When I met you last night, baybaaaay

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Before you opened up your gap
I had a respect. For ya ladaaaaay
But now I take it all back
Cause you gave me all your pus-aaaaaaaay
And you even licked my balls

So leave your number by the cab-in-ehhhht
And I promise, baby, I'll give you a call
Next time I'm feelin, kinda hor-naaaaaaay
You can come on over, and I'll break you off
And, if, you can't, fuck, that day, ba-aaaaaaaay
Just lay back, and open your mouth

Because Iiiiiiiiiiiiii have nev-eeeeeeer
Met a girl
Th-aaat I lo-uh-uh-uh-ved
In the whole, wide, wooooorld

[Hammock Parties]

The humpty dance is your chance to do the hump
Come on
and do the humpty hump

[luv]

:spock:

[Donger]

Beethoven?

[Buck]

Just like I thought
They were in the same spot
In need of some desperate help
The Nate Dogg and the G-child
Were in need of something else
One of them dames was sexy as hell
I said "Oh I like your size."
She said "My car's broke down
And you seem real nice, would ya let me ride?"
I got a car full of girls and it's going real swell
The next stop is the Eastside Motel

[luv]

The humpty dance is your chance to do the hump
Come on
and do the humpty hump

They say, yo Humpty, you're really funny lookin'. That's alright cuz I get things cookin'. You stare, you glare, you constantly try to compare me, but you can't get near me....

[QuikSsurfer]

Just like I thought
They were in the same spot
In need of some desperate help
The Nate Dogg and the G-child
Were in need of something else
One of them dames was sexy as hell
I said "Oh I like your size."
She said "My car's broke down
And you seem real nice, would ya let me ride?"
I got a car full of girls and it's going real swell
The next stop is the Eastside Motel

niceeeeeee

[Hammock Parties]

Like a virgin
Claythan'd for the very first time
Like a viiiiiiiiiiiiirgiiiiiiiiiiiin
Sexual congress
On my mind

[Katipan]

You got the pretty set of pussy lips I've never seen
If I want to eat you, I can eat you cause your pussy clean
I thought it was all hair, that pussy sat up in those jeans
But now I got you naked I can see how that pussy hang
I better snap out this shit, or I'ma do the wrong thang
I wanna fuck you raw that pussy like is everything
Now all I wanna know, that pussy get real wet
You got a soaker I got to run my tongue cross your chest
Or I can rub on your clit and just play with ya neck
And let me slide my finger in that pussy just to check
Ain't bout who spendin the most money, its bout who fuck the best
I'm a high bitch who a freak baby when it comes to sex

Ms. pretty pussy ( pretty pussy)
She can get it hot and gushy (hot and gushy)
Ms. pretty pussy (pretty pussy)
I like the way you twerk it for me, Ohh [x2]

Nice pink, pussy same color as cotton candy
That pussy smell like water, ain't no smell in it
A clean muhfuka she run to the shower when we finish
Little mama got a snapper, pussy be bite'n while I'm in it
A tight pussy, seems like she ain't been fucked in a minute
I like to look at it while we fuckin I can see those lips grippin
Seems like that pussy get wetter, when them toes to the celing
And while she steady moanin, shit I'm steady diggin
And fuck her ever long, I can see that pussy from that position
that pussy so good I wish I was able to take this pussy with me
Just let me lay my head on this pussy for a minute
You got the pretty little best I'd done got period

[StcChief]

Beethoven?
we could only hope..... so BS cRap.

[Bugeater]

You got your bitches with
the silicone injections
Crystal meth and yeast infections
Bleached blond hair, collagen lip projections
Who are you to criticize my intentions
Got your subtle manipulative devices
Just like you I got my vices
I got a thought that would be nice
I'd like to crush your head tight in my vice
Pain!!

[Donger]

Are those really lyrics to a song?

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Just like I thought
They were in the same spot
In need of some desperate help
The Nate Dogg and the G-child
Were in need of something else
One of them dames was sexy as hell
I said "Oh I like your size."
She said "My car's broke down
And you seem real nice, would ya let me ride?"
I got a car full of girls and it's going real swell
The next stop is the Eastside Motel

OVULATERS!!!!! MOUNT UP!!!!!

