Nasty little fugger

[Mr. Plow]

Found this in my window well this morning......Happy Halloween!


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[The Franchise]

Hello breakfast!

[Reerun_KC]

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[MOhillbilly]

get em MOX!

my dog would have that things guts on the walls in seconds.

[seclark]

get em MOX!

my dog would have that things guts on the walls in seconds.

same here...i had to pick a dead one up in the yard a couple days ago. chewed up pretty good.
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[Goapics1]

No antifreeze?

[MOhillbilly]

same here...i had to pick a dead one up in the yard a couple days ago. chewed up pretty good.
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not to go one up, but moxie would eat all but the tail if id let her.

[seclark]

not to go one up, but moxie would eat all but the tail if id let her.

not to go two up, but boscoe would have eaten the tail too. i think he was just waiting for the maggots to accumulate.
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[beach tribe]

I like the combination of a possum, and a rubber mallet.

[Mecca]

I'd rather find one of those than a big spider.

[seclark]

STUFFED OPOSSUM



INGREDIENTS:

1 possum, whole(make sure it's really dead and not playing possum)
1 quart cold water
1/8 cup salt
5 beef bouillon cubes
2 bay leaves
3 celery stalks chopped
2 onions sliced
1 bag packaged stuffing

Directions:

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Soak possum in cold salt water for 10 hours. Rinse meat in cold water and refrigerate 2-4 hours. Prepare stuffing according to package directions. Stuff possum cavity with prepared packaged stuffing. Close cavity tightly. Place stuffed possum in roasting pan, add water, bouillon cubes, bay leaves, celery and onion. After 2 hours turn meat. Reduce heat to 300 degrees. Cook for 1 more hour. Test roast, if not done reduce heat and cook until done.

[MOhillbilly]

I like the combination of a possum, and a rubber mallet.


potato gun.

[MOhillbilly]

STUFFED OPOSSUM





you ever tried it?

[seclark]

you ever tried it?

not this recipe.
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[Phobia]

same here...i had to pick a dead one up in the yard a couple days ago. chewed up pretty good.
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How can you be sure it was dead? Maybe it was just really good at playing 'possum.

[MOhillbilly]

not this recipe.
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akin to tree rat?

[seclark]

akin to tree rat?

more like racoon, or siamese.
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[Iowanian]

A couple of years ago, a buddy of ours bought an acreage, we helped him do a lot of work to it. Had it looking pretty good. The place was in the sticks a little bit and his new inlaws(well to do city folk) were going to be coming down for a visit.....and he left town for the weekend.

My brothers went around one night, and collected a few oppossums. (shine a light on them on the road, run up and kick them, pick them up by the tail when they play dead).

They got several of them...10-15....Built a pen in his front yard with a sign that said "Oppossum Ranch" and also put signs up on the roads both ways out, as a surpise welcome for our pal and his inlaws.

I had a picture somewhere....

[Mr. Plow]

get em MOX!

my dog would have that things guts on the walls in seconds.

My dachshund wouldn't put up much of a fight.

[RJ]

STUFFED OPOSSUM



INGREDIENTS:

1 possum, whole(make sure it's really dead and not playing possum)
1 quart cold water
1/8 cup salt
5 beef bouillon cubes
2 bay leaves
3 celery stalks chopped
2 onions sliced
1 bag packaged stuffing

Directions:

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Soak possum in cold salt water for 10 hours. Rinse meat in cold water and refrigerate 2-4 hours. Prepare stuffing according to package directions. Stuff possum cavity with prepared packaged stuffing. Close cavity tightly. Place stuffed possum in roasting pan, add water, bouillon cubes, bay leaves, celery and onion. After 2 hours turn meat. Reduce heat to 300 degrees. Cook for 1 more hour. Test roast, if not done reduce heat and cook until done.



Might I suggest adding 1 cup apricot preserves and a dash of liquid smoke? I believe you'll appreciate the results.

[Iowanian]

I'll bet they taste like racoon. Drain the fat off a couple of times Sec.

[seclark]

Might I suggest adding 1 cup apricot preserves and a dash of liquid smoke? I believe you'll appreciate the results.

Thanks…you sir, are undoubtedly a opossum connoisseur.

[Phobia]

A couple of years ago, a buddy of ours bought an acreage, we helped him do a lot of work to it. Had it looking pretty good. The place was in the sticks a little bit and his new inlaws(well to do city folk) were going to be coming down for a visit.....and he left town for the weekend.

