has been stored in a safe in Herm's office with the Vermeil/Saunders era playbook.

[El Pendejo]

So far it's going about the way I thought it would. Typical game at arrowhead for the good guys.

[Bearcat]

This is a confused Broncos team.


A little.... flustrated?

[RealSNR]

How much do you wanna bet it's a 3 and out here?

[Mr. Flopnuts]

If Vermiel is our coach its 14-0

Actually it would be 7-7 in a best case scenario.

[ClevelandBronco]

[If we can get a TD on this drive kicking that last FG will not hurt as bad

Premature driving.

[Bwana]

Now we get to see if we can get into field goal range. **** you Herm.

[Mr. Plow]

Come on guys. Let's get another field goal!

[MichaelH]

This is a confused Broncos team.

They must have been around Hermie too long.

[Bearcat]

How much do you wanna bet it's a 3 and out here?

Great punting territory...

[RealSNR]

Playaction.... screen?

:cuss:

[Marcellus]

All day to throw and we get a 3 yard flare pass out of it.

[ClevelandBronco]

A little.... flustrated?

I'm not surprised by anything I've seen so far.

[WilliamTheIrish]

Well they threw it. Short. But they threw it.

[kaplin42]

Captain Check Down is in Da' House!!!

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Playaction.... screen?

:cuss:

LMAO He's setting up the option run.

[RealSNR]

Nice Bowe!

[kcxiv]

Bowe is a beast when he gets the ball.

[chiefs4me]

Heh... we are SO winning this quarter.




but there are 3 more to go..:(

[Pablo]

Good Bowe.

This is the kind of Bowe I like.

[RealSNR]

9 yard pass to Bowe.

Lookin good. Might be 9-0!:eek:

[Bearcat]

I'm not surprised by anything I've seen so far.

Me neither, really... I still think the Broncos will get their stuff together, but this is a pretty typical Hermball game.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I'm not surprised by anything I've seen so far.

You've always been a class act Cleveland and one of my favorite posters on this board. But if you're not surprised to some degree to the start of this game, you're extremely pessimistic about your team to this point in the season IMO. Either that or you haven't seen the Chiefs yet this year.

[KevB]

We might have actually had a chance last week (as most of us said at the time) if Huard had played.

[WilliamTheIrish]

Nice drive. EOQ

[chiefs1111]

D Bowe with a couple nice plays

[Molitoth]

Man that last play was nice.

[Garcia Bronco]

Me either. This crap goes this way for us everytime we play there.

[Bob Dole]

Sure would be nice if the wobble launcher could hit Bowe in stride on that one.

[Skip Towne]

Slow things down Herm. Run clock.

[VonneMarie]

9 yard pass to Bowe.

Lookin good. Might be 9-0!:eek:
LOL...

[Marcellus]

A 1st down throw? 9 yards? What the hell, some angry fans have charged the booth and taken Chan Gailey hostage and are threatinng to shoot Novak if we don't start throwing on 1st down.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Slow things down Herm. Run clock.

LMAO

[WilliamTheIrish]

Me neither, really... I still think the Broncos will get their stuff together, but this is a pretty typical Hermball game.

Agreed. This has all the earmarks of a "We had our chances" post game PC.

[chiefs1111]

Lets hope we can get a TD on this drive

[teedubya]

Yeah! We have won 1 quarter this year now!!! 1 - 12 !!

This is progress Herm can hang his hat on for a couple of weeks.

[Bearcat]

but there are 3 more to go..:(

Moral victories are just as good as actual victories. It's right there in the phrase. Victory. /Herm

[VonneMarie]

Me either. This crap goes this way for us everytime we play there.

Shut up!

[FAX]

It's amazing what happens when you throw the ball occasionally.

FAX

[WilliamTheIrish]

Hi Stevie

[RealSNR]

StevieRay sighting!

[Bob Dole]

FDE sighting!

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Stevie Ray!!!!!!! I miss that guy.

[kaplin42]

A 1st down throw? 9 yards? What the hell, some angry fans have charged the booth and taken Chan Gailey hostage and are threatinng to shoot Novak if we don't start throwing on 1st down.

Hilarious ROFL

[Frazod]

Stevie sighting. :thumb:

[Bearcat]

Hey, FDE! We're tight... we went to different high schools together.

[WilliamTheIrish]

Larry gashes for 5.

[RealSNR]

Bad pass from Huard

[Mr. Flopnuts]

OMG!!!!!! Well, thanks for at least trying.

[Pablo]

Huard's got a STRONG ARM.

[El Pendejo]

Steamroller!!!!

[Mama Hip Rockets]

bad pass, but i like the play call.

