****The official ''Lets go Chargers'' and ''Fuck the Pats'' thread****®©™

[2112]

That's right, I started it. kickoff in about 10 minutes.

[RealSNR]

Better the Chargers than the Donks or the Turds, I say

[Bowser]

I'm hoping for a 1 point win by either team, and all 22 starters to get hurt for both teams.


OH NOES!! HE WANTS PEOPLE TO GET HURT PLAYING TEH FOOTBALLS!!!

[007]

I will always root against my division. Go Pats.

[ClevelandBronco]

Good grief. The Bolts are wearing those gay throwback unis.

[blueballs]

madden had a LT sperm omlet
and a Belichick juiced bloody mary
as a pre-game snack

[Hammock Parties]

I want to see Randy Moss score six touchdowns. I don't care.

[2112]

I'm hoping for a 1 point win by either team, and all 22 starters to get hurt for both teams.


OH NOES!! HE WANTS PEOPLE TO GET HURT PLAYING TEH FOOTBALLS!!!

LMFAO

ROFL

[007]

I need Gates to have a bad night.

[ClevelandBronco]

I'm hoping for a 1 point win by either team, and all 22 starters to get hurt for both teams.


OH NOES!! HE WANTS PEOPLE TO GET HURT PLAYING TEH FOOTBALLS!!!

We gotta figure out a way to get Madden hurt.

[Chiefs Pantalones]

I wanna see the Chargers win.

Is it weird that I have absolutely no hate for the Chargers?

[ClevelandBronco]

I need Gates to have a bad night.

Could happen if they start Rivers.

[keg in kc]

I wanna see the Chargers win.

Is it weird that I have absolutely no hate for the Chargers?Well, it would be kind of like hating that retarded kid down the block.

[Bowser]

We gotta figure out a way to get Madden hurt.

I'm down. We should sprinkle some ball bearings into his five pounds worth of Aussie Chips from Outback that he eats every hour on the hour.

[ClevelandBronco]

I wanna see the Chargers win.

Is it weird that I have absolutely no hate for the Chargers?

What's there to hate? It's not like they have fans or anything.

[Mecca]

That brunette cheerleader had a great rack...show her some more!

[ClevelandBronco]

I'm down. We should sprinkle some ball bearings into his five pounds worth of Aussie Chips from Outback that he eats every hour on the hour.

IR: Chip poisoning.

I'm all over that.

[Bowser]

That brunette cheerleader had a great rack...show her some more!

You've been staring at Chiefs cheerleaders for far too long. lol

[Marcellus]

I am beginning to think LT is over the hill and sliding down fast.

[Mecca]

You've been staring at Chiefs cheerleaders for far too long. lol

The Chiefs cheerleaders I could find better chicks at 4 am at a bar.

[ClevelandBronco]

That's an early whistle.

[ClevelandBronco]

I am beginning to think LT is over the hill and sliding down fast.

Agreed.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

I am beginning to think LT is over the hill and sliding down fast.

You don't sign running backs to second contracts.

[Dylan]

Hey D2112... Congrats on the win!

[Mecca]

Did you all know that Phillip Rivers started 51 games in college......that's basically insane.

[ClevelandBronco]

I need Gates to have a bad night.

There you go.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Gates just ain't right.

[Bowser]

Rivers has a strange throwing motion to his passes.

[2112]

Hey D2112... Congrats on the win!

Thanks, young lady. I'm still inebriated from todays activities. :evil:

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Did you all know that Phillip Rivers started 51 games in college......that's basically insane.

Did you know that Whitney Houston's debut LP, simply titled "Whitney Houston" had 4 #1 singles on it?

Did you know that, Mecca?

[Bowser]

Thanks, young lady. I'm still inebriated from todays activities. :evil:

Thank God for spellcheck, eh?

[2112]

Rivers has a strange throwing motion to his passes.

He looks like my sister when he throws it.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Rivers has a strange throwing motion to his passes.

Always has. That was his biggest knock coming out of NCSU.

[2112]

Thank God for spellcheck, eh?

ROFL

You're on fire tonight

[Mecca]

Did you know that Whitney Houston's debut LP, simply titled "Whitney Houston" had 4 #1 singles on it?

Did you know that, Mecca?

Cocaine is a hell of a drug!

[Bowser]

He looks like my sister when he throws it.

I hope your sister doesn't look like this...

[Mecca]

Phillip Rivers is doing the O Rlly face.

