The Larry Johnson Memorial All-Scumbag Team

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Given the fact that LJ makes Ike Turner look like a Domestic Violence counselor, why not create a team of Chiefs who just couldn't stay out of trouble. List their position, infractions, and we'll see if we can finish the job that Marty started in 1998.

RB: Larry Johnson: Assault *4

I don't wanna take some of the best ones, so fire away. :D

QB:
RB: Larry Johnson: Assault *4
RB: Bam Morris: Narcotics trafficking
WR: Andre Rison: Deadbeat Dad/Brock Middlebrook.
WR:
TE:
LT: Victor Riley:Attempted vehicular double homicide.
OG:
C:
OG:
RT:Jim Tyrer:Murder/Suicide

DE:Jared Allen:Multiple DUI's. Wearing of Tuxedo T-Shirts
DT: Joe Phillips: Multiple DUI's. Wanted in Oregon
DT: Bill Maas: Drug and Weapons possession.
DE:
OLB: Derrick Thomas:Bastardizing
MLB: Wayne Simmons. Was not success, he was execute while running from cops.
OLB:
CB: Eric Warfield: DUI's, Paris Hilton dog purse.
FS:
SS:
CB: Dale Carter: Cocaine Abuse.

K: Larry S. Tynes: Assault on a Bouncer
P: Todd Sauerbrun: Steroid Use, DWI
KR/PR: Tamarick Vanover--Drug trafficking, Grand Theft Auto.

[Goapics1]

LJ makes Ike Turner look like a Domestic Violence counselor,
Oh shit!ROFL

[DeezNutz]

WR: Andre Rison

[chiefs1okie]

HC. Herm Edwards. Mass murder. Charges stemming from anniahlation of three consecutive 53 man rosters in the NFL, and the murder of said consecutive seasons.

[Demonpenz]

Bong morris, Vanover, Victor Riley,

[Demonpenz]

I think dale carter liked the cocaine too.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

WR: Andre Rison

List transgressions, plz.

[pr_capone]

CB - Dale "Slappaho" Carter

[Fairplay]

Jared had some DUI issues.

[chiefs1okie]

I think dale carter liked the cocaine too.

It was widely known that Dale Carter was not an habitual user of cocaine as many speculated. His only issue with cocaine was that he liked the smell of it and took every opportunity to breathe deeply of the fragrance.

[gblowfish]

OT: Victor "Smackie" Riley - domestic violence
KR: Tamarack Vanover - car thief
RT: Jim "Hey Joe" Tyrer - shot his wife, shot himself
FB: "Bong" Morris - Cheeeeeeba
DE: Mike "Toots" Bell - blow
QB: David "Little Head Sez Howdy" Jaynes - indecent exposure
RB: Bill "Leave the Scene" Jones - hit & run
RB: Eddie "DWI" Podolak
DE: Jared "DWI" Allen
C: Tim "DWI" Grunhard
CB: Eric "Toasty" Warfield
LB: Derrick "how many kids do I have?" Thomas - child support

http://www.georgeblowfish.com/chiefspage6.html

[vailpass]

OT: Victor "Smackie" Riley
KR: Tamarack Vanover
RT: Jim "Hey Joe" Tyrer
FB: "Bong" Morris
DE: Mike "Toots" Bell
QB: David "Little Head Sez Howdy" Jaynes
RB: Bill "Leave the Scene" Jones
RB: Eddie "DWI" Podolak
DE: Jared "DWI" Allen
C: Tim "DWI" Grunhard
CB: Eric "Toasty" Warfield
LB: Derrick "how many kids do I have?" Thomas


ROFL High scores for clever.

[Demonpenz]

warren moon smacked his wife too

[DeezNutz]

List transgressions, plz.

General assholishness and bailing on his fatherly responsibilities. Pre-Chiefs, but still a known factor, thus "Bad-Moon Rison."

For Rison, per Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andre_Rison):

"Rison also developed a feud with the Cleveland fans, who were angered over the announcement that the team would be relocating to Baltimore and tired of his incredibly disappointing play. After an especially disappointing home loss to the Packers, Rison, who had been booed by the fans throughout the game, lashed out, stating, "We didn't make the f***ing move. So, for all the booers, f*** you too. I'll be glad when we get to Baltimore, if that's the case. We don't have any home-field advantage. I've never been booed at home. Baltimore's our home. Baltimore, here we come."

He has also been arrested several times for failing to pay child support to Raycoa Handley, the mother of his two sons. This ultimately led to Rison getting sentenced to jail by an Atlanta court on December 8, 2004 for neglecting to pay the $127,000 in child support Handley claimed he owed her. On January 3, 2005, Rison was released from DeKalb County Jail after making a $10,000 payment.

[Bowser]

I'd put Fred Jones on this list, but if memory serves, he actually got his ass kicked at a bar, with Dale Carter watching.

[ChiefsCountry]

RB - Bam Morris - Drugs
WR - Andre Rison - Bar Fighting
WR - Tamarick Vanover - Car Theft
OT - Victor Riley - Assault
OT - Jim Tyrer - Murder
DE - Jared Allen - DUI

[Demonpenz]

How the hell did someone not say brock middlebrook yet

[The Bad Guy]

What about Bill Maas?