[kaplin42]

Bowe has to catch that.

[Pablo]

OMFG.

[Bearcat]

OMG!!!!!! Well, thanks for at least trying.

lol... back to the running game.

[RealSNR]

Damn
It
Huard

DOES HE NOT SEE THE CHARGING LINEBACKERS HEADED TOWARD LARRY?

[WilliamTheIrish]

A screen. For -5. You don't say...

[kcxiv]

There we go again with stupid playcalling.

[Mr. Plow]

Huard's got a STRONG ARM.

He sure can float those 10 yard slants in there.

[KCFalcon59]

FG att coming

[Bwana]

Nice play calling assholes.

[kaplin42]

They are camping the screen now. Stop throwing it.

[Pablo]

Bowe has to catch that.Are you serious?

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Think we can find a way to shelf the screen that they're seeing from a mile away for awhile? Mmmkay, thanks.

[KevB]

The one thing Denver's D has is fast LB's, yet we keep trying screens. Bueller?

[Bearcat]

That was us, opening up the playbook.


A screen is a pass, too.

[WilliamTheIrish]

Delay. We're playing for punting position.

[KCFalcon59]

FG att coming

well maybe not

[Marcellus]

Not even in FG range now.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

****ING RETARDS!!!!!!!! False start or delay of game? Take your pick. 3rd and 22.

[Frazod]

False start or delay of game. The refs had their choice there. :banghead:

[Bob Dole]

Hooray for retards!

[Bwana]

False start on the fat boy.

[cdcox]

Would have been delay of game even if MacIntosh staid put.

[Mama Hip Rockets]

a will franklin sighting!

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Franklin has a catch!!!!!!!!! Novak hit the field.

[VonneMarie]

Sigh...

[RealSNR]

Eeeeexcellent

:cuss:

[Rain Man]

Novak for MVP!

[KevB]

That was the right decision....needed to get into FG range

[WilliamTheIrish]

Seriously. I could not play for a shit coaching staff like this.

[Bob Dole]

Nothing like going 4 yards downfield when you need 22.

Morons.

[Pablo]

Novak's missing this.

[ClevelandBronco]

You've always been a class act Cleveland and one of my favorite posters on this board. But if you're not surprised to some degree to the start of this game, you're extremely pessimistic about your team to this point in the season IMO. Either that or you haven't seen the Chiefs yet this year.

On the contrary, I think the Broncos are a mediocre team that has caught some breaks that have made them a 3-0 team, while the Chiefs are a talented team that hasn't gotten the benefit of any breaks.

It's early in the season, but IMO the Broncos aren't very good.

[WilliamTheIrish]

F

[Bearcat]

Might as well go for it... :(

[FAX]

Delay.

I have an idea. Let's self-destruct.

FAX

[Mama Hip Rockets]

LOL!!!!!!

[KevB]

Unbelievable.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

YOU ****ING PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!

[Bwana]

Nice kick douchebag.

[Bob Dole]

Not even ****ing close.

[KCFalcon59]

THat was horrible. Cut him

[kcxiv]

He missed that big time. That wasnt even close.

[Pablo]

Knew it.

[cdcox]

Taste the bile, Herm.

[Marcellus]

Not even in the zipcode.

[Frazod]

Great :shake:

[VonneMarie]

No good... AWESOME.

[banyon]

WIDE right.

[teedubya]

awesome!! great job Novak!!! yeah! See ya!!!

[Rain Man]

Fire Novak!

Colquitt for MVP!

[KevB]

Somebody call Morten Andersen's corpse

[chiefs1111]

so I guess Novak can't get anything over 40 yards ,what a joke

[chiefbowe82]

has anybody seen connor barth

[Sure-Oz]

We still don't have our kicker

[RealSNR]

That drive was Huard's fault. From the delay of game to the shitty LJ pass to the bad Bowe pass.

[Baby Lee]

Novak's missing this.

ROFL, I don't think he even kicked it towards the right EZ.

[ChiefsFan4Life]

Where's Medlock

[Sure-Oz]

Novak is the shit at practice kicking though guys, **** guys like jay feely who have actually hit a real FG in games

[Bearcat]

Why did we try to gain yards there, instead of staying in punting position? You either chuck it to the endzone, where it's picked off and at worse is a touchback, or you run a draw.

[chiefs1111]

Hopefully the D can step up again

[Mr. Flopnuts]

On the contrary, I think the Broncos are a mediocre team that has caught some breaks that have made them a 3-0 team, while the Chiefs are a talented team that hasn't gotten the benefit of any breaks.

It's early in the season, but IMO the Broncos aren't very good.

