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Simply Red
11-21-2008, 10:28 AM
Do dreams of sexual encounters leave you horny in the morning?

seclark
11-21-2008, 10:29 AM
no, but going to bed horny results in sexually enhanced dreams.
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Phobia
11-21-2008, 10:32 AM
Leave me waking up horny? Horny is a condition that exists perpetually, very nearly.

One exception that comes to mind is during live fire from Iraqis. While engaged with the enemy, horny retreats temporarily.

Simply Red
11-21-2008, 10:32 AM
no, but going to bed horny results in sexually enhanced dreams.
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QFT. For real, and I never use that silly 'QFT' abbreviation-deal, either

Mr. Laz
11-21-2008, 10:33 AM
morning wood?


that would be a "Yes"

seclark
11-21-2008, 10:35 AM
QFT. For real, and I never use that silly 'QFT' abbreviation-deal, either

glad i could help a little.
regards,

Katipan
11-21-2008, 10:35 AM
I'm totally down for 4-7 a.m. loving. It has to be my dreams. I hate mornings otherwise.

Simply Red
11-21-2008, 10:42 AM
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ChiefsCountry
11-21-2008, 10:45 AM
Mornings kind of suck - morning wood plus trying to pee. Not a good combo.

beach tribe
11-21-2008, 11:22 AM
My GF knows I always wake up horny. She's cool. She told me to wake her up by insertion any time I feel like it. She's a nympho. Any time is a good time for her.

Nzoner
11-21-2008, 11:46 AM
Of course,unless I'm fortunate enough to go all the way in the dream :)

Bill Lundberg
11-21-2008, 11:49 AM
Mornings kind of suck - morning wood plus trying to pee. Not a good combo.


Try standing on your head to pee. Much easier once you get the aim down.

luv
11-21-2008, 11:52 AM
no, but going to bed horny results in sexually enhanced dreams.
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So I should stop masturbating before I go to sleep. My dreams will be better.

Demonpenz
11-21-2008, 11:52 AM
If you have a boner try peeing into the shower larger target

Nzoner
11-21-2008, 11:57 AM
Mornings kind of suck - morning wood plus trying to pee. Not a good combo.


:D


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crazycoffey
11-21-2008, 12:19 PM
tell the truth SR, you were horney when you made this thread....

crazycoffey
11-21-2008, 12:20 PM
My GF knows I always wake up horny. She's cool. She told me to wake her up by insertion any time I feel like it. She's a nympho. Any time is a good time for her.

this is true for me as well...

Katipan
11-21-2008, 12:28 PM
this is true for me as well...

Does beach tribe watch, help, or just stays sleeping?

seclark
11-21-2008, 12:29 PM
Does beach tribe watch, help, or just stays sleeping?

ROFLROFLROFL

Nzoner
11-21-2008, 12:30 PM
Does beach tribe watch, help, or just stays sleeping?

girl is on a roll today

crazycoffey
11-21-2008, 12:51 PM
Does beach tribe watch, help, or just stays sleeping?


he usually tickles my undercarriage with his pinkie....

Katipan
11-21-2008, 12:59 PM
girl is on a roll today

I didn't get any morning nookie. :(

crazycoffey
11-21-2008, 01:01 PM
I didn't get any morning nookie. :(

If you are as big a smartass as you are on here, you prolly scare 'em off by morning....

Katipan
11-21-2008, 01:04 PM
If you are as big a smartass as you are on here, you prolly scare 'em off by morning....

Nah. It helps get 'em off.

crazycoffey
11-21-2008, 01:04 PM
Nah. It helps gets them off.

[/shudder]

do they pay you extra for that?

Katipan
11-21-2008, 01:07 PM
Bad grammar? Nah. Thats free.

I used to bring an old boyfriend breakfast and sex before he'd go to work. Then I'd crawl back into my own bed and sleep till noon. Haven't had a guy break up with me since the 6th grade.

Fucking bastard Eddie Gilbert.

Donger
11-21-2008, 01:11 PM
As opposed to what?

