Does anyone have any questions before...

[Simply Red]

I go to bed?

*surveying planet w/ index finger.*

[Simply Red]

good deal.

[007]

What is the price of tea in China?

[Simply Red]

.

[Simply Red]

the market is tainted with poison.

[BWillie]

What is the meaning of life?

[Mr Luzcious]

What is the best question I could ask?

[BWillie]

How do you get rid of Chlamydia?

[Mr Luzcious]

What part of "no win" don't you understand?

[Mr Luzcious]

I think he just wanted to post that chart.

[ClevelandBronco]

How do you get rid of Chlamydia?

Avoid eating Chlams.

[RustShack]

Why is shit usually Brown?

[ClevelandBronco]

Why is shit usually Brown?

I believe it's because that's how your body rids itself of dead red blood cells.

[L.A. Chieffan]

How much do i tip my stylist? Should i tip the owner of the salon?

[ClevelandBronco]

How much do i tip my stylist? Should i tip the owner of the salon?

Stylist?

[L.A. Chieffan]

Stylist?

Now, Cleveland, you've got to wear clothes in proportion to your physique. There are definite dos and don'ts, good buddy of wearing a bold striped shirt. A bold striped shirt calls for solid colored or discreetly patterned suits and ties.

[ClevelandBronco]

Now, Cleveland, you've got to wear clothes in proportion to your physique. There are definite dos and don'ts, good buddy of wearing a bold striped shirt. A bold striped shirt calls for solid colored or discreetly patterned suits and ties.

You get to be the new answer man.

[ziggysocki]

It appears SR was just interested in the question, and not in doling out answers. Either that or he just knows about tea more than chlamydia.

[stumppy]

It appears SR was just interested in the question, and not in doling out answers. Either that or he just knows about tea more than chlamydia.

I never really considered Sr to be an answer man. He's always seemed more like a 'bounce something off of him and see if it sticks to another poster' kinda guy.

[ChiefJustice]

Why the Mange?

[Skip Towne]

I believe it's because that's how your body rids itself of dead red blood cells.

Then shit should be red.

[crazycoffey]

I believe it's because that's how your body rids itself of dead red blood cells.


then how do you explain green poo?

[Simply Red]

Why the Mange?

I've always gone there, from time-to-time, since I have joined.

[Simply Red]

How much do i tip my stylist? Should i tip the owner of the salon?

Yes, always tip the stylist 15%. Listen, L.A. Chieffan, I've gotta go, T. Boone Pickens just walked in. [laughs] Just joking. No, don't tip the owner of the salon. Okay L.A. Chieffan? Right? Got it.

[ChiefJustice]

I've always gone there, from time-to-time, since I have joined.

More specifically,If you were done with CP...why would you seek refuge on an opponent message board?

Why not quit the intraweb altogether?

[Simply Red]

More specifically,If you were done with CP...why would you seek refuge on an opponent message board?

Why not quit the intraweb altogether?

I missed chatting, I also was posting at Audi Forum. I have a few friends over there. I'm a child of divorce, give me a break.

[MOhillbilly]

how do i get all the bits of flesh outta my chainsaw?

[ziggysocki]

then how do you explain green poo?

That's easy: Large quantities of Gatorade or Fruit Loops. :D

[RJ]

how do i get all the bits of flesh outta my chainsaw?


Try some WD-40. I think you'll be pleasantly surprised at the results.

Also, for tough blood stains, use acetone and a clean, white cloth.

[Simply Red]

What is the best question I could ask?

`When are you going to break out of this slump?`

[ChiefJustice]

"where my bitches at?"

[JuicesFlowing]

Why are there so many different brands of bottled water?

[Simply Red]

"where my bitches at?"

here, there, everywhere. Your bitchez are E-V-E-R-YWHERE!

[Simply Red]

Why are there so many different brands of bottled water?

It's America.

[Simply Red]

TIA

[L.A. Chieffan]

yeah sr, uhh, is that ivana trump?

[BWillie]

Where is the best place to bury Guatemalan hookers?

[Simply Red]

hmm, L.A. Chieffan, Yes, no, I'm not sure, hhh, I-don't-think-so.

[L.A. Chieffan]

is the commercial with polamalu and lt the best football commercial ever made?

[Simply Red]

Where is the best place to bury Guatemalan hookers?.

[Simply Red]

is the commercial with polamalu and lt the best football commercial ever made?

hmm, L.A. Chieffan, Yes, no, I'm not sure, hhh, I-don't-think-so.

[Simply Red]

Is that it? I'm about to fold up the ThinkPad.

[JuicesFlowing]

Seen any good movies lately? That's all i got.

[Simply Red]

Seen any good movies lately? That's all i got.

I liked both The Strangers and The Happening, I think it's easy for sources like Rotten Tomatoes to bash a common horror-flick. I felt both were excellent rainy-day flicks and fair movies.

I thought `Deception` was cheesy good, plus hot chicks.

But no, not anything that blew me away. Last good movie I saw was Babel and I thought it was great.

[BWillie]

I liked both The Strangers and The Happening, I think it's easy for sources like Rotten Tomatoes to bash a common horror-flick. I felt both were excellent rainy-day flicks and fair movies.

I thought `Deception` was cheesy good, plus hot chicks.

But no, not anything that blew me away. Last good movie I saw was Babel and I thought it was great.

M Night Shamalwhatever hasn't made a good movie since the Sixth Sense. O ya, that was his only good movie.

[Simply Red]

M Night Shamalwhatever hasn't made a good movie since the Sixth Sense. O ya, that was his only good movie.

okay. All aboard. The critic-train.

[Simply Red]

Thanks in advance.

-SR