BREAKING NEWS: Assassination attempt on Chiefsplanet President Ultra Peanut

[Hammock Parties]

According to my deep throat source, a covert operation by an undercover Chiefsplanet agent was carried out late last night. Our newly elected Chiefsplanet President, Ultra Peanut, had an attempt made on his life.

The source appears accurate, as proven by President Peanut's profile alteration, seen here: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/member.php?u=699

We also are getting news that a certain senator may have been involved in the plot to take the President's life. Obviously this has serious ramifications for the future of the Chiefsplanet bureaucracy.

We're not yet sure if the President is dead. We hear Vice President Zach collected brain and skull fragments at the scene of the assassination attempt. We are waiting for a statement from the VP. Stay tuned.

[Ultra Peanut]

I don't understand the question, and I refuse to answer it.

[Rain Man]

I swear I saw a flash over there on the grassy thread.

[Iowanian]

All hail the queen?

[Frankie]

According to my deep throat source, ....
How apt!
:p

[Basileus777]

Big Daddy has his revenge.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

I hope like hell its true!!!!!!!!

[ChiefJustice]

Go back to digging up old threads,Goatse.

I liked you better when I hated you.

[Ultra Peanut]

I hope like hell its true!!!!!!!!sup

[Simply Red]

Okay, wait, what happened?

[Ultra Peanut]

Okay, wait, what happened?I been hit with a few shells but I don't walk with a limp.

[RJ]

I swear I saw a flash over there on the grassy thread.


The magic bullet enters the President's back, headed downward at an angle of 17 degrees.......

[teedubya]

The magic bullet enters the President's back, headed downward at an angle of 17 degrees.......

and shot off his evil penis!!

[Hammock Parties]

UPDATE:

We are getting word that the President is in stable condition. An attempt was made on its life, but it was merely a glancing blow. The President is under observation as it recovers.

Unfortunately, the whereabouts of the attempted assassin are unknown, and we have no leads. The senator in question has declined comment at this time.

It appears the President will be in danger for some time.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

UPDATE:

We are getting word that the President is in stable condition. An attempt was made on its life, but it was merely a glancing blow. The President is under observation as it recovers.

Unfortunately, the whereabouts of the attempted assassin are unknown, and we have no leads. The senator in question has declined comment at this time.

It appears the President will be in danger for some time.


ROFL

[RustShack]

Its OK, its just a flew wound. Get over it!

[alanm]

UPDATE:

We are getting word that the President is in stable condition. An attempt was made on its life, but it was merely a glancing blow. The President is under observation as it recovers.

Unfortunately, the whereabouts of the attempted assassin are unknown, and we have no leads. The senator in question has declined comment at this time.

It appears the President will be in danger for some time.
Remember kids, always use C-4 with an anti personnel ingredient.
Less headaches, no fuss.

[Donger]

Any word from the First Lady?

[Buck]

Okay, damnit...

Isn't UP a woman?

[btlook1]

Okay, damnit...

Isn't UP a woman?


?? What a UP a woman? No way women don't talk shit that good!

[mikeyis4dcats.]

Okay, damnit...

Isn't UP a woman?

Yes. No.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Okay, damnit...

Isn't UP a woman?


No. It's an IT.