Announcing Adept Havelock as my replacement VP

[Logical]

Adept wants to makes sure that everyone knows of his intention to make John Cleese a citizen and appoint him as head of the Ministry of Silly Thoughts!

RJ, wants everyone to know that we plan on adding a vaudeville/burlesque wing added to the Smithsonian. Living History, in the latter case.

[kstater]

The Cronus campaign is so desperate, they need to change the entire ticket less than a week before the election.

[Adept Havelock]

I'd just like to do my part as a citizen to help keep the Planet as surreal a place as possible.

In the interest of total disclosure, I should warn you that D2112 has informed me of his intention of voting for me as President of the United States. If I am elected to both offices, I am sorry but I will have to decline the office of POTUS in order to fulfill the more vital position.





I really, really, really, hope nobody finds a copy of the video of me canoodling with Jessica 6.

I only did it because I thought it was lastday.

[Reaper16]

OCTOBER SURPRISE!

As great of a VP candidate Adept is, this does not sway my vote . The Ultra Peanut/Zach ticket remains the best option.

[Adept Havelock]

OCTOBER SURPRISE!

As great of a VP candidate Adept is, this does not sway my vote . The Ultra Peanut/Zach ticket remains the best option.

An October Surprise? Moi?

I'd rather be a Game Changer...Anyone for Pinochle?


Thank you for the kind words. :)

[luv]

The Cronus campaign is so desperate, they need to change the entire ticket less than a week before the election.

Hey genius. His last running mate left. Was he supposed to run by himself?

[FAX]

I think Mr. Adept Havelock is an excellent choice for Mr. CRONUS' vice-president.

Mr. Adept Havelock does have casino cash, does he not?

FAX

[kstater]

Hey genius. His last running mate left. Was he supposed to run by himself?

Political stunt.

[Adept Havelock]

I think Mr. Adept Havelock is an excellent choice for Mr. CRONUS' vice-president.

Mr. Adept Havelock does have casino cash, does he not?

FAX

Thanks, and yes I do. Fortunately, I keep my casino cash numbered for just such an emergency.

Political stunt.

No, I leave stunts to my choice for Secretary of Transportation, Stuntman Mike.

.

[2112]

I'd just like to do my part as a citizen to help keep the Planet as surreal a place as possible.

In the interest of total disclosure, I should warn you that D2112 has informed me of his intention of voting for me as President of the United States. If I am elected to both offices, I am sorry but I will have to decline the office of POTUS in order to fulfill the more vital position.





I really, really, really, hope nobody finds a copy of the video of me canoodling with Jessica 6.

I only did it because I thought it was lastday.
WTF?

I'm gonna assassinate CRONUS immediately. you were always my choice for President.


Fuck!

DAMNIT!!!! :cuss:

[irishjayhawk]

Wow, this makes me wonder about my seemingly already committed vote.

[luv]

Political stunt.

So you're saying Simply Red will be back? He left abruptly, and left some people worrying about him. You think that sounds like SR?

[Mr Luzcious]

Its hard to find fault with this decision.

[Mr. Laz]

i believe Cronus has just Palin-ed his candidacy




stick a fork in him ..... he's done. :sulk:

[Adept Havelock]

i believe Cronus has just Palin-ed his candidacy




stick a fork in him ..... he's done. :sulk:

Not a chance. My legs aren't nearly as good.

Its hard to find fault with this decision.

Why, thank you sir. (Kisses baby, pockets their lollipop).

WTF?

I'm gonna assassinate CRONUS immediately. you were always my choice for President.


****!

DAMNIT!!!! :cuss:

ROFL

[Mr Luzcious]

Why, thank you sir. (Kisses baby, pockets their lollipop).

Gotta curb that sense of entitlement while they're young!

[Adept Havelock]

Gotta curb that sense of entitlement while they're young!

Just acting on the lessons I learned from National Security Adviser Dr. Jeffrey Pelt.

[Rain Man]

The election commission has confirmed Adept Havelock's citizenship status (12,654 posts) and his age (born in March 2005), and therefore he is indeed eligible for the vice-presidential office.

[Adept Havelock]

The election commission has confirmed Adept Havelock's citizenship status (12,654 posts) and his age (born in March 2005), and therefore he is indeed eligible for the vice-presidential office.

Thank you Mr. Commissioner.







Now which "charity" am I supposed to make this check out to?

