A new write-in candidacy

["Bob" Dobbs]

Vote for me, and I'll legalize immediate execution for all peeps names Carl and Herm. Need I add more?

["Bob" Dobbs]

Plus, you can say "fuck" as much as you want. 1st amendment, bitches!

[Bugeater]

You'd better get your ass going on some fundraising, you're $43K short to run as an independent.

[blueballs]

if you can't even pull in the sister fucking homo vote
it's time to hang up the flag lapel pin