Chiefs What sort of music do you like to sex to? [Archive]

Hammock Parties

10-23-2008, 09:56 PM

I think this one is great.

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Donger

10-23-2008, 09:58 PM

Carmina Burana. Oh Fortuna, specifically.

Or, the greatest song ever created, but I won't tell you.

Braincase

10-23-2008, 10:03 PM

sedated

10-23-2008, 10:07 PM

NIN

Bugeater

10-23-2008, 10:09 PM

bango

10-23-2008, 10:09 PM

NIN

Nine Inch Nails is great to have sex to. I would have to add Lords of Acid, Prince, and Sade.

bango

10-23-2008, 10:10 PM

Enigma is good too.

Hammock Parties

10-23-2008, 10:10 PM

Jesus, that looks like a terrible concert.

QuikSsurfer

10-23-2008, 10:20 PM

Portishead - Humming
long intro but worth it
edit: live version substituted

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and of course, Massive Attack

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QuikSsurfer

10-23-2008, 10:22 PM

NIN

Love getting my cock and balls licked to Heresy and March of the Pigs.

ChiTown

10-23-2008, 10:23 PM

ROFL

God, I love 2 Live Crew. Funny shit.

RealSNR

10-23-2008, 10:24 PM

sedated

10-23-2008, 10:27 PM

Tool.

but the softer ones, like Disposition and Reflection

RealSNR

10-23-2008, 10:29 PM

Some Miles Davis maybe... keep it cool

DJJasonp

10-23-2008, 10:30 PM

Portishead - Humming
long intro but worth it
edit: live version substituted

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and of course, Massive Attack

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Props for massive attack..

Doesnt get any better!

FAX

10-23-2008, 10:32 PM

I used to date a girl in California who preferred Keith Jarrett. Now I can't listen to the Köln Concert without having to look for fresh boxers.

FAX

Johnny Vegas

10-23-2008, 10:33 PM

NIN is really good TBH! H.I.M. is good. Aphex Twin- windowlicker. KMFDM not all, but some songs. Access Immortal: 9th gate album is all good, too. Oh and Outkast.

QuikSsurfer

10-23-2008, 10:40 PM

Some of you must be having some fucking crazy sex... Aphex Twin?

I consider myself a professional.

Johnny Vegas

10-23-2008, 10:44 PM

Some of you must be having some ****ing crazy sex... Aphex Twin?

I consider myself a professional.

Aphex Twin is my girlfriends idea.

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QuikSsurfer

10-23-2008, 10:48 PM

Aphex Twin is my girlfriends idea.

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Johnny Vegas

10-23-2008, 10:57 PM

I've never seen that video! Thats insane. I like how it the monkey head moves around like its watching the hands. Aphex Twin is ****in' awesome! He has some of most intricate drum beats of all time. I also like as you watch its like one beat at a time and by the end every arm is making a beat. Nice find!

QuikSsurfer

10-23-2008, 11:04 PM

I've never seen that video! Thats insane. I like how it the monkey head moves around like its watching the hands. Aphex Twin is ****in' awesome! He has some of most intricate drum beats of all time. I also like as you watch its like one beat at a time and by the end every arm is making a beat. Nice find!

Exactly

TinyEvel

10-23-2008, 11:04 PM

"Thank you for being a friend" by Andrew Gold

CosmicPal

10-23-2008, 11:09 PM

Portishead - Humming

Spent a weekend in bed with a chick who loved to play the entire Portishead "Dummy" CD over and over while we roughed up her sheets.

QuikSsurfer

10-23-2008, 11:16 PM

Spent a weekend in bed with a chick who loved to play the entire Portishead "Dummy" CD over and over while we roughed up her sheets.

Exact same with my last serious lady friend.
We stayed in bed for 48 hours - every now and again stepping foot in the shower. Wasn't DUMMY but the live NYC album :)
Good times. I really knew that I was out of shape after that adventure.

'Hamas' Jenkins

10-23-2008, 11:26 PM

Sussudio. Great, great song. A personal favorite. (NSFW)

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QuikSsurfer

10-23-2008, 11:30 PM

Now everyone is going to miss Simply Red, from the American Psycho reference.

Pablo

10-23-2008, 11:32 PM

Wow..I need to see that movie.

'Hamas' Jenkins

10-23-2008, 11:35 PM

I bought a strobe light for a party one time when I was like 18 ROFL...ended up getting use for some after hours dalliances. That's a trip, especially when it's with some mellow music, like "The Same Deep Water as You" or "Prayers for Rain" by The Cure.

Hammock Parties

10-23-2008, 11:35 PM

Wow..I need to see that movie.

One of my sex goals is to re-enact the scene in American Psycho. Just the sex, though. None of the knivery.