[irishjayhawk]

The election commission has confirmed Adept Havelock's citizenship status (12,654 posts) and his age (born in March 2005), and therefore he is indeed eligible for the vice-presidential office.

I WANT HIS BIRTH CERTIFICATE IN PUBLIC SPACE. WHY IS HE HIDING! MUSLIN!

[Jenson71]

The election commission has confirmed Adept Havelock's citizenship status (12,654 posts) and his age (born in March 2005), and therefore he is indeed eligible for the vice-presidential office.

I heard he was born on OrangeMane. Hey, hey, I just want all the facts out there for everyone.

[Fairplay]

I questioned the decision of Cronus when he chose SR as a running mate.

Now that SR has totally messed up the Cronus campaign the UP party sounds stable to me.

Support UP, the party that is for the party all the time.

[Jenson71]

I WANT HIS BIRTH CERTIFICATE IN PUBLIC SPACE. WHY IS HE HIDING! MUSLIN!

LMAO

Beat me.

[Mr Luzcious]

Just acting on the lessons I learned from National Security Adviser Dr. Jeffrey Pelt.

Then I suspect you'll lie and cheat with the best of them. This nullifies any concerns I may have had about your qualifications.

[FAX]

The FAX Faction has yet to receive any money whatsoever from Mr. Adept Havelock.

What does he have to hide? What embarrassing secrets is he concealing? What past associations does he not wish to come to light?

FAX

[Adept Havelock]

I'm sorry, my birth certificate is under lock and key, protected by a large number of rabid stoats.

Oh, and one Captain Gladys Stoat-Pamphlet.

[FAX]

What past all-night, sexual liasons with paraplegic midget prostitutes is Mr. Adept Havelock keeping from the public?

FAX

[Adept Havelock]

The FAX Faction has yet to receive any money whatsoever from Mr. Adept Havelock.



I'm sorry, I must have missed the part where I'm supposed to give money and to whom. Please elaborate.


What does he have to hide?
A very unsightly mole named Priscilla, residing on my (Removed under the Official Secrets Act)

What embarrassing secrets is he concealing?
Grab a Snickers Bar. We'll be here a while.

What past associations does he not wish to come to light?
I deny everything, especially the parts I was too drunk to remember.

[FAX]

How many visits has Mr. Adept Havelock made to Home Depot to purchase hand tools for the purpose of inserting them in his significant other's anal cavity?

FAX

[Adept Havelock]

How many visits has Mr. Adept Havelock made to Home Depot to purchase hand tools for the purpose of inserting them in his significant other's anal cavity?

FAX

Home Depot?

:hmmm:

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Never.


Also, if someone will explain to me how to make a donation, I will gladly match my Running Mate's donation of $5515.

[Jenson71]

I think Adept should make public all his rep points and PMs.

[Logical]

WTF?

I'm gonna assassinate CRONUS immediately. you were always my choice for President.


****!

DAMNIT!!!! :cuss:My secret service detail will be visiting you shortly.

[Logical]

What past all-night, sexual liasons with paraplegic midget prostitutes is Mr. Adept Havelock keeping from the public?

FAXI wonder if our significant offer to the faction has already been forgotten?

[Adept Havelock]

What past all-night, sexual liasons with paraplegic midget prostitutes is Mr. Adept Havelock keeping from the public?

FAX


I deny everything, especially the parts I was too drunk to remember.


Also, if someone will explain to me how to make a donation, I will gladly match my Running Mate's donation of $5515.

:D

[FAX]

I wonder if our significant offer to the faction has already been forgotten?

Heck no, Mr. CRONUS. It's top of mind. Our members have just been made aware of your offer and, I can assure you, we are very excited about your candidacy.

We, at the FAX Faction, are merely wondering why Mr. Adept Havelock has not reached out to our large and enormously powerful constituency with the hand of friendship, peace, and casino cash as yet.

FAX

[luv]

I think Adept should make public all his rep points and PMs.

Whoa.

[Fairplay]

I wonder if our significant offer to the faction has already been forgotten?


I put out a reminder to them in a thread. Hopefully Cronus we will get some to respond to it within in the next two days. We will try to keep bumping the thread the next two days so our motley Crue of an independent party can weigh in on the subject.

[Adept Havelock]

I think Adept should make public all his rep points and PMs.

Heh. Those records are in the lockbox next to the birth certificate.

[FAX]

Home Depot?

:hmmm:

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Never.


Also, if someone will explain to me how to make a donation, I will gladly match my Running Mate's donation of $5515.