[JuicesFlowing]

I officially hate both teams. Hooray! Hopefully it's a tie and lots of players get leg cramps.

[Bowser]

ChiefsPlanet has brought me a deeper appreciation for American Psycho.

[Mecca]

I've made an American Pie joke atleast 3 times today and been no sold, you guys are no fun.

[007]

There you go.

Had to get the kids ready for dinner. What did I miss?

[Bowser]

Always has. That was his biggest knock coming out of NCSU.

To me, it looks like he has a fucked up rotator cuff or labrum, and he's just found a way to play around it.

[ClevelandBronco]

Kaeding from the 15? Hey, how impressive is that?

[ClevelandBronco]

Had to get the kids ready for dinner. What did I miss?

Gates dropped a sure TD.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Randy Moss, Rannn University...

Good god, what a tard LMAO

[007]

Gates dropped a sure TD.awesome. more of that. Drop every pass AG.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

That Chinawoman has a phenomenal rack.

[Bowser]

That Chinawoman has a phenomenal rack.

Gotta be store bought. NTTIAWWT

[Mecca]

Ok guys are you ready......

We're gonna play some separated at birth here...

Matt Ryan..http://multimedia.heraldinteractive.com/images/0666e6e076_ryan04092008.jpg

and the Shermantor! http://www.youthink.com/quiz_images/quiz1579outcome5.JPG

[ClevelandBronco]

How many points do the Patriots get for a missed FG?

['Hamas' Jenkins]

http://multimedia.heraldinteractive.com/images/0666e6e076_ryan04092008.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/95/Peter_North_Handclasp.jpg

[Mecca]

Are you implying that Matt Ryan would have sex with men for money?

[ClevelandBronco]

Can we stop calling this guy LT? Please?

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Are you implying that Matt Ryan would have sex with men for money?

If it was the early 80's and he needed coke, sure.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Rivers, FTW!!

Deltha O'Neal, FTL!!

[Deberg_1990]

Anyone ever watched the Sunday Night game online at NBC?

Watching it now. Whats cool is they have multiple viewing angles running simaltaneously.

cable cam
sideline cam
enzone cam
broadcast cam
Moss and Gates cam


Very cool.

[Mecca]

If it was the early 80's and he needed coke, sure.

Did I ever tell the story about how I threatened to body slam Peter North?

[Bowser]

I hope Devard Darling saw that a guy actually can get past Deltha O'neal for a touchdown.

[Bowser]

Did I ever tell the story about how I threatened to body slam Peter North?

Did you back down when he threatened to knock you out with his cocque?

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Did I ever tell the story about how I threatened to body slam Peter North?

Yes. It's one of the greatest Planet stories not told by frazod.

[ClevelandBronco]

Thanks a bunch for still being in the NFL, Deltha.

[Mecca]

Did you back down when he threatened to knock you out with his cocque?

I'd be more concerned about him trying to blow his load at me.

[Bowser]

Did I ever tell the story about how I threatened to body slam Peter North?

Got a link to that story?

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Every time I watch a Pats game I remember how awesome it was that Junior Seau didn't get a ring.

[Deberg_1990]

oh yea, NBC.com's broadcast also leaves the feeds up during the commercials so its kind of like being at the real game.

YOu get to see the players just standing around waiting for the commercial breaks to end. LOL

['Hamas' Jenkins]

There should be a 300 yard penalty for punters flopping.

[ClevelandBronco]

Nice tackle.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Hanson may hit himself in the leg with an axe, but he's a better tackler than anyone on the entire Missouri defense :shake:

[Mecca]

Wow that blonde cheerleader was pornstar hot..the Chargers have awesome cheerleaders.

[Deberg_1990]

Wow that blonde cheerleader was pornstar hot..the Chargers have awesome cheerleaders.


What do you expect? Its SoCal. There are no shortages of hot girls

[ClevelandBronco]

Nice boot, Nate.

[Bowser]

And of course the shots of the Chiefs getting punk'd by Tomlinson. LMAO

[007]

doink

[ClevelandBronco]

Nate. Not Nick. Nate.

[Bowser]

I thought Moss had it in his contract that he was never to run an inside screen.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

You know, the quality of pr0n stars really went up the last 10 years.

[Mecca]

You know, the quality of pr0n stars really went up the last 10 years.

Are you saying you weren't a big fan of old school hairy bush porn?

[Bowser]

Are you saying you weren't a big fan of old school hairy bush porn?

