What kind of bug is this?

[luv]

I walk into my bathroom the other day, and there's this bug I've never seen before on the floor. I pick it up with a piece of paper and throw it outside. A day or two later, I notice one on the wall in my office. My cat currently seems enthralled with something on the carpet in the living room.

It reminds me of a centipede, only with longer legs and long antennas. Maybe that is a centipede, and I've just never seen one fully grown or something. I don't know. I'd say they've been no more than approximately 3/4 of an in long.

[Bugeater]

Is this it?

http://blog.lib.umn.edu/whit1019/centipedes/House_centipede.jpg

[luv]

Is this it?

http://blog.lib.umn.edu/whit1019/centipedes/House_centipede.jpg

Yes. I guess it is a centipede, then.

[Bugeater]

It's a house centipede. They're attracted to moisture, it may mean there is a water leak somewhere in your building. You might want to notify your landlord about it.

[Iowanian]

Its a Silver something.

Just a minute.

[luv]

It's a house centipede. They're attracted to moisture, it may mean there is a water leak somewhere in your building. You might want to notify your landlord about it.

And of course I live on the bottom floor. I'm glad I'm moving at the end of the month.

[Bugeater]

Its a Silver something.

Just a minute.

It's not a silverfish, if that's what you're thinking.

[Bugeater]

And of course I live on the bottom floor. I'm glad I'm moving at the end of the month.
In that case, I wouldn't worry about it.

[Iowanian]

it looks like they call it a "house centipede"
http://www.upcrc.com/guides/houseid/hcentipd.htm

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.pestcontrolcanada.com/Questions/Uniden18.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.pestcontrolcanada.com/INSECTS/Centipedes.htm&h=367&w=815&sz=99&hl=en&start=9&um=1&usg=__z7xFgHfsLQBWJaEmuH58if6WIiA=&tbnid=Ef3wrfe7iCGfyM:&tbnh=65&tbnw=144&prev=/images%3Fq%3DCommon%2Bhousehold%2Bbugs%26gbv%3D2%26ndsp%3D18%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN

[Hammock Parties]

Don't go to bed without your chastity belt. It'll crawl up your cooter and lay eggs.

[Iowanian]

It's not a silverfish, if that's what you're thinking.

Thats what I was thinking of, but its not.
This is a silverfish
http://www.upcrc.com/guides/houseid/silvrfsh.htm

[DeezNutz]

Don't go to bed without your chastity belt. It'll crawl up your cooter and lay eggs.

Have you seen Alien, luv?

[DeezNutz]

Thats what I was thinking of, but its not.
This is a silverfish
http://www.upcrc.com/guides/houseid/silvrfsh.htm

I was thinking of a pink snapper. It might be that...

[Psyko Tek]

DEAD

[Bearcat]

I walk into my bathroom the other day, and there's this bug I've never seen before on the floor. I pick it up with a piece of paper and throw it outside. A day or two later, I notice one on the wall in my office.

One day a guy gets a knock on his door... he opens his front door, looks outside and sees a snail on the welcome mat. He picks it up and throws it as far as he can. Two years later the same man answers another knock on his front door and once again sees a snail on his welcome mat, and the snail asks "WTF was that all about?".

[Mr Luzcious]

It's not a silverfish, if that's what you're thinking.

I hate those things, though.

[Fairplay]

Crabs, go see your doctor.

[luv]

Thats what I was thinking of, but its not.
This is a silverfish
http://www.upcrc.com/guides/houseid/silvrfsh.htm

Yeah, it's definitely the house centipede.

[evolve27]

It reminds me of a centipede, only with longer legs and long antennas. Maybe that is a centipede, and I've just never seen one fully grown or something. I don't know. I'd say they've been no more than approximately 3/4 of an in long.

You're perverted.

[Saulbadguy]

Crabs, go see your doctor.

ROFL

[TinyEvel]

Pshaw....

Check out this insect (arachnid) that was in our bathroom in Mexico. My wife shrieked the loudest I've ever heard hear scream (okay, the SECOND loudest ever!) and I went in there and this thing moved so fast I could barely track it. Got the spray and that was the end of it.

Turns out it's called a whipspider or tailless scorpion. NOT poisoness.

[TinyEvel]

check out the bigness (of my biceps LOL) [/douche]

[Bugeater]

ROFL @ the Atari t-shirt.

[irishjayhawk]

ROFL @ the Atari t-shirt.

I wouldn't be laughing. You're supposed to be eating.

[Bugeater]

I wouldn't be laughing. You're supposed to be eating.

That thing is almost big enough to throw on the barbie.

[TinyEvel]

ROFL @ the Atari t-shirt.

WTF? Atari was rad!

[Bugeater]

WTF? Atari was rad!

Yeah, in 1980.

[TinyEvel]

Yeah, in 1980.

Yeah, and Oakley Blades just a few years later.









ZING! B!TCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bugeater]

Yeah, and Oakley Blades just a few years later.









ZING! B!TCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:spock: I haven't owned a pair of Oakleys since the 80's.

[TinyEvel]

:spock: I haven't owned a pair of Oakleys since the 80's.

Okay, so you have FAKE Oakley blades. Seen them at Bash 07 and 08.

NTTAWWT

[Bugeater]

Okay, so you have FAKE Oakley blades. Seen them at Bash 07 and 08.

NTTAWWT
Heh, those are actually OSHA approved safety shades. Gotta protect my eyes from stray bottle rockets.

[TinyEvel]

Heh, those are actually OSHA approved safety shades. Gotta protect my eyes from stray bottle rockets.

ROFL rep

[tooge]

That is called Herpes. It is a nasty little bug to. Sorry, you cant ever get rid of it.

[Coach]

Heh, those are actually OSHA approved safety shades. Gotta protect my eyes from stray bottle rockets.

Are those the ones with the alien eyes oval shaped safety shades?