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OMG I just spilled my guts to my mom....Im so fucked up ritght now. Like 20 Drinks 2night... I went to a gay bar.
My girls stormed off like she was pissed off...I didn't even do anything to her. I dont know whats going on. Late, Matt
Mr. Flopnuts
11-01-2008, 01:36 AM
LMAO Were you hitting on guys Buck?
Pablo
11-01-2008, 01:36 AM
Haha.
This thread has potential.
Mecca
11-01-2008, 01:38 AM
Are you exploring your curiosity?
I wasn't hittin on no guys. Like I tole my mom, girsl are fuckin crazy...especisally when drunk....im at home now
If you're home now, stay there. It's for the best.
FAX
If you're home now, stay there. It's for the best.
FAX
4 sure....
im gonna quote what my girl sent me
"i'll talk to y about it when ur sober. Get home safe"
Heres what i sent her...
"Im not sure what i did wrong, good night :)"
blueballs
11-01-2008, 01:43 AM
OMG I just spilled my guts to my mom....Im so ****ed up ritght now. Like 20 Drinks 2night... I went to a gay bar.
My girls stormed off like she was pissed off...I didn't even do anything to her. I dont know whats going on. Late, Matt
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If you're home now, stay there. It's for the best.
FAX
two
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u make no sense 2 me right now
Ebolapox
11-01-2008, 01:44 AM
does the story include a wooden massager and cheetos?
Pablo
11-01-2008, 01:46 AM
There's no sechs like buttsechs.
does the story include a wooden massager and cheetos?
what? this i s waht happen
im drunk....i call my mom...but im makin out w/ these 2 chics,, i dont know who they are, i have pics 2morrow.
I tell my mom, wtf im fucked up come pick me up...she comes pick me up i leave those 2 chics alone...then i go home go to sleep ( now im fuckeed up)
blueballs
11-01-2008, 01:47 AM
was the gerbil shaved
i dint even f'ck any of the chicks im so embarras., i could have fuck like 4 chicks tonigh...i fucked up
QuikSsurfer
11-01-2008, 01:50 AM
lol... What the fuck is going on here?
QuikSsurfer
11-01-2008, 01:50 AM
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f86/quikssurfer/gifs/BurgerKing.gif
I have rare opportunities to use this gif.
Ebolapox
11-01-2008, 01:51 AM
ROFL
this thread has potential
fuck, ok i leave my 2 friends w/ 2 horny chicks it was just me they wanted me....if i wasnt 2 fucked up i woluldnt have call my mom 2 pick me up and wouldhave been awesoe 2 night....im gonna call1 of them 2 morrow
blueballs
11-01-2008, 01:54 AM
you have your mother come pick you up
Claythan just moved up a notch on the man scale
you have your mother come pick you up
Claythan just moved up a notch on the man scale
can u imageine how fucked up i am i called my mom pick me up?....
Literally how cuked up you have 2 be to call ur mom???
blueballs
11-01-2008, 01:57 AM
this could turn into a I'm leaving for ever thread
i will bow out now
Bi_polar
11-01-2008, 01:58 AM
Tunnel?
fyck i im limeaving forever, untol im nes tmpst.
'Hamas' Jenkins
11-01-2008, 02:01 AM
fuck, ok i leave my 2 friends w/ 2 horny chicks it was just me they wanted me....if i wasnt 2 fucked up i woluldnt have call my mom 2 pick me up and wouldhave been awesoe 2 night....im gonna call1 of them 2 morrow
What the fuck? Dude. You have got to learn how to handle your liquor when you are trying to hook up. If you are out with the boys, get fucking wasted beyond belief. With chicks, you can't be fall-down, slurring, spill beer on yourself drunk.
blueballs
11-01-2008, 02:02 AM
I recall being fukked up like this
and wanted biscuts and gravy
I woke up to a smoke detector going off
im with chicks 2night...i dont know what to do i go to sleeep now.
Hammock Parties
11-01-2008, 02:02 AM
How the fuck do you get laid so much?
'Hamas' Jenkins
11-01-2008, 02:02 AM
So he was making out with 2 chicks, but left them with two other chicks because he was too drunk and had to call his mom to pick him up...at a GAY bar.
ROFL ROFL
'Hamas' Jenkins
11-01-2008, 02:03 AM
i dint even f'ck any of the chicks im so embarras., i could have fuck like 4 chicks tonigh...i fucked up
Suddenly, I feel better about turning down a threesome all those years ago.
'Hamas' Jenkins
11-01-2008, 02:05 AM
How the fuck do you get laid so much?
Honestly dude, 90% of the battle is just striking up conversation. You don't have to be Don Juan.
Dylan
11-01-2008, 02:07 AM
:popcorn:
Bi_polar
11-01-2008, 02:08 AM
Suddenly, I feel better about turning down a threesome all those years ago.
The only girls with good personalities who are smart or maybe funny or halfway intelligent or talented, though god knows what the fuck that means, are ugly chicks.
Bi_polar
11-01-2008, 02:08 AM
And this is because they have to make up for how fucking unnattractive they are.
'Hamas' Jenkins
11-01-2008, 02:09 AM
The only girls with good personalities who are smart or maybe funny or halfway intelligent or talented, though god knows what the fuck that means, are ugly chicks.
You know what Ed Gein said about women, Bi_Polar?
Bi_polar
11-01-2008, 02:09 AM
You know what Ed Gein said about women, Bi_Polar?
Just cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks.
beach tribe
11-01-2008, 02:13 AM
Buck. You've just fuked your self with this thread. Gay bar? Your fucking MOM came and picked you up??
All I can do is laugh.
and laugh
and laugh
your sad.
POND_OF_RED
11-01-2008, 02:14 AM
http://re3.yt-thm-a01.yimg.com/image/25/m2/2267710354
beach tribe
11-01-2008, 02:14 AM
That was kind of mean of me. But..... dayyyum.