Simply Red
11-21-2008, 01:12 PM
I'm sure he was cool and all, but; Eddie Gilbert is too black sounding for me.

Katipan
11-21-2008, 01:17 PM
I'm sure he was cool and all, but; Eddie Gilbert is too black sounding for me.

Funny you say that. Little white jewish boy with a total afro-puff. And he dumped me in front of his friends. We went out for almost 2 weeks!!

Simply Red
11-21-2008, 01:24 PM
Funny you say that. Little white jewish boy with a total afro-puff. And he dumped me in front of his friends. We went out for almost 2 weeks!!

I went with Desire, that little hooker dropped me like a bad habit. :cuss:

Hammock Parties
11-21-2008, 01:25 PM
Bad grammar? Nah. Thats free.

I used to bring an old boyfriend breakfast and sex before he'd go to work. Then I'd crawl back into my own bed and sleep till noon. Haven't had a guy break up with me since the 6th grade.

Fucking bastard Eddie Gilbert.

MAN I COULD SURE USE A GIRLFRIEND!

Donger
11-21-2008, 01:26 PM
This thread got me a thinking. Does anyone else have a spouse or "friend" who is typically the most randy at the exact opposite time of day as you? I'm a morning person in every way, but my wife is not. So, our horniness levels cross right around noon.

Simply Red
11-21-2008, 01:28 PM
This thread got me a thinking. Does anyone else have a spouse or "friend" who is typically the most randy at the exact opposite time of day as you? I'm a morning person in every way, but my wife is not. So, our horniness levels cross right around noon.

who's Randy? When did this third-pty. individual join in?

Donger
11-21-2008, 01:32 PM
who's Randy? When did this third-pty. individual join in?

My pet gerbil.

Simply Red
11-21-2008, 01:34 PM
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Nzoner
11-21-2008, 01:36 PM
This thread got me a thinking. Does anyone else have a spouse or "friend" who is typically the most randy at the exact opposite time of day as you? I'm a morning person in every way, but my wife is not. So, our horniness levels cross right around noon.

So skip lunch and have a nooner,problem solved.

Katipan
11-21-2008, 01:37 PM
This thread got me a thinking. Does anyone else have a spouse or "friend" who is typically the most randy at the exact opposite time of day as you? I'm a morning person in every way, but my wife is not. So, our horniness levels cross right around noon.

The guys I've slept with are just always horny.
And naked. I've had a string of boyfriends that love to be naked.

Simply Red
11-21-2008, 01:39 PM
The guys I've slept with are just always horny.
And naked. I've had a string of boyfriends that love to be naked.

That's fine and dandy if they look good. I just refuse to shave my entire body.

StcChief
11-21-2008, 01:40 PM
The guys I've slept with are just always horny.
And naked. I've had a string of boyfriends that love to be naked.
FYI everything is just easier naked.... :evil:

Katipan
11-21-2008, 01:41 PM
That's fine and dandy if they look good. I just refuse to shave my entire body.


You know baby, It's not about the hair, or the lack of hair. It's not about how you look, or how much money you make. It CAN be about personality, but lets just say a crowd of chicks doesn't know your personality yet...

It's all about how you walk into a room.

Donger
11-21-2008, 01:42 PM
So skip lunch and have a nooner,problem solved.

Working from home does have many ups and very few downs, true.

crazycoffey
11-21-2008, 01:42 PM
You know baby, It's not about the hair, or the lack of hair. It's not about how you look, or how much money you make. It CAN be about personality, but lets just say a crowd of chicks doesn't know your personality yet...

It's all about how you walk into a room.


They walked into a room naked?

Donger
11-21-2008, 01:43 PM
The guys I've slept with are just always horny.
And naked. I've had a string of boyfriends that love to be naked.

Sounds rather boring.

Katipan
11-21-2008, 01:43 PM
FYI everything is just easier naked.... :evil:

No problems when he wanted to smoke a bowl or watch tv naked. Im a private exhibitionist. But frying won-tons sucked.

Katipan
11-21-2008, 01:44 PM
They walked into a room naked?


golf clap

Katipan
11-21-2008, 01:45 PM
Sounds rather boring.


