Things "everyone" has done... but you haven't

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Do we all have these? Things that are or were so "popular" that you just assume "everyone" has done or seen or heard them.

I for instance have never watched any of the Star Wars movies. That always blows people away if it comes up and is usually good for a head shake or two. Thing is... I just don't care. I'm not a fan of the genre so I don't bother.

Also... while I've seen several Super Bowls I haven't watched one since the Rams beat the Titans. What is that... 7... 8 years?

Anything you all just never bothered with that is part of popular culture?

[LiL stumppy]

I don't really watch superbowl games either.

[Demonpenz]

I have never seen an episode of survivor, dancing with the stars, or american idol, i hear enough about them and the bullshit that goes with them to know what is going on with it. I got a taylor hicks question correct tonight in trivia. I tried to kick my own ass.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I don't really watch superbowl games either.

They're maybe the most over rated things ever. Until the Chiefs are in one I just don't really care and I'm always beyond sick of it by the time Super Bowl Sunday comes around.

[Demonpenz]

I never got track lighting installed

[milkman]

There are so many things that I haven't done, there isn't enough time to name them.

[Bugeater]

I haven't gone to a movie theater for over 15 years, and I don't watch anything on ABC, NBC, CBS or FOX other than sports. I also don't read books and I don't listen to music radio.

[Bowser]

Gotten high.

I've been offered every recreational drug known, and turned them all down, save mushrooms. So, I guess I've been high, just never on weed. Never smoked a cig/cigar, either.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I have never seen an episode of survivor, dancing with the stars, or american idol, i hear enough about them and the bullshit that goes with them to know what is going on with it. I got a taylor hicks question correct tonight in trivia. I tried to kick my own ass.

I watched most of season 2 of Survivor but I'm with you on the others. Never seen Grey's Anatomy either but I hear it's popular. Heh.

[Demonpenz]

I've never tried to recreate a fleshlight with miracle whip and a roll of toilet paper

[Bowser]

I've never tried to recreate a fleshlight with miracle whip and a roll of toilet paper

But have you bought a Shamwow!, or flown Airwolf?

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I've never tried to recreate a fleshlight with miracle whip and a roll of toilet paper

People are going to laugh at you for admitting that one

[milkman]

I've never watched a reality show.
It's been at least 20 years since I've gone to a movie theatre.
I've never bought an album or CD.
I've never been to a concert.
I've only seen the first Star Wars.
I've never smoked pot, or done any other drug.

[milkman]

Keep naming them guys.

I'm pretty sure I haven't done it.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

There are so many things that I haven't done, there isn't enough time to name them.

There's no post limit chocolate milkman

[Bowser]

I haven't gone to a movie theater for over 15 years, and I don't watch anything on ABC, NBC, CBS or FOX other than sports. I also don't read books and I don't listen to music radio.

I've never watched a reality show.
It's been at least 20 years since I've gone to a movie theatre.
I've never bought an album or CD.
I've never been to a concert.
I've only seen the first Star Wars.
I've never smoked pot, or done any other drug.

You two should get together to talk about the "good old days", and then yell at those damned kids to get out of the damned yard, dammit.

[cdcox]

Never had sex with anyone other than my wife.

[Simply Red]

licked butt

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I've never watched a reality show.
It's been at least 20 years since I've gone to a movie theatre.
I've never bought an album or CD.
I've never been to a concert.
I've only seen the first Star Wars.
I've never smoked pot, or done any other drug.

Don't drink don't smoke... what do ya do
Don't drink don't smoke... what do ya do....

That's an Adam Ant song btw. Sure you haven't heard it.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Never had sex with anyone other than my wife.

That's actually pretty cool. But how do you know if she's any good?

[milkman]

Never had sex with anyone other than my wife.

Okay, I have done that.

I was pretty active in my single days.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I've never seen an Indiana Jones movie, or an episode of Macgyver.

[milkman]

Don't drink don't smoke... what do ya do
Don't drink don't smoke... what do ya do....

That's an Adam Ant song btw. Sure you haven't heard it.

Hey, at least I've heard of Adam Ant.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

licked butt

A chick named Robin asked me to do that a long time ago. She was really cute and petite and I actually liked it.... I think because she did so much. It's part of my normal repitoire now.

TMI probably.

[Bugeater]

You two should get together to talk about the "good old days", and then yell at those damned kids to get out of the damned yard, dammit.

Well, unlike Milkman, I actually leave the house on occasion.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Hey, at least I've heard of Adam Ant.

