The Craigslist Experience can surprise you....

[KcKing]

So my birthday's coming up and I decided I wanted one of those professional cameras. Knowing they are crazy expensive I checked ebay and CL to see if I could find a deal on one... I ended up buying one that works well and decided CL is a good place to get cheap stuff w/o stealin sweet electronics out of coffee houses... Anyway, after buying the camera, some accessories from others, a Priest bobblehead,(nachos not included) and some other random things I was checking it out again this morning and my wife asked if I was patrolling for hookers... After pretending I didn't know they were there she says, "Check em out, they are right there." So I clicked on the hooker section and picked a random one so she could "prove to me CL has women of the night". Imagine our surprise when that particular hooker happened to be her 18 year old sister. Needless to say, I found it a lil funnier than she did...

Guess you never really do know someone...


Standard n00b diclaimers:

Sorry if repost,

Sorry for poor grammar and punctuation, i'm typing on a mobile device.

[bishop_74]

Worthless without pictures.

[Mecca]

This will be even funnier if the sister is good looking.

[Hammock Parties]

Ask her if she wants to take my virginity.

[Rooster]

Holy crap. What city? :evil:

[Hootie]

that is really funny, good story, rep

[Mecca]

Does she offer anal sex in her ad?

[KcKing]

This will be even funnier if the sister is good looking.

Fortunately for me my wife received her looks from her mom, her sis got em from her pappy...


**NSFW**
http://kansascity.craigslist.org/ers/863397013.html


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[Mecca]

Fortunately for me my wife received her looks from her mom, her sis got em from her pappy...


**NSFW**
http://kansascity.craigslist.org/ers/863397013.html


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If she's the one in the red then I don't think she's bad looking......and points for posting the link.

[Phobia]

Thanks. Now my thursday evening is full.

[KcKing]

If she's the one in the red then I don't think she's bad looking......and points for posting the link.

Standard Wife Programming... "Nah baby... Your SOOO much hotter than yer sis!! maybe I believe it now... **shrug**


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[Hootie]

ahahahahahahahaha

that's even funnier. I thought it was just a singles ad...I didn't know it was real prostitution!

[Fish]

Guess what I'm doing for lunch?

Giggity....

[Mecca]

Standard Wife Programming... "Nah baby... Your SOOO much hotter than yer sis!! maybe I believe it now... **shrug**


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If your wife happens to know her friend that would make all of this alot more interesting....

Now I have to see if I have some money.

[PhillyChiefFan]

Verya Nice, Howa Much?

81669

[Hootie]

just watched Borat the other day...how funny is it when he's at dinner with those upper class people? Oh man...

[Mecca]

I'd like to be the first to say......I'd hit it.

[Delano]

Thanks. Now my thursday evening is full.

Make sure you delete your browsing history after you click on the link. :)

[Phobia]

Make sure you delete your browsing history after you click on the link. :)

Heh. People have long memories, huh? Nah, I keep myself out of trouble with the wife. It only took me a decade but I finally figured it out.

[chasedude]

My brother's wife was hooking herself on CL in Texas for awhile. My brother was stationed with the Army in Korea for his year abroad and she was banging guys in hotel rooms.

She was a straight psycho case that used my brother. She even had two tikes at home to take care of which she couldn't do. My brother was in denial and blamed it all on her "mental illness", she was bipolar I think (she claims).

They've separated now but I'm sure she is still out there on CL somewhere in TX.

[Mecca]

Well....is she good in the sack?

[Phobia]

My brother's wife was hooking herself on CL in Texas for awhile. My brother was stationed with the Army in Korea for his year abroad and she was banging guys in hotel rooms.

She was a straight psycho case that used my brother. She even had two tikes at home to take care of which she couldn't do. My brother was in denial and blamed it all on her "mental illness", she was bipolar I think (she claims).

They've separated now but I'm sure she is still out there on CL somewhere in TX.
Heh. At least she was getting paid. My ex was just getting abused.

[DaKCMan AP]

Is the link NSFW?

[chasedude]

Well....is she good in the sack?

I wouldn't touch her with your dick Mecca. I find her repugnant and repulsive.