No way. Theres tons of things you can do while naked that you cant do while dressed.

Like doing dick curls with a wet washcloth.
Call me when you can do a beach towel.

Donger
11-21-2008, 01:46 PM
You know baby, It's not about the hair, or the lack of hair. It's not about how you look, or how much money you make. It CAN be about personality, but lets just say a crowd of chicks doesn't know your personality yet...

It's all about how you walk into a room.

It really is amazing how sensitive females are to presence. I was at a trade show all week, so I got to observe people more than I normally do. I'd forgotten how much fun it can be.

Nzoner
11-21-2008, 01:46 PM
No problems when he wanted to smoke a bowl or watch tv naked. Im a private exhibitionist. But frying won-tons sucked.

so wear nothing but an apron,at least your ass is still hanging out.

Donger
11-21-2008, 01:47 PM
so wear nothing but an apron,at least your ass is still hanging out.

Katipan does not have an ass. Well, not much of one, anyway.

Katipan
11-21-2008, 01:48 PM
It really is amazing how sensitive females are to presence. I was at a trade show all week, so I got to observe people more than I normally do. I'd forgotten how much fun it can be.

Yes!
You see it happen with Alpha Males all the time. Guys complain about girls wanting the bad boy. It's not the badness, it's the presence.

Katipan
11-21-2008, 01:48 PM
Katipan does not have an ass. Well, not much of one, anyway.

I've got more of one than most filipinos!

Skip Towne
11-21-2008, 01:49 PM
Not anymore.

Hammock Parties
11-21-2008, 01:49 PM
Have we ever seen a good picture of Katipan?

Nzoner
11-21-2008, 01:50 PM
Have we ever seen a good picture of Katipan?

you looking for someone new to whack off to?

Simply Red
11-21-2008, 01:51 PM
You know baby, It's not about the hair, or the lack of hair. It's not about how you look, or how much money you make. It CAN be about personality, but lets just say a crowd of chicks doesn't know your personality yet...

It's all about how you walk into a room.

so, finesse? Finesse is the answer? That comes included in my package.




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finesse   /finesse/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [fi-ness] Show IPA Pronunciation
noun, verb, -nessed, -ness⋅ing.
–noun 1. extreme delicacy or subtlety in action, performance, skill, discrimination, taste, etc. - in bed
2. skill in handling a difficult or highly sensitive situation; adroit and artful management: exceptional diplomatic finesse. - in bed
3. a trick, artifice, or stratagem. - in bed
4. Bridge, Whist. an attempt to win a trick with a card while holding a higher card not in sequence with it, in the hope that the card or cards between will not be played. - in bed
–verb (used without object) 5. to use finesse or artifice.
6. to make a finesse at cards. - in bed
–verb (used with object) 7. to bring about by finesse or artifice. - in bed
8. to avoid; circumvent. - in bed
9. to make a finesse with (a card). - in bed
10. to force the playing of (a card) by a finesse. - in bed


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Hammock Parties
11-21-2008, 01:51 PM
YES LOVE TO JERK IT

Skip Towne
11-21-2008, 01:51 PM
Have we ever seen a good picture of Katipan?

I'll bet Endelt has some really good ones.

Donger
11-21-2008, 01:52 PM
Have we ever seen a good picture of Katipan?

We?

Nzoner
11-21-2008, 01:52 PM
I'll bet Endelt has some really good ones.

yep,he do

Katipan
11-21-2008, 01:52 PM
My mother framed my Warpaint Illustrated picture.

sigh.

Katipan
11-21-2008, 01:54 PM
so, finesse? Finesse is the answer? That comes included in my package.

No finesse is what is used to keep her coming back.
Confidence gets her there.

Or I hear money works too.

Donger
11-21-2008, 01:55 PM
I've got more of one than most filipinos!

I don't believe you.

Simply Red
11-21-2008, 02:08 PM
No finesse is what is used to keep her coming back.
Confidence gets her there.

Or I hear money works too.