And you call yourself sheltered.

[L.A. Chieffan]

I have never seen an episode of survivor, dancing with the stars, or american idol, i hear enough about them and the bullshit that goes with them to know what is going on with it. I got a taylor hicks question correct tonight in trivia. I tried to kick my own ass.

i'm the same way, except i don't know who the fuck taylor hicks is. i win.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I've never seen an Indiana Jones movie, or an episode of Macgyver.

The original Indy was pretty good. Other than that you aren't missing much.

[milkman]

Well, unlike Milkman, I actually leave the house on occasion.

I leave the house!

I can't keep the kids out of my yard if I stay in the house!

[L.A. Chieffan]

I've pretty much haven't seen any non-animated sitcom/reality/game/talent/etcetc..show in the past 10 years. Unless its on HBO.

[milkman]

i'm the same way, except i don't know who the **** taylor hicks is. i win.

I don't know who that is either.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

i'm the same way, except i don't know who the **** taylor hicks is. i win.

My only question for ya nowwww.... is do I make ya proooouuuud.......

Be proud that you don't know him.

[SLAG]

I never have seen Titanic

[Simply Red]

i'm the same way, except i don't know who the **** taylor hicks is. i win.

Just be a doll, L.A. Chieffan and bring me a mineral water.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I never have seen Titanic

commie

[Bugeater]

I leave the house!

I can't keep the kids out of my yard if I stay in the house!

Sure you can, just chain up a couple of pitbulls in your front yard. Works like a charm. :thumb:

[L.A. Chieffan]

Just be a doll, L.A. Chieffan and bring me a mineral water.

J & B straight AND a Corona if you want to keep your spleen SR

[milkman]

commie

He's not a commie.

He's just never had a girlfriend.

[milkman]

Sure you can, just chain up a couple of pitbulls in your front yard. Works like a charm. :thumb:

I hate dogs.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

He's not a commie.

He's just never had a girlfriend.

Oh. I change the name I called him to Claythan then.

[CHENZ A!]

I've never sent anyone a picture of my genitals via cellphone. It just seems like I should have done that by now.

[SLAG]

Oh. I change the name I called him to Claythan then.

That was low

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I've never sent anyone a picture of my genitals via cellphone. It just seems like I should have done that by now.

I wish I hadn't. Make sure you send it to the right person.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

That was low

I'm a bastard

[milkman]

I wish I hadn't. Make sure you send it to the right person.

Claythan.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Claythan.

ROFL

:shake:

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I've also never seen Jurassic Park.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I've also never seen Jurassic Park.

Wow. That almost trumps my Star Wars.

[Demonpenz]

dudes party time...sunbursts!

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

dudes party time...sunbursts!

Not understanding 98% of what you say is part of the beauty of this place. I'm glad some things didn't change while I was on holiday.

btw... it's just a small town girl... livin in a lonely world...

[Simply Red]

Not understanding 98% of what you say is part of the beauty of this place. I'm glad some things didn't change while I was on holiday.

btw... it just a small town girl... livin in a lonely world...

I love you.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I love you.

That you sweety

[Red Beans]

I've never had a threesome. Although not for lack of suggesting it...

[Demonpenz]

I've never had a threesome. Although not for lack of suggesting it...

the other two guys not up for it?

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

the other two guys not up for it?

Damn you... beat me to it. At least I understood that post.

[Spicy McHaggis]

i'm the same way, except i don't know who the **** taylor hicks is. i win.

In the same vein, I was recently informed that Miley Cyrus and Hannah Montana are the same person. The group I was with acted like everyone should know this and it is a vital fact of life.

I've decided to no longer be associated with them.

[Reerun_KC]

the other two guys not up for it?

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

[Demonpenz]

In the same vein, I was recently informed that Miley Cyrus and Hannah Montana are the same person. The group I was with acted like everyone should know this and it is a vital fact of life.

I've decided to no longer be associated with them.

seriously? I ususally imagine both of them sucking on one of balls at the same time

[Spicy McHaggis]

seriously? I ususally imagine both of them sucking on one of balls at the same time

Is Billy Ray there?

[teedubya]

I've never watched a reality show.
It's been at least 20 years since I've gone to a movie theatre.
I've never bought an album or CD.
I've never been to a concert.
I've only seen the first Star Wars.
I've never smoked pot, or done any other drug.


Your life sucks! FTW!!

[Demonpenz]

Is Billy Ray there?

achy breaky big mistaky

[Buck]

Never had sex with anyone other than my wife.

