Nigerian Scammer trying to scam me, Im going to fuck with him

[Buck]

I'll keep everyone updated, hopefully you guys have some good ideas on how I can mess with him.

Heres his first email.

Good Day,
I have a business of US$22.4million for you.Please contact me for details.
Joseph Poon

My response:
I am very interested. How do I receive the money?

[phisherman]

you sure that's not an e-mail from fletch?

[StcChief]

Poon send him some tang.

[Bootlegged]

awesome. I'm sure you will out-smart him.

[Buck]

awesome. I'm sure you will out-smart him.

Maybe, maybe not, theres not a chance in hell he is seeing any money though.

[Sure-Oz]

Some dude on another board ****ed with a nigerian dude and asked him to post a pic with a watermelon on his head etc,

The guy did it, and then a pic of him and a girl holding shoes while a watermelon was on his head....the ****er bit, then he asked him to post a pic of him saying that x board was cool on a piece of paper and he did.

Funny as shit, don't remember the rest of the story but it cracked me up

[MOhillbilly]

I'll keep everyone updated, hopefully you guys have some good ideas on how I can mess with him.

Heres his first email.

Good Day,
I have a business of US$22.4million for you.Please contact me for details.
Joseph Poon

My response:
I am very interested. How do I receive the money?

you already fucked it up.

[Stinger]

Nigerian trying to scam me

Tell Christian we are still waiting for those autographs pics.


Damnit Carl!!!!!!! :cuss: :cuss:






:D

[Buck]

you already ****ed it up.

How so?

I have to bait him.

[MOhillbilly]

How so?

I have to bait him.

saying you are very interested should/would spook him. saying you may be interested but dont understand ect. would really get him on the hook.

[Sure-Oz]

His last name is Poon

[Buck]

So I have no idea what time it is right now in Nigeria, so I'm sure I won't receive an email from him for a while, but I need to think of what to make him do.

I like the idea of making him take stupid pictures of himself...

I also like the idea of him making a Chiefs Planet sign...

I think I'll tell him something like, how can I prove this is real? Please make a sign that says ChiefsPlanet Rulez!!! and take a picture so I feel more comfortable about this.

[DaFace]

Check this site for some ideas:

http://www.419eater.com/

[Groves]

They don't get spooked. They just respond with the same old requests till you give up or give in.

They're all over craigslist, too, of course (sucker fishers go where suckers live). They'll list some high dollar item for less than believable prices, and cause we can't pass up the possible steal, we email them.

Usually, there's some song and dance about the item being in a storage unit in Maine or something, and all they want is your name and address to get the ball rolling.

If you're bored, they are fun to mess with, and they will go to great lengths to reel in a live one, but it tires quickly, imo.

[Buck]

Check this site for some ideas:

http://www.419eater.com/

Lol, I just saw that

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/

[Rain Man]

The real goal of this is to make him spend a bunch of money. Tell him you need documents to be Fedexed to you. Or better yet, ask him what city he's in, and then later tell him that you're going to be in Nigeria in some place that's far away, and you'll have cash with you. Make him meet you at some fancy restaurant.

Oh! Oh! And even better! When the next scammer calls, tell him to do the same thing. Get them to meet each other in the fancy restaurant.

[Buck]

The real goal of this is to make him spend a bunch of money. Tell him you need documents to be Fedexed to you. Or better yet, ask him what city he's in, and then later tell him that you're going to be in Nigeria in some place that's far away, and you'll have cash with you. Make him meet you at some fancy restaurant.

Oh! Oh! And even better! When the next scammer calls, tell him to do the same thing. Get them to meet each other in the fancy restaurant.

It would be better if I could get him to Fedex me $20 or so just so he can prove his worth to me.

[The Franchise]

Why don't Americans start sending them e-mails telling them that we will provide safe passage to the U.S. if they send us money?

[Rain Man]

It would be better if I could get him to Fedex me $20 or so just so he can prove his worth to me.

Yeah, in a perfect world you'd scam him out of money, but I bet they have policies in place to prevent that. You can always try, though.

I still think your best bet is to get him to drive across the country, though. That'd be ferociously entertaining.

[Buck]

I need Demonpenz to create me a sign for these people.