Just Christy Canyon.

[Mecca]

Just Christy Canyon.

She's actually still pretty good looking as of today.

[Frazod]

Are you saying you weren't a big fan of old school hairy bush porn?

I sort of like that happy medium between tribble fur and OMG has she reached puberty yet shaved.

[Bowser]

She's actually still pretty good looking as of today.

Yeah, I saw a pic of her from the adult show in Vegas this year. She doesn't look as rough as you'd expect, living the life she has. I am a boob guy though, so I'd probably think she'd look hot in a cess pool.

[Bowser]

I sort of like that happy medium between tribble fur and OMG has she reached puberty yet shaved.

Little landing strips are the best, imo.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Little landing strips are the best, imo.

Or the triangle buzz cut.

[Frazod]

Little landing strips are the best, imo.

Honestly I prefer nicely trimmed.

[Mecca]

I'm just going to go back to my old stand by Tory Lane.....that is by far my favorite porn chick.

[007]

doink

I can't believe that was my 20,000th post. ROFL

[Frazod]

Excellent hijacking, BTW. :D

[ClevelandBronco]

You are all warped.

FOOTBALL!

[Frazod]

I'm just going to go back to my old stand by Tory Lane.....that is by far my favorite porn chick.

Nice choice. Very.... enthusiastic.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

I stumbled upon this chick the other day named Nicole Graves. Holy poop, she's hot.

[Bowser]

Honestly I prefer nicely trimmed.Yeah, they don't have to get all Salon Tuscano with it, just keep that shit tended to.

I'm just going to go back to my old stand by Tory Lane.....that is by far my favorite porn chick.I had a thing for Torri Wells.

[Mecca]

I saw this chick her name is like Nicki Matthews, she has a muppet looking face and I couldn't stop laughing.

[Bowser]

I can't believe that was my 20,000th post. ROFL

Fitting. :D

[Frazod]

My all time favorite is Holly Body, circa early 1990s. OMG she was PERFECT. :drool:

She's had some awful plastic surgery and her face looks like crap now, but she still has the smokin bod.

[007]

Fitting. :DLMAO Bastage!!!!:cuss::D

[Mecca]

Oh also I came across this other chick Cory Everson, not the bodybuilder, this chick is a dark haired porn star from some Euro country like the czech Republic my god she's hot.

[Mecca]

My all time favorite is Holly Body, circa early 1990s. OMG she was PERFECT. :drool:

She's had some awful plastic surgery and her face looks like crap now, but she still has the smokin bod.

Ah so you like the giant fake boob look?

[Frazod]

Ah so you like the giant fake boob look?

YESYESYESYESYES

[Deberg_1990]

Does this thread need to be renamed??

[Bowser]

My all time favorite is Holly Body, circa early 1990s. OMG she was PERFECT. :drool:

She's had some awful plastic surgery and her face looks like crap now, but she still has the smokin bod.

Heh, I remember thinking those were the fakest boobs I had ever seen up to that point.

More old school faves - Barbara Dare and Victoria Paris.

[007]

Does this thread need to be renamed??

I don't know. the title almost fits.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

It sucks that Eva Angelina got knocked up.

[Dylan]

Jackson is killing them

[ClevelandBronco]

Tomlinson is done. Just done.

[Frazod]

Heh, I remember thinking those were the fakest boobs I had ever seen up to that point.

More old school faves - Barbara Dare and Victoria Paris.

I saw Ginger Lynn perform once in the early 90s. Even though I as a rule prefer busty brunettes, I must say she is far and away the sexiest woman I've ever seen in person - she just radiated it. I was seated at the runway about a foot away from her, too. Lord have mercy. :wayne:

[Bowser]

Jackson is killing them

Good, I actually started him on a fantasy team due to bye weeks.

So who are some of your favorite porn stars, Dylan?

[Frazod]

Is there a game on or something? :D

[Dylan]

Pats need corners -- they should have held on to what's his name

[Bowser]

I saw Ginger Lynn perform once in the early 90s. Even though I as a rule prefer busty brunettes, I must say she is far and away the sexiest woman I've ever seen in person - she just radiated it. I was seated at the runway about a foot away from her, too. Lord have mercy. :wayne:

Agreed. I actually listened to her and Christy Canyon a few times on satellite radio on their show for Playboy. They're dirty.

I saw Doly Parton's cousin at a strip club once. She has enormous boobs and brunetter hair. Very hot.