[88TG88]

Before you opened up your gap
I had a respect. For ya ladaaaaay
But now I take it all back
Cause you gave me all your pus-aaaaaaaay
And you even licked my balls

So leave your number by the cab-in-ehhhht
And I promise, baby, I'll give you a call
Next time I'm feelin, kinda hor-naaaaaaay
You can come on over, and I'll break you off
And, if, you can't, ****, that ba-aaaaaaaay
Just lay back, and open your mouth

Because Iiiiiiiiiiiiii have nev-eeeeeeer
Met a girl
Th-aaat I lo-uh-uh-uh-ved
In the whole, wide, wooooorld
Just get on your knees and then start jugglin

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Are those really lyrics to a song?

Yep.

[Katipan]

Are those really lyrics to a song?

Truly has a beautiful melody

[Donger]

Truly has a beautiful melody

I hope so.

[Buck]

I heard Nate Dogg has had a couple of Strokes over the last year or so, I wonder if he is done performing...

[Katipan]

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[notorious]

The girlies was too skinny from smokin' all them drugs--
Cause the rock man got 'em and their butts just dropped--
The freaks looked depressed 'cause the Benz won't stop--
At 23rd and Union the driver broke left--
Kevin shouted Broadway it's time to get def--
My girl blew me a kiss, she said I was the best--
She's lookin' mighty freaky in her black silk dress--
The closer that we get, the crazier that I feel--
The posse's on Broadway it's time to get ill--

When I was younger I thought that this was a dirty song LOL. Then I heard Easy E and 2Live Crew. Mind Blowing.

[ziggysocki]

When I was younger I thought that this was a dirty song LOL. Then I heard Easy E and 2Live Crew. Mind Blowing.

Speaking of Eazy-E:

You don't have to front on me dear, [don't front me..]
So why don't you just give that pussy here, [hehehe ahah]
If you'd be good to me, [yeah yeah]
ohh I'll be good to you, [ahahha]
and we'll both ride home in my automobile... [fuckin' head in this car]

All that I want is a little puss' [that's all he wants]
All that I want is just a little head [ahaha just a little bit]
If you'd be good to me, [good]
ohh I'll be good to you, [ah]
and we'll both ride home in my automobile...

You don't have to front on me bitch, [don't front on me muthafuckin' bitch]
Don't be afraid, it's only a dick [ahaha it's only a dick .. ]
Give up the pussy soon, [yeah soon]
All I want is a little womb, [little]
oh get your groopy ass out my hotel room [ahhhhhhhuuu]
oh get your groopy ass out my hotel room [get out get out...]

All I want is the pussy [ha!]
All I want is the pussy [pussy]
All I want is the pussy [godamn right!]
All I want is the pussy [pussy pussy pussy pussy..]
If you'd be good to me, [yeah, ho']
ohh I'll be good to you,
and we'll both ride home in my automobile [kick some more shit]
we'll both ride home in my automobile... [ah yeah]

[Thig Lyfe]

we could only hope..... so BS cRap.

LOL HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED THAT RAP RHYMES WITH CRAP LOL SOOOOOOOO TRUE

DISMISSING AN ENTIRE GENRE OF MUSIC AS BEING WITHOUT MERIT IS TOTALLY FUN

[ziggysocki]

LOL HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED THAT RAP RHYMES WITH CRAP LOL SOOOOOOOO TRUE

DISMISSING AN ENTIRE GENRE OF MUSIC AS BEING WITHOUT MERIT IS TOTALLY FUN

Does it even fall in the category of music, much less as it's own genre. Can't stand the stuff... cept for the original Snoop Dogg album... I don't know why but I liked that one.

[Thig Lyfe]

Does it even fall in the category of music

:spock:

[KCheavy]

Bhudda Lova-aaaaas....
Gotta Learn to smoke da bhudda-aaaaa
Hydro-ooooh, Me jus can't letta me high go-oooo
Me smokin up on that hydro-oohooh
I'm so glad you showed meee krazie layzie (wish,flesh)
Refer really makes me happy

[ziggysocki]

:spock:

Yeah after looking at your response and reading my post I sounded like a dickbag. Rap's not for me, but I shouldn't apply my tastes to the rest of the world. My apologies. :(

[Katipan]

Yeah after looking at your response and reading my post I sounded like a dickbag. Rap's not for me, but I shouldn't apply my tastes to the rest of the world. My apologies. :(

Oh pick your damn balls back up and quit back peddaling.

