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Logical
10-20-2008, 01:26 AM
Not only do we have the most well thought out campaign strategies, but all the little people want us to gather your votes, just as if we were Barack Obama.

Contact us with firm offers for votes.

CRONUS/Simply Red 08

|Zach|
10-20-2008, 01:31 AM
Sounds like a campaign on its heels.

UP is interested in the issues and the people. Not shallow vote buying and "fluff" that our opponents are mired in.

Logical
10-20-2008, 01:42 AM
Sounds like a campaign on its heels.

UP is interested in the issues and the people. Not shallow vote buying and "fluff" that our opponents are mired in.UP/[Zach] is welcome to challenge all the comprehensive platforms already offered by CRONUS/Simply Red

pr_capone
10-20-2008, 01:43 AM
Sorry... you just lost my vote with the vertical spamming of the "Not Worth a 2nd Round Draft Pick Planet" forum.

Logical
10-20-2008, 01:47 AM
Sorry... you just lost my vote with the vertical spamming of the "Not Worth a 2nd Round Draft Pick Planet" forum.The fact that it was done in the middle of night makes no difference to you?

|Zach|
10-20-2008, 01:49 AM
Sorry... you just lost my vote with the vertical spamming of the "Not Worth a 2nd Round Draft Pick Planet" forum.

The people can see these ploys for what they are...

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=5134204&postcount=36

HolyHandgernade
10-20-2008, 07:32 AM
As part of the Cronus/Simply Red campaign, I would like to congratulate Ultra Peanut, pictured here

http://www.proud2blebanese.com/pics-lg/273.jpg

on the selection of his running mate, Zach, pictured here

http://www.fanpass.net/gallery/data/500/al_davis.jpg

and I would hope that any similarity in physical appearance to other well known personages should not be a factor for you vote here at Chief's Planet. You should let the issues decide! But I ask you, will it really be UP running the show, or the old man in a non disclosed location operating some shadow government? Transparency, that's what the Cronus

http://media3.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/photo/2006/12/14/PH2006121400815.jpg

and Simply Red

http://www.georgeblowfish.com/dt.jpg

team is all about! So Chief's Planet Americans, go out and vote for who you feel really represents us the best!

-HH

teedubya
10-20-2008, 07:34 AM
how the fuck do you have nearly 1 million in casino cash? Is it the same way that Mr Blond has nearly 100k, someone created it out of thin air for you?

What is this the Federal Reserve of Fucking Casino Cash? No way did you earn that gambling in the nickel and dime casino.

triple
10-20-2008, 08:31 AM
Hey, spread some of that casino cash my way. i could be persuaded to sell my vote for a reasonable amount of your imaginary money.

Simply Red
10-20-2008, 09:39 AM
Race to seven?

triple
10-20-2008, 09:56 AM
alright, I'm proudly in the cronus - simply red camp! they have the best ideas on everything. they will discharge the duties of whatever it is they are running for quite effectively. they are inspiring and possess leadership qualities. on the other hand, their opponents whomever they may be would be ineffective and fail to accomplish whatever objectives they have set. i would not be surprised to learn that these individuals are attracted to members of their own gender. I would also like to thank the candidates for passing along an unrelated gratuity from their warchest.

teedubya
10-20-2008, 03:43 PM
again... how did you get so much casino cash? You have a casino cash printing machine? is the value of all of our casino cash less now, due to the ever increasing amounts being printed out of thin air?

xbarretx
10-20-2008, 03:52 PM
how the **** do you have nearly 1 million in casino cash? Is it the same way that Mr Blond has nearly 100k, someone created it out of thin air for you?

What is this the Federal Reserve of ****ing Casino Cash? No way did you earn that gambling in the nickel and dime casino.

come on now Ari, no more encyclopedia brown! just ROCK THE VOTE..... the Cronus/Simply Red vote! COMONA YEAHHHHHH HAAAAAAAAAAAAA

kstater
10-20-2008, 04:02 PM
again... how did you get so much casino cash? You have a casino cash printing machine? is the value of all of our casino cash less now, due to the ever increasing amounts being printed out of thin air?