MUST....HOLD....MYSELF....BACK....

CANT...DO...IT...

IVE NEVER HAD SEX WITH ANYONE OTHER THAN YOUR WIFE EITHER

Damnit.

[chasedude]

never eaten sushi, and don't ever plan too

[boogblaster]

Never- Flown commercially.. Skydived .. Bungie-jumped .. Swam in ocean .. Fished for Marlin .. Raped an Ape .. Basket-weaved underwater .. Had sex while asleep .. Seen a piss-ant eat a bale of hay .. Helped a farm-animal thru the fence .. Watched a single episode of todays sitcoms .. Voted in a presidential election .. Shot more than once at a animal I've taken for food ... My list might never end guess I'l stop .. I'm boring ...

[DaneMcCloud]

I haven't had sex with Endelt because I'm not gay and I have had sex with Katipan because she had sex with Endelt.

[Rain Man]

Fun thread.

I have never...


...been drunk.
...used any type of drug.
...used tobacco.
...done it with a blonde, redhead, or woman of a different race.
...purchased a new car.
...been to San Francisco (other than the airport).
...visited a water park.

[chief52]

Never- Flown commercially.. Skydived .. Bungie-jumped .. Swam in ocean .. Fished for Marlin .. Raped an Ape .. Basket-weaved underwater .. Had sex while asleep .. Seen a piss-ant eat a bale of hay .. Helped a farm-animal thru the fence .. Watched a single episode of todays sitcoms .. Voted in a presidential election .. Shot more than once at a animal I've taken for food ... My list might never end guess I'l stop .. I'm boring ...

How did "swam in the ocean" slip into this list? I imagine you are not near it, but it does not seem to fit in with the rest of your stuff :)

The first time you decide to swim in the ocean...go San Diego way.

Only saw the first Star Wars.

Never watched Survivor and all the other "reality" TV shows

Have not been to a movie theater in 15 years

Never passed up a glass of cab...

[Rain Man]

Oh, wait a minute. I'm going to win this.

I have never drunk an entire can or bottle of beer.


I've also never drunk an entire cup of coffee, but the beer one is probably more unusual.

[Reerun_KC]

I have never masturbated with a CheeseGrader.....

[DaneMcCloud]

Oh, wait a minute. I'm going to win this.

I have never drunk an entire can or bottle of beer.


I've also never drunk an entire cup of coffee, but the beer one is probably more unusual.

I've never had coffee and I'm allergic to beer (gluten).

[DaneMcCloud]

I have never masturbated with a CheeseGrader.....

That's not our problem

[Reerun_KC]

Oh, wait a minute. I'm going to win this.

I have never drunk an entire can or bottle of beer.


I've also never drunk an entire cup of coffee, but the beer one is probably more unusual.

Coffee is freaking nasty!

[Rain Man]

I've never had coffee and I'm allergic to beer (gluten).

Are you a mormon? Because it doesn't count if you're a mormon.

[Reerun_KC]

That's not our problem

So it is worth it?

[Reerun_KC]

I have never applied sandpaper to a bobcats ass in a phone booth either...

Sounds slightly amusing, but the end result would be pretty painful...

[chiefs1111]

achy breaky big mistaky

ROFL

[DaneMcCloud]

Are you a mormon? Because it doesn't count if you're a mormon.

Nope.

Even though when I lived in Independence, Mo, they tried.

[JuicesFlowing]

I've never watched a single episode of The Sopranos.

[Thig Lyfe]

I've never pooped.

[BigMeatballDave]

Lord of the Rings. The previews look like it would completely suck. I'm not wasting my time on that garbage.

[KCChiefsMan]

I've never been out of the country
I've never gone hunting

I guess I don't assume everyone has, but I'm sure a lot have
I can't think of anything else atm

[Miles]

I've never had coffee and I'm allergic to beer (gluten).

I have tried a few samples of gluten free beer at beer festivals and recall them being fairly decent. Would never have known if they were not pushing them as such.

[Miles]

never eaten sushi, and don't ever plan too

That was one of the few I could think of but I imagine I would at least give it a shot if I were closer to the pacific.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

I've never had coffee and I'm allergic to beer (gluten).

Coeliac Disease?

[POND_OF_RED]

I for instance have never watched any of the Star Wars movies. That always blows people away if it comes up and is usually good for a head shake or two. Thing is... I just don't care. I'm not a fan of the genre so I don't bother.


I have also not seen any of the Star Wars or any of the LOTR's.

