Today is the primaries for CP Prez!

[Rain Man]

Enter the voting booth now! Decide the future of Chiefsplanet! (Or at least, the two candidates who will enter the general election.)

Vote early and vote ... once. You can vote in only one primary.

["Bob" Dobbs]

CNN's already calling it... Based on .00001% of precincts reporting, it's SNR & Cronus FTW!

[RealSNR]

Do I have time for one last attack ad?

My opponent has a racist pastor!

[Rain Man]

With 1% of precincts reporting, SNR has a 66 percent share on the Republican side, and Cronus is running at 100% for the Democrats. Further updates as precincts report.

[Tribal Warfare]

Vote Cronus, very attractive, voluptuous, and verile women will be on you like Lois Lane on Superman's Kryptonian star shifter.

[cdcox]

Turnout low so far. Slackers.

[no love]

As a loyal planateer and lurking "noob", I must say I am a little uneasy about the planet having a political affiliation.

The last thing I want is my chiefs news distorted by either wing. Or a wing that in real life doesn't represent my beliefs as a chiefs fan.

[no love]

but vote.
everyone must vote!

[KcMizzou]

Come on. there's got to be more love for UP out there...

[RealSNR]

Come on. there's got to be more love for UP out there...I love Ultra Peanut. I've worked with her side by side for as long as I've been a Chiefsplanet member. We've bashed n00bs and collaborated on a variety of viewpoints. I've even taken a huge step in my sarcasm by typing in all caps and putting out some form of internet garble, all because of her leadership.

But Ultra Peanut is simply unfit to lead this forum.

[boogblaster]

I voted now I'm sick ... Was the free beer I got for voting stale ...

[teedubya]

we only get to vote for one candidate period.

You didnt select multiple checks selections.

[007]

Mickey Mouse

[teedubya]

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Rainman has lost his poll burst.

Exhibit A. SELECTING THE WRONG POLL OPTIONS.

Verdict: Guilty.

Burst reduced significantly.

[KcMizzou]

C'mon....

Let's get the UP vote out.

If you enjoy obscure or bizarre humor, this is your guy or girl....

[RealSNR]

C'mon....

Let's get the UP vote out.

If you enjoy obscure or bizarre humor, this is your guy or girl....
A Buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand and says, "make me one with everything"

[KcMizzou]

Tied up...

Vote for UP...

The "fun" party.

[KcMizzou]

A Buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand and says, "make me one with everything"Sorry SNR...

It's nothin' personal. I've been a UP guy since the Psicosis days.

[KcMizzou]

That, and you're on record as an SNaRc.

Ratting on that poor native american for smoking a product of nature...

Shameful, IMHO.

[patteeu]

Do I have time for one last attack ad?

My opponent has a racist pastor!

That put me over the edge. My vote goes to SNR, the candidate without the racist pastor!

[patteeu]

we only get to vote for one candidate period.

You didnt select multiple checks selections.

When you go to your real life polling place do they give you more than one vote?

[KcMizzou]

Looks like the day-time people are gonna have to decide the Republican race.

Cronus is running away on the Democrat side.

[Reaper16]

I strongly urge my fellow Planeteers to vote for Ultra Peanut. We need the kind of ground-level change a UP administration would usher in.

I'm going to crack open a Bell's Two Hearted Ale, put on Pam Tillis' "Maybe It Was Memphis," then watch some old college footage of DeAngelo Williams. Then I'm going to dream about the future.

(Not that Two Hearted, a Michigan beer, has anything to do with Memphis/UP. It's just delicious.)

[RealSNR]

That put me over the edge. My vote goes to SNR, the candidate without the racist pastor!I thank you for your vote, my friend

[Ultra Peanut]

http://i37.tinypic.com/10rkbd5.jpg

[RealSNR]

ultra penut prom date hooooooooooooooooooocccccccccccccckkkkkkk

http://www.easternapiculture.org/programs/confarchive/2006/hog.jpg

[Ultra Peanut]

Oh shit, we're breakin' out the golden olllllllllldies.

Give me a hug, SNR.

[Phobia]

ultra penut prom date hooooooooooooooooooocccccccccccccckkkkkkk

http://www.easternapiculture.org/programs/confarchive/2006/hog.jpg

Now, is that a boar or a sow?

[PastorMikH]

Just like in real life, all the people who would be great at the job don't want it so we have to sift through the best of the willing to find the one we can most tolerate.



:)

[Ultra Peanut]

"Ultra Peanut is eminently tolerable." - Ultra Peanut's parents

[Mecca]

I voted for UP because well I personally like UP, and it will ease the oppression of wrestling around here.

[chasedude]

Just like in real life, all the people who would be great at the job don't want it so we have to sift through the best of the willing to find the one we can most tolerate.



:)

Best line yet!

[kstater]

In these tough times, the choice is clear. UP in 08.

[chagrin]

Isn't UP a radical Leftist?

[chagrin]

Anyway this election is about as exciting as the real Presidential election - none of the candidates excite me and won't get anything done during their term...abstain!

