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Rain Man
10-13-2008, 08:30 PM
The Republican Candidates - SNR and Ultra Peanut - are hereby invited to post their comments on the following:

1. What unique programs would you introduce to America if elected?

2. What is flawed about your opponents' unique programs?

3. Why are your positions, as noted in the previous two policy papers, superior to those of your opponents?

4. Why are you better qualified to be Chiefsplanet president than your opponents?

The thread will remain open until the primary election, which will be held on October 16th.
jidar
10-13-2008, 08:36 PM
No abortions. More money for the rich.
Dead brown people.
And we promise to run the country into the ground with terrible fiscal policy.
'Hamas' Jenkins
10-13-2008, 08:44 PM
http://blog.lib.umn.edu/boley011/architecture/flamethrower.jpgNo abortions. More money for the rich.
Dead brown people.
And we promise to run the country into the ground with terrible fiscal policy.
Rain Man
10-13-2008, 08:48 PM
No abortions. More money for the rich.
Dead brown people.
And we promise to run the country into the ground with terrible fiscal policy.


Perhaps you should consider running.
RealSNR
10-13-2008, 09:13 PM
Genocide for all liberals. And the last thing they see will be a TV screen showing a post by Hamas Jenkins that says, "kill yourself"
noa
10-13-2008, 09:31 PM
Gee I'd sure like to set those people on fire over there, but I'm way too far away to get the job done. If only I had something that would throw flame on them...
Ramtastic
10-14-2008, 10:50 AM
And now, from Memphis, TN, YOUR ChiefsPlanet People's Champion...

ULTRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PEAAAAAAAAAAAAAANUTTTTTTTT

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Ultra Peanut
10-14-2008, 10:51 AM
Hey! Nothing SNR can say!
Nothing's gonna change this nomination!
Now it's time to shine!
I'm gonna taaaake what's mine while you're burnin' inside my light!

My opponent isn't a legend, so I'm not even going to bother with killing him. SNR is a cunt. I kicked him where his appendix used to be and took a shit in his bag.

http://i36.tinypic.com/166zyo2.gif

I'm going to rape SNR so hard the room will stink.
Rain Man
10-14-2008, 11:03 AM
The Republican debate is a bit more lively than the Democratic debate. It's tough to identify a winner right now.