Hammock Parties
11-01-2008, 02:14 AM
I'd go to a gay bar. I'd get tons of attention. It would be fun.
2bikemike
11-01-2008, 02:15 AM
This might be a thread Mr. Kaeding would like to delete. Hanging out at gay bar? You always gotta question those Bolt Fans.
beach tribe
11-01-2008, 02:15 AM
You should have been a 9ers fan.
2bikemike
11-01-2008, 02:16 AM
I'd go to a gay bar. I'd get tons of attention. It would be fun.
Sounds like your cup of T-Bags!
Hammock Parties
11-01-2008, 02:18 AM
Sounds like your cup of T-Bags!
I'm not gay, but they're fun people to be around. They know how to put on a show.
beach tribe
11-01-2008, 02:19 AM
I'd go to a gay bar. I'd get tons of attention. It would be fun.
Actually dude. You probably wouldn't. I've seen your pics in that one thread in the pictures forum. I think girls would like you more than Homos.
Dude. Get some pussy already, I'm not insulting you here. What I'm saying is from the pics I've seen, There's no reason, that after you've lost all that weight that you should be a virgin. Come down to South FL, and I'll get you some pussy in 24 hrs.
beach tribe
11-01-2008, 02:21 AM
Sounds like your cup of T-Bags!
I'll bet you get tons of pussy. Hell you got TWO bikes.
beach tribe
11-01-2008, 02:25 AM
Yo buck, I think they drugged you cuz they wanted to de-sensitize your penis after you nutted all over yourself when they tried the threesome.
Hammock Parties
11-01-2008, 02:26 AM
Actually dude. You probably wouldn't. I've seen your pics in that one thread in the pictures forum. I think girls would like you more than Homos.
The homos on craigslist can't leave me alone. :LOL:
2bikemike
11-01-2008, 02:33 AM
I'll bet you get tons of pussy. Hell you got TWO bikes.
Problem is I got the bikes after I was married!:#
Ok, i just got out of the shower, i threw up all over myself...
wow what a night....I was w/ my girlfriend se got fucked up and went home, and actin lik a beyotch...
2 random girls come up 2 me on the street, not that good loooking, but fine, i make out w/ them....then my mom picks me up....i try to sober up, but then i puke on myself then take a shower....
some chicks are f'ing easy...if i can fuck these 2 chicks without even trying, then Claythan u can fuck anyone....its so easy, just get drunk...
im probably gonna regret this thread in the morning, but what a night....!
Hammock Parties
11-01-2008, 02:45 AM
Two random fucking girls came up to you? Just fucking came up to you?
Were they hot?
beach tribe
11-01-2008, 02:46 AM
The homos on craigslist can't leave me alone. :LOL:
That's the problem. You need to get the fuck off of fucking craigslist, and get out into the field. It's kind of like football, you develop by playing not by watching film.
kstater
11-01-2008, 03:50 AM
Really drunk, at a gay bar.
I hope you're not sore when you wake up.
ChiefJustice
11-01-2008, 05:12 AM
I don't recall an ENDelt thread being this incriminating.
Gay bar,didn't get laid by either sex,pissed off his GF,called his mommy,posted on the planet,puked all over himself and then passed out in disgrace.
It lacks imagination...but,I think this thread fetches the EPIC label.
Brian would be proud.
chasedude
11-01-2008, 05:17 AM
is she pissed because you're a homophobe?
shit dude, I don't care how another person swings as long as they don't shove it in my face, so to speak ;)
milkman
11-01-2008, 05:29 AM
I think I see a problem here.
He's fucked up, at a gay bar, and he thinks two chicks are hitting on him.
Anyone else see the problem?
2bikemike
11-01-2008, 05:34 AM
I think I see a problem here.
He's ****ed up, at a gay bar, and he thinks two chicks are hitting on him.
Anyone else see the problem?
A couple Queens looking for a King?
milkman
11-01-2008, 05:38 AM
A couple Queens looking for a King?
LMAO
Yep.
ChiefJustice
11-01-2008, 05:45 AM
A couple Queens looking for a King?
I'd hate to be him after he wakes up and reads this thread.ROFL
Bwana
11-01-2008, 05:55 AM
What in the hell!!?? :eek:
Chiefs=Champions
11-01-2008, 05:56 AM
haha.. Sounds like one hell of night... Party on my friend, party on!
2bikemike
11-01-2008, 05:57 AM
What in the hell!!?? :eek:
Nice!
ChiefJustice
11-01-2008, 05:58 AM
What in the hell!!?? :eek:
OMG!It's a good thing he isn't still running for office around here.:)
Baby Lee
11-01-2008, 06:28 AM
I'm a dirty frat boy on a dirty soc-cer team
goin' to the loc-ker room after wrestling
Al Bundy
11-01-2008, 06:58 AM
Wow..... hope you dont wake up with unexplained blood marks in your boxers.
Otter
11-01-2008, 07:05 AM
Good Lord, calling your Mom to come for you after visiting the gay bar? Don't they have taxis where you live to preserve a little dignity?
Oh and heading to a gay bar when your drunk and inhibitions are suppressed....NTTIAWWT.
OMG!It's a good thing he isn't still running for office around here.:)
ROFL
If he was in the FAX Faction, I'd be forced to boot him out and we have extremely low standards.
FAX
I think I see a problem here.
He's ****ed up, at a gay bar, and he thinks two chicks are hitting on him.
Anyone else see the problem?
ROFL
This was a seminal event.
FAX
Cntrygal
11-01-2008, 07:39 AM
they were shemales.
Baby Lee
11-01-2008, 07:39 AM
ROFL
This was a seminal event.
FAX
Hope he had a goo time.
Hope he had a goo time.
It sounds like he took had a blast.
FAX
Bwana
11-01-2008, 07:50 AM
Hope he had a goo time.
Richard Simmons approves this post.
Well, he's passed out for sure. I hope we get the entire story when he comes around wakes up.