[ziggysocki]

Oh pick your damn balls back up and quit back peddaling.

Being sensitive to the feelings of others is much harder than being a dick all the time. You should try it.

[Katipan]

Being sensitive to the feelings of others is much harder than being a dick all the time. You should try it.

Bull shit. Kid gets run over by a car, I'll feel bad. Someone giving you an ambiguous eyebrow raise because you made a retarded post?...

Maybe you should borrow mine.

[Thig Lyfe]

Yeah after looking at your response and reading my post I sounded like a dickbag. Rap's not for me, but I shouldn't apply my tastes to the rest of the world. My apologies. :(

It's all good. :thumb:

It's fine for people to prefer not to listen to rap (or country, or metal, or any genre of music). But dismissing it as worthless or "not music" is just silly.

[NewChief]

NSFW:

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These are the tales the freaky tales...
The tales that I tell so well...

I met this girl her name was Joan
She loved the way I rocked the microphone
When I met Joan I took her home
She was just like a doggy all on my bone
I met another girl her name was Ann
All she wanted was to freak with a man
When I met Ann I soked her pans
We ended up freakin' by garbage can
The next young freak I met was Red
I took her to the house and she gave me head
She likes to freak was all she said
We jumped in the sheets and we broke my bed
There's another girl, her name is Mary
Talked about sex and the girl acted scary
I heard she was freakin' for my homeboy Jerry
Took her to the house and I popped that cherry
Young and tender, sweet Denise
Get her in the bed and the girl's a beast
I tell you, homeboy, If you get a piece
She only talks about signin' a lease
I met this tender, her name was Lori
And a X-rated movie wouldn't tell her story
She had a twinsister, her name was Lisa
And just like Lori, she's a real dick pleaser
My girlfriend's name was Michelle, I freaked her well
Her pussy got hotter than flames in hell
I geed this girl, her name was Tammy
I didn't wanna do it cause the bitch was flammy
She had a best friend, her name was Jane
I pulled to the side and I spitted that game
I met a lot of freaks in my lifespine
Freaked one night with a girl named Pam
The very next day I saw her with her man
One week passed and I was in her again
I had an old tender, her name was Janie
She was thirty-two and I was only eighteen
She likes to freak, she's just a fiend
It really didn't matter when I saw her in jeans
I wanna big freak, fat and slobby
I kick on back and I watch her mouth
Two tons of fun, big mama jama
A country-girl from Alabama
I met this girl, her name was Betty
Her pussy got wet and it smelled like death
I was tired as hell, I was drippin' sweat
But I was all up in her tryin' to hold my breath
Bake and shake us, I met this freak in Vegas
She said her name was Donna
She was a pitty little freak from China
I said I don't pimp or gigolo
I'm havin' so much money that I don't need a hoe
You can break yourself but you can't break me
You never met a player like $hort, baby
I knew a dick sucker named Betty-Jo
Took her to my home and we did it on the floor
The girl got freaky and I tell you more:
She was down on her knees beggin' to blow
She's like another freak named Ren'
You get her alone and she'll make your day
Like Burger King, she knows the play
But a freak like Ren', you can have it your way...

These are the tales, the freaky tales...
These are the tales that I tell so well...

I met this girl, thick as hell
Only sixteen, said her name was Linell
I took her to my house, I could not wait
Her shit was much tighter than Central Safe
Let me tell you this since we talkin' young
I met another girl, said her name was Yvonne
Always talkin' about havin' fun
Once again in the bed I got it goin' on
I'm Sir Too $hort, couldn't be no punk
I try to get funky like female funk
So when you see me comin' or see me goin'
I keep my money, let the hoes keep throwin'
I once met a tender, she did it for free
On the Foothill bust number forty-three
All the way on the back she was workin' me
Had my big beatbox and I was jammin' the beat
I met this freak named aunt Winell
Macked on the baby like an ice-cold vet
Everythin' she had is what I get
Cause I'm Too $hort, baby, I don't play that shit
I met another freak, her name was Rita
Baby thought that $hort just might eat her
I told her like this, she can suck my peter
Or even go home cause I knew I didn't need her
Scratched her name off my telephone book
Never again I took a second look
Cause the next young freak, her name was Sharon
She kept lookin', well, I kept stairin'
Her booty was stuffed in the jeans she was wearin'
She never left, she cutted out
I know you all know what I'm talkin' about
There's a freak named Shane, such a sinner
She smokes that pipe and she's gettin' thinner
Shane is cool but her mind is gone
One fat rock and it's goin' on
She had another buddy, came by my place
Thick ass bitch, said her name was Grace
She walked in the door wearin' a lace
You shoulda seen that look that was on my face
She's like this tender named Belinda
Homeboys call her Belinda the Blender
She gave head like she made it up
She was twenty years old with a big round butt
Had a girl slick like olive oil
Her father was rich and the girl was spoiled
When she got mad he blood would boil
But I rapped her off like I'm lookin' a toy...