All donations to The FAX Faction should be made to FAX, Mr. Adept Havelock. I then distribute the monies equally among our large and enormously powerful membership who, as a voting block, have the ability to sway the election one way or the other. It's a big responsibility, but I think democracy and freedom are worth it.

FAX

[Adept Havelock]

All donations to The FAX Faction should be made to FAX, Mr. Adept Havelock. I then distribute the monies equally among our large and enormously powerful membership who, as a voting block, have the ability to sway the election one way or the other. It's a big responsibility, but I think democracy and freedom are worth it.

FAX

I will be happy to do so. Could you please explain how I go about it?

[Fairplay]

Heh. Those records are in the lockbox next to the birth certificate.



We need to get a few thugs for a watergate break in part 2 at Havelock's house.

Of course, the orders did not come down from the Fax Faction. We have clean hands. And have no knowledge of such incident will take place.

[Adept Havelock]

We need to get a few thugs for a watergate break in part 2 at Havelock's house.

Of course, the orders did not come down from the Fax Faction. We have clean hands. And have no knowledge of such incident will take place.

LMAO

Mr. Liddy, please answer the White Courtesy Phone.

[Hammock Parties]

I'm not making new graphics. :harumph:

[Thig Lyfe]

GAME CHANGER!!!

[FAX]

The FAX Faction has yet to receive any funds whatsoever from Mr. Adept Havelock.

Hmmmm. Just how often has Mr. Adept Havelock purchased a case of vodka, several lemons, and a live gerbil on the same afternoon and why?

FAX

[Adept Havelock]

The FAX Faction has yet to receive any funds whatsoever from Mr. Adept Havelock.

Hmmmm. Just how often has Mr. Adept Havelock purchased a case of vodka, several lemons, and a live gerbil on the same afternoon and why?

FAX

I'm pleased to announce I have just made a donation of $10000 to the FAX Faction, to help them further their noble goals.

[FAX]

I'm pleased to announce I have just made a donation of $10000 to the FAX Faction, to help them further their noble goals.

Indeed you did, Mr. Adept Havelock. I just announced the remarkable event on our fancy thread. I'm certain that all the Factioneers will be ecstatic (assuming that they can feel anything this early in the morning) and are busily pursuing noble goals as we speak.

Best of luck to your campaign and it's darn good to know that you have absolutely nothing to hide.

FAX

[whoman69]

I think I came in on the middle of this ride. How will this election work?

[FAX]

I think I came in on the middle of this ride. How will this election work?

Basically, it works like this, Mr. whoman69 ... the peeps who want to win give The FAX Faction as much money as possible. Then, The FAX Faction votes them into office. Then, the elected peep owes their high office to The FAX Faction who owns them heart and soul. Then, when members of The FAX Faction want something done, we tell the elected peep. Then, if it isn't done, we smack their ballbag three times with a nine iron.

FAX

[BIG_DADDY]

There must have been no American hating muslim communists available.

[Adept Havelock]

There must have been no American hating muslim communists available.

Well, I'm an America lover, I'm sure I've got a little muslin cloth around here somewhere, and I once banged a neo-hippy from a commune. Does that help?

Basically, it works like this, Mr. whoman69 ... the peeps who want to win give The FAX Faction as much money as possible. Then, The FAX Faction votes them into office. Then, the elected peep owes their high office to The FAX Faction who owns them heart and soul. Then, when members of The FAX Faction want something done, we tell the elected peep. Then, if it isn't done, we smack their ballbag three times with a nine iron.

FAX

A nine iron? I'd really prefer a pitching wedge if it comes to that.

[burt]

With adept as the VP they have my vote! He is as scrumptious as Palin!

[Adept Havelock]

With adept as the VP they have my vote! He is as scrumptious as Palin!

Errrr....thanks?

[BIG_DADDY]

Well, I'm an America lover, I'm sure I've got a little muslin cloth around here somewhere, and I once banged a neo-hippy from a commune. Does that help?



A nine iron? I'd really prefer a pitching wedge if it comes to that.

LMAO

[Adept Havelock]

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I’d like to announce my candidacy,
I’d appreciate it if you’d vote for me.
I want to be Vice President.
Vote for me.

If I was Vice President you know what I’d do?
Pretty much anything I wanted to.
Vote for me. Vote for me.

I’d have a first class seat on Air Force One.
An awesome pad in Washington...D.C. (If you vote for me)
Play golf all day with heads of state,
If they brought beer wouldn’t that be great? I can’t wait!
Vote for me. Vote for me.