Walls are fun for playing...

or something. Why don't you ever play poker so you can grade my dirty-talk.?

luv
11-21-2008, 02:09 PM
Walls are fun for playing...

or something. Why don't you ever play poker so you can grade my dirty-talk.?

I've never seen you talk dirty playing poker.

Katipan
11-21-2008, 02:11 PM
I didn't realize there was dirty poker going on.
I'm so there.


Donger, your proof is on the way :D

Simply Red
11-21-2008, 02:12 PM
I've never seen you talk dirty playing poker.

you weren't there, I can though...

Vonne Marie and I get down, girl....

Mr. Laz
11-21-2008, 02:48 PM
They walked into a room naked?
got drunk and did that once


it didn't go over IRL nearly as well as it had in my imagination. :sulk:

luv
11-21-2008, 03:11 PM
got drunk and did that once


it didn't go over IRL nearly as well as it had in my imagination. :sulk:

Tough audience.

Donger
11-21-2008, 03:22 PM
I wish to say the following to Katipan regarding my comment about the lack of mass of her posterior:

I do, I offer a complete and utter retraction. The imputation was totally without basis in fact, and was in no way fair comment, and was motivated purely by malice, and I deeply regret any distress that my comments may have caused you, or your family, and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future.

Unless, of course, this discussion wanders towards the realm of your breasts.

4th and Long
11-21-2008, 03:26 PM
I wish to say the following to Katipan regarding my comment about the lack of mass of her posterior:

I do, I offer a complete and utter retraction. The imputation was totally without basis in fact, and was in no way fair comment, and was motivated purely by malice, and I deeply regret any distress that my comments may have caused you, or your family, and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future.

Unless, of course, this discussion wanders towards the realm of your breasts.
That's not her ass. [/Donger]

Donger
11-21-2008, 03:27 PM
That's not her ass. [/Donger]

Oh, I believe that she has proven herself far beyond any reasonable doubt.

4th and Long
11-21-2008, 03:37 PM
Oh, I believe that she has proven herself far beyond any reasonable doubt.
No she hasn't. That's not her ass. [/Donger]

Katipan
11-21-2008, 03:39 PM
I wish to say the following to Katipan regarding my comment about the lack of mass of her posterior:

That'll teach you not to call me a fat ass.

Donger
11-21-2008, 03:58 PM
That'll teach you not to call me a fat ass.

You're correct. I did not call you a fat ass. I was stating that you didn't have an ass.

You do.

Skip Towne
11-21-2008, 04:03 PM
You're correct. I did not call you a fat ass. I was stating that you didn't have an ass.

You do.

I don't beieve it.

Simply Red
11-21-2008, 04:03 PM
Oh, I believe that she has proven herself far beyond any reasonable doubt.

What do you mean by that?

penguinz
11-21-2008, 04:03 PM
You're correct. I did not call you a fat ass. I was stating that you didn't have an ass.

You do.So she has a fat ass?

Buzz
11-21-2008, 04:08 PM
So she has a fat ass?

or a phat azz? :p

ChiTown
11-21-2008, 04:09 PM
Do dreams of sexual encounters leave you horny in the morning?

Who actually jerks off?

Donger
11-21-2008, 04:13 PM
What do you mean by that?

Katipan has provided the requisite proof that she does indeed have an ass.

Donger
11-21-2008, 04:14 PM
So she has a fat ass?

No. Fat is not applicable to Katipan's ass.

4th and Long
11-21-2008, 04:16 PM
I don't beieve it.
Neither do I. [/KChiefsQT]

Skip Towne
11-21-2008, 04:17 PM
So skip lunch and have a nooner,problem solved.

So now Skip's involved a well as Randy. This will be a great party.

Simply Red
11-21-2008, 04:20 PM
So now Skip's involved a well as Randy. This will be a great party.

ROFLROFL

sedated
11-21-2008, 04:55 PM
Donger, your proof is on the way :D

:harumph: I wanna see too

penguinz
11-21-2008, 05:08 PM
:harumph:I wanna see too:harumph: me too.