[Sure-Oz]

I need Demonpenz to create me a sign for these people.

How'd you get your name back?

[Buck]

How'd you get your name back?

It just happened one day.

[PastorMikH]

You haven't told him your name have you? It would be tragic if he started laughing to his friends about how he's got some guy named Carl Peterson on the line and about to milk 20 grand from him.

[Sure-Oz]

It just happened one day.

Nice

[CrazyPhuD]

When they ask you for money send them Zimbabwe Dollars via fedex.... You can give them a few billion for about $10.

[The Franchise]

When they ask you for money send them Zimbabwe Dollars via fedex.... You can give them a few billion for about $10.

Where do you get Zimbabwe dollars? And don't say Zimbabwe. :D

[IA_Chiefs_fan]

Check this out...
http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=178342

[arrowheadnation]

P-P-P-P-powerbook!!! http://www.zug.com/pranks/powerbook/

[Buck]

P-P-P-P-powerbook!!! http://www.zug.com/pranks/powerbook/

AWESOME

[Buehler445]

Check this site for some ideas:

http://www.419eater.com/

Where in the shit do you find all this?

[88TG88]

P-P-P-P-powerbook!!! http://www.zug.com/pranks/powerbook/

ROFLROFL

[KCChiefsMan]

you have to be really stupid to fall for that. But I still think something should be done about these scam artists

[DaFace]

Where in the shit do you find all this?

Heh...I can't remember on that one. It may have even been posted on here. I've known about that for a couple years, but had to Google search to find it again. :D

[Bugeater]

When they ask you for money send them Zimbabwe Dollars via fedex.... You can give them a few billion for about $10.

Fuck that, send them Monopoly money. I'd love to hear the response to that.

[Mr. Plow]

Was this the guy that has the money? He looks legit.

http://www.419eater.com/images/hall_of_shame/david_okoh.jpg

[Saulbadguy]

I highly doubt he will reply. Not worth his time.

[Rain Man]

I highly doubt he will reply. Not worth his time.

He's a busy man.

[StcChief]

ROFL

[boogblaster]

Has rich uncle with monies invested but can't get to them without your help .. Needs someone with a US citizenship to help get it ... That persons cut could be up to 12 million dollars .. Please help me and my poor uncle .. Send me 1,500 US dollars to get the process started and you'll never regret it .. Thank you .. Send moniesin care of Palo P Quallion VP and Treasurer of Uncle Funni A Money Foundations .. Ripu, Nigeria 00076321 ...

[TinyEvel]

My friend did this and documented it all.
He even published a book bout it and it's very fuggin funny!

http://www.tuesdayswithmantu.com/index2.html

[Valiant]

So I have no idea what time it is right now in Nigeria, so I'm sure I won't receive an email from him for a while, but I need to think of what to make him do.

I like the idea of making him take stupid pictures of himself...

I also like the idea of him making a Chiefs Planet sign...

I think I'll tell him something like, how can I prove this is real? Please make a sign that says ChiefsPlanet Rulez!!! and take a picture so I feel more comfortable about this.

Tell him you need 200 dollars to verify that you are serious and then you will send him the 200 back plus the other money through the account..

[Sure-Oz]

Tell him you need 200 dollars to verify that you are serious and then you will send him the 200 back plus the other monies through the account..

FYP, you must misspell shit back

[JuicesFlowing]

I would have responded first by saying, "Sorry sir, but I have a business of US 38.9 million. I don't need your assets as I'm already well off. Thanks."I like your idea of toying with him, but he probably won't take the bait.

[JuicesFlowing]

The only way to really get this guy is to arrange a meeting somewhere and actually fly there. I saw it on a news program, To Catch a Predator or something. It was pretty funny when the guy found out he was caught on film.

[CrazyPhuD]

My friend did this and documented it all.
He even published a book bout it and it's very fuggin funny!

http://www.tuesdayswithmantu.com/index2.html

You know what would be awesome...if the book was blank with the words sucker written on the first page. :D

[ChiefJustice]

I need Demonpenz to create me a sign for these people.

Just have him take a picture of himself wearing a pink feather boa.
Ask him to have his mother in the picture as well.