'Hamas' Jenkins

10-23-2008, 11:37 PM

One of my sex goals is to re-enact the scene in American Psycho. Just the sex, though. None of the knivery.

There's no knivery, just coat hangery. That's why the coat hanger is known as a "pimp stick"...60% of the time works every time when preventing your hoes from pregnancy.

Hammock Parties

10-23-2008, 11:38 PM

There's no knivery, just coat hangery. That's why the coat hanger is known as a "pimp stick"...60% of the time works every time when preventing your hoes from pregnancy.

Holy shit, is that what he was up to under the sheets?

Well, none of that, but I wouldn't mind putting on some warpaint and some running shoes and chasing a chick around with a boner and a chainsaw.

'Hamas' Jenkins

10-23-2008, 11:39 PM

Some real knivery....AND I DID!!! I FUCKED HER!! OH GOD!! THE FUCKING GUN WAS IN MY THROAT!!! FUCK!!!

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'Hamas' Jenkins

10-23-2008, 11:41 PM

Holy shit, is that what he was up to under the sheets?

Well, none of that, but I wouldn't mind putting on some warpaint and some running shoes and chasing a chick around with a boner and a chainsaw.

You're getting your scenes mixed up. After "Sussudio" he has a coat hanger and says "we're not through yet" and you see them leave with cuts on their backs and "Christy" later says she may have a perfed uterus...

The under the sheets carnage was the scene after they were listening to Whitney Houston.

Hammock Parties

10-23-2008, 11:43 PM

You're getting your scenes mixed up. After "Sussudio" he has a coat hanger and says "we're not through yet" and you see them leave with cuts on their backs and "Christy" later says she may have a perfed uterus...

The under the sheets carnage was the scene after they were listening to Whitney Houston.

Oh that's right. With the other drunk chick.

I still didn't catch on to the back alley abortion, though. Gross!

'Hamas' Jenkins

10-23-2008, 11:44 PM

If you ever hook up with a chick that has slight emo tendencies:

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'Hamas' Jenkins

10-23-2008, 11:45 PM

Oh that's right. With the other drunk chick.

I still didn't catch on to the back alley abortion, though. Gross!

Only implied by dialogue. Never seen.

POND_OF_RED

10-23-2008, 11:49 PM

J Diddy

10-24-2008, 12:25 AM

prince

little nikki

QuikSsurfer

10-24-2008, 12:34 AM

Only implied by dialogue. Never seen.

Read the book.

I've stressed this more than 5 times.

teedubya

10-24-2008, 12:41 AM

Songs that are REALLY REALLY REALLY long... then we listen to them 5 times.

'Hamas' Jenkins

10-24-2008, 12:44 AM

Read the book.

I've stressed this more than 5 times.

I'm talking about a scene in the movie, not the book.

I'm of the opinion that the entire book was a satire by Ellis and Bateman actually didn't do anything, FWIW.

ferrarispider95

10-24-2008, 01:45 AM

Back in highschool I used to make f*ck cds as I called them thinking I was always going to be scoring with a young gal in the back of my car. Well long story short the cds didn't get played as much as I wanted and so I ended up with a bunch of burnt cds that I still probably have.

Anyways they consisted of usher, rkelly, marvin gaye, etc.

blueballs

10-24-2008, 01:57 AM

I have a muff on each ear /midnight douche

StcChief

10-24-2008, 06:28 AM

Some Miles Davis maybe... keep it cool
and David Sanborn, Foreplay

KCUnited

10-24-2008, 06:41 AM

Believe it.

The old man's voice adds just the right amount of creepiness.

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rockymtnchief

10-24-2008, 07:17 AM

For "post Chiefs games angry sex" I like Audioslave, VanHalen, etc... Any other time I don't care as long as it's not rap or hip hop.

Demonpenz

10-24-2008, 08:04 AM

Tool prison sex

luv

10-24-2008, 08:15 AM

What does it matter? It's not like you're paying any attention to it.

rockymtnchief

10-24-2008, 08:17 AM

What does it matter? It's not like you're paying any attention to it.

No, but it covers up the fact that I'm yelling the wrong name!:)

Demonpenz

10-24-2008, 08:20 AM

Music is always good to help cover up unexpecting noises. Sometimes my flab will rub causing a farting sound. Other times. I truly fart

RJ

10-24-2008, 08:26 AM

I have a few favorites.

The Chipmunks song

Star Spangled Banner

Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer

Theme from Shaft

Stand by Your Man

Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald

They all sort put me in the mood.

Demonpenz

10-24-2008, 08:29 AM

The theme from bravehart is always good with a loud FREEDOM!!!!!!!!! screamed out at climax

StcChief

10-24-2008, 08:31 AM

I have a few favorites.

