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58-4ever
11-14-2008, 10:43 AM
Dwayne Jarrett>Adrian Peterson

I'm sure there are a few I would take back as well. This thread is for calling yourself or another self-appointed football genious out!

Demonpenz
11-14-2008, 10:44 AM
I am sure I will be long dead before we see a black president

Goapics1
11-14-2008, 10:49 AM
From when Herm got hired in '05. Must have been drunk.

Herm Edwards equals an NFL coach and respect.

Dick Vermeil equals mediocrity.

Quit whining.

EPIC FAIL! DAMMIT CARL!:cuss:

Reerun_KC
11-14-2008, 10:53 AM
Lets bring him in for a look....

Reerun_KC
11-14-2008, 10:54 AM
We need a crusty playoff tested vet to come in and show the young guys the ropes... What ever the fuck that means....

Reerun_KC
11-14-2008, 10:54 AM
Bring him in and see if he has anything left in the tank...

Reerun_KC
11-14-2008, 10:55 AM
From when Herm got hired in '05. Must have been drunk.



EPIC FAIL! DAMMIT CARL!:cuss:

ROFL

Yeah that defined EPIC FAIL!

Reerun_KC
11-14-2008, 10:56 AM
Herm has a "keen eye" for drafting talent....

ROFL

Dr. Johnny Fever
11-14-2008, 11:08 AM
We don't need Rich Gannon anyway. He's done.

Reerun_KC
11-14-2008, 11:21 AM
Jarred Allen is a drunk, we dont need him...

Reerun_KC
11-14-2008, 11:21 AM
Chiefs fans dont drink and drive after football games...

Chief_in_Commander
11-14-2008, 11:36 AM
Ty Law + pat surtain > other 31 tandoms

seclark
11-14-2008, 11:41 AM
"i do"
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PhillyChiefFan
11-14-2008, 11:42 AM
Marvin Minnis is a solid pick.

I don't know about Dwayne Bowe, might be sorry we didn't get Robert Meachem.

Monty
11-14-2008, 11:43 AM
"Print 'em!"

and

"This thread is worthless without pics"

Bwana
11-14-2008, 11:43 AM
Non-football ~ Hold my beer and watch this!

Football ~ Thigpen is a complete scrub.

Goapics1
11-14-2008, 11:51 AM
That depends on how much crude drops. I doubt that it will go anywhere near the price per barrel to get close to $2.00. I think $3.25 - $3.50 would be a better guess.
:)

FishingRod
11-14-2008, 11:58 AM
To Mark Gastineau back when you could bring a thermos of Seagram's (I mean coffee) into the stadium. From the front row behind the Jets bench.

You big Pussy come over here I'm gonna kick your ass!

Nzoner
11-14-2008, 12:12 PM
Non-football ~ Hold my beer and watch this!


yep ROFL

88TG88
11-14-2008, 12:14 PM
I wanted Jarrett over Bowe.

Nzoner
11-14-2008, 12:18 PM
non-football in front of the mrs her sisters and their NASCAR racing group.

"Nascar drivers aren't athletes,I'd like to see one of them take a hit from the likes of Lawrence Taylor."

blueballs
11-14-2008, 12:19 PM
I can do it myself

blueballs
11-14-2008, 12:22 PM
stupid n00b

talastan
11-14-2008, 12:22 PM
Croyle will be our QBotF!! - Talastan

GD*** it!! :cuss: Broken Son-of-a-*****!

58-4ever
11-14-2008, 12:24 PM
No disrespect OP, but u misspelled the word "genius". ROFL

I know. ChiefsPlanet lexicon.

Donger
11-14-2008, 12:25 PM
:)

Yeah global recession! :)

Reerun_KC
11-14-2008, 12:27 PM
DownField BigGame is not the Qb of the Future for the Chiefs...

suds79
11-14-2008, 12:32 PM
I wanted Jarrett over Bowe.

Same here.

Think a long time ago I also pimped Ron Dayne. :banghead:

Would like to think I've learned a thing or two since then. :rolleyes:

58-4ever
11-14-2008, 12:33 PM
I hate to agree with you, but it's damn funny to hit the bong and watch Can't Buy Me Love.

Wow...I must have been high when I wrote this.

Dartgod
11-14-2008, 12:45 PM
Guys like Priest Holmes are available everyday in free agency. /Packfan

Zouk
11-14-2008, 12:46 PM
This is coming from your biggest (and possibly your only) supporter on Chiefs Planet.

If you send Tyler Thigpen out there one more time, you deserve the inevitable firing that will result. You thought he could play and you were very very wrong. Move on now.


Idiot.

sedated
11-14-2008, 12:52 PM
i was gonna wear a condom, but, hey, when am I ever gonna go back to zimbabwe?

Dartgod
11-14-2008, 12:54 PM
I agreed with memememememe once. That was dumb.

PhillyChiefFan
11-14-2008, 12:55 PM
i was gonna wear a condom, but, hey, when am I ever gonna go back to zimbabwe?

ROFL

Non-Football: "Which one of your friends would I have sex with? Promise you won't get mad?"

Football: "Mario Williams?? Are you f*cking kidding me?!?!?"

Donger
11-14-2008, 12:55 PM
"Come on. I'll just put the tip in, I promise!"

Bwana
11-14-2008, 12:57 PM
I agreed with memememememe once. That was dumb.

Yeah, I did too. It took me two showers to get it off and I still felt like a two dollar whore, in the middle of a logging camp, on Payday. :doh!:

FishingRod
11-14-2008, 01:07 PM
I can't wait to see the Chiefs with Blackledge at QB next year.

sedated
11-14-2008, 01:10 PM
Ryan Sims is the next Warren Sapp.

(after drafting Eddie Freeman one round later) We won't have to worry about D-tackle for another decade.

ziggysocki
11-14-2008, 01:24 PM
Trade LJ now, his value and production will never be as high as it is now.

Buck
11-14-2008, 01:25 PM
Buster Davis will be better than Dwayne Bowe

ziggysocki
11-14-2008, 01:28 PM
Did anyone say Tony G was gonna be a bust?

King_Chief_Fan
11-14-2008, 01:29 PM
HERM is a good coach...

Dartgod
11-14-2008, 01:38 PM
Did anyone say Tony G was gonna be a bust?
After his first season maybe. IIRC, he had a case of the dropsies then.

The Franchise
11-14-2008, 01:49 PM
Watch....Brandon Flowers is a thug and he'll screw up before he even plays a down in the NFL.

bowener
11-14-2008, 01:59 PM
Best Ive got is high school football related:

SETTING: Practice field, 4 pm, October

Me: "God I hate when parents videotape practice. Who is that douche bag?"
Friend: "I dont know. ****ing lame though."
Freshman hiding behind us: "That's my dad."
ME: "Oh. Well at least now you know your dad is a douche bag."
Freshman: "No he's not."
Me: "Yes, yes he is."

Freshman walks away....


I felt like an ass.... :banghead: words came out of my mouth before I could even think about them. It's okay though. I ended up working for his dad and he did turn out to be a douche bag... son too.