It's been awhile since I've seen her but she was a rather large woman of generous proportions. I'd heard she lost a lot of weight and trimmed down good but she's the fakest bitch i've ever met. lol is fakest a word?

[Delano]

Is the link NSFW?

I would not click on it at work.

It's a picture of one gal inspecting the quality of underpants worn by another gal. Neither is attractive.

[HemiEd]

Shocking.

[chasedude]

Heh. At least she was getting paid. My ex was just getting abused.

She was abusive to my brother from what he has let on to me.

I still will never forget my father's words on their wedding day.... "You're a damn fool" LMAO

Smart man.

[Phobia]

She was abusive to my brother from what he has let on to me.

I still will never forget my father's words on their wedding day.... "You're a damn fool" LMAO

Smart man.

My brother was the one who had a strong dislike for my ex. But he never told me - like I would have listened....

A woman with that much baggage simply isn't worth the trouble.

[Mecca]

I would not click on it at work.

It's a picture of one gal inspecting the quality of underpants worn by another gal. Neither is attractive.

Whoa now I'd bang the chick in the red I don't find her unappealing.

[RJ]

So KcKing, what exactly did your wife say upon learning her sister was a prostitute?

[KC Kings]

Several times recent past local news stations reported a big prostitution bust, with cops posing as hookers on CL and busting guys that show up to hump them.

Lenexa http://www.kctv5.com/news/15378677/detail.html
Wichita http://blogs.kansascity.com/crime_scene/2008/04/wichita-police.html
KC http://www.kmbc.com/news/16960398/detail.html?rss=kc1&psp=news
Chicago http://www.topix.com/forum/source/chicago-tribune/TORF2DFUKM29PI34O

It is great to know that with unsolved thefts, murders, child pron, etc.... that our tax dollars are going to bust women trying to make a few bucks on the side. Personally, I dont see the difference between taking a girl out to dinner/movie/drinks and spending $100 wining and dining her in order to boink her, and just cutting out the fluff, giving up the $100 and getting down to business.

[Mecca]

Several times recent past local news stations reported a big prostitution bust, with cops posing as hookers on CL and busting guys that show up to hump them.

Lenexa http://www.kctv5.com/news/15378677/detail.html
Wichita http://blogs.kansascity.com/crime_scene/2008/04/wichita-police.html
KC http://www.kmbc.com/news/16960398/detail.html?rss=kc1&psp=news
Chicago http://www.topix.com/forum/source/chicago-tribune/TORF2DFUKM29PI34O

It is great to know that with unsolved thefts, murders, child pron, etc.... that our tax dollars are going to bust women trying to make a few bucks on the side. Personally, I dont see the difference between taking a girl out to dinner/movie/drinks and spending $100 wining and dining her in order to boink her, and just cutting out the fluff, giving up the $100 and getting down to business.

Because those are easy busts, for some reason they'd rather spend their time doing that than say catching real criminals.

I personally could give a shit about it, like George Carlin said, selling is legal, ****ing is legal, so why isn't selling ****ing legal?

[KcKing]

So KcKing, what exactly did your wife say upon learning her sister was a prostitute?

Something to the effect of holy ****, what the ****... something along those lines... she stormed out the room, I proceeded to chuckle, turn it off, and come to work...


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[CoMoChief]

helllllllo coco!!! lmao

[CoMoChief]

I went onto Yahoo personals once to see if there were any girls from my highschool "looking for that man". Sure enough there were more than just a few.......pretty funny shit, though I doubt they were advertising sexual favors like good ol Coco here. LMAO

[MIAdragon]

Hehehe a better pic.

http://kansascity.craigslist.org/ers/806842946.html

"!No African American Guys Please!" -She dont like the brothers huh?

[RJ]

Something to the effect of holy ****, what the ****... something along those lines... she stormed out the room, I proceeded to chuckle, turn it off, and come to work...


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The good news is that if something ever happens between you and the SIL you can tell your wife it was strictly business.

[Mecca]

Hehehe a better pic.

http://kansascity.craigslist.org/ers/806842946.html

"!No African American Guys Please!" -She dont like the brothers huh?