[ClevelandBronco]

I've never figured out how to write in cursive. My father was an architect and I've written (in architectural style) in all caps since the second grade. It drove my teachers freaking nuts.

The following isn't really germane to the discussion at hand, but I developed my own shorthand system over the years, based on uppercase forms. Otherwise I couldn't have kept up with what was being said.

My finest moment with that system was when an English prof dared me to read back what I'd written over the past quarter. She couldn't make heads nor tails of it, but I repeated the high points of what she had covered without hesitation.

Screw learning one way. Learn your own way.

[KCChiefsMan]

I've never figured out how to write in cursive. My father was an architect and I've written (in architectural style) in all caps since the second grade. It drove my teachers freaking nuts.

The following isn't really germane to the discussion at hand, but I developed my own shorthand system over the years, based on uppercase forms. Otherwise I couldn't have kept up with what was being said.

My finest moment with that system was when an English prof dared me to read back what I'd written over the past quarter. She couldn't make heads nor tails of it, but I repeated the high points of what she had covered without hesitation.

Screw learning one way. Learn your own way.


My 3rd grade teacher, who was a raging kunt btw, called my parents in and went off because I wasn't closing my e's and had a problem with one other letter in cursive. It seems like that was the entire 3rd grade, learning proper cursive and I've never used it since

[Miles]

My 3rd grade teacher, who was a raging kunt btw, called my parents in and went off because I wasn't closing my e's and had a problem with one other letter in cursive. It seems like that was the entire 3rd grade, learning proper cursive and I've never used it since

I learned it at some point but abandoned cursive shortly after learning it. Nice thing is script writing like that couldn't be more useless these days. I would be interested if that useless shit is still pushed in elementary school.

[Ultra Peanut]

Lord of the Rings. The previews look like it would completely suck. I'm not wasting my time on that garbage.All you need to know:

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/V3CgeJED9SU&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/V3CgeJED9SU&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

See also:

http://freezeem.ytmnd.com/

[PhillyChiefFan]

82824

Two chicks at the same time man.

[PhillyChiefFan]

I've never figured out how to write in cursive. My father was an architect and I've written (in architectural style) in all caps since the second grade. It drove my teachers freaking nuts.


HAHAHA ME TOO!!! My teachers wanted to kill me! I still do it to this day.

My dad did the same thing, but his teachers use to smack his hand for the way he wrote and for being left handed.

[TommyHawk69]

I never had an Asian.

[PhillyChiefFan]

I never had an Asian.

They are amazing.

[TommyHawk69]

They are amazing.

See I wouldn't know. And the shitty part about it is I eat chinese once a week.

[PhillyChiefFan]

See I wouldn't know. And the shitty part about it is I eat chinese once a week.

Well you made it to 3rd base then. :D

Ba dum...dum tshheeee

[Skip Towne]

Sure you can, just chain up a couple of pitbulls in your front yard. Works like a charm. :thumb:

Chain them up? Then how can they eat neighbor kids?

[Skip Towne]

No Star Wars for me either.

[Bugeater]

Reading thru this thread reminded me of a few more things:

I've never owned a car that was less than 5 years old
I've never been to Las Vegas (other than the airport)
The farthest east I've ever traveled was Peoria, Ill.

[TommyHawk69]

Reading thru this thread reminded me of a few more things:

I've never owned a car that was less than 5 years old
I've never been to Las Vegas (other than the airport)
The farthest east I've ever traveled was Peoria, Ill.

Not missing much on the out east thing. (OVER POPULATED IS AN UNDERSTATEMENT)

[PhillyChiefFan]

Not missing much on the out east thing. (OVER POPULATED IS AN UNDERSTATEMENT)

Agreed. VERY MUCH agreed.

Furthest west I have been is to Las Vegas, I really want to see the west coast.

[ziggysocki]

I never watched "The Office". I know it's fairly new, but I get left out of lots of conversations because of it.

[StcChief]

Never been to Las Vegas other than Airport lay over. 5 bucks in slots, bought silver / turquoise jewelry there.

Never been to NYC or Philly. (no real desire either).

Never been to Mexican rivera Cancun, Cosmal, Puetra Vierta....

[ChiefJustice]

No Star Wars for me either.

Skip never bought into the idea of "Talkies".

Bully for him!

[Sully]

I've never posted in this thread.

....errrr

[PhillyChiefFan]

Philly. (no real desire either).

...trust me...you aren't missing much.

[ChiefJustice]

I've never watched a single NASCAR race.