[Bowser]

Pats need corners -- they should have held on to what's his name

Ty Law?

[Dylan]

am i in the wrong thread lol

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Pats need corners -- they should have held on to what's his name

Asante Samuel...meh, too much money. They'll at least get a comp pick for him (probably 3rd).

[Bowser]

am i in the wrong thread lol

Not at all. :evil:

[Frazod]

Agreed. I actually listened to her and Christy Canyon a few times on satellite radio on their show for Playboy. They're dirty.

I saw Doly Parton's cousin at a strip club once. She has enormous boobs and brunetter hair. Very hot.

I've heard that Christy Canyon is a total bitch in person. Ginger was very nice.

[Dylan]

Ty Law?

Assante Samuel :D

I wish the eagles had signed law instead of samuel

['Hamas' Jenkins]

I would also settle for Elizabeth Banks doing porn.

[Dylan]

I wondering if the Pats have another QB on their roster

[Mama Hip Rockets]

i hate the chargers.

how could anyone not hate the chargers?

[Bowser]

I wondering if the Pats have another QB on their roster

Gutierrez, or something?

[Bowser]

I would also settle for Elizabeth Banks doing porn.

Or Jeri Ryan. Or both at the same time.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

ha ha. Matt Assel.

[Dylan]

bowser: did that "Brees Lightening" guy show up yet? lol

He kept telling me to STFU after criticizing his team in a game thread...

I didn't know he was a Chargers fan -- I thought he was a Saints fan... lol

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Or Jeri Ryan. Or both at the same time.

Jeri Ryan is one of the biggest reasons why we are on the cusp of having the first black president in US history.

[Bowser]

bowser: did that "Brees Lightening" guy show up yet? lol

He kept telling me to STFU after criticizing his team in a game thread...

I didn't know he was a Chargers fan -- I thought he was a Saints fan... lol

Heh, not that I've seen. He shouldn't criticize anyone with a name like Brees Lightning, though. What was he saying, just usual weak Charger fan smack talk?

[Dylan]

He was rough ... I just ignored him LOL

He was saying all kinds of crazy things. He -- cursing me out left and right -

I think his name was Brees Thunder. I'm thinking NO Saints - Thunder -- I'm thinking rain.

[kcxiv]

I'm just going to go back to my old stand by Tory Lane.....that is by far my favorite porn chick.

I think she's ugly as ****. Jenni Lee owns all.

http://bgb.brazzers.com/769p/img/02.jpg

[007]

Jeri Ryan is one of the biggest reasons why we are on the cusp of having the first black president in US history.:spock:

[triple]

:spock:

barack obama and his political machine pressured a judge to get her divorce records made public in order to personally destroy his opponent for the Senate.

[Bowser]

He was rough ... I just ignored him LOL

He was saying all kinds of crazy things. He -- cursing me out left and right - LOL

Ah yes. Nothing like a good internet tough guy to provide a good belly laugh.

[007]

barack obama and his political machine pressured a judge to get her divorce records made public in order to personally destroy his opponent for the Senate.Really? INteresting.

[Bowser]

barack obama and his political machine pressured a judge to get her divorce records made public in order to personally destroy his opponent for the Senate.

No shit? Seven of Nine's husband?

[007]

Parker? wow.

[Dylan]

Game over --


wow cassel had 3 minutes to just walk it in

[Frazod]

Really? INteresting.

Apparently Jim Ryan was a bit too kinky for Jeri's tastes. IIRC, there was stuff about swapping, three-ways, etc. When that hit, his campaign was baked.

[Bowser]

Apparently Jim Ryan was a bit too kinky for Jeri's tastes. IIRC, there was stuff about swapping, three-ways, etc. When that hit, his campaign was baked.

Ah, that jogged the memory. I seem to recall all of that now.

[triple]

Really? INteresting.

it's been said that in Chicago/IL politics you don't level the playing field, you clear it.

[Frazod]

Ah, that jogged the memory. I seem to recall all of that now.

Boy, you'd think tapping that every night would be enough. Apparently not.

[007]

damnit not gates

[Dylan]

I can't believe how bad the (Pats) secondary looks

[Bowser]

I can't believe how bad the (Pats) secondary looks

The Pats D looks old and slow.

[triple]

Boy, you'd think tapping that every night would be enough. Apparently not.