FAX
Ok, i just got out of the shower, i threw up all over myself...
wow what a night....I was w/ my girlfriend se got fucked up and went home, and actin lik a beyotch...
2 random girls come up 2 me on the street, not that good loooking, but fine, i make out w/ them....then my mom picks me up....i try to sober up, but then i puke on myself then take a shower....
some chicks are f'ing easy...if i can fuck these 2 chicks without even trying, then Claythan u can fuck anyone....its so easy, just get drunk...
im probably gonna regret this thread in the morning, but what a night....!
I don't think being drunk helped you much tonight.
Congrats, though, for topping my threads in the humiliation factor.
FWIW, I went to a gay bar about a month ago and had a blast. They do put on a good show.
Bugeater
11-01-2008, 08:01 AM
I'll give you props for not driving home Buck. As far as the rest of the story...yikes. :eek:
Skip Towne
11-01-2008, 08:20 AM
So he picked up these "girls" at a gay bar. Yeah, OK.
milkman
11-01-2008, 08:27 AM
FWIW, I went to a gay bar about a month ago and had a blast. They do put on a good show.
It's possible that he got a blast.
Hammock Parties
11-01-2008, 08:31 AM
FWIW, I went to a gay bar about a month ago and had a blast. They do put on a good show.
Did they have dancing? Some gay dudes can really bust a move.
Did they have dancing? Some gay dudes can really bust a move.
Yeah. They put on a drag show, then it's just like any other club. I remember standing at the bar thinking, "Wow. Those guys dance better than most chicks I know."
alanm
11-01-2008, 08:43 AM
you have your mother come pick you up
Claythan just moved up a notch on the man scaleROFL:LOL:ROFL
gblowfish
11-01-2008, 08:44 AM
Did you dress up like Lincoln for Halloween?
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alanm
11-01-2008, 08:45 AM
Really drunk, at a gay bar.
I hope you're not butt sore when you wake up.
FYP.
gblowfish
11-01-2008, 08:51 AM
Let me be the first to nominate this thread for the CP HOF.
Bwana
11-01-2008, 08:52 AM
Poor old Buck is going to mess himself when he wakes up and sees this thread. ROFL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTJMerul33E
Iowanian
11-01-2008, 08:57 AM
So.....
You picked up 2 "chics" at a gay bar.
I'll bet they both had bigger scrotums than you did and said "don't worry Cherry, We'll do all the work".
If you're thinking about leaving the planet forever today because you're butt hurt...don't worry, its just because ALvina was packing in the pants. You took one in the tooter...maybe 2.
Ultra Peanut
11-01-2008, 08:57 AM
Was it called the Peppermint Honcho, by any chance?
I'm a dirty frat boy on a dirty soc-cer team
goin' to the loc-ker room after wrestlingyes
Did you dress up like Lincoln for Halloween?
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Baby Lee
11-01-2008, 09:07 AM
Was it called the Peppermint Honcho, by any chance?
yes
yes
I knew you'd be on that like Jimmy James on Lafayette's yogurt thrower. o:-)
Iowanian
11-01-2008, 09:14 AM
This thread is a "FAILED" moment if I've ever read one in Chiefsplanet history.
Its also got at least 2 posts that need submitted into "failed penthouse letters".
buck was gang banged by a couple of tranny's and he thinks the cock sauce on his shirt is barf....
Over-Head
11-01-2008, 09:14 AM
you have your mother come pick you up
Claythan just moved up a notch on the man scale:eek:
blueballs
11-01-2008, 09:54 AM
you spilled your guts to your mom
after you had 20 drinks and went to a gay bar
you need an appearance as teflon Keating
Coach
11-01-2008, 10:13 AM
Wow.
I got nothin.
Over-Head
11-01-2008, 10:15 AM
Wow.
I got nothin.
Neither did he ROFL
Phobia
11-01-2008, 10:16 AM
Good work, Buck. Get yourself tested. I think you just caught the gay.
milkman
11-01-2008, 10:17 AM
Neither did he ROFL
What?
He got a couple of pointers at the gay bar.
Brock
11-01-2008, 10:18 AM
Stay off the Tallahachee bridge.
I'd hate to be him after he wakes up and reads this thread.ROFL
What the hell was I thinking posting on the planet after a night of boozing...
Let me clear this up...
A bunch of people I work with are gay, so they were going to this gay bar, and they invited everyone from work...no harm in that.
We go there, get plastered, then we decide to leave because its too gay for us. We then decide to walk to another bar.
While walking, my girl gets all pissed off, over god knows what and hails a taxi home, I tried to calm her down, but this didn't work. Being drunk, I assumed it was my fault.
The other group of people had kept walking, when one of them puked all over himself. So they stopped and got a taxi...just about the same time I met up with them.
So now its my and my buddy Ed, and he says that our friend Matthew is on the way. I'm super-drunk and sad (you know sad-drunk) at this point, and I didn't want to spend $40 on a taxi to my house, so I called my mom.
While waiting on the corner for my mom and Matthew, these 2 chicks walk up, I really dont remember what they look like, except that they were dressed like whores and I gave one of them my feather boa (ok that sounds gay, but I was a pimp). I told them my story and I guess they pity-made out with me....
My mom comes and gets me and takes me home, then I just puked all over myself and went to sleep....
What a shitty Halloween.
Happy November everybody.
Sure-Oz
11-01-2008, 10:26 AM
LOL, classic...your gf got pissed huh?!
You find out why yet?
Oh, and the 2 chicks were like 15 blocks away from the gay bar, they were definitely chicks....
LOL, classic...your gf got pissed huh?!
You find out why yet?
No, and I really don't fuckin care to be honest....
I think last night may have ruined things.
Very nice effort at the cover story, Mr. BuckinKaeding.
FAX
Sure-Oz
11-01-2008, 10:32 AM
No, and I really don't ****in care to be honest....