And,I don't think my life has suffered from not having done so.

[PhillyChiefFan]

I never watched "The Office". I know it's fairly new, but I get left out of lots of conversations because of it.

You know, everyone around me loves that show, and I have never seen it. Guess its just not my humor really.

Also Curb Your Enthusiasm (fans of the show converge in 3...2...1...)

[StcChief]

I've never watched a single NASCAR race.

And,I don't think my my life has suffered from not having done so.
ROFL yeah me too. Something about series of Left turns.

Formula one, that's a different story.

[PhillyChiefFan]

ROFL yeah me too. Something about series of Left turns.

Formula one, that's a different story.

Fromula 1 yes, Motocross yes, NASCAR...just have never seen the draw either. 3 hours of circles and hoping for a wreck.

[ChiTown]

I've never worn a woman's dress. It's true.

[Iowanian]

I've never watched an entire James Bond Movie.
I've never been high.(have been around drugs, and seen 5 gallon buckets full of weed but never wanted to do it)
I've never required the services of a hooker.
I've never had any form of VD.
I've never bounced a check.

[Fairplay]

Never been a member of the mile high club.

[Bugeater]

ROFL yeah me too. Something about series of Left turns.

Formula one, that's a different story.

Yeah, watching one car pass by every 10 seconds is fucking riveting.

[morphius]

Oh, wait a minute. I'm going to win this.

I have never drunk an entire can or bottle of beer.


I've also never drunk an entire cup of coffee, but the beer one is probably more unusual.
I can say the same...

Never been drunk either, nor high, and my only use of tobacco was a single puff my parents let me do when I was 8. I had a sip of coffee last year for the first time in a couple decades, and ended up with my tongue under the faucet trying to get the taste to go away.

But I have been with a blond, brunette , and redhead. But only cause the color of my wifes hair keeps changing, and naturally which is sort of freaky.

[ChiTown]

I've never had sex with a Red-Headed Mexican. Weird, I know................

[Iowanian]

I've never had sex with a Red-Headed Mexican. Weird, I know................


You're holding out hope for the day you sit next to Diego O'Malley on a trans-Atlantic flight.....

[TommyHawk69]

Never been a member of the mile high club.

Is that going to a broncos game?:eek:

[ChiTown]

You're holding out hope for the day you sit next to Diego O'Malley on a trans-Atlantic flight.....

:evil:

The one that got away....................

[cookster50]

Pamela Anderson

[ChiefJustice]

Pamela Anderson

Slacker

[MOhillbilly]

i never shot nobody that didnt carry a gun.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I've never pooped.

Winner!

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I have also not seen any of the Star Wars or any of the LOTR's.

Sweet I'm not the only freak out there. Haven't done done LOTR's either now that you mention it.

[DaFace]

I've never been skiing, which is pretty rare around here. I hope to remedy that this winter.

[alanm]

In the same vein, I was recently informed that Miley Cyrus and Hannah Montana are the same person. The group I was with acted like everyone should know this and it is a vital fact of life.

I've decided to no longer be associated with them.
Smart man. :thumb:

[ChiTown]

I've never farted..................into a microphone to the tune of Volare.

[patteeu]

I've never been able to understand the appeal of Tool.

I've never played a game on Playstation3 or any version of Xbox.

I've never seen the movie "ET". (This used to be a pretty impressive "never" but the movie is so old now that there are probably a lot of younger people who haven't seen it.)

I've never even considered calling for Carl Peterson to resign or be fired.

[Iowanian]

I've never cheated on my wife. That seems to be all the rage.

[ChiTown]

I've never cheated on my wife. That seems to be all the rage.

I've never cheated on your wife, either.

[Goapics1]

Never started an "I'm Leaving Forever" thread.

[Skip Towne]

I've never figured out how to write in cursive. My father was an architect and I've written (in architectural style) in all caps since the second grade. It drove my teachers freaking nuts.

The following isn't really germane to the discussion at hand, but I developed my own shorthand system over the years, based on uppercase forms. Otherwise I couldn't have kept up with what was being said.

My finest moment with that system was when an English prof dared me to read back what I'd written over the past quarter. She couldn't make heads nor tails of it, but I repeated the high points of what she had covered without hesitation.

Screw learning one way. Learn your own way.

Do you sign your name with an "X"?

[58-4ever]

I've never been able to understand the appeal of Tool.

I've never played a game on Playstation3 or any version of Xbox.

I've never seen the movie "ET". (This used to be a pretty impressive "never" but the movie is so old now that there are probably a lot of younger people who haven't seen it.)