Donger
11-21-2008, 05:17 PM
What do you boys think Katipan is? Easy?

Hammock Parties
11-21-2008, 05:20 PM
What do you boys think Katipan is? Easy?

She had sex with Brian.

crazycoffey
11-21-2008, 05:22 PM
Bad grammar? Nah. Thats free.

I used to bring an old boyfriend breakfast and sex before he'd go to work. Then I'd crawl back into my own bed and sleep till noon. Haven't had a guy break up with me since the 6th grade.

****ing bastard Eddie Gilbert.


I didn't say anything about grammer, talkin tude her woman. Pay attention, turn off the dryer if it's too distracting....

Donger
11-21-2008, 05:25 PM
She had sex with Brian.

Normal heterosexuals do, in fact, engage in sexual relations with the opposite sex.

That's kind of the point.

Donger
11-21-2008, 05:26 PM
I didn't say anything about grammer, talkin tude her woman. Pay attention, turn off the dryer if it's too distracting....

"GrammerTime!"

crazycoffey
11-21-2008, 05:31 PM
That'll teach you not to call me a fat ass.


can I see too?

Donger
11-21-2008, 05:36 PM
BTW, can someone post the animated gif of the startled/scared rodent?

Rain Man
11-21-2008, 05:53 PM
"GrammerTime!"

"You can't conjugate this!"

crazycoffey
11-21-2008, 05:59 PM
What do you boys think Katipan is? Easy?


was this a rhetorical question?

Hammock Parties
11-21-2008, 06:05 PM
Normal heterosexuals do, in fact, engage in sexual relations with the opposite sex.

That's kind of the point.

U CALLIN ME GAY?

crazycoffey
11-21-2008, 06:06 PM
U CALLIN ME GAY?


now that's a rhetorical question.....

Donger
11-21-2008, 06:09 PM
U CALLIN ME GAY?

No, I don't believe you are homosexual. You are just an abnormal heterosexual.

luv
11-21-2008, 06:15 PM
She had sex with Brian.

Heh. We have something in common.

Donger
11-21-2008, 06:18 PM
Heh. We have something in common.

You and Brian had sex with Katipan? If so, contemporaneously?

Katipan
11-21-2008, 06:32 PM
Oh Luv was often there. She just didn't know it.

Donger
11-21-2008, 06:35 PM
Oh Luv was often there. She just didn't know it.

You must be worse than I thought.

Pity.

Katipan
11-21-2008, 06:38 PM
You must be worse than I thought.

Pity.

This is where I rant and rave with gross exaggerations and compelling cursing to adamantly deny such an hateful statement while steadfastly maintaining that theres no possible way I could care what you think.

But you know me better than that.

Not as well as your wife does, but thats between us and the Navy.

Donger
11-21-2008, 07:23 PM
This is where I rant and rave with gross exaggerations and compelling cursing to adamantly deny such an hateful statement while steadfastly maintaining that theres no possible way I could care what you think.

But you know me better than that.

Not as well as your wife does, but thats between us and the Navy.

You assume "worse" is a negative?

Hammock Parties
11-21-2008, 08:29 PM
This is where I rant and rave with gross exaggerations and compelling cursing to adamantly deny such an hateful statement while steadfastly maintaining that theres no possible way I could care what you think.


You're so hot when you get verbose.

Bowser
11-21-2008, 09:36 PM
Do your dreams make you horny, or does your horny make your dreams?


Think about it.

Hammock Parties
11-21-2008, 09:44 PM
Do your dreams make you horny, or does your horny make your dreams?


Think about it.

If I stop jerking off for a few days, eventually I have an awesome, sexy dream.

Simply Red
11-22-2008, 03:11 AM
If I stop jerking off for a few days, eventually I have an awesome, sexy dream.

ROFL

Fairplay
11-22-2008, 03:17 AM
There has been a few times where i will wake up during sleeping and post here. Then go back to bed.

The next day i will be reading posts. I will read what i posted. I won't have any recollection of it. Kinda like sleep walking in a sense.

Like, wow, i don't remember posting that, WTF?