Funny Stuff Wichita's police have a website with photos of hookers and... [Archive]

BigVE

11-22-2008, 07:32 PM

also pics of those who do business with them. Isn't pr_capone from wichita?? Could THIS be him?? Regardless, those are some NASTY ho's.

http://www.wichita.gov/CityOffices/Police/FieldServices/North/Prostitution+Page.htm

Coach

11-22-2008, 07:39 PM

Goddamn. :shake:

ottawa_chiefs_fan

11-22-2008, 07:42 PM

holy fuck - they would have to pay me > $100,000 each.

BigVE

11-22-2008, 07:42 PM

Goddamn. :shake:

Really. You see those "discreet" ads with pics of the hot chicks and then when you show up and THOSE beasts are there....they ain't makin' NO money.

Deberg_1990

11-22-2008, 07:43 PM

yikes. I wouldnt hit any of those with Claythans d*ck.

KChiefs1

11-22-2008, 07:46 PM

why do they always portray prostitutes on tv & movies like Julia Roberts?

pr_capone

11-22-2008, 07:49 PM

BigVE

11-22-2008, 07:52 PM

LMFAO

Erm.... no. That's not me. I'm hispanic but I'm not brown. lol

LOL. I knew that but couldn't resist.

Hammock Parties

11-22-2008, 07:52 PM

why do they always portray prostitutes on tv & movies like Julia Roberts?

Dude...

http://www.collegecoedescorts.net/photogallery.html

KCChiefsMan

11-22-2008, 08:12 PM

wichita has the worse hookers ever

pr_capone

11-22-2008, 08:17 PM

wichita has the worse hookers ever

had a woman offer me a blow job for $5 while I was working.

old hag with missing teeth and wrinkly skin.

thinkin it was redrum's mom.

Bowser

11-22-2008, 08:17 PM

Dude...

http://www.collegecoedescorts.net/photogallery.html

Order up a Page, and get a Nancy J. Russell.

Psyko Tek

11-22-2008, 08:21 PM

i'm thinking there is a price difference between group a and group b

blueballs