I've never even considered calling for Carl Peterson to resign or be fired.

Lies.. all lies. And if not, shame on you!

[Skip Towne]

I've never cheated on my wife. That seems to be all the rage.

Don't feel bad. GoChiefs can't get any pussy either.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

No Star Wars for me either.

Rock on. We should start the anti Star Wars fan club.

[TommyHawk69]

I never talked about star wars period. Especially not about an anti-star wars fan club. That would mean that I felt left out of the whole star wars hype.

[Pitt Gorilla]

I haven't gone to a movie theater for over 15 years, and I don't watch anything on ABC, NBC, CBS or FOX other than sports. I also don't read books and I don't listen to music radio.Wow. That's, uh, wow.

[MagicHef]

I've never smoked anything without the use of a bocal.

[Chief_in_Commander]

I have never ridden a bike.....motorcycle, bicycle anything. I have not watched any of the Star Wars moves.....I have never been west of Kansas......I"ve never done an illegal drug.....Pretty much sums up the interesting ones

[Saulbadguy]

Never graduated high school.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Never graduated high school.

Liar

[Saulbadguy]

Liar
Nope, never graduated. Did get my GED though.

[ClevelandBronco]

...I've never been to Las Vegas (other than the airport)...

There's another one. I've been to Vegas four times on my way to California destinations. I've stayed overnight, but I'll never spend a dollar gambling in Vegas. Never.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Nope, never graduated. Did get my GED though.

Oh. Well in that case..... I have nothing to add. Congratulations.

[Micjones]

I've never smoked weed.

[Nzoner]

I've never....

neg repped anyone

been to a main circuit NASCAR race nor have watched a full race(even though the mrs is a fanatic).

drawn unemployment

masturbated with my left hand

[blueballs]

done it in the butt

[sd4chiefs]

I have never smoked a cigarette.

[Buck]

I've never done a girl in the butt

I've never finished on a girls face

[suds79]

I've never tailgated.

I don't know how it works but for it to have heppened I'd need all the following to happen and it's just to get it to work.

1 - Would need at least 3 or 4 other friends who are a fan of the same team I am.
2 - We'd all have to have tickets
3 - Somebody would have to have a truck to haul along the grill
4 - And they'd all have to be freed up to get to the game hours before it happens to enjoy.

Honestly part of me wonders how people put it all together. :shrug:

[Buck]

done it in the butt

Damn, you just beat me...

[Amnorix]

Fun thread.

I have never...


...been drunk.
...used any type of drug.
...used tobacco.
...done it with a blonde, redhead, or woman of a different race.
...purchased a new car.
...been to San Francisco (other than the airport).
...visited a water park.

Oh, wait a minute. I'm going to win this.

I have never drunk an entire can or bottle of beer.


I've also never drunk an entire cup of coffee, but the beer one is probably more unusual.

This is vaguely disturbing, actually.

You don't win, because it's at best a tie. I've never drunk an entire can or bottle of beer either. I admit I have drunk coffee, however. Daily in fact.

I can match you on never been drunk, used any drug, or done it with a blonde or redhead.

I have however purchased a new car and been to a waterpark. But I haven't been to Madagascar, or ever had my bicycle stolen...

I have never skydived, bungee cording or deep sea anything. I've never eaten Lobster (and I"m from freaking Boston).

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I've never done a girl in the butt

I've never finished on a girls face

weirdo

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

masturbated with my left hand

I've never done it with my right.

[PhillyChiefFan]

Never gotten my Red Wings

[sedated]

never breathed through my left eyelid

[Buck]

I've never sat on my hand for a half hour to get it numb, and then masturbated while my hand was numb so it felt like someone else was doing it....okay, I have.

[ziggysocki]

I have never had sex with a raccoon while eating a rainbow sno cone and listening to the Gettysburg Address as read by James Earl Jones.

[PhillyChiefFan]

I've never sat on my hand for a half hour to get it numb, and then masturbated while my hand was numb so it felt like someone else was doing it....okay, I have.

Ah yes...the stranger.

[ziggysocki]

Ah yes...the stranger.

hahahah the stranger! Priceless.

[Buck]

Ah yes...the stranger.

If I remember correctly, it wasn't really worth it...

[RJ]

I've never been to a Chiefs game.

I've never drank a Yoo-Hoo®.

I've never seen Survivor or any other Survivor-like shows.

I've never watched a reality show.

I've never seen American Idol or Dancing with whatever.