Well there are an awful lot of issues important to me.
Here’s my campaign policy,
Legislation, education,
occupation, arbitration,
conversation, equalization,
immigration, itemization,
immigration, race relations,
imitation, hospitalization...
I’m freaking out vote for me!

Well it’s the land of the brave, the home of the free.
That’s the funny thing about democracy.
A vote for me, is a vote for me!

-“Vote for Me” by Joe Walsh/Joe Vitale

[sedated]

this sh!t is so fukn stupid.

[Adept Havelock]

this sh!t is so fukn stupid.

Don't enjoy it? It's a free Planet. Don't participate. :shrug:

[sedated]

Don't enjoy it? It's a free Planet. Don't participate. :shrug:

it's free planet, I can express my opinion that you all are acting like a bunch of nerdy high school kids.

[Adept Havelock]

it's free planet, I can express my opinion that you all are acting like a bunch of nerdy high school kids.

Sure, you can act like the kid standing by himself against the wall who gets his kicks acting like he's too cool to have fun with the others.

No skin off my nose. It's a free Planet. :shrug:

[Rain Man]

this sh!t is so fukn stupid.


Actually, you may not be eligible to play anyway. Felons can't vote.

[sedated]

Actually, you may not be eligible to play anyway. Felons can't vote.

LMAO

7 misdemeanors, but no felonies *knocking on wood*

[sedated]

Sure, you can act like the kid standing by himself against the wall who gets his kicks acting like he's too cool to have fun with the others.

I like to consider myself the high school kid who skips school to fuk college chicks.

[Adept Havelock]

I like to consider myself the high school kid who skips school to fuk college chicks.

Consider yourself whatever you want.

Maybe the rest of the world will see you that way too. :shrug:

[burt]

I like to consider myself the high school kid who skips school to fuk fat, ugly desperate, college chicks.

FYP

[sedated]

FYP

hold up there, slim. I've showed you pics of my girlfriend.

[sedated]

Consider yourself whatever you want.

Maybe the rest of the world will see you that way too. :shrug:

just the perv's who take a peek through the chick's dorm room window.

[Logical]

it's free planet, I can express my opinion that you all are acting like a bunch of nerdy high school kids.Wow and you follow the Chiefs, your behavior in so doing is of a much higher standard. I am sure you enjoy the BB much more given how the season is going thus far.:(

[burt]

hold up there, fat boy. I've showed you pics of my girlfriend.

FYP, Again. Oh, by the way, even a blind old sow can find an acorn every now and then......

[sedated]

even a blind old sow can find an acorn every now and then......

how cruel.

you are much better than an acorn

:D

[luv]

You two need some privacy? :p

[burt]

You two need some privacy? :p

He MAY be attractive and all, but holds no candle to the lovely Mrs. T.B.A., as you know.

[luv]

He MAY be attractive and all, but holds no candle to the lovely Mrs. T.B.A., as you know.

I don't know. He's pretty hot, and I do tend to prefer men.

[burt]

I don't know. He's pretty hot, and I do tend to prefer men.

BIAS!!!!! Without bias he can't even stand in the shadow, in comparison!!! Hell, you only tounged that other gal because you were thinking of MY lovely Mrs.!ROFL

[luv]

BIAS!!!!! Without bias he can't even stand in the shadow, in comparison!!! Hell, you only tounged that other gal because you were thinking of MY lovely Mrs.!ROFL

My favorite Mrs was Captain Obvious' wife. She brought the jager bombs!

[burt]

My favorite Mrs was Captain Obvious' wife. She brought the jager bombs!

I tellin' my wife! As of now, you have no chance of tounging her! nyeh!:p

[Donger]

The choices in this election are almost as unpalatable as the choices in the actual one.

Almost.

[burt]

The choices in this election are almost as unpalatable as the choices in the actual one.

Almost.

not even close

[Adept Havelock]

The choices in this election are almost as unpalatable as the choices in the actual one.

Almost.

Ouch.

:redface:

[Donger]

Ouch.

:redface:

I was referring to Logical, but you do make a nice Palin.

[burt]

I was referring to Logical, but you do make a nice Palin.

absolutely scrumptious.......intellectually, that is

[Adept Havelock]

I was referring to Logical, but you do make a nice Palin.

Ouch.

:redface:

Well played.

[Mr Luzcious]

not even close

Pick two people at random from the country and you'd have better options than Obama/McCain.