These are the tales, the freaky tales...
The tales that I tell so well...

Shockedy life, Friday night, it's goin' on Too $hort
Three weeks ago I met this freak
She followed me around like Mary's sheep
I hitted around the corner and when she came
I grabbed her by the arm and I asked her name
She said it was Nina and her man's in Santa Rita
I took her to my home and homeboy, I geed her
Set her on the way the very next way
Playboy $hort was ready to play
I bumped to this girl, her name was Roseanne
We hitted the motel and got it goin' on
Holiday Inn to the break of dawn
When I took baby home, I freaked her mom
I knew this tender named Shanie
I took her to the house and let her freak on me
Baby was a fan, she loved my beat
But I wouldn't raise my leg to let her kiss my feet
I met this freak named Yolanda
Rolled baby doll like a brand new Honda
I was on top and she was up under
The bed hitted the wall and it sounded like thunder
I once had a datewith girl named Kitty
She was so fine with big fat tiddies
All night long she was actin' shitty
So i macked on baby like I was Frank Nitti
There's another girl, her name is Rose
I use to roll baby like brand new Volvos
I never saw Rose wearin' clothes
She's a pimp house pet, ready to pose
I was ridin' down the street when I met Janet
Her booty was bigger than the whole damn planet
Ass everywhere, I just can't stand it
Tried to poem it but I could not manage
I had this freak, her name was Bunny
Said I was the only man who ever called her honey
Everythin' I did to her was funny
I macked on bunny and I took her money
Eight tonight a date with Shirlie
She was really short and her hair was curly
If you saw baby you liked this girlie
She was so fine I went to get her early
Shirlie was freakin' like a girl named Rachel
Her bite was vicious and it sure was fatal
She liked to kiss all on my neval
Those are her lips on top of my label
I knew another freak, her name was Candy
Real big lips and they came in handy
I smooth got worked and it was so dandy
I hooked the brood up with my homeboy Randy
He did me a favor in return
Gave me a lizard, said her name was Laverne
Baby got tossed and I got it on
I grabbed the mic and started to sing my song
My young homeboy heard me rap
And said he had way more freaks than that
So I told him like this: they might be freakin'
But, boy, you never had that T-P-Treatment

[NewChief]

Because every great song needs a sequel or three (goes without saying, NSFW):

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Chorus:
These are the tales, the freaky tales
These are the tales that I tell so well
For fifteen years Ive been a real player
So if you wanna have sex say hell yeah

Verse 1: too $hort
I met this girl in atlanta
She let a ****a **** but I still cant stand her
The pussy wasnt good I said whats up bitch?
Im tired of ****in can you suck dick?
She said no, but she had another friend
So I switched like a real pimp
Laying on my back with my dick in her mouth
I said beyotch!! what you talkin bout?
She mumbled something, I dont know what she said
Smoking on a joint gettin some bomb-ass head
Bitch said her name was theresa
All on my dick like cheese on pizza
In the a-t-l where the grass is greener
I ****ed nina, melina, sabrina and tina
When I first moved out there, I met holly
Five-foot one with a bad ass body
Freaky little bitch she was a gemini
She used to stand up and say shoot it in my eye!
I met another girl went to spellman college
Every day after school I aquired the knowledge
I took her to my house so I could get some
I ****ed her real good and made the bitch cum
She was hella limber, said her name was amber
She wouldnt stop screaming, thats all I remember
I had another freak, her name was wendy
When I first met the bitch she said please dont pimp me!
I did it anyway
Im coming straight from oakland, c-a
Aint no other way, like my girl shante
She lives in atlanta, but she comes from the bay
Let me hit that hometown pussy on the strimp
Look out for a ****a, treat me like a pimp
You know I cant forget about the strippers
Cinderella with the glass slipper
Top down in the benz aint spendin no ends
Fat bag of indo, bring all your friends
Its like lotto, you get a quick pick
Bitches said they heard I had a big dick
So I showed it to em, only took one second
Dick rock hard, bitches gettin nekked