Well, I agree. Heh, but I'm a Chiefs fan so it's to be expected. I will say that I predicted we would win this game, whereas I thought we'd get beat down in Atlanta last week. I hope when it's all said and done I was right on both counts.

[oaklandhater]

after the chiefs cross the 50 yard line we are the worst team in the nfl

[chiefbowe82]

That drive was Huard's fault. From the delay of game to the shitty LJ pass to the bad Bowe pass.

I think the LJ pass is chan/herms fault

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Holding. Back em up.

[Marcellus]

At least the offense has given the D some rest in the 1st half.

[MichaelH]

That drive was Huard's fault. From the delay of game to the shitty LJ pass to the bad Bowe pass.

I'd say only partly. The craptastic coaching has to be worth some points.

[KevB]

Love to see the pressure

[teedubya]

Yeah, the Chiefs are a somewhat talented team, with the worst coaching staff in the history of God's green earth.

[Bob Dole]

Dan Queerdorf knows holding.

[FAX]

Bringin' Pressure!!!!!!!!!!!!

FAX

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Well, I agree. Heh, but I'm a Chiefs fan so it's to be expected. I will say that I predicted we would win this game, whereas I thought we'd get beat down in Atlanta last week. I hope when it's all said and done I was right on both counts.

Actually I can't lie. In the score prediction thread I picked Denver, but yesterday I changed my mind.

[WilliamTheIrish]

Daniel Graham is all hands...

[TIED5573]

Naked bootleg!!!!

[chiefbowe82]

gunther sighting!!!

[teedubya]

they did good against the bootleg there.

[banyon]

we covered the bootleg :eek:

[Marcellus]

Williams > Edwards right now.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Fantastic tackle by DJ.

[Mama Hip Rockets]

DJ!

[Bwana]

DJ!

[kcxiv]

Big play by DJ.

[teedubya]

D came to play today.

[FAX]

There's that awesome Cutler everybody's been talking about.

FAX

[KevB]

Really solid tackling so far

[Bob Dole]

DJ is so mediocre.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Are you ****ing kidding me? Really?

[Mama Hip Rockets]

mother ****.

[Marcellus]

Thats more like it.

[VonneMarie]

KISS MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[kcxiv]

go figure.

[Pablo]

Haha. Sweet.

[Sure-Oz]

WTF pittman

[WilliamTheIrish]

Nice play gun. You're a real ICON.

[Bob Dole]

****ing ****burger.

[teedubya]

There is that E-Fense, Im talkin about. Welcome back!

[Bwana]

Oh shit, oh dear! WTF was that!??

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Weigmann opened that up.

[Bearcat]

On the contrary, I think the Broncos are a mediocre team that has caught some breaks that have made them a 3-0 team, while the Chiefs are a talented team that hasn't gotten the benefit of any breaks.

It's early in the season, but IMO the Broncos aren't very good.

Not sure I'd go that far, but I haven't seen the Broncos much this season. At worse, the Broncos still blew out the Raiders and were in the game against the Chargers. At best, the Chiefs have been able to stick around by playing Hermball.

[oaklandhater]

theres our d we know and love

[KevB]

Carr and Page with really poor attempts there

[chiefbowe82]

lol wow 3rd and 19 FIRST DOWN

[Sure-Oz]

DJ went superman face first to the ground

[Pablo]

Who the ***** just sprung into the backfield?

[Deberg_1990]

Gotta love th Gunther 3rd down Defense!!

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Good shot Turk.

[cdcox]

Should have been holding, rather that roughing the passer.

[VonneMarie]

Here they come to take the ****ing lead. ****

[FAX]

40 yards on 3rd and 18.

That's just not right.

FAX

[teedubya]

I ****ing hate you, Herm!! I ****ing hate you soooo ****ing much!

[Chiefs=Champions]

Lenny says man a live!!11!

[Mr. Flopnuts]

D UP BITCHES!!!!

[WilliamTheIrish]

Keep throwing to Graham. I love that.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Too easy.

[chiefs4me]

theres our d we know and love





ROFL

[Rain Man]

Where was the false start on that 2nd down? The RG and RT started half a second before the snap. Not even close.

[kaplin42]

Something tells me we will be losing this quarter.

[MichaelH]

"Maybe Denver will kick a field goal too".

Hermie :shake:

[RealSNR]

Shit.

That was a good throw

[cdcox]

All too easy.

[kcxiv]

Game over because our playcalling sucks.

[VonneMarie]

Just ****ing great. You stupid dumb****s.

[Mama Hip Rockets]

COCK!

[teedubya]

and just like that, we are behind.

We should be up 17-0. But are down 6-7 now. What a shithole.