My brothers went around one night, and collected a few oppossums. (shine a light on them on the road, run up and kick them, pick them up by the tail when they play dead).

They got several of them...10-15....Built a pen in his front yard with a sign that said "Oppossum Ranch" and also put signs up on the roads both ways out, as a surpise welcome for our pal and his inlaws.

I had a picture somewhere....

Dude - that's a quality trick. Love it.

[kstater]

not to go one up, but moxie would eat all but the tail if id let her.

Funny story. Buddy killed a deer a couple weeks ago. He had his nephew over to help him clean it. I thought it'd be funny to cut the tail off and throw it at the nephew. We got the deer cleaned and carcass buried. Or I thought the carcass was buried. Apparently nephew threw tail on the brush pile instead of in the hole. I let the dog out a couple of days ago, when I let her in, she comes prancing up with that tail in her mouth like she found a prize. She was proud of that tail until I threw it out.

[MOhillbilly]

My dachshund wouldn't put up much of a fight.

theres probably enough hunt instinct left that with some training your pup might suprise you.

[MOhillbilly]

Funny story. Buddy killed a deer a couple weeks ago. He had his nephew over to help him clean it. I thought it'd be funny to cut the tail off and throw it at the nephew. We got the deer cleaned and carcass buried. Or I thought the carcass was buried. Apparently nephew threw tail on the brush pile instead of in the hole. I let the dog out a couple of days ago, when I let her in, she comes prancing up with that tail in her mouth like she found a prize. She was proud of that tail until I threw it out.

mox goes about 39 pounds and killed a full grown doe.

[seclark]

My dachshund wouldn't put up much of a fight.

i don't know...i've seen a wiener dog go after a racoon in a brush pile w/o any hesitation.
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[RJ]

A couple of years ago, a buddy of ours bought an acreage, we helped him do a lot of work to it. Had it looking pretty good. The place was in the sticks a little bit and his new inlaws(well to do city folk) were going to be coming down for a visit.....and he left town for the weekend.

My brothers went around one night, and collected a few oppossums. (shine a light on them on the road, run up and kick them, pick them up by the tail when they play dead).

They got several of them...10-15....Built a pen in his front yard with a sign that said "Oppossum Ranch" and also put signs up on the roads both ways out, as a surpise welcome for our pal and his inlaws.

I had a picture somewhere....


I am suddenly reminded of....


"Lee Harvey, you are a madman. When you stole that cow, and your friend tried to make it with the cow. I want to party with you, cowboy. If the two of us got together, forget it."

[Iowanian]

I'm looking on my backup drive and can't find it...I'll email my brother for a pic.


We were pretty nervous about starting that prank war, because the retaliation could have gone way way too far.


I've always been a big fan of animal pranks...
Like High school, catching pidgeons and putting 3-4 of them inside some poor bastards unlocked car. It looked like a herd of terradactyl's had dysentary in a very short time.

[Mr. Plow]

i don't know...i've seen a wiener dog go after a racoon in a brush pile w/o any hesitation.
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Oh, she'd go after it, but at the first sign of trouble she would be running for cover.

[Long Duk Dong]

whats wrong with that?
they are actually good for your yard. They eat rodents, snails and dont carry diseases. I welcome them.

[JimNasium]

A couple of years ago, a buddy of ours bought an acreage, we helped him do a lot of work to it. Had it looking pretty good. The place was in the sticks a little bit and his new inlaws(well to do city folk) were going to be coming down for a visit.....and he left town for the weekend.

My brothers went around one night, and collected a few oppossums. (shine a light on them on the road, run up and kick them, pick them up by the tail when they play dead).

They got several of them...10-15....Built a pen in his front yard with a sign that said "Oppossum Ranch" and also put signs up on the roads both ways out, as a surpise welcome for our pal and his inlaws.

I had a picture somewhere....

I must admit that I'm a tad disappointed that they used proper spelling for the critters.

[blueballs]

I hit one on those bastards a couple weeks ago
and blew out a tire
I get my moneys worth outa tires

[Baby Lee]

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[88TG88]

My neighbor has a few of them living under his house. They like to pop over to our backyard for a visit.

furry bastards

[Jewish Rabbi]

whats wrong with that?
they are actually good for your yard. They eat rodents, snails and dont carry diseases. I welcome them.

Until they start digging holes everywhere