[RealSNR]

Oh fuck you all

[ChiefJustice]

Oh **** you all


Take solace in the fact that you are the Dick Lugar of the Planet.

[Bugeater]

I voted for UP because well I personally like UP, and it will ease the oppression of wrestling around here.
I like UP as well, but the last thing we need is more wrestling around here.

VOTE SNR!

[Ultra Peanut]

Isn't UP a radical Leftist?I'm not a radical anything. That's why I'm running as a Republican. I want to show the Planet how much they can trust me by navigating a partisan minefield and coming through by exhibiting my leadership.

A vote for UP is a vote for a level-headed administration and, perhaps most importantly, YOU. I'm doing this for you.

[Ultra Peanut]

I like UP as well, but the last thing we need is more wrestling around here.

VOTE SNR!Wrestling is not a tenet of my platform. I can only promise that it will not be shunned. It will still live in its own glorious little ghetto.

[Ultra Peanut]

I must take my leave of this wonderful Planet for now, but until my triumphant return, allow me to let you, the voters, ponder something:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/picture.php?groupid=22&pictureid=240

[patteeu]

Isn't UP a radical Leftist?

I don't know about that, but just yesterday I heard he has a racist pastor.

Even more importantly, I've had DeAngelo Williams on my fantasy team for the last couple of years because UP said he was going to blow up the league and the dude hasn't done squat for me with the exception of a couple of weeks ago when he finally had a teeny tiny explosion of production. SNR wouldn't have led me wrong like that. In fact, IIRC, SNR told me that if you want a fantasy link to Tennessee, take the Titan's defense but stay away from DeAngelo Williams and Vince Young. We need a leader who can see through the hype and recognize value, not a homeboy cheerleader.

[King_Chief_Fan]

which one of these candidates support distribution of rep points and casino cash. I want to know if I should burn these up before they are taken away and given to those who don't have any.

[patteeu]

which one of these candidates support distribution of rep points and casino cash. I want to know if I should burn these up before they are taken away and given to those who don't have any.

LMAO

[Skip Towne]

I can't vote for UP because I only understand about half of what she posts. She needs to learn to talk American.

[RJ]

Remember folks, vote early and vote often!

[Over-Head]

This vote is bogus!
There's NO Gazz option. :harumph:
And in an election as important as this one ...I cry foul!!!

[DT58HOF]

right in vote,lol
(*) DT58HOF

[The Franchise]

So wait.....we're all considered Decline to State right now?

[Mecca]

Skip should have run he could have been our own version of McCain.

[HemiEd]

Question, if a person is a dues paying member to Fax's Faction, do we still vote individually?

[RealSNR]

I don't know about that, but just yesterday I heard he has a racist pastor.

Even more importantly, I've had DeAngelo Williams on my fantasy team for the last couple of years because UP said he was going to blow up the league and the dude hasn't done squat for me with the exception of a couple of weeks ago when he finally had a teeny tiny explosion of production. SNR wouldn't have led me wrong like that. In fact, IIRC, SNR told me that if you want a fantasy link to Tennessee, take the Titan's defense but stay away from DeAngelo Williams and Vince Young. We need a leader who can see through the hype and recognize value, not a homeboy cheerleader.And remember, I told everybody to take Steve Slaton this year.

I did. Did you?

[xbarretx]

CNN's already calling it... Based on .00001% of precincts reporting, it's SNR & Cronus FTW!

Commin a yeahhhhhh HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[xbarretx]

Skip should have run he could have been our own version of McCain.

ROFL LMAO *bump*

[Fairplay]

Question, if a person is a dues paying member to Fax's Faction, do we still vote individually?



I would say yes, this is just the primaries. Feel free to vote.

Our plan is to get all us to vote for one when it comes to the presidency.

[Vegas_Dave]

I must take my leave of this wonderful Planet for now, but until my triumphant return, allow me to let you, the voters, ponder something:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/picture.php?groupid=22&pictureid=240

Up until this statement, I was an undecided Republican. But now, after reading this statement, the choice couldnt be any clearer! With decisiveness such as this and fortitude, how can we vote for anyone else?

Ultra Peanut 08!
"Change that you can _______"

Perhaps I can be your Veep?

[Jilly]

A Buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand and says, "make me one with everything"

ROFL

[Rain Man]

The polls close at midnight tonight. Bus in the crippled and the homeless if you're behind.

[Gravedigger]

I forgot to register... dammit.

[stumppy]

I would say yes, this is just the primaries. Feel free to vote.

Our plan is to get all us to vote for one when it comes to the presidency.

You should also feel free to take into consideration the amount of casino cash each candidate has spent on advertising in the FAX Faction thread.

To me nothing speaks more about a canditates qualifications than how much casino cash they are willing to spend in order to steal....uh, I mean win... the election. :D

[StcChief]

no Gaz independent .....

[J Diddy]

congrats Joey that sure is cool

you have as many votes as the people who didn't think they were voting.

