OT:Man assaults girlfriend with Sammich!!!!!!

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MSNBC.com
Did attacker use a club sandwich?

Authorities aren't saying if the weapon he wielded was a club sandwich

The Associated Press
updated 9:42 p.m. ET, Tues., Nov. 18, 2008

PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. - A man faces a domestic battery charge after allegedly hitting his girlfriend with a sandwich as she was driving on Interstate 95 on Friday. Police said the 19-year-old man became angry and hit the woman in the arm and face with a sandwich, knocking her glasses off.

The victim nearly lost control of the car because she couldn't see the road and the man then allegedly ripped off the rear-view mirror and used it to shatter the windshield.

The man was freed on $7,500 bail.

Police haven't said what type of sandwich was involved.


http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27793459/?GT1=43001

[Sully]

This story just doesn't make GoodCents.

[Sully]

He should've taken the Subway.

[Sully]

Gonna cost him a lot of dough.

[Sully]

Keeps this up, and he'll be a Po' Boy.


-I'll just keep enjoying these for myself.

[blueballs]

What the hell was LJ doing in Florida yesterday

[Demonpenz]

She later needed stiches from the sharp chedder

[Demonpenz]

Holding her kids The woman held her kids and yelled "Lettuce go"

[Buck]

I wonder if he hit her in the McRibs?

[JimNasium]

This story sounds like a real Whopper.

[Demonpenz]

I am sure she was Hamming it up with the police

[Buck]

I wonder if the assailant was from the country of Hungary???

[talastan]

What the hell was LJ doing in Florida yesterday

ROFL Rep!!

[JimNasium]

Once the police became involved he was in a real pickle.

[Demonpenz]

This story was earily similar to one in california earlier this month.
Chips had to be called in for that one

[cookster50]

That man is a turkey.

[Demonpenz]

That man is a turkey.

Fowl play is suspected

[talastan]

Its all fun and games till someone gets salami in their eye!!

[RJ]

That story has more holes than swiss cheese.

I say it's a bunch of bologna.

Sorry.....those were probably the wurst yet.

[DeepSouth]

Police haven't said what type of sandwich was involved.http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27793459/?GT1=43001

Stupid police. It was a club sandwich.

[FishingRod]

I'm not sure this story will pass mustard.

[seclark]

what an a-hole...no doubt karma will ketchup to him.
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[Sully]

He was basically mad that she made his sandwich with some weird cheese, and it was no gouda.

[raybec 4]

What the hell was LJ doing in Florida yesterday

Did he spit the sandwich at her?

[Coach]

I can has cheezeburger?

[crazycoffey]

Did he spit the sandwich at her?


yup and it caught her in the rye....

[Thig Lyfe]

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[Dartgod]

After arriving at the police station, the cops took him into the interrogation room and grilled him.

[Buck]

yup and she caught it right in her rye....

FYP, sounds more natural

[Sully]

Traffic violence against the one you love is always the coldest cut.

[Rain Man]

If she had died, he would've been arrested for mayonslaughter.

[Sully]

I relish the thought of seeing this guy's mugshot.

[Sully]

I hated traffic in Florida. I don't know why people are so quick to get angry down there, but I assume it's because it's such a Hot Pocket of the country.

[crazycoffey]

FYP, sounds more natural


but I was going for more of a "catcher and the rye" sound as you read the post, my humor hits on many levels....

[Dartgod]

They have released the assailant's name. It is Reuben Montecristo

[Demonpenz]

It's a mircle someone didn't whip his ass

[Dartgod]

It's a mircle someone didn't whip his ass
Well played!

[TrickyNicky]

The car she was driving? A Ford Pimento

[Demonpenz]

The car she was driving? A Ford Pimento

You sure it wasn't a Chuck wagon?

[Buck]

Whatever car it was, it wasn't as fast as a Torpedo.

[beach tribe]

I can't believe women stay with guys who hit them.

Treat deadbeats like they're the best thing since sliced bread.

[KCKID58]

I must have missed something, why was Larry Johnson in Florida???????

[beach tribe]

Susan was acting like a bitch, and Colby jacked her ass up.

[beach tribe]

I must have missed something, why was Larry Johnson in Florida???????

Yep. I heard the sandwich had Ho-made BBQ sauce on it.

[Thig Lyfe]

I must have missed something, why was Larry Johnson in Florida???????

Yeah, you missed when that joke was first made 39 posts ago.

[Long Duk Dong]

this kind of sandvich?

Sandvich! (http://www.steamgames.com/tf2/heavy/sandvichVideo.htm)

[Jilly]

I hated traffic in Florida. I don't know why people are so quick to get angry down there, but I assume it's because it's such a Hot Pocket of the country.

oh your brilliance...thanks for reminding me why I married you!

[seclark]

oh your brilliance...thanks for reminding me why I married you!

you two need to get a room.
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[Jilly]

you two need to get a room.
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you need to get a room

[Sully]

I'm not done!!!!!

If we get to the real "crust" of the situation, we can see that dealing with this broad was real Hell, manns. He should've kicked her Heinz long ago. Dealing with a pushy woman...join the club...bro.

[Buck]

Maybe it would be safer if she took public transportation, like the Subway, or if she went by water and took a Submarine.

[CHENZ A!]

Some women like it when you call em bitch they walk in the room and you throw a shrimp basket at they head and they like it /choppa