Yeah, no kidding. :shake:

[Rain Man]

A few random comments on the game:

1. Either Tom Brady was as good as advertised, or Matt Cassell is really, really bad.

2. I hate to compliment the Steroid Diego Chargers, but that long pass from Phillip Rivers was one of the prettiest passes I've ever seen. Hit the receiver right in stride, and so softly that even I could've caught it.

3. New England is kind of stinking up the joint without Brady.

4. Patriots rookie Jerrod Mayo must feel bad. He joins a huge powerhouse and they immediately collapse.

5. Randy Moss looks bored. I suspect that he'll be jogging for the remainder of the season.

[Frazod]

it's been said that in Chicago/IL politics you don't level the playing field, you clear it.

Yep. These fuckers play for keeps up here. But it's pretty much like that anywhere. Ryan should have known that bone wouldn't stay in the closet.

[Dylan]

What a team meltdown

[KCFalcon59]

damnit not gates

Rivers doesn't throw to Gates near enough.

[Dylan]

I noticed that the Chargers came into this game all pumped up. the pats came into the game looking like they just woke up

[Frazod]

30-3. Jesus, what a beatdown.

[Dylan]

OMG Cassel slides and the corner is a good 8 yds away

[triple]

nice "BS" chant on the part of the chargers fans

you're winning by 27 with 10 minutes left... get over it

[Dylan]

How long is Moss going to put up with this -- Cassel can't even hit him on a slant

[Blankey]

Why are the Charger fans booing so hard? You're up 30-3 with 9 minutes left. God they're idiots.

[Rain Man]

What the heck was that? Cassell just threw the ball into the ground for no reason.

[Rain Man]

Why are the Charger fans booing so hard? You're up 30-3 with 9 minutes left. God they're idiots.

Maybe they disapprove of steroids.

[007]

Rivers doesn't throw to Gates near enough.Yeah, well he needs to throw to him less tonight. I sure hope Carney has a brilliant day tomorrow.

[Deberg_1990]

Rivers is having a hell of a year so far.

Hes pretty much overlooked and unerappreciated as well.

[Dylan]

Why are the Charger fans booing so hard? You're up 30-3 with 9 minutes left. God they're idiots.

They're picking up where the Patriots fans left off :D

[Dylan]

Believe me I hope I’m missing something here because I starting to wonder if the Patriots can’t win without cheating. ... It appears that I have witnessed an almost complete team meltdown. I'm surprised Belichick looks so ordinary

[Buck]

Why are the Charger fans booing so hard? You're up 30-3 with 9 minutes left. God they're idiots.

Well I don't know if you could tell from watching on TV, but after the refs initial explanation, he tried to explain something else over the loud-speaker, but we were Booing so loudly that he moved closer to the Chargers sideline so Norv could understand him. He had to move closer like 5 times, and then finally gave up and just walked up to Norv and told him something in his ear, then he ran across the field and said something in Belicheck's ear.

Then we booed for like 5 more minutes. It was the funniest thing I've ever seen at a football game.

[2112]

http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa184/JosephWGrinwis/face.jpg


ROFL

[DaneMcCloud]

=


ROFL

Are you Shiteater in disguise?

[mrub4]

What the heck was that? Cassell just threw the ball into the ground for no reason.

Hahaha, he did that like three or four times at the end. "Oh no the defense! **** it! *spikes ball*. Guy's got a whole lot of heart. Same with Moss, I remember a guy making a break for the endzone and Moss just stood there watching. All he had to do was make one block and they could've had a TD.

Believe me I hope I’m missing something here because I starting to wonder if the Patriots can’t win without cheating. ... It appears that I have witnessed an almost complete team meltdown. I'm surprised Belichick looks so ordinary

Al and John blamed the Pat's crappy o-line on the fact last year the Giants kind of exposed their big weakness in the middle during SB. Now apparently everyone's doin it. The D? Well, who knows.

Well I don't know if you could tell from watching on TV, but after the refs initial explanation, he tried to explain something else over the loud-speaker, but we were Booing so loudly that he moved closer to the Chargers sideline so Norv could understand him. He had to move closer like 5 times, and then finally gave up and just walked up to Norv and told him something in his ear, then he ran across the field and said something in Belicheck's ear.

Then we booed for like 5 more minutes. It was the funniest thing I've ever seen at a football game.

He was trying to get the Great Keeper of the Time to reset the game clock an extra couple seconds. Even on TV through his mic you could barely hear him. I was crackin up.

[2112]

Are you Shiteater in disguise?
Why?

Do you wanna fuck me?