I've never seen a TV show that starts with the letters CSI.

I've never had sex with a woman who was over the age of 35.....noteworthy only because I'll be 50 in two months. Every time I have sex with my wife it's a new record for oldest ever.

I've never been to a Disney theme park.

I've never caught a fish.

[Buck]

I've never been to a Chiefs game.

I've never drank a Yoo-Hoo®.

I've never seen Survivor or any other Survivor-like shows.

I've never watched a reality show.

I've never seen American Idol or Dancing with whatever.

I've never seen a TV show that starts with the letters CSI.

I've never had sex with a woman who was over the age of 35.....noteworthy only because I'll be 50 in two months. Every time I have sex with my wife it's a new record for oldest ever.

I've never been to a Disney theme park.

I've never caught a fish.

How old is your Wife?

I've never had sex w/ anyone under 19 or over 29.

[DaneMcCloud]

Never smoked.

Never tried drugs of any kind.

Never shot a gun.

Never held a gun.

As mentioned earlier, never tasted coffee.

I've never grown facial hair.

Never cheated or even thought about cheating on my wife or anyone I
called a girlfriend.

Never had sex with three girls at once.

Never participated in homemade porn.

Never paid for a lap dance.

I've never been to Australia, Africa, Asia and South America (though I intend to visit all of them).

Never played X Box.

[ziggysocki]

Never smoked.

Never tried drugs of any kind.

Never shot a gun.

Never held a gun.

As mentioned earlier, never tasted coffee.

I've never grown facial hair.

Never cheated or even thought about cheating on my wife or anyone I
called a girlfriend.

Never had sex with three girls at once.

Never participated in homemade porn.

Never paid for a lap dance.

I've never been to Australia, Africa, Asia and South America (though I intend to visit all of them).

Never played X Box.

So you have had two at once? Or was it 4? Nicely done.

[El Jefe]

I've never seen an Indiana Jones movie, or an episode of Macgyver.

That's Un-American.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

I've never sat on my hand for a half hour to get it numb, and then masturbated while my hand was numb so it felt like someone else was doing it....okay, I have.

The Stranger, FTW!!

[Katipan]

Never smoked.

Never tried drugs of any kind.

Never shot a gun.

Never held a gun.

As mentioned earlier, never tasted coffee.

I've never grown facial hair.

Never cheated or even thought about cheating on my wife or anyone I
called a girlfriend.

Never had sex with three girls at once.

Never participated in homemade porn.

Never paid for a lap dance.

I've never been to Australia, Africa, Asia and South America (though I intend to visit all of them).

Never played X Box.


Good lord, I've done all that. Except the traveling and I guess the technicality that I can't really have sex with 3 girls. Technically.

[DaneMcCloud]

Good lord, I've done all that. Except the traveling and I guess the technicality that I can't really have sex with 3 girls. Technically.

I bet you're even hotter with facial hair

[Nzoner]

Good lord, I've done all that.

and then some :evil:

[ChiTown]

I've never been to a Chiefs game.

I've never drank a Yoo-Hoo®.

I've never seen Survivor or any other Survivor-like shows.

I've never watched a reality show.

I've never seen American Idol or Dancing with whatever.

I've never seen a TV show that starts with the letters CSI.

I've never had sex with a woman who was over the age of 35.....noteworthy only because I'll be 50 in two months. Every time I have sex with my wife it's a new record for oldest ever.

I've never been to a Disney theme park.

I've never caught a fish.

I've never caught a Yoo-Hoo, but I have drank a fish

[RJ]

How old is your Wife?

I've never had sex w/ anyone under 19 or over 29.



She's 35. She turns a day older every day, but I don't think she'll ever catch up to me.

[Katipan]

I bet you're even hotter with facial hair

My very own flavor saver.

[Bugeater]

Wow. That's, uh, wow.

I should elaborate that I do watch an occasional movie at home, I do watch TV shows on cable channels, I read things besides books and I do listen to music, I'd just rather listen to what I want to listen to as opposed to what some radio station plays to appeal to the idiot masses.

[MOhillbilly]

never liked thundercats or voltron.

[Katipan]

I've never tail-gated at Arrowhead. :(

[luv]

I'm over 30, and I've never been married.

I've never shot a gun.

I've never had a broken bone.

[MOhillbilly]

I've never tail-gated at Arrowhead. :(


WTF? FLOORED!!!!

[DaneMcCloud]

I'm over 30, and I've never been married.

I've never shot a gun.