*Writes down number*

[DT58HOF]

So KcKing, what exactly did your wife say upon learning her sister was a prostitute?

i think she said honey do you mind if i go to work with my lil sis? we could use the money,LOL

[Phobia]

Hehehe a better pic.

http://kansascity.craigslist.org/ers/806842946.html

"!No African American Guys Please!" -She dont like the brothers huh?

That's a marketing gimmick for stupid white guys.

[Mecca]

That's a marketing gimmick for stupid white guys.

Pretty much, she's banking she can get more money off that gimmick, which she probably can.

[Demonpenz]

big bust ..hehe

[Demonpenz]

How much does she charge. I am thinking about paying the money not only for the sex, but pictures to make chiefsplanet history

[Phobia]

Pretty much, she's banking she can get more money off that gimmick, which she probably can.

She probably gets double the calls from white guys and double the calls from outraged black dudes. I'm guessing she doesn't turn down the green though.

[Phobia]

How much does she charge. I am thinking about paying the money not only for the sex, but pictures to make chiefsplanet history

Dude, Claythan isn't ever gonna go through with that.

[KC Kings]

That's a marketing gimmick for stupid white guys.

No soul brotha. You too buku.


Here is another good one that is local. It is safe for work.
http://kansascity.craigslist.org/grd/863554842.html/ (http://yougotrickrolled.com/)

[Fish]

Coco is expensive....

[sedated]

Hehehe a better pic.

http://kansascity.craigslist.org/ers/806842946.html

"!No African American Guys Please!" -She dont like the brothers huh?

SFW?

[Mecca]

Coco is expensive....

Well it is hot and people seem to enjoy it in the winter...

[Fish]

SFW?

Do you work as a pimp?

[Demonpenz]

How much for the girl, then Zach bringing his hi res camera over, and then athan to write an article?

[Mecca]

SFW?

There's no nudity but she's only wearing panties and has her hands over her boobs...

[MIAdragon]

SFW?

you cant see anything but it depends how anal your work place is

[Mecca]

you cant see anything but it depends how anal your work place is

Now if she does that it might be worth the price.....

I think the next time he sees her he should ask her if she'd like to be a pornstar.

[Fish]

Kings... you should really call her up like you're looking for a "date". Play all sly and give her your home address.... see how long it takes her to figure it out. If she shows up all hookered out, invite her in for dinner with the family...

[Phobia]

Kings... you should really call her up like you're looking for a "date". Play all sly and give her your home address.... see how long it takes her to figure it out. If she shows up all hookered out, invite her in for dinner with the family...

Yeah - but give her a stage name like "Hunter" or "Stone".

[PhillyChiefFan]

just watched Borat the other day...how funny is it when he's at dinner with those upper class people? Oh man...

Classic :D

[ModSocks]

Yeah - but give her a stage name like "Hunter" or "Stone".

And then do things to her....naughty things.....bad things....Then give her 5 bucks, say she owes you a family discount, slap her on the Ass and send her on her way.

[ModSocks]

And let her know that her sister is better and comes free!! (Kinda)

[RJ]

The holidays should be extra special this year. Love those family get togethers.
It's always fun to break out the old photos.

Ho, ho, ho!!......no pun intended, of course.

[sedated]

"uh, I'm just gonna go find a cash machine"

<img src="http://actualmalice.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/the_big_lebowski___jeff_bridges.jpg">

[Fish]

Coco is now busy for the rest of the day. Including the weekend.

You guys can stop with the calls already.....

[teedubya]

God Bless America.

[mikeyis4dcats.]

shens.


and I'd pee in her butt.

[BWillie]

Yeah, that is why I always look at the hooker postings to see if any of the chicks I date are hookers in their spare time. That could kind of be a deal buster if you waste 3 months talking to them, and you find out they sit on dicks for pay in their spare time. Just a tad.

One idea I have...if you really hate your ex girlfriend. You could always post a picture of her on craigslist as a escort ad with her phone number. Oh man would she be pissed. Just do it from a public computer somewhere and you can't go wrong. That gives me some devious ideas....

[Dave Lane]

Hehehe a better pic.

http://kansascity.craigslist.org/ers/806842946.html

"!No African American Guys Please!" -She dont like the brothers huh?

Shes a racist!! :)

Dave