Chorus:
These are the tales, the freaky tales
These are the tales that I tell so well
For fifteen years Ive been a real player
So if you wanna have sex say hell yeah

Verse 2: too $hort
I know another bitch, her name is terri
I lied to the bitch its about time I get married
I couldnt see me pimpin her
So I ****ed her next door neighbor, jennifer
She had two roommates, cindy and amy
Terri caught me creepin and said ****a dont play me!
But them hoes liked to freak
I used to send em new ****as every other week
I never would tell you all the hoes I ****ed
These are the tales, some of this shit I made up
I change the name so I can rhyme and shit
So if its you, you know the time bitch!
I spent the night with monique in between the sheets
It was her, her girlfriend april and me
I do it on the regular, two at a time
Call it what you want I be a fool wit mine
Like them texas ****as, I never would change
Like my ****as up in cleveland spit the good game
These hoes recognize when I come in the door
I aint trickin bitch, so what you want me for?
Like natalie, swearin up and down I had to be the one
Bitch lets have some fun
I ****ed her, you thought I didnt
Short dogs in the house and I keep on pimpin
So then I ****ed the twins, sharon and karen
Went straight for the panties, but they wasnt wearin em
Dont ask me who I ****ed first, it aint my fault
In the end, I still got the same results

Chorus:
These are the tales, the freaky tales
These are the tales that I tell so well
For fifteen years Ive been a real player
So if you wanna have sex say hell yeah

Verse 3: too $hort
Hell yeah, I never would forget charlene
We was layin real close like two sardines
Talkin, laughin, kissin and shit
Next thing I know she started kissin my dick
You know the rest, before she left I paged mia
I told her I got a new freak over here
She rushed over, I left and when I came back
Them hoes was lickin cats
They call me short when Im pimpin, dog when Im mackin
Gotta get the money, thats all thats happenin
She wants to be my love slave, I need some bug spray
To keep these hoes away
I never would tell you all the hoes I ****ed
These are the tales, some of this shit I made up
I change the name so I can rhyme and shit
So if its you, you know the time bitch!

These are the tales, the freaky tales
These are the tales that I tell so well
For fifteen years Ive been a real player
So if you wanna get ****ed say hell yeah (hell yeah)
Beyotch!
And it dont stop
Old school short dog
Still spittin it
Still gettin it
Gettin that money
Eastside baby, oakland
You aint knowin?
Beyotch!

[beach tribe]

Hey fat girl
yeah I called you fat
look at me I'm skinny
never stop me from gettin busy
I'm a freak.

[chasedude]

I'm all jacked up
I want you here
In my room I want you dear

And now it's time to bury my face
Between your legs
With my tongue in that special place

Now I'm gonna be your God
Now I'm gonna be your God
I'm gonna be your God

Now I'm ready to close my eyes
To feel that warm deep throat action
Now I'm ready to make you cum
And fuck like dogs all night long

Now I'm gonna be your God
Now I'm gonna be your God
I'm gonna be your fucking God

I'm all jacked up
I want you here
In my room
I want you dear

Now I'm ready to make you cum
And fuck like dogs all night long

I'm gonna be your God
I'm gonna be your God
I'm gonna be your fucking God

[KcMizzou]

Bull shit. Kid gets run over by a car, I'll feel bad. Someone giving you an ambiguous eyebrow raise because you made a retarded post?...

Maybe you should borrow mine.RAWR.

[Nubian Nut]

Well, if Kurupt gave a **** about a bitch I'd always be broke
I'd never have no mother****in indo to smoke
I gets loced and looney, bitch you can't Do Me
Do we like BBD, you hoochie groupie?
I have no love for hoes
That's somethin I learned in the pound
so how the **** am I supposed
to pay this hoe, just to lay this hoe
I know the pussy's mine, I'ma **** a couple more times
And then I'm through with it, there's nothing else to do with it
Pass it to the homie, now you hit it
Cause she ain't nuthin but a bitch to me
And y'all know, that bitches ain't shit to me
i gives a ****, why don't y'all pay attention
Approach it with a different proposition, I'm Kurupt
Hoe you'll never be my only one, trick ass beeeitch!