[xbarretx]

congrats Joey that sure is cool

you have as many votes as the people who didn't think they were voting.

oh cut buckin some slack :thumb:

[Mr. Flopnuts]

no Gaz independent .....

Never underestimate that an independent may join the fray. So far I don't know anyone who has enough money. What? FLOPNUTS FOR FREEDOM BITCHES!!!!!!!!

[Simply Red]

um, RALLY TIME!:popcorn::Pinky:

[xbarretx]

um, RALLY TIME!:popcorn::Pinky:

THE STREETS WILL FLOW WITH THE BLOOD OF THE NON BELIEVERS!!!!

[Simply Red]

THE STREETS WILL FLOW WITH THE BLOOD OF THE NON BELIEVERS!!!!

and hot 21 yr. olds.

[xbarretx]

and hot 21 yr. olds.

you want the hot 21 year olds blood to fill the streets??? dude thats no way to win peeps over LMAO .. j/k time to teach the 21's a lesson that wont soon be forgotten :hail:

[RealSNR]

It appears that my time is up.

I would like to thank all of my supporters and voters, those who posted good things on my behalf, and my opponents for running respectful campaigns.

I only regret that I didn't do more of what I was doing.

Ultra Peanut is a fine candidate. I consider it an honor to run next to her and that I was able to keep things competitive until the very end.

I hereby endorse Ultra Peanut for CP Prez.

[|Zach|]

It appears that my time is up.

I would like to thank all of my supporters and voters, those who posted good things on my behalf, and my opponents for running respectful campaigns.

I only regret that I didn't do more of what I was doing.

Ultra Peanut is a fine candidate. I consider it an honor to run next to her and that I was able to keep things competitive until the very end.

I hereby endorse Ultra Peanut for CP Prez.

KILL HIM!

[Smed1065]

How is getting nothing promised a change? You rally now but no weed, no pies, not even a hot waitress?

I need an explanation. In laywoman terms.

[Ultra Peanut]

KILL HIM!<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/t-0UdnIrZFU&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/t-0UdnIrZFU&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

[Phobia]

It appears that my time is up.

I would like to thank all of my supporters and voters, those who posted good things on my behalf, and my opponents for running respectful campaigns.

I only regret that I didn't do more of what I was doing.

Ultra Peanut is a fine candidate. I consider it an honor to run next to her and that I was able to keep things competitive until the very end.

I hereby endorse Ultra Peanut for CP Prez.

You know, you were doomed from the start. UP appeals largely to both men and women.

[RealSNR]

You know, you were doomed from the start. UP appeals largely to both men and women.I had your confidence, but not your SUPPORT!

[Phobia]

I had your confidence, but not your SUPPORT!

I supported you by voting for Joey and not for UP. Can I just give you some hush money now? Would that help anything at all? Honestly, I have no idea what to do under these conditions.... it's so stressful and I'm clueless.

[Over-Head]

You should also feel free to take into consideration the amount of casino cash each candidate has spent on advertising in the FAX Faction thread.

To me nothing speaks more about a canditates qualifications than how much casino cash they are willing to spend in order to steal....uh, I mean win... the election. :D

But it's the "american way".
If you can't buy it,
You steal it,
If you can't steal it,
You sue it,
If you can't sue it
You make war with it.


Nothing new here:rolleyes:

[Rain Man]

The primaries are hereby closed, sayeth the election commission.

In the Republican race, voters responded well to anything ultra, and that included Ultra Peanut. SNR fought a good race to the end, but eventually his low levels of support among drug-using Native Americans cost him the race.

In the Democratic race, the Cronus/Simply Red team outspent and outmaneuvered joey, to whom voters were, quite ironically, cool.

LET THE GENERAL ELECTION BEGIN! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOUR FIRST BATCH OF MUD MAY NOW BE THROWN.

[Simply Red]

The primaries are hereby closed, sayeth the election commission.

In the Republican race, voters responded well to anything ultra, and that included Ultra Peanut. SNR fought a good race to the end, but eventually his low levels of support among drug-using Native Americans cost him the race.

In the Democratic race, the Cronus/Simply Red team outspent and outmaneuvered joey, to whom voters were, quite ironically, cool.

LET THE GENERAL ELECTION BEGIN! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOUR FIRST BATCH OF MUD MAY NOW BE THROWN.



and you all thought I marketed a lot before. *Inhales*

[ChiefJustice]

The primaries are hereby closed, sayeth the election commission.

In the Republican race, voters responded well to anything ultra, and that included Ultra Peanut. SNR fought a good race to the end, but eventually his low levels of support among drug-using Native Americans cost him the race.

In the Democratic race, the Cronus/Simply Red team outspent and outmaneuvered joey, to whom voters were, quite ironically, cool.

LET THE GENERAL ELECTION BEGIN! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOUR FIRST BATCH OF MUD MAY NOW BE THROWN.


Damn,Let's put the both of them on a bomb run over Berlin and see who survives.

Roll the dice....

[Logical]

CRONUS/Simply Red would like to thank everyone who voted, especially our supporters. UP is a wonderful candidate who we look forward to thrashing in the General Election.