The Chipmunks song

Star Spangled Banner

Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer

Theme from Shaft

Stand by Your Man

Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald

They all sort put me in the mood. during.... so laughter is a great technique for loosing wood....

Hammock Parties

10-24-2008, 08:37 AM

What does it matter? It's not like you're paying any attention to it.

True performance artists set the scene.

Buddy Rich

10-24-2008, 08:41 AM

Reign in Blood by Slayer is *the* cd to set the mood.

gblowfish

10-24-2008, 08:41 AM

Rare footage of Midnight Douche preparing for "Date Night":

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boogblaster

10-24-2008, 08:46 AM

While in Africa those drums beating usually set the pace ... Once in Mexico while recieving a oral-favor I thought the biotch was going to bite off me member to that melody ....

Demonpenz

10-24-2008, 08:56 AM

Sometimes I build stair cases with lego's and have my dick run up the steps to the theme to rocky

luv

10-24-2008, 09:04 AM

True performance artists set the scene.

If you are any good at setting a scene, you won't need music.

gblowfish

10-24-2008, 09:05 AM

I like a good, rousing polka:

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Molitoth

10-24-2008, 09:06 AM

Portishead was a good choice.

Frankie

10-24-2008, 09:10 AM

What sort of music do you like to sex to?

There are too many to mention for me. But for you, Clayton, I bet it's.................(drumrolls)........

Alone Again, Naturally.

;)

Inspector

10-24-2008, 10:10 AM

Women get turned on by Vedera.

Heck, sometimes they don't even need a man after listening to them.

Robo-Chachi

10-24-2008, 10:29 AM

http://www.asseenontv.com/prod-pages/images/KidzBop-03.jpg

Mr. Plow

10-24-2008, 10:31 AM

I have yet to find a song short enough.

Demonpenz

10-24-2008, 10:34 AM

http://www.asseenontv.com/prod-pages/images/KidzBop-03.jpg

so wrong. Yet so funny

ModSocks

10-24-2008, 10:39 AM

crazycoffey

10-24-2008, 10:56 AM

NIN

yup, that's the way to go, also because it's the only way I can get nine inches involved with my love making....

Bob Dole

10-24-2008, 10:58 AM

Al Green.

Jilly

10-24-2008, 10:59 AM

Ace of Base - all that she`wants

kidding

Jilly

10-24-2008, 11:00 AM

Ace of Base - all that she`wants

kidding

luv

10-24-2008, 11:02 AM

yup, that's the way to go, also because it's the only way I can get nine inches involved with my love making....

Ba-da-bing

QuikSsurfer

10-24-2008, 11:03 AM

Donger

10-24-2008, 11:03 AM

Slap of Love by the Vandals. Tried that in high school, with minimal success.

Iowanian

10-24-2008, 11:04 AM

I'm good enough at the sechs that my woman doesn't need music to help pass the time.

Donger

10-24-2008, 11:06 AM

I'm good enough at the sechs that my woman doesn't need music to help pass the time.

It's not for the woman. It's for the man.

Personally, even with music, I'm like Navin Johnson.

blueballs

10-24-2008, 11:10 AM

Gun's not a fan of
the bongo drums

crazycoffey

10-24-2008, 11:10 AM

Ba-da-bing

It's true, I'm hung like a light switch...

Sully

10-24-2008, 12:15 PM

I think a song is a little ambitious.
Can I just limit it to commercial jingles?

ROFL

Spicy McHaggis

10-24-2008, 12:28 PM

Donger

10-24-2008, 12:31 PM

I think a song is a little ambitious.
Can I just limit it to commercial jingles?

ROFL

That's an interesting thought. I'm going to recite the ShamWow commercial next time.

Hammock Parties

10-25-2008, 11:39 PM

This one is a sure winner. It has the perfect mix of chanting and drums as I make my entrance and disrobe. The climax is amazing! And it lasts three minutes, which is also perfect.

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Mecca

10-25-2008, 11:41 PM

This is an odd thread.

Pablo

10-26-2008, 12:25 AM

badgirl

10-26-2008, 08:07 AM

I once stripped for my boyfriend to "Hungry Eyes" a long time ago. But I don't think it would be the right song for sex. I don't know, maybe it would. I think I'll try it and see.:D

Frankie

10-26-2008, 09:03 AM

Sometimes I build stair cases with lego's and have my dick run up the steps to the theme to rocky

I use real stairs.

StcChief

10-26-2008, 09:27 AM

This one is a sure winner. It has the perfect mix of chanting and drums as I make my entrance and disrobe. The climax is amazing! And it lasts three minutes, which is also perfect.

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RJ

10-26-2008, 09:32 AM

It's not for the woman. It's for the man.

Personally, even with music, I'm like Navin Johnson.

You gots the rhythm, huh?

I love white people music.