More of the same. Simply put, the powers that be are trying to unduly influence this election. It is up to you and I to ensure that a fair election is possible. Overcome the obvious attempt to steal this election and return power back to the real fans of Chiefsplanet. Vote Ultra Peanut/ Zach.

xbarretx
10-20-2008, 04:05 PM
More of the same. Simply put, the powers that be are trying to unduly influence this election. It is up to you and I to ensure that a fair election is possible. Overcome the obvious attempt to streal this election and return power back to the real fans of Chiefsplanet. Vote Ultra Peanut/ Zach.


the streets will flow with the blood of the nonbelievers!

Simply Red
10-20-2008, 04:29 PM
I'm not nervous.:PPL:

teedubya
10-20-2008, 04:35 PM
I figured it out, I bet that Simply Red is simply refueling his 300 and sending them to Cronus... like 3000 times so far or something.

Ebolapox
10-20-2008, 04:41 PM
how the fuck do you have nearly 1 million in casino cash? Is it the same way that Mr Blond has nearly 100k, someone created it out of thin air for you?

What is this the Federal Reserve of Fucking Casino Cash? No way did you earn that gambling in the nickel and dime casino.

HYPERINFLATION! HYPERINFLATION!!

Simply Red
10-20-2008, 04:41 PM
I figured it out, I bet that Simply Red is simply refueling his 300 and sending them to Cronus... like 3000 times so far or something.


nope, I sent your ass 300.00 dollars.

Ultra Peanut
10-20-2008, 05:33 PM
a candidate who fart in he own mouth

he a shameful candidate

Ebolapox
10-20-2008, 05:37 PM
a candidate who fart in he own mouth

he a shameful candidate

dirty, dirty.

Fairplay
10-20-2008, 05:40 PM
As a representative of the Fax campaign, i value fairness to each candidate.

Cronus you have gathered money which i deem is politically not just.

J Diddy
10-20-2008, 05:45 PM
Sounds like a campaign on its heels.

UP is interested in the issues and the people. Not shallow vote buying and "fluff" that our opponents are mired in.



NO NO NO


It is an economic stimulus package.

Ultra Peanut
10-20-2008, 05:46 PM
That ain't no stimulus I ever heard of.

J Diddy
10-20-2008, 05:52 PM
That ain't no stimulus I ever heard of.
We want everyone to enjoy the casino. Basically we offer fun and games not the gloom and doom of your campaign.

Perhaps not in the traditional sense, however we think outside the box.
Furthermore, we need to see some reporting of the earned cash from your corporate sponsors listed at the end of the VP candidate. We believe that the fat guy floating gas was none other than Thomas Cash. Why would a known bulletin board terrorist be interested in you winning? Maybe he feels with a peanutty zach regime the gates of troll hell will be lifted and allow him and his minions to escape.

A vote for UP-Zach is a vote for free ranging trolldom.

Ultra Peanut
10-20-2008, 06:05 PM
We want everyone to enjoy the casino. Basically we offer fun and games not the gloom and doom of your campaign.

Perhaps not in the traditional sense, however we think outside the box.
Furthermore, we need to see some reporting of the earned cash from your corporate sponsors listed at the end of the VP candidate. We believe that the fat guy floating gas was none other than Thomas Cash. Why would a known bulletin board terrorist be interested in you winning? Maybe he feels with a peanutty zach regime the gates of troll hell will be lifted and allow him and his minions to escape.

A vote for UP-Zach is a vote for free ranging trolldom.That is an unmitigated torrent of sewage. The fat guy was Big Fat Stupid Joe, who was formerly known as (American) Samoa Joe. There was another guy named Samoan Joe who may or may not be a terrorist, but Samoa Joe loves this country almost as much as he loves candy and whining.

Logical
10-20-2008, 07:02 PM
As a representative of the Fax campaign, i value fairness to each candidate.