[Bwana]

I get something like this everyday. If not from my Nigerian friends, someone wanting to send me a Western Union payment, or a sample of Viagra. I really appreciated all my new on-line pals, but I don't know what I would do with all that extra money and I would look silly walking around with a full boy all the time. I just hit "Block Sender" and these things still don't slow down. In fact, my block sender is at it's limit. Any idea how to expand that with MSN??

[C-Mac]

Oregon Woman Loses $400,000 to Nigerian E-Mail Scam (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,453125,00.html)
FOX News
Monday, November 17, 2008

SWEET HOME, Ore. — An Oregon woman who is out $400,000 after falling for a well-known Internet scam says she wasn't a sucker or an easy mark.

Janella Spears of Sweet Home says she simply became curious when she received an e-mail promising her $20.5 million if she would only help out a long-lost relative identified as J.B. Spears with a little money up front.

Spears told KATU-TV about the scammers' ability to identify her relative by name was persuasive.

"That's what got me to believe it," She said. "So, why wouldn't you send over $100?"

Spears, who is a nursing administrator and CPR teacher, said she mortgaged the house and took a lien out on the family car, and ran through her husband's retirement account.

"The retirement he was dreaming of — cruising and going around and seeing America — is pretty much gone for him right now," she said.

She estimates it will take two years to clear the debt that accumulated in the more than two years she spent sending money to con artists.

Her family and bank officials told her it was all a scam, she said, and begged her to stop, but she persisted because she became obsessed with getting paid.

The scheme is often called the "Nigerian scam" and it's familiar to many people with e-mail accounts. It still exists and it still works.

Spears first sent $100 through an untraceable wire service as directed by the scammers. Then, more multimillion dollar promises followed so long as she sent more money.

The scammers sent Spears official-looking documents and certificates from the Bank of Nigeria and the United Nations. President Bush and FBI Director Robert Mueller were also involved, the e-mails said, and needed her help.

They sent official-looking documents and certificates from the Bank of Nigeria and even from the United Nations, saying her payment was "guaranteed."

But it wasn't and now Spears is paying the price for her costly lesson.

"The hope is [other people] are not going to fall as hard as I fell," Spears said.

[StcChief]

I get something like this everyday. If not from my Nigerian friends, someone wanting to send me a Western Union payment, or a sample of Viagra. I really appreciated all my new on-line pals, but I don't know what I would do with all that extra money and I would look silly walking around with a full boy all the time. I just hit "Block Sender" and these things still don't slow down. In fact, my block sender is at it's limit. Any idea how to expand that with MSN??

my guess you'll have to pay Bill Gates money to use a better spam filter. :)

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

I responded to one telling them I was the owner of a large zoo and had a Rhino about ready to be bred. I offered to pay him $50,000 for some Rhino semen. I told them I had to have a picture of them collecting the semen so that I would be sure it was authentic.

I'm still waiting.

[Buck]

YOU GUYS!!!

I got an Email from a totally unrealted person this morning.

Here is what she says.

let me be a bad girl for u:)my show at monakera_com replace _ with .

I think this girl has the hots for me!!!

[Mr. Plow]

Call her. Send her an email. YOU JUST GOT TO GET IN TOUCH WITH HER NOW!!!!

[tooge]

Tell him he better run as fast as he can cause you just sent over a lion that can smell nigerian stink a mile away and haven't fed him in a week

[Bwana]

I responded to one telling them I was the owner of a large zoo and had a Rhino about ready to be bred. I offered to pay him $50,000 for some Rhino semen. I told them I had to have a picture of them collecting the semen so that I would be sure it was authentic.

I'm still waiting.

LMAO

[Frosty]

P-P-P-P-powerbook!!! http://www.zug.com/pranks/powerbook/

Kind of weird that the guy disappeared after he pulled that off. :hmmm:

[Chief Faithful]

I responded to one telling them I was the owner of a large zoo and had a Rhino about ready to be bred. I offered to pay him $50,000 for some Rhino semen. I told them I had to have a picture of them collecting the semen so that I would be sure it was authentic.

I'm still waiting.

To convince him you are legit send him a picture of you collecting from a boar.

[Buck]

Okay, I got another one the other day, so I responded to it, and he responded back.