I think last night may have ruined things.
Sounds like you haven't been together long anyway, fuck it move on, esp since she got pissed for no reason
Why is it that girls are always getting angry when you're bombed out of your gourd? It doesn't seem fair.
FAX
Sounds like you haven't been together long anyway, **** it move on, esp since she got pissed for no reason
yup, you hit that on the head
If you think this thread is bad, you should see some of the texts I sent and received last night.
milkman
11-01-2008, 10:39 AM
I'm betting she got pissed because you ignored her in the gay bar while you were hitting on a couple of other "girls".
smittysbar
11-01-2008, 10:40 AM
It will be okay, I remember when I had my first three beers........good times
It will be okay, I remember when I had my first three beers........good times
lol try 7&7s and long islands
After reading Mr. BuckinKaeding's cover story, the term "Cockamamie" comes to mind.
FAX
smittysbar
11-01-2008, 10:48 AM
lol try 7&7s and long islands
You mean Smirnoff, and Fuzzy navels?
J/K
After reading Mr. BuckinKaeding's cover story, the term "Cockamamie" comes to mind.
FAX
ummm thats not a cover story...thats what happened
Phobia
11-01-2008, 10:52 AM
If you think this thread is bad, you should see some of the texts I sent and received last night.
Uh - what are you waiting for?
Phobia
11-01-2008, 10:52 AM
It will be okay, I remember when I had my first three beers........good times
Heh. Well played.
Bwana
11-01-2008, 10:53 AM
ummm thats not a cover story...thats what happened
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Uh - what are you waiting for?
:shake:
and i got a charlie horse in the middle of the night, it sucked
I know it's difficult, Mr. BuckinKaeding, but it's time to face it, my friend ...
... you have put the "Cock" in "Cockamamie".
FAX
I know it's difficult, Mr. BuckinKaeding, but it's time to face it, my friend ...
... you have put the "Cock" in "Cockamamie".
FAX
lol i didn't put my cock in anything last night
Mr Luzcious
11-01-2008, 11:00 AM
I know it's difficult, Mr. BuckinKaeding, but it's time to face it, my friend ...
... you have put the "Cock" in "Cockamamie".
FAX
LMAO
You sure do get yourself into some strange situations BuckinKaeding.
doomy3
11-01-2008, 11:02 AM
and i got a charlie horse in the middle of the night, it sucked
Was the charlie horse in your ass?
Phobia
11-01-2008, 11:03 AM
and i got a charlie horse in the middle of the night, it sucked
Yeah, Charlie is one of the most popular guys at that bar.
Bwana
11-01-2008, 11:05 AM
lol i didn't put my cock in anything last night
Oh, we believe you..........really. :D
Bowser
11-01-2008, 11:05 AM
This thread is doing just fine without pics.
Yeah, Charlie is one of the most popular guys at that bar.
Hmmm. I didn't realize that.
Perhaps that wasn't actually even Charlie's horse.
FAX
This thread is doing just fine without pics.
i'll have some pics within a week or so...
Phobia
11-01-2008, 11:10 AM
i'll have some pics within a week or so...
Uh. They have this new thing called digital.
smittysbar
11-01-2008, 11:11 AM
and i got a charlie horse in the middle of the night, HE sucked
:eek:
Uh. They have this new thing called digital.
no wai...
i have 2 get the pics from other people...including the girl i don't feel like talking too
im really craving KFC u think they r open at 10 am?
PRIEST
11-01-2008, 11:14 AM
My GOWD this thread is freaking hilarious ROFL
Bwana
11-01-2008, 11:16 AM
im really craving KFC u think they r open at 10 am?
Now you're craving a chicken leg, dude. :shake:
Now you're craving a chicken leg, dude. :shake:
Its okay, I found a Chimichanga in the freezer...
Greasy Food FTW!
Phobia
11-01-2008, 11:19 AM
Its okay, I found a Chimichanga in the freezer...
Greasy Food FTW!
How about a hotdog or banana, Mr. CravingPhallicfoods?
Now you're craving a chicken leg, dude. :shake:
A bad sign, no doubt, Mr. Bwana. It appears Mr. BuckinKaeding was exposed to a little too much gayism last night while in an alcohol-induced susceptible and fictile psychological state.
This will likely be followed by an irresistible desire for a banana split.
FAX
vailpass
11-01-2008, 11:25 AM
ROFL
This was a seminal event.
FAX
Hope he had a goo time.
It sounds like he took had a blast.
FAX
Wad is wrong with you guys?
Wad is wrong with you guys?
Cum on now, no need to poke fun...
Bwana
11-01-2008, 11:31 AM
A bad sign, no doubt, Mr. Bwana. It appears Mr. BuckinKaeding was exposed to a little too much gayism last night while in an alcohol-induced susceptible and fictile psychological state.
This will likely be followed by an irresistible desire for a banana split.
FAX
Little doubt Mr. FAX and likely a craving for a double helping of polish sausage for mid-afternoon feast.
Frazod
11-01-2008, 11:44 AM
OMG I just spilled my guts to my mom....Im so fucked up ritght now. Like 20 Drinks 2night... I went to a gay bar.
My girls stormed off like she was pissed off...I didn't even do anything to her. I dont know whats going on. Late, Matt
You really posted.... this????
Otter
11-01-2008, 11:45 AM
While waiting on the corner for my mom and Matthew, these 2 chicks walk up, I really dont remember what they look like, except that they were dressed like whores and I gave one of them my feather boa (ok that sounds gay, but I was a pimp). I told them my story and I guess they pity-made out with me....
Not to sound too anal butt knowing those things are called "feather boa" is a bit suspect in itself.
Proud to say I had to google it.
You may want to break out a mirror, head to bathroom for some private time and make sure ol' Charlie didn't carve his phone number into your ass with a broken bottle in the alley last night.
Pablo
11-01-2008, 11:46 AM
We have a gay bar in St. Joe called The Shaft.
