FAX Faction Advertising Sales

[FAX]

The Question Before The Faction:

Do we sell ad space in "The FAX Faction" OP to the two candidates who have offered $500 in casino cash? Or not.

SPECIAL IMPORTANT VITAL NOTE: This poll thing is for members of The FAX Faction only. I guess you can vote but, if you do, we'll automatically make you a member of The FAX Faction (which is totally cool, too).

Vote peeps, or forever hold your piece. Or both.

FAX

Disclaimers: Sorry if repost. Sorry we didn't charge more money.

[Phobia]

I would like to buy some advertising space within this poll, Fax.

[FAX]

I would like to buy some advertising space within this poll, Fax.

No problem, Mr. Phobia. I'll have to make another poll, though. Hang on.

FAX

[HemiEd]

I submit that we sell all the space that anyone wants, no matter their affiliation. We need the dough.

[FAX]

I submit that we sell all the space that anyone wants, no matter their affiliation. We need the dough.

I like that idea, too, Mr. HemiEd.

All in favor, say "Boom, lacka, lacka, lacka! Boom, lacka, lacka, lacka! Like my momma done tole me!"

FAX

[triple]

hmm. my signature space could be for sale as well.

[HemiEd]

"Boom, lacka, lacka, lacka! Boom, lacka, lacka, lacka! Like my momma done tole me!"

[Ultra Peanut]

I decided to exercise my status as a Friend of FAX Faction to express my opinion. I like you too much to let you travel down the wrong path.

[Ultra Peanut]

hmm. my signature space could be for sale as well.Two dolla fo dis:

http://i36.tinypic.com/29gfyg8.png

[Simply Red]

.

[Simply Red]

..

[stumppy]

The Question Before The Faction:

Do we sell ad space in "The FAX Faction" OP to the two candidates who have offered $500 in casino cash? Or not.

SPECIAL IMPORTANT VITAL NOTE: This poll thing is for members of The FAX Faction only. I guess you can vote but, if you do, we'll automatically make you a member of The FAX Faction (which is totally cool, too).

Vote peeps, or forever hold your piece. Or both.

FAX

Disclaimers: Sorry if repost. Sorry we didn't charge more money.


Mr FAX, one correction please. I believe the last offer was $500 a week for one campaign banner.

I would also like to suggest that all memebers of the FAX Faction sale advert. space at a rate based on post count.

[Fairplay]

I submit that we sell all the space that anyone wants, no matter their affiliation. We need the dough.

I second the motion. But can us as members of the Faction, choose which one we want to have in our space?

[FAX]

Mr FAX, one correction please. I believe the last offer was $500 a week for one campaign banner.

I would also like to suggest that all memebers of the FAX Faction sale advert. space at a rate based on post count.

Sounds complicated. I like it.

All in favor, say "Rashon. Apply directly to the nutsack."

FAX

[triple]

Two dolla fo dis:

http://i36.tinypic.com/29gfyg8.png

two dollars? what kind of girl do you think i am?

[Rausch]

When did CP become a more ghey version of Survivor?

Where's the "I lit your tiki hut on fire" option?

[stumppy]

two dollars? what kind of girl do you think i am?

I believe that has already been established. All thats left now is some dickering.

[Rausch]

Two dolla fo dis:

http://i36.tinypic.com/29gfyg8.png

How the fuck could you possibly be a Rep?...

[smittysbar]

I say sell to whomever, 500 a week

[Ultra Peanut]

How the fuck could you possibly be a Rep?...I am a slave to no party.

http://i38.tinypic.com/1slgl3.png
http://i37.tinypic.com/eb2e6q.png

[OnTheWarpath15]

If we allow one, we need to allow all.

$500 per ad, per week sounds reasonable.

[FAX]

I say sell to whomever, 500 a week

Excellent idea, Mr. smittysbar.

All in favor, say "Somebody convince Mr. Rausch to join the FAX Faction!"

FAX

[FAX]

If we allow one, we need to allow all.

$500 per ad, per week sounds reasonable.

Great thinking, Mr. OnTheWarpath58.

All in favor, say "I think there's a bee betwixt my buttocks!"

FAX

[Phobia]

I'll give $501 per week not to run any ads whatsoever.

[Fat Elvis]

Why are we stopping at $500/week? They both have loads of casino cash...milk them dry.

[stumppy]

I think Mr. Rausch has a bee between his buttocks.

[FAX]

I'll give $501 per week not to run any ads whatsoever.

Do I hear $502?

FAX

[stumppy]

Why are we stopping at $500/week? They both have loads of casino cash...milk them dry.

Thats kind of what I was thinking. Their huge piles of campaign cash should be steadily transfered to the FAX Faction accts. in the fastest possible manner. After all, what is the worth of virtually being gaurenteed to be elected The President ?

[FAX]

Thats kind of what I was thinking. Their huge piles of campaign cash should be steadily transfered to the FAX Faction accts. in the fastest possible manner. After all, what is the worth of virtually being gaurenteed to be elected The President ?

Great thought, Mr. stumppy.

All in favor, say "I just slammed a crockpot on my head."

FAX

[FAX]

Okay ... it looks as though the consensus is that we post both ads. Unfortunately, Mr. CRONUS has retracted his offer of $500 and is now offering only $250 which is unfortunate. Therefore, I think we should only add Ms. Ultra Peanut's advertisement - plus, of course, the one for which we were paid $3000. (We also received an extra $1000 from that candidate for the right to modify his ad).

So, if somebody will be so kind to explain to me how to add these ads to the OP, let's get this show started.

Go Elite Masters!

FAX