I need your guys help letting me know how I should reply.

Here is his return email to me.

"Dear:Matt,

Thanks for your response and i really thank you for your willingness to assist me in this mutually beneficial transaction. Note that this business is absolutely legal and risk-free and it shall follow Legal procedures in confirmation that there is No Risk involved. Sincerely speaking, I am willing to do this business only with you and I demand your total honesty, faithfulness and confidentiality regarding all matters in the transaction.

Please for security reasons, you are not to discuss this transaction with anybody in your country until the £9,700,000.00 is credited into your bank account. I have confidence in you and assured smooth success of this transaction and endeavor to follow my instruction religiously and always reply my emails promptly. Note that all documents relating to the ownership of the amount in question shall be diligently transcribed to your own name in order to perfectly and official confirm/recognize you as the Next of Kin and the new beneficiary of the £9.7Million. You are my only partner in this transaction and I shall Trust you and work together with you with all my Heart.

The funds I am referring to is right here in this bank floating in suspense account, therefore I solicit for your cooperation to be in collaboration with me to have this done, it will be transferred into an account you will provide any where in the world. I will need you to provide the following information urgently to enable the attorney start the processing of the all the relevant legal documents for the fund remittance.

1)Name:
2)Address:
3)Tel:
4)Age:
5)Sex:
6)Occupation Status:

Having provided this, I will continue immediately with some in house procedure approving process.

Await your quick response,
Mr.Cheong."

[OnTheWarpath15]

They don't get spooked. They just respond with the same old requests till you give up or give in.

They're all over craigslist, too, of course (sucker fishers go where suckers live). They'll list some high dollar item for less than believable prices, and cause we can't pass up the possible steal, we email them.

Usually, there's some song and dance about the item being in a storage unit in Maine or something, and all they want is your name and address to get the ball rolling.

If you're bored, they are fun to mess with, and they will go to great lengths to reel in a live one, but it tires quickly, imo.

I had a buyer on Craiglist that was an obvious scam.

I was selling a portable DVD player, and some guy said he would buy it if I could ship it overseas to his son. He said, "of course, I will pay you $300 to cover your shipping and inconvenience."

I was asking $100.

In my best Peter Gibbons, I e-mailed back and said, "Good luck with your scam."

Never heard back from him.

[Dartgod]

Please for security reasons, you are not to discuss this transaction with anybody in your country until the £9,700,000.00 is credited into your bank account.
Stupid Charger fan. :D

[El Jefe]

rich uncle with monies invested but can't get to them without your help .. Needs someone with a US citizenship to help get it ... That persons cut could be up to 12 million dollars .. Please help me and my poor uncle .. Send me 1,500 US dollars to get the process started and you'll never regret it .. Thank you .. Send moniesin care of Palo P Quallion VP and Treasurer of Uncle Funni A Money Foundations .. Ripu, Nigeria 00076321 ...

PM'd you, very interested in helping your uncle.

[MMXcalibur]

**** that, send them Monopoly money. I'd love to hear the response to that.

What a perfectly good waste of Monopoly money. :shake:

[Skip Towne]

Those people must have 1000 email addys. I've blocked 50 or 60 of them.

[Molitoth]

I rememeber P-P-P-Powerbook from years ago, that story was great.

[Buck]

Okay, heres the response I sent.

I don't know if he'll bite or not.

"Okay, you seem trustworthy, its just that I have heard of people being scammed before so I am a little worry.

I'll tell you my name, Age, Sex, and Occupation status, but before I send you my address and phone # I want to make sure this not a scam or fake traansaction.

Name: Matt
Sex: Male
Age: 23 years olde
Occupation Status: Employed

Please if you have some kind of Identification picture you can send me before I am very faithful, and we can process this transactions."

[Ecto-I]

Okay, heres the response I sent.

I don't know if he'll bite or not.

"Okay, you seem trustworthy, its just that I have heard of people being scammed before so I am a little worry.

I'll tell you my name, Age, Sex, and Occupation status, but before I send you my address and phone # I want to make sure this not a scam or fake traansaction.

Name: Matt
Sex: Male
Age: 23 years olde
Occupation Status: Employed

Please if you have some kind of Identification picture you can send me before I am very faithful, and we can process this transactions."