The owner is a huge Mizzou/Steelers fan. Must have a thing for black and gold.
Phobia
11-01-2008, 11:47 AM
I thought for sure "boa" was synonymous for "python" but I guess I was wrong.
Not to sound too anal butt knowing those things are called "feather boa" is a bit suspect in itself.
Proud to say I had to google it.
You may want to break out a mirror, head to bathroom for some private time and make sure ol' Charlie didn't carve his phone number into your ass last night.
I had a girls help picking out my costume...while I was waiting in line she brought it up to me...it worked with the costume.
OH...It worked out good too.
So those 2 chicks that randomly made out w/ me afterwards, I took the boa off my shoulders and wrapped it around both of their necks pulling their faces closer to me...Smooth Move
Then I let them keep the Boa.
Kerberos
11-01-2008, 11:48 AM
you have your mother come pick you up
Claythan just moved up a notch on the man scale
There is nothing wrong with this dude.
I was 26 years old living away from home. I was trashed beyond belief in Aggieville at 12:30 AM on a Friday night and just got done "Renting" some pizza.
I got in my pickup and almost hit three parked cars.
I had just enough sense to pull over at the minimart in aggieville and park. Got out and gave back the pizza I rented to the parking lot. Stumbled to a phone booth and called my MOM to come pick me up and take me home.
Now isn't that a little better than me driving home that wasted and possibly killing someone?
BTW I puked in my moms Mazda Miata and don't think she wasn't pissed. Yes I had to clean and detail her car.
Bwana
11-01-2008, 11:49 AM
I had a girls help picking out my costume...while I was waiting in line she brought it up to me...it worked with the costume.
Not to mention your "bar of choice" last night.
There is nothing wrong with this dude.
I was 26 years old living away from home. I was trashed beyond belief in Aggieville at 12:30 AM on a Friday night and just got done "Renting" some pizza.
I got in my pickup and almost hit three parked cars.
I had just enough sense to pull over at the minimart in aggieville and park. Got out and gave back the pizza I rented to the parking lot. Stumbled to a phone booth and called my MOM to come pick me up and take me home.
Now isn't that a little better than me driving home that wasted and possibly killing someone?
Word.
Not to sound too anal butt knowing those things are called "feather boa" is a bit suspect in itself.
Proud to say I had to google it.
You may want to break out a mirror, head to bathroom for some private time and make sure ol' Charlie didn't carve his phone number into your ass last night.
Whoa!!! Wait just a ding dang dangly dong minute, here. Mr. BuckinKaeding was wearing a feather boa? In a gay bar?
And he's wondering why his girlfriend is upset? I'm sorry to break it to him, but some girls just aren't comfortable with the fag hag scene.
FAX
smittysbar
11-01-2008, 11:54 AM
I hate to even ask this, now that I googled the Boa, what was your costume?
I hate to even ask this, now that I googled the Boa, what was your costume?
I was a Pimp.
Pablo
11-01-2008, 11:56 AM
I hate to even ask this, now that I googled the Boa, what was your costume?He said he was dressed as a pimp.
So the boa might fit it. I'm pretty sure I've seen Snoop wearing a boa before, but his was probably mink instead of feathers.
Sully
11-01-2008, 12:20 PM
Buckin is quickly moving up my list of most entertaining posters.
Not too long before he rivals Baby Lee and Hamas.
Well done, Buckin'
Mr. Flopnuts
11-01-2008, 12:27 PM
I wasn't hittin on no guys. Like I tole my mom, girsl are fuckin crazy...especisally when drunk....im at home now
I was just messin with you dawg. I'm sure you know that now that you're sober.
Mr. Flopnuts
11-01-2008, 12:28 PM
does the story include a wooden massager and cheetos?
LMAO LMAO Snap!!!
Mr. Flopnuts
11-01-2008, 12:34 PM
ROFL
This was a seminal event.
FAX
ROFL LMAO Fucking post of the year.
Mr. Flopnuts
11-01-2008, 12:38 PM
and i got a charlie horse in the middle of the night, it sucked
That's not a Charlie horse, it's a mushroom bruise.
Mr. Flopnuts
11-01-2008, 12:40 PM
Cum on now, no need to poke fun...
Way to take it like a man.....wait..........
Baby Lee
11-01-2008, 12:42 PM
Some good can come of this, if Buckin' just retrieves those pearls of wisdom from his chest hair.
Man I feel like crap right now...what a shitty night.
Baby Lee
11-01-2008, 12:53 PM
Man I feel like crap right now...what a shitty night.
Santorum?
Santorum?
Thats fuckin gross. I never use lube.
Mr. Flopnuts
11-01-2008, 12:55 PM
Man I feel like crap right now...what a shitty night.
Smoke a bowl. It's a surefire hangover cure. Seriously.
Smoke a bowl. It's a surefire hangover cure. Seriously.
I'm considering it...only thing is I dont have any....
Mr. Flopnuts
11-01-2008, 01:01 PM
I'm considering it...only thing is I dont have any....
You're in SoCal you should be able to find some. If you were in Seattle I'd smoke you out. Well, provided you washed your ass before you came over.
You're in SoCal you should be able to find some. If you were in Seattle I'd smoke you out. Well, provided you washed your ass before you came over.
I know where to get some, I can find it no doubt
but to spend my money for one bowl? I'd rather do without.
Mr. Flopnuts
11-01-2008, 01:04 PM
I know where to get some, I can find it no doubt
but to spend my money for one bowl? I'd rather do without.
You don't smoke much I take it. Personally I prefer it to alcohol. That's just me though.
You don't smoke much I take it. Personally I prefer it to alcohol. That's just me though.
Well, I got my wisdom teeth removed about 3 months ago and I just stopped after that...I've smoked a few bowls here and there, but nowhere near the half oz I was buying every week.