Cronus you have gathered money which i deem is politically not just.You are just wondering how you will get more of the casino cash than is your share of the 500K I have offered FAX Faction to support the winning ticket of CRONUS/Simply Red 08

Over-Head
10-20-2008, 07:08 PM
Half a "bag" for my vote , make it a full one and I'll vote twice :D

Logical
10-20-2008, 08:29 PM
I figured it out, I bet that Simply Red is simply refueling his 300 and sending them to Cronus... like 3000 times so far or something.Actually that would be 33,334 times and no that is not how it happened.

teedubya
10-20-2008, 08:45 PM
Actually that would be 33,334 times and no that is not how it happened.

speak. How did it happen? Or else, Ill wage a media war against you with my 115k in Casino Cash.

Logical
10-20-2008, 09:20 PM
speak. How did it happen? Or else, Ill wage a media war against you with my 115k in Casino Cash.I had an extremely significant contributor along with several other very significant contributors, a person who does not post much but evidently has the ability to make such a contribution. Beyond that I must respect his desire to remain private, I am sure you would not want me to break my integrity to just satisfy you.

Congrats on having built such a significant cache of casino cash.

Simply Red
10-20-2008, 09:21 PM
I had a very significant contributor, a person who does not post much but evidently has the ability to make such a contribution. Beyond that I must respect his desire to remain private, I am sure you would not want me to break my integrity to just satisfy you.

Congrats on having built such a significant cache of casino cash.

Now that was `Presidential`

teedubya
10-20-2008, 10:13 PM
Yeah, I noticed that AustinChief has around 2000000 now.

teedubya
10-20-2008, 10:15 PM
Congrats on having built such a significant cache of casino cash.

Yeah, thanks. Its a naturally built amount, not numbers created out of thin air.

Thanks to Smitty for paying both of our bets so far. Plus, I want to thank the several 4 of a kinds and 2 straight flushes that I have had.

Logical
10-20-2008, 11:08 PM
Yeah, I noticed that AustinChief has around 2000000 now.That he would be an outstanding gambler is not the least bit surprising after I met him.

Mr. Flopnuts
10-20-2008, 11:14 PM
That he would be an outstanding gambler is not the least bit surprising after I met him.

What? Is he Asian? :evil:

teedubya
10-21-2008, 12:16 AM
More of the same. Simply put, the powers that be are trying to unduly influence this election. It is up to you and I to ensure that a fair election is possible. Overcome the obvious attempt to steal this election and return power back to the real fans of Chiefsplanet. Vote Ultra Peanut/ Zach.

I am not Voting SAMEUS / SAMELY RED.

The manufacturing of casino cash, by pandering to the owner of Chiefsplanet, has shown me that it is politics as usual with SAMEUS and SAMELY Red.

UP and Zach are in it for the issues and SAMEUS has "wealthy contributors" that he can't reveal.

It's a Diebold Sham!!!!

Logical
10-21-2008, 12:21 AM
I am not Voting SAMEUS / SAMELY RED.

The manufacturing of casino cash, by pandering to the owner of Chiefsplanet, has shown me that it is politics as usual with SAMEUS and SAMELY Red.

UP and Zach are in it for the issues and SAMEUS has "wealthy contributors" that he can't reveal.

It's a Diebold Sham!!!!Now think about it, if I had a Diebold sham going I would need no casino cash.:rolleyes:

teedubya
10-21-2008, 12:24 AM
I had an extremely significant contributor along with several other very significant contributors, a person who does not post much but evidently has the ability to make such a contribution. Beyond that I must respect his desire to remain private, I am sure you would not want me to break my integrity to just satisfy you.

Congrats on having built such a significant cache of casino cash.

tsk tsk. This isn't smaller government. This is robbery!! This is unfair lobbyist campaign bullshit!!!

teedubya
10-21-2008, 12:25 AM
I will end my negative swift boat campaign for $100,000 casino dollars.

BWillie
10-21-2008, 12:30 AM
I will take the plunge and vote for you if you send me 50,000 casino cash dollars in unmarked bills in a duffel bag outside of 19th and Main tomorrow at 9 pm. No cops, wires, or dogs or the deal is off.