The grammar mistakes are a nice touch :thumb:

[kepp]

The grammar mistakes are a nice touch :thumb:

What mistakes? /MediaCenterJunkie

[KCChiefsMan]

where was that one where the guy sent some scammer in the UK a laptop that was made out of a binder. It was very detailed and funny.

[Buck]

What mistakes? /MediaCenterJunkie

Yeah, waht mistakes?S

[Valiant]

I do like the idea of telling them you are loaded with money already and could use more because your business of getting visas for immigrants..

[KcMizzou]

There are some pretty good stories here.

http://www.419eater.com/index.htm



http://www.419eater.com/images/trophy_room/jerry_ifanyi1.jpg

http://www.419eater.com/images/trophy_room/pastor_chris.jpg

http://www.419eater.com/images/tope2.jpg

[Rain Man]

Those people must have 1000 email addys. I've blocked 50 or 60 of them.

Sometimes it seems like Microsoft and Yahoo give them away for free.

[DymnAllem]

spam

[Saulbadguy]

buy more spam

link?

[Fansy the Famous Bard]

That's an odd resurrection.

[Buck]

now with more spam

http://i.imgur.com/fAnt8.jpg

[Kerberos]

http://i.imgur.com/fAnt8.jpg

Does this mean you never got your munny Buck? :D

[ExtremeChief]

I got this one today. Apparently the FBI addy is dennismoore17@gmail.com. You would think they would have a more official one than that!

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Anti-Terrorist and Monetary Crimes Division FBI Headquarters in Washington, D.C. Federal Bureau of Investigation J. Edgar Hoover Building 935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington, D.C. 20535-0001 Website: www.fbi.gov. ATTENTION FUND BENEFICIARY This is an official advice from the FBI foreign Remittance / telegraph department. It has come to our notice that the C.B.N Bank Nigeria district has released 5,300,000.00 US dollars into Bank of America in your name as the beneficiary by inheritance means. The C.B.N Bank Nigeria knowing fully well that they do not have enough facilities to effect this payment from the united kingdom into your account, Used what we know as a secret Diplomatic Immunity Seal Of Transfer (DIST CERTIFICATE) to transfer these fund via wire transfer. They are still waiting for confirmation from you on the already transferred funds which was made in direct transfer so that they can do final crediting to your account. Secret diplomatic payment is not made unless the funds are related to terrorist activities. That is why your payment has been made in secret transfer. If your transaction is legit and you are not a terrorist. Then why did you not receive the money directly into your account? This is a pure coded means of payment? Most Records we have had with this method of payment in the past has always been related to terrorist acts, We do not want you to get into trouble as soon as these funds reflect into your account in the U.S.A, so it is our duty as a world wide commission to correct this little problem before this fund will be credited into your personal account. Due to the increased difficulty and unnecessary security by the American authorities when funds enter from outside of Europe, and the Middle East, The F.B.I Bank Commission for Europe has stopped the transfer on its way to deliver payment of $5,300,000.00 to debit your reserve account and pay you through a secured diplomatic transit account (S.D.T.A). We govern and oversee funds transfer for the World Bank and the rest of the world. We advice you contact us immediately as the funds have been Stopped and are being held in our custody, until you can be able to provide us with a Diplomatic Immunity Seal Of Transfer (DIST) within 3 days from the world local bank that authorize the transfer in order to certify to us that the funds you are about to receive from Nigeria are anti-terrorist/drug free or we shall have cause to cross and impound the Payment, we shall release the funds immediately we receive this legal documents. (DIST CERTIFICATE) Guarantee: Funds will be released on confirmation of the document, But If you fail to provide the Documents to us, we will charge you guilty with the FBI and take our proper action against you for not proving to us the legitimate of the fund you are about to receive. These Condition Is Valid until 30th January 2011 after which we shall take actions on canceling the payment and then charge you for illegally moving funds out of Nigeria. Yours In Service Robert Mueller, III FBI Director

[Thydayderty]

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[Bugeater]

LMAO

[Bowser]

ROFL

[bowener]

LMAO

ROFL

What? You ****s not interested in a good price on Propecia?

Shit, Ima get me some of that.

[salame]

poon is the best last name

CHAD POON WR CINCINATTI BENGALS

[Over-Head]

The email scams I just deleat.
But man I do love torturing a telamarketer :evil:

Had one hang up on ME after 20 mns one night. Wife and mom in law were losing their minds from laughter.

I bet I apoligized 20 times for having "touretts" and out of the blue screaming "c***ksucker" at the top of my lungs, each and every time he got into his sales pitch
It was during my detailed explanation and account of having a cathater shoved up my wang as a result of the trucking accident I had back in 2000 while I was in a body cast he finally cought on and said ..."ya know what Sir..I'm gonna hang up now, as I really don't believe your being serious about this"

Now a days when I get a "foreign accent" asking "may I please speake to J Childs"..I say sure! just a sec,,,and hand the phone to my 4yr old son Jake

[KurtCobain]

Poor Nigerian, he was just scamming a ****ing cheater anyways.

[Buck]

LOLOLOLOL

YOU ARE SO MAD RIGHT NOW

[KurtCobain]

YOU'RE FUCKING WITH ME, MAN

YOU'RE PLAYING GAMES

I'M BUYING A TICKET TO CALI RIGHT NOW YOU JUST SIT THERE AND WAIT

[KurtCobain]

YOU THINK YOU'VE PLAYED KILLZONE

WAIT TILL IM ON YOUR FRONT PORCH

[KurtCobain]

I've taken three ambiens in the past six hours.

Why am I not asleep?

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

The email scams I just deleat.
But man I do love torturing a telamarketer :evil:

Had one hang up on ME after 20 mns one night. Wife and mom in law were losing their minds from laughter.

I bet I apoligized 20 times for having "touretts" and out of the blue screaming "c***ksucker" at the top of my lungs, each and every time he got into his sales pitch
It was during my detailed explanation and account of having a cathater shoved up my wang as a result of the trucking accident I had back in 2000 while I was in a body cast he finally cought on and said ..."ya know what Sir..I'm gonna hang up now, as I really don't believe your being serious about this"

Now a days when I get a "foreign accent" asking "may I please speake to J Childs"..I say sure! just a sec,,,and hand the phone to my 4yr old son Jake

Telemarketers are fun. i had one on for a whole 12 pack. Read this guy a wrong credit card # about 25 times and kept telling him I couldn't find my glasses. He finally said go ahead and take whatever time you need to find them so I put the phone down, went out and watered the lawn for about 20 minutes and came back in and he was still on the line. I told him I found my glasses in the cat box and had to run them thru the dishwasher to clean them up.

[Buck]

Ambien trips me out. Like full on visuals.

[KurtCobain]

Ambien trips me out. Like full on visuals.

Oh fuck, that could be why the pepsi can took a leap at me.

And wtf is an infraction? I'm on priceline right now, I'll be in Diego in a matter of hours.

[Buck]

Oh fuck, that could be why the pepsi can took a leap at me.

And wtf is an infraction? I'm on priceline right now, I'll be in Diego in a matter of hours.

If I want I haz powerz to ban you.

[KurtCobain]

If I want I haz powerz to ban you.

Oh yeah? Well you're lucky I don't have an active bank account or credit to speak of and austin chief wont let me send him a money order or i'd be infracting your ass and pricelining my way to your hood, yo.






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[DJay23]

Kind of weird that the guy disappeared after he pulled that off. :hmmm:

I wonder if he had a friend on the board write that epilogue and then change his account info/name to avoid being attacked by the scammer. Make it look like he did disappear.

[NewChief]

I'll keep everyone updated, hopefully you guys have some good ideas on how I can mess with him.

Heres his first email.

Good Day,
I have a business of US$22.4million for you.Please contact me for details.
Joseph Poon

My response:
I am very interested. How do I receive the money?

Mr. Poon,

Does it involve purchase of the powdered drink mix, Tang? Mr. Poon, Tang is a wonderful beverage and presents us with lots of opportunities. I'm telling you, Poon, tang is the future.

Sincerely,
Harry Nuts

[Predarat]

I love to mess with people who send those emails, give them fake bank account numbers and stuff, it gets them pretty mad hahaha