I've never had a broken bone.

Oh yeah, I've never broken a bone, either.

[Micjones]

Oh yeah, I've never broken a bone, either.

That makes three of us.
No broken bones.

[Micjones]

Never been married.

[Katipan]

WTF? FLOORED!!!!

It's kind of funny. The first and only game I went to was the one that Priest broke the record against the Bears. You all were there. Even Brian was there... I think. But that was back in the day when you people still kind of scared me. Wish I had nutted up that day and visited.

[Saulbadguy]

never liked thundercats or voltron.

fuck you.

[cardken]

Never seen the Kansas City Chiefs win a Super Bowl.

[cardken]

Never had sex with a person the same age or older, always 2-3 years younger.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I'd just rather listen to what I want to listen to as opposed to what some radio station plays to appeal to the idiot masses.

Ouch. Thanks.


:D

[Buck]

Never had sex with a person the same age or older, always 2-3 years younger.

I've never had sex with a person younger than me.

Closest, when I was 18, I had a 19 year old.

Furthest, I'm 22 and had sex w/ a 29 year old.

I need to go stalk some high school or something.

[RJ]

Never seen the Kansas City Chiefs win a Super Bowl.


I hear the world is going to end in 2012. You still get a few more chances.

[MatriculatingHank]

Never seen the Kansas City Chiefs win a Super Bowl.

Thankfully I can say that I have. I just hope to see it happen again.

[OnTheWarpath15]

I'm over 30, and I've never been married.

I've never shot a gun.

I've never had a broken bone.

Hope you don't have my luck.

One night my family was sitting around playing cards and having this same discussion, when I said, "I'm the only one in the family to have not broken a bone."

Next day, I absolutely destroyed my collarbone.

[OnTheWarpath15]

Oh, and....

I've never seen any of the Star Wars movies, or Star Trek.

Never seen Titanic.

Never used any drugs but weed, and that was only once.

I don't drink coffee.

I don't like cheese on anything but pizza.

Never had sex with a woman who had less than a C-Cup on top. (Not prejudiced to smaller-chested women, it just never happened)

[Bearcat]

Slayer might have everyone beat... he'll be old enough to legally drink alcohol in a month and a half, but hasn't ever had a driver's license.


I've never watched Star Wars. I've never smoked anything. I've never been at one company for more than 2 years... I get bored easily and have a hard time finis

[el borracho]

Your mom.

[Rain Man]

That makes three of us.
No broken bones.


I have no broken bones in the lower left quadrant of my body, but that's the best I can do.

[Bugeater]

Ouch. Thanks.


:D
That's not a shot at the people playing the music as much as who is listening.

Your mom.
Damn, almost 200 posts before someone said it, everyone else who posted before you should be ashamed.

[Bugeater]

Oh, and no broken bones for me either.

[RJ]

Your mom.



Damn. We are collectively slipping.

[RNR]

Watched the first two Star Wars movies...might have been a 3rd but do not remember. Been a while you still in to Tim McGraw?

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Been a while you still in to Tim McGraw?

You could say... no.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

That's not a shot at the people playing the music as much as who is listening.


.

Quite all right anyway. I... and many of those in radio don't like the shit either.

[Saulbadguy]

but hasn't ever had a driver's license.




How do you pull that off if you are of healthy physical/mental capacity?

[cdcox]

Referred to Thigpen as "Thiggy".

[DaneMcCloud]

Referred to Thigpen as "Thiggy".

That makes two of us.

And I never will.

It sounds ghey.

NTTAWWT.

[DaneMcCloud]

How do you pull that off if you are of healthy physical/mental capacity?

He may live in a metropolis like Boston or Manhattan?

:shrug:

[milkman]

That's not our problem

Yes it is.

He can still procreate.

[patteeu]

How do you pull that off if you are of healthy physical/mental capacity?

A friend of mine is now in his 40s and has never had his license. He walks or rides the bus wherever he needs to go in Austin, TX. He almost never leaves the city. I think all the walking has kept him healthy despite living a somewhat unhealthy lifestyle.

[RJ]

That makes two of us.

And I never will.

It sounds ghey.

NTTAWWT.



Hey thailor, why do you think it thounds gay to thay thiggy?

[Bearcat]

He may live in a metropolis like Boston or Manhattan?

:shrug:

Nope, he's always lived in KC and goes to college there.... and not someplace conveniently within walking distance of a lot of stuff like UMKC. It's pretty mind boggling to me, but after hitting that house.... (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=62565) :)