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Well they say that birds do it, bees do it. [do it]
Time to freak, Money B gets to it,
Not a heavyweight, but I go twelve rounds,
With a jab and a stick, I'm goin' lick for lick, so
Give me the helmet, I'll be the stunt man.
Just relax, and I won't front.
Like Anita, I'm givin' you the best that I've got,
And I'll be takin' it slow, never missin' a spot
Yes, caressing your back we're chest to chest
she's kissing on my freckles.
I nibbled around your ears before I suck upon your neck.
'Oh Money B,' yeah, that's what you'll be screamin' and creamin'
But it's not a wet dream, it's the real
The freaky dog, dark nasty, never lettin' a kitty-cat get past me,
Without picking it up, pettin' it, teasin' it,
Takin' it on home and pleasin' it

Cause we're the freaks of the industry,
You's a freak Money B. You got that Shock G
The freaks of the industry,
And when you see us back stage, be prepared to G.

Say you're G'in' [G'in'?]
Nobody else is seein'
And the freak that you're wit' is in front of you,
Bendin' over naked, and she's leanin' on the dresser [Ooh yeah]
You're lookin' at her from the rear [Yeah]
She looks just like Vanessa [The right stuff]
Uh uh, not Vanessa with the singer career,
But the X-rated video queen,
Know what I mean? [Uh huh] A'ight, here's the scene:
You're lying on you're back with your head on the edge of the bed,
The booty's two feet from your head:
Should you: A, take the time to find a condom,
B, you walk right over and you pound 'em,
C, tell her that you want her love,
Well the answer is D, [D] , all of the above.
So you're freakin' [freakin'] , the
furniture's squeakin' [squeakin']
She's tweakin', sayin' that she's weak in the knees.
Cheek to cheek, and pound for pound,
You're taxin' it and waxin' it and workin' it around,
'Til the booty starts makin' that clappin' sound,
Which is cool, but your friends are chillin' in the other room.
The clappin's getting louder, you don't want them to clown you,
In this situation, what do you do: [What?]
A, you, plain and simply, back up off her
B, you hit it just a little bit softer,
C, you take it out and put it in het butt,
Well, D is what I do, so, yo, listen up:
I put a towel on the floor by the two inch gap under the door
Now they can't see me any more.
Check the locks so they can't clock, but they can listen.
There'll be no bargin' in and there'll be no dissin' [Dissin']
Gettin' back to my mission, break out the
whipped cream and the cherries,
Then I go through all the fly positions:
My head under her leg under my arm under her toe.
She says, 'I like it when you scream, baby let yourself go.'
I hit it and split it, lick it and quit it.
After the ride, put my clothes on and walk outside,
And before anybody gets a chance to speak,
I say, 'Yo, don't say nuttin', I guess I'm just a freak!'

[Buck]

NSFW Language

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[Hammock Parties]

Stroke'a my, lick'a my, SUCK'A MY COCK!
It's the first time for you, so here's what you do,
Unzip me, and strip me, and show me you care,
Don't go rippin' out my pubic hair.

Reach for my, grab for my, PULL OUT MY COCK!
You can do it with ease, just get on your knees.
Start licking and slurping, my dick will get firm,
Soon you'll be tasting speeeeeeerm.

Do it right now, and don't bite now,
Drag your tongue ACROSS MY MEAT!
If you give me head, there's no need to spread,
By now you should know a blowjob can't be beat!

Faster now, deeper now, into your throat,
The secret is not to chooooooke!

Take my shaft by its base,
STUFF THE WHOLE THING IN YA FACE!
That's how you suck on my cooooooooock!

You make my diiiiiiiiiick swell, as I moan and yell,
Heed the warning when I scream,
Although your throat is sore,
you'll have to open more,
To gasp your last breath before I SHOOT MY CREAM!

Slurp it up, lick it up, don't ever stop,
swallow every last drooooooooop!

Now that you eat my meat,
I'll never have to beat my meat,

Thanks for strokin' my,
Thanks for lickin' my,
Thanks for SUCKIN' MY COOOOOOOOOOOOOCK!

[booger]

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[booger]

another redneck ditty.......
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[booger]

For Claythan
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[luv]

NSFW

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[booger]

PG 13
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[booger]

NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW


You takin notes Claythan?

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[Mr. Flopnuts]

PG

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