Mr. Flopnuts
11-01-2008, 01:11 PM
Well, I got my wisdom teeth removed about 3 months ago and I just stopped after that...I've smoked a few bowls here and there, but nowhere near the half oz I was buying every week.
Ahh. I quit for a few months at a time every once in a while. It's good for reflection on both sides of the fence. Good plan not smoking with a tooth ache. That stuff will heal any pain, but for whatever reason makes toothaches ten times worse.
Ahh. I quit for a few months at a time every once in a while. It's good for reflection on both sides of the fence. Good plan not smoking with a tooth ache. That stuff will heal any pain, but for whatever reason makes toothaches ten times worse.
Yeah, but unfortunately ever since I "quit" smoking, I have begun to drink heavily...I think I'll go back to smoking.
Mr. Flopnuts
11-01-2008, 01:17 PM
Yeah, but unfortunately ever since I "quit" smoking, I have begun to drink heavily...I think I'll go back to smoking.
You'd fuckin be better off. I promise you that. I dabble in drinking, but I have waaaaay too much 3rd party experience with it to get involved heavily. As long as you have a steady job and aren't looking to make a career change anytime soon, put down the bottle and pick up the bong. :bong:
Mr. Flopnuts
11-01-2008, 01:17 PM
Seriously.
'Hamas' Jenkins
11-01-2008, 01:47 PM
Buckin is quickly moving up my list of most entertaining posters.
Not too long before he rivals Baby Lee and Hamas.
Well done, Buckin'
Fuck man, I've got nothing that even approaches the galaxy of this shit.
Thanks for the advice.
Way to give in to peer pressure.
Demonpenz
11-01-2008, 02:49 PM
Can the mods please instill math problems or something before you post a new thread? If you are sober enough to do the math problems you are sober enough to realize that you shouldn't post a thread. This is probably for my sake too. Nice thread bolt fan. HOLY FUCKING SHIT
DaFace
11-01-2008, 04:11 PM
Can the mods please instill math problems or something before you post a new thread? If you are sober enough to do the math problems you are sober enough to realize that you shouldn't post a thread. This is probably for my sake too. Nice thread bolt fan. HOLY ****ING SHIT
And miss out on a thread like this? No way!
And miss out on a thread like this? No way!
seriously
Over-Head
11-01-2008, 06:00 PM
Smoke a bowl. It's a surefire hangover cure. Seriously. :thumb:
Over-Head
11-01-2008, 06:02 PM
I know where to get some, I can find it no doubt
but to spend my money for one bowl? I'd rather do without.
Buy a half, i'll be happy to help with any leftovers:D
Over-Head
11-01-2008, 06:08 PM
And miss out on a thread like this? No way!
Or this
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=3306442#post3306442
Not one of my finer monents either
Or this
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=3306442#post3306442
Not one of my finer monents either
Nice to see we have something in common.
Psyko Tek
11-01-2008, 06:15 PM
so buck
you gonna go do it again tonight?
Matt, you have officially lost your ''burst''
Over-Head
11-01-2008, 06:31 PM
Nice to see we have something in common.
I didn't go hang out at some fruit stand though
I didn't go hang out at some fruit stand though
You also still have your ''burst''
Matt, you have officially lost your ''burst''
Does this mean i am uninvited to NY then???
Does this mean i am uninvited to NY then???
No, you're still invited. I'll just have to be careful when I bend over reaching into the cooler for a beer, that's all. ;)
No, you're still invited. I'll just have to be careful when I bend over reaching into the cooler for a beer, that's all. ;)
I'll come and watch your back.
It occurs to me that I should be very thankful there was no internet when I was Buck's age. I did plenty o' dumb shit, but I never created a permanent record of my actions or shared it with thousands of people. Gotta admit though, I probably would have if I could have.
I'll come and watch your back.
You're invited anytime also. ;)
blueballs
11-01-2008, 07:42 PM
which end
gets hammered tonight
blueballs Jr
11-01-2008, 07:49 PM
which end
gets hammered tonight
Dad, I thought you said you were the original when it came to being a crack smoking fudge packer?
blueballs
11-01-2008, 07:51 PM
no he's QB of the JETS
Hammock Parties
11-01-2008, 07:54 PM
Such heathens. You're all going to hell.
FWIW, some of the shit I posted last night doesn't make sense to me....
I dont think I'm going to get drunk anymore, at least not on liquor.
Last night reminds me why it has been since April since I last drank hard liquor.
Threads like this are good for finding sigs.
Lets examine this:
fyck i im limeaving forever, untol im nes tmpst.
I think I was trying to say:
Fuck, I am leaving forever, until my next post.
blueballs
11-01-2008, 08:12 PM
describe your vomit
did it have chunks
Coach
11-01-2008, 08:12 PM
Such heathens. You're all going to hell.
Hell, Michigan? Very nice place.
describe your vomit
did it have chunks
Oooh...
It was all liquid and it was mixed with leaves, sorta looked like cilantro.
The liquid was orange in color.
I didn't eat anything yesterday, and I had a salad for lunch the previous day.
Im assuming it was lettuce I was seeing.
Hammock Parties
11-01-2008, 08:14 PM
I don't really understand people who get drunk and do dumb things. I've been drunk a few times. Never did anything especially dumb. I also retained spelling powers. I must have a sweet brain or something.
Lets examine this:
fyck i im limeaving forever, untol im nes tmpst.
I think I was trying to say:
****, I am leaving forever, until my next post.
Hey, cmon....don't ruin it.:D
blueballs
11-01-2008, 08:15 PM
they get drunk so they can screw any skank that will lay down
or they can at least roll over
I don't really understand people who get drunk and do dumb things. I've been drunk a few times. Never did anything especially dumb. I also retained spelling powers. I must have a sweet brain or something.
Drunk doesn't mean what you feel after 6 beers...
Thats called Buzzed
Another funny anecdote from last night.
I fell asleep on the La-Z-Boy when my brother was watching the Departed...