[gblowfish]

Forgot DT Junior Salivavii - Public drunkeness, resisting arrest.
DT Ryan Sims - substance abuse (Krispy Kreme)

[Demonpenz]

Lawrence tynes! assault! K

[Bowser]

What about Bill Maas?

Oh, oh, good choice! You scored the felony trifecta there!

[gblowfish]

RB Warren McVea, Arson:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warren_McVea

[Bowser]

"Bastardizing"

LMAO

[vailpass]

Lawrence tynes! assault! K

I'd be perfectly fine with having a Kicker that could go to guns if necessary, IMHO this one belongs on a different list.

[Goapics1]

QB Joe Montana - married 3 times

[gblowfish]

Punter Todd Sauerbrun, DWI & Steroid Abuse

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Todd_Sauerbrun

[Nzoner]

QB Joe Montana - married 3 times

wtf???

[gblowfish]

QB Joe Montana - married 3 times

That just means he's qualified to be President.....OH!!!

How bout Fred Williamson?
His acting is criminal!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fred_Williamson

[gblowfish]

LB Jack Del Rio assaulted Otis Taylor in front of the Chiefs offices during the player's strike.

[Nzoner]

Herm Edwards-impersonating an NFL head coach

[MVChiefFan]

QB - Todd Blackledge: stole the number 7 pick from Jim Kelly and Dan Marino.

[tooge]

Barry Word, not sure what he did, but it was illegal
Carl Peterson, being a friggin idiot

[Deberg_1990]

Derrick Thomas:

Speeding and not wearing a seatbelt.

[WilliamTheIrish]

Timmy Barnett was known to kick his old lady's ass occasionally also.

[gblowfish]

Barry Word, not sure what he did, but it was illegal


Cocaine distribution charges:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barry_Word

He cleaned his life up, so he's not really a scumbag.

[WilliamTheIrish]

Good call on Mike Bell, george. I'd forgotten about him and his twin brother being knee deep in narcotics.

[Mecca]

Did you really leave Wayne Simmons off the list?

The guy only died in a car accident running from the cops.

[WilliamTheIrish]

Is SlyMo eligible for 'Attempted bastardizing"?

He was the supposed reason why Victor Riley tried to aggaravetedly vehicular homicide his wife while the kid was in the car.

[Luke]

Michael Vick, perhaps our QOTF?

[WilliamTheIrish]

As far as on field thug behavior I remember when Dale Carter, while playing wide receiver, engaged Lionel Washington by using his helmet as an IED to Washington's knee, exploding it like spaghetti and knocking Washington out for the season in 1996
As the coup de gras, Carter stood over Washington and taunted him.

Probably the ugliest on field incident I've ever seen. Far worse than slinging Sharpe by facemask.

[BigMeatballDave]

Derrick Thomas:Bastardizing

Since when is that a crime?

[Tribal Warfare]

Jack Tatum as the unsympathetic tackler that paralyzed Darryl Stingley should be in their too

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Jack Tatum as the unsympathetic tackler that paralyzed Darryl Stingley should be in their too

What about Charlie Murphy, for threatening to dump Stingley out of his wheelchair for talking shit about Eddie?

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Sure-Oz, why'd you delete that post?

[Sure-Oz]

Sure-Oz, why'd you delete that post?

Re-posted in the appropriate thread but here it is again....wasnt sure if people were seeing it...

Lj incident report...according to 810 just based off the min i heard it

oct 10th 2:15am

LMAO LJ threatened to kill the chicks BF, since he couldn't **** her up and spit his drink on her and then LJ's bodyguards tackled her and club blond's body guards escorted her out. Apparently knows the woman and has started shit with her before. Also this might be the same woman as incident #2.

[blueballs]

LJ makes Herm and Carl look bad
and the bitches will get paid
all good

[noa]

Don't forget Joe Phillips. Multiple DUI's, fugitive from law in Oregon, drunken brawling...

[blueballs]

was it Carlton Grey who propositioned a undercover cop
the night before a playoff game

['Hamas' Jenkins]

was it Carlton Grey who propositioned a undercover cop
the night before a playoff game

I think you're thinking of Eugene Robinson.

[gblowfish]

Don't forget Joe Phillips. Multiple DUI's, fugitive from law in Oregon, drunken brawling...

That's a quality choice.

[gblowfish]

Plug in Junior at DT, move Maas to DE. Hey...we're building a pretty decent scumbag D!

[gblowfish]

Sauerbrun's the only one to make "All Pro Scumbag." Forgot about Chris Terry beating his wife in Seattle.

We got nuthin' on the Cowboys. They're all world at being dirtbags.

http://www.thephatphree.com/features.asp?StoryID=850&SectionID=2&LayoutT

[88TG88]

DE:Jared Allen:Multiple DUI's. Wearing of Tuxedo T-Shirts


ROFLROFLROFL

[chiefsngop]

Derrick Thomas:

Speeding and not wearing a seatbelt.

:shake:STFU:shake:STFU:shake: