Dog Sucks.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

I have very little love for "the law". I understand it's purpose, but I question the methods of it's enforcement. I also question a money-based Justice System, because money should have no effect on justice.


But what I save my deepest hatred for in this miasma-clusterfuck are Bounty Hunters. Bounty Hunters are the fucking scum of the earth. Hovering somewhere between shopping mall rent-a-cop and bouncer with short-dick, these "Walker:Texas Ranger"-fucksticks make my blood boil.
I'm not a practicing criminal, and I do not advocate such practices.
That said, if the Government of this Nation sees fit to turn over any aspect of law enforcement to these 'Dale Gribble' clowns, I say that We The People should have the legal right to meet on an even playing field.
You wanna' come 'Bounty Hunting' after me? That's cool. But don't put my life in further judicial jeopardy when I get the drop on you and put a bullet in your fucking skull.

Oh it's REAL play time now; you got your costume on, motherfucker? I hope you cleaned it before coming or have a spare in the closet; you'll want something nice to be buried in.
And maybe if we're all REAL lucky, you'll have the camera crew from your TV show along for the ride to document the entire event.
I want my episode to be called "That's a Wrap, Motherfucker".
And when I skip town/Country, and am having a nice drink and an after dinner fuck in an undisclosed location, I'll be writing my memoirs on the whole affair. What should I call it? How 'bout this:

"Putting Down Old 'Yeller:
The day America gave not two fucks,
and went about it's business as usual".

Yeah; I think I like that.

[Fairplay]

................This is how its done.
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[Fairplay]

...Same scene with a rap music...
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[Sweet Daddy Hate]

................This is how its done.
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ROFL

That robot is CRAZY; I'm Brian Waters!

['Hamas' Jenkins]

If Dog took a 12 gauge to the chest I probably wouldn't shed a tear.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

If Dog took a 12 gauge to the chest I probably wouldn't shed a tear.

Nobody in their right mind would. And who knows; maybe I could get Marylin Manson to write a song and make a video about it!

Yeah; that'd be tits.

[Phobia]

Okay, so I was really confused by the thread title but apparently "Dog" is the name of an infamous bounty hunter.

What I really don't understand is why his biggest fan is here decrying his popularity.

[Abba-Dabba]

You don't want to be hunted down, don't go to a bail bondsman to take your squishy ass out of lockup and then mysteriously disappear for your next court date. Next time keep your punk ass in jail. Someone provides a service, puts thousands of dollars of their money on the line for you, someone who they don't even know, and you expect to be handled with kid gloves when you don't hold up your end of the bargain. GFY.

[Pablo]

Need a cigarette, brah?

Gotta go with Jesus, brah..just go with him.

We wanna help ya brah.

[BWillie]

You don't want to be hunted down, don't go to a bail bondsman to take your squishy ass out of lockup and then mysteriously disappear for your next court date. Next time keep your punk ass in jail. Someone provides a service, puts thousands of dollars of their money on the line for you, someone who they don't even know, and you expect to be handled with kid gloves when you don't hold up your end of the bargain. GFY.

Great post. I agree. And from what I've seen and know about Dog, he seems like a pretty stand-up guy who changed his life for the better. Sure he's kind of a toolbag but that is part of the TV shows allure. I know he was caught using some racial slurs, but shit happens. Just because a white guy says a racial slur at one point of his life doesn't mean you shouldn't care if someone shoots him dead with a shotgun.

[The Bad Guy]

Is it possible for you to be any more annoying?

[Inspector]

Some people prefer cats.

[seclark]

beth has the dinner plates to feed the whole litter of dogs pups.
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[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Okay, so I was really confused by the thread title but apparently "Dog" is the name of an infamous bounty hunter.

What I really don't understand is why his biggest fan is here decrying his popularity.

NOT a fan.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

You don't want to be hunted down, don't go to a bail bondsman to take your squishy ass out of lockup and then mysteriously disappear for your next court date. Next time keep your punk ass in jail. Someone provides a service, puts thousands of dollars of their money on the line for you, someone who they don't even know, and you expect to be handled with kid gloves when you don't hold up your end of the bargain. GFY.

I don't go to jail because I don't get caught.

[Delano]

Is it possible for you to be any more annoying?

I think he has potential to do amazing things.

[BigChiefFan]

Here's an idea-don't watch the show if you don't like it. Nobody gives a shit.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Is it possible for you to be any more annoying?

Yes. Yes it is.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Here's an idea-don't watch the show if you don't like it. Nobody gives a shit.

It isn't about "watching the show". I don't watch the show. I would think you would figure that out by reading my post.

[4th and Long]

Bounty Hunters are the ****ing scum of the earth.
Correction. Bounty hunters chase and capture the scum of the earth.

[Gonzo]

You don't want to be hunted down, don't go to a bail bondsman to take your squishy ass out of lockup and then mysteriously disappear for your next court date. Next time keep your punk ass in jail. Someone provides a service, puts thousands of dollars of their money on the line for you, someone who they don't even know, and you expect to be handled with kid gloves when you don't hold up your end of the bargain. GFY.

:clap:
Exactly. Dog may be an annoying mofo but bounty hunters in general perform a valuable service to the community. They get low-life, bail-jumping, cocksucking, pieces of shit back in the pen and away from law abiding society. I appreciate the work they do.

[BigChiefFan]

It isn't about "watching the show". I don't watch the show. I would think you would figure that out by reading my post.
Then WTF does DOG have to do with any of this? Just because he's a bounty hunter? Gee, let's generalize a little more, shall we?


Bail Bondsmen provide a service, when they get fucked over, they go after their money-why the fuck is that so hard to comprehend for you?

[Gonzo]

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[crazycoffey]

I'm not a practicing criminal, and I do not advocate such practices.

but you are saying, you ARE a criminal, just not practicing at this moment?


But don't put my life in further judicial jeopardy when I get the drop on you and put a bullet in your ****ing skull.



Your and dirtbag.

[seclark]

I don't go to jail because I don't get caught.

we've just traced your ip, brah...we're coming to get you. hide your ice and scratch your lice. we're sending baby lisa under your ratty trailer to drag your wormy ass out and taking you in.
dog
the bounty hunter
hahahahahahah!!!

[4th and Long]

I'm not a practicing criminal, and I do not advocate such practices.
I don't go to jail because I don't get caught.
Make up your mind, dirt bag.

Someone is full of shit and a terrible liar.

You may want to actually read what you type before you profess your straight and narrow ways, only to follow it up with, "I don't go to jail because I don't get caught."

[4th and Long]

we've just traced your ip, brah...we're coming to get you. hide your ice and scratch your lice. we're sending baby lisa under your ratty trailer to drag your wormy ass out and taking you in.
dog
the bounty hunter
hahahahahahah!!!
ROFL

Get him, young blood!

[58-4ever]

You and joey should talk. He gets caught waaaaay too much.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Don't care, fuck 'em, they all suck; end of story.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Go ahead and continue your debate though, I'm unsubscribing and out of this thread.

[58-4ever]

Tuck it between your legs and run. Seems you are pretty good at that.

[seclark]

Go ahead and continue your debate though, I'm unsubscribing and out of this thread.

you cant run forever, brah...we're on your tail like crabs on your mamas cooch. we'll find you under that picnic table at the park where you like to make your buys. baby lisa is going to f@ck you up, brah. turn yourself in first. aloha
dog
the bounty hunter
hahahahaha!!!

[4th and Long]

Go ahead and continue your debate though, I'm unsubscribing and out of this thread.
Pussy.

[4th and Long]

you cant run forever, brah...we're on your tail like crabs on your mamas cooch. we'll find you under that picnic table at the park where you like to make your buys. baby lisa is going to f@ck you up, brah. turn yourself in first. aloha
dog
the bounty hunter
hahahahaha!!!
ROFL ROFL ROFL

[Lzen]

Then WTF does DOG have to do with any of this? Just because he's a bounty hunter? Gee, let's generalize a little more, shall we?


Bail Bondsmen provide a service, when they get ****ed over, they go after their money-why the **** is that so hard to comprehend for you?

I dunno. Could it be that he's a little law breaking punk who wants to be able to get away with it? Therefore, he despises anyone and everyone who happens to be on the side of the law? Just a thought.

[Lzen]

Honestly, I was afraid when I saw the thread title that this might be a thread about GoChiefs, peanut butter, and Fido.

[Bwana]

Good Gawd! Prozac up there little Rambo. :doh!:

[rambleonthruthefog]

I have very little love for "the law". I understand it's purpose, but I question the methods of it's enforcement. I also question a money-based Justice System, because money should have no effect on justice.


But what I save my deepest hatred for in this miasma-cluster**** are Bounty Hunters. Bounty Hunters are the ****ing scum of the earth. Hovering somewhere between shopping mall rent-a-cop and bouncer with short-dick, these "Walker:Texas Ranger"-****sticks make my blood boil.
I'm not a practicing criminal, and I do not advocate such practices.
That said, if the Government of this Nation sees fit to turn over any aspect of law enforcement to these 'Dale Gribble' clowns, I say that We The People should have the legal right to meet on an even playing field.
You wanna' come 'Bounty Hunting' after me? That's cool. But don't put my life in further judicial jeopardy when I get the drop on you and put a bullet in your ****ing skull.

Oh it's REAL play time now; you got your costume on, mother****er? I hope you cleaned it before coming or have a spare in the closet; you'll want something nice to be buried in.
And maybe if we're all REAL lucky, you'll have the camera crew from your TV show along for the ride to document the entire event.
I want my episode to be called "That's a Wrap, Mother****er".
And when I skip town/Country, and am having a nice drink and an after dinner **** in an undisclosed location, I'll be writing my memoirs on the whole affair. What should I call it? How 'bout this:

"Putting Down Old 'Yeller:
The day America gave not two ****s,
and went about it's business as usual".

Yeah; I think I like that.

this is what happens when you borrow a large sum of money, make a promise, and don't fulfill your end of the bargon. you sign a contract saying if i don't do what i say your gonna hunt me down like an animal.

this thread is f'n dumb. maybe you are too.

[Brock]

This is a slightly gayer version of Claythan.

[ChiefJustice]

YES!!

http://joebrower.com/PHILE_PILE/PIX/FR/awesome_thread.jpg

[Rausch]

Go ahead and continue your debate though, I'm unsubscribing and out of this thread.

From your own thread?

Is that a first?...

[smittysbar]

Please leave forever, no need to start a thread either

[catfish307]

Go ahead and continue your debate though, I'm unsubscribing and out of this thread.

ROFLROFLROFL I LOVE IT, Brah!

[tooge]

I'm not a fan of his either, simply because he has a hughe assed mullet and acts like white trash. However, if someone skips the court date and is a felon, and doesn't think the law applies to them, then I wont shed a tear if they take a shell full of 4 shot to the face either. In fact, I would sort of enjoy hearing about that.

[Skip Towne]

This is a slightly gayer version of Claythan.

Where did this little guy come from?

[Brock]

That beast wife of his is pretty annoying, too.

[Skip Towne]

That beast wife of his is pretty annoying, too.

I quit watching the show because of that mouthy fat slob.