I started puking on myself and woke up and in between puking said "Bag" to my brother.
He got up and got me a plastic grocery bag to puke in.
I started puking in it, but realized there was a hole in the bottom of it, the whole way across, so I was just puking through the plastic bag onto myself.
Hammock Parties
11-01-2008, 08:18 PM
Drunk doesn't mean what you feel after 6 beers...
Thats called Buzzed
Trust me, I've been drunk. I got blitzed off my ass a couple nights in River Falls this summer but had the good sense to walk home to the hotel and just go straight to bed.
Trust me, I've been drunk. I got blitzed off my ass a couple nights in River Falls this summer but had the good sense to walk home to the hotel and just go straight to bed.
How do you know you retained your spelling powers?
Hammock Parties
11-01-2008, 08:23 PM
How do you know you retained your spelling powers?
I've drunk posted on Chiefsplanet a few times. In fact...from River Falls. There's a HILARIOUS drunk photo of myself in one of the RF threads.
I've drunk posted on Chiefsplanet a few times. In fact...from River Falls. There's a HILARIOUS drunk photo of myself in one of the RF threads.
Did you start the thread? I'll dig through em if I have to.
Going Back to January you've started like 600 Threads, wtf is wrong with you?
It wont let me go further back.
Iowanian
11-01-2008, 08:29 PM
its funny that now you think you're Ron Jeremy
http://www.maddogts.com/images/gay2.jpg
its funny that now you think you're Ron Jeremy
http://www.maddogts.com/images/gay2.jpg
Its funny that you think you know me.
My cock has nothing on Ron Jeremy.
Going Back to January you've started like 600 Threads, wtf is wrong with you?
It wont let me go further back.
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Hammock Parties
11-01-2008, 08:37 PM
Going Back to January you've started like 600 Threads, wtf is wrong with you?
It wont let me go further back.
I happen to be awesome. The thread was in July/August so it's there. I believe it's "River Falls Reports" or something.
I don't really understand people who get drunk and do dumb things. I've been drunk a few times. Never did anything especially dumb. I also retained spelling powers. I must have a sweet brain or something.
You weren't drunk enough.
Iowanian
11-01-2008, 08:52 PM
Its funny that you think you know me.
My cock has nothing on Ron Jeremy.
I'm not the one dressing like Jesse Ventura(1970's vintage), getting "call my mother crying" drunk in Gay bars, and working so hard to make the membership believe you're pimp enough to pull off a 3way.
You haven't even borrowed vulture's bicycle.
I'm not the one dressing like Jesse Ventura(1970's vintage), getting "call my mother crying" drunk in Gay bars, and working so hard to make the membership believe you're pimp enough to pull off a 3way.
You haven't even borrowed vulture's bicycle.
whats with the hate?
Oh man, that's old school keyboard of doom coming out tonight!
whats with the hate?
Because you're letting him.
Iowanian
11-01-2008, 08:58 PM
whats with the hate?
Its not hate.
Think of it more as calling things as they are. I'm the friend that will tell you things others only talk about when you leave the room.
Frankie
11-01-2008, 09:06 PM
LMAO Were you hitting on guys Buck?
If you're home now, stay there. It's for the best.
FAX
O wise Mr. FAX, this thread and Mr Flopnuts' post makes me think of a question that is a bit off topic but of utmost need of a wise resolution:
When a guy pleasures himself, is he not "hitting on a guy?"... If so, is he not gay?
I humbly pray thee to resolve this enigma for the sake of humanity.
T-post Tom
11-01-2008, 09:12 PM
Its not hate.
Think of it more as calling things as they are. I'm the friend that will tell you things others only talk about when you leave the room.
ROFL:clap:
Its not hate.
Think of it more as calling things as they are. I'm the friend that will tell you things others only talk about when you leave the room.
Well, whatever you say boss.
I'm just a chargers fan n00b invading your space anyways...I used to be used to all the hate I got...not anymore, I've tried to become friendly with any and all posters on the CP.
You make it sound like I think I'm some kind of Chiefs Planet celebrity, and I clearly don't think that. I know my place.
I was drunk, and didn't have my inhibitions about me last night, and I posted this stupid thread, you can't really blame me.
Today I had to come on and clear things up.
In no way was anything in here posted about me being better than you, or anybody else who posts here.
Like I said before I used to be a dick to some people on here, but then I realized whats the point? Its the internet. Name calling doesn't really affect anybody on the internet. I just come here because its a cool place to come when you want to laugh.
If you think I'm a douche bag, and don't like my posting style, you can go ahead and ignore me from now on, because I'm not going to change the way I do things.
Matt
El Pendejo
11-01-2008, 11:06 PM
Hey BuckinKaeding...I also live in San Diego. While I don't care about the gay bars you frequent...I was curious...what was the "straight" bar you went to...when you almost scored with two chicks? Live Wire?
Hey BuckinKaeding...I also live in San Diego. While I don't care about the gay bars you frequent...I was curious...what was the "straight" bar you went to...when you almost scored with two chicks? Live Wire?
I was on my way to the Air Conditioned Lounge...never made it.
I was on University Avenue when that happened.
'Hamas' Jenkins
11-01-2008, 11:14 PM
Buc at the bar
http://i38.tinypic.com/2wnwdhv.jpg
L.A. Chieffan
11-01-2008, 11:17 PM
Buc at the bar
http://i38.tinypic.com/2wnwdhv.jpg
HAHA that was quick
Coach
11-01-2008, 11:19 PM
Or this one.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v39/SwedeCarlson/bellwhacker.gif
El Pendejo
11-01-2008, 11:26 PM
I was on my way to the Air Conditioned Lounge...never made it.
I was on University Avenue when that happened.
It must have been Alibi, or you were so fucked up you were at another homo queer bar.
Next time you're bar hopping go to University Heights. At the corner of Park and Adams is Lancers. One of the coolest dive bars in the city. The drinks are cheap, they pour huge shots...and my friend says their sissy mixed drinks are strong too (So heads up, eh?). If you want to gay it up again...Bourbon Street is right there too.
Ok. Good luck.
It must have been Alibi, or you were so ****ed up you were at another homo queer bar.
Next time you're bar hopping go to University Heights. At the corner of Park and Adams is Lancers. One of the coolest dive bars in the city. The drinks are cheap, they pour huge shots...and my friend says their sissy mixed drinks are strong too (So heads up, eh?). If you want to gay it up again...Bourbon Street is right there too.
Ok. Good luck.
Honestly, I'll probably never go to north park again for drinks...I'll stick with wherever I live, it makes a Taxi Ride affordable...then I dont have to call my mom.
XXXshogunXXX
11-01-2008, 11:52 PM
North Park is ehh..questionable. U31 is ok, Toronados is a good bar with alot of beers. We've been going there more recently, but yeah..theres still a mix of homos in the area.
I was at downtown house of blues last night for Monster Massive.. me and some friends booked rooms at the marriott next door for the pre and after party. todays recovery day
blueballs
11-01-2008, 11:58 PM
in Buck's defense he got an email pic yesterday
of Redrum's mom in the buff on the muff
Rhonda Moss's
Rausch
11-02-2008, 01:25 AM
Honestly, I'll probably never go to north park again for drinks...I'll stick with wherever I live, it makes a Taxi Ride affordable...then I dont have to call my mom.
Are you trying to sound less gay?...
Rausch
11-02-2008, 01:28 AM
I was drunk, and didn't have my inhibitions about me last night, and I posted this stupid thread, you can't really blame me.
Matt
Yes I can, dumbass. What the hell ever convinced you to do such a stupid thing?...
Are you trying to sound less gay?...
ROFL
beach tribe
11-02-2008, 08:51 AM
Did you dress up like Lincoln for Halloween?
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ROFL:LOL:ROFL:LOL:
Buck should start a "I'm leaving the Planet forever" thread to deflect attention from his "My mom had to come pick my drunk ass up at a gay bar" thread.
Sure-Oz
11-02-2008, 09:25 AM
I think it's hilarious that your mom had to pick you up...not to pile on but you didn't have any other friends that could've grabbed you? I have multiple back up plans and no way in hell my mom would be one of them hehe
I think it's hilarious that your mom had to pick you up...not to pile on but you didn't have any other friends that could've grabbed you? I have multiple back up plans and no way in hell my mom would be one of them hehe
Fuck it, I'll just throw this out there...
I'm a Mommas Boy, there I said it.
And to everyone else, I'm not trying to sound less gay by saying I'm not going back there...I just don't like the area.
Skip Towne
11-02-2008, 09:44 AM
I got in on this thread late. Where did you go after you sucked those two guys dicks?
I got in on this thread late. Where did you go after you sucked those two guys dicks?
I came over to your house baby...
Dont you remember? I spiked your Geritol with some Vodka and things got wild.
Mr. Flopnuts
11-02-2008, 09:46 AM
Fuck it, I'll just throw this out there...
I'm a Mommas Boy, there I said it.
And to everyone else, I'm not trying to sound less gay by saying I'm not going back there...I just don't like the area.
Being real on the internet will just get you grief. Half of these fuckers aren't any different, but they'll never admit it.
KcMizzou
11-02-2008, 09:46 AM
**** it, I'll just throw this out there...
I'm a Mommas Boy, there I said it.
Me too. Nothin' wrong with that.
I had some buddies from work over, watching the TU/TTU game... and at some point.. my drunken ass broke my glasses. :shake:
No biggy though.. insurance says I'm due for new ones. And hell, I went 30 years without em, anyway. I just feel blind now.
Sure-Oz
11-02-2008, 09:46 AM
Being real on the internet will just get you grief. Half of these ****ers aren't any different, but they'll never admit it.
No, seriously most people wouldn't call their mom.
Being real on the internet will just get you grief. Half of these ****ers aren't any different, but they'll never admit it.
Like I said earlier, I dont want to act any differently on the internet than in real life....I don't get the point.
Sure-Oz
11-02-2008, 09:47 AM
**** it, I'll just throw this out there...
I'm a Mommas Boy, there I said it.
And to everyone else, I'm not trying to sound less gay by saying I'm not going back there...I just don't like the area.
Nothing's wrong with that honestly...
No, seriously most people wouldn't call their mom.
One thing I never mentioned is that she offered to pick me up before I went out, so I just took the offer.
DaFace
11-02-2008, 09:54 AM
One thing I never mentioned is that she offered to pick me up before I went out, so I just took the offer.
Heh...that's a pretty big detail in your favor. It's one thing to wake your poor mommy up in the middle of the night crying that you got too drunk and need her help. Taking her up on an offer for a ride is quite a different matter.
Sure-Oz
11-02-2008, 09:55 AM
One thing I never mentioned is that she offered to pick me up before I went out, so I just took the offer.
I see...then i guess that isn't AS bad as i thought
Mr. Flopnuts
11-02-2008, 09:57 AM
No, seriously most people wouldn't call their mom.
If so, IMO it's because most people don't have a good enough relationship with their mom to call them. I probably wouldn't call my mom, but I could, and she'd pick me up without judgment. Of course, I'm 31. :D
If so, IMO it's because most people don't have a good enough relationship with their mom to call them. I probably wouldn't call my mom, but I could, and she'd pick me up without judgment. Of course, I'm 31. :D
Good Point...If I was 31, I probably wouldn't have called...
I am 22, so maybe that works in my favor too????
KcMizzou
11-02-2008, 10:01 AM
I'm a momma's boy too, but my mom would probably chew my ass for waking her up and tell me to call a cab or something. :)
PinkFloyd
11-02-2008, 10:03 AM
I hven't read every reply on here, but is this a canidate for the Hall of Fame ??
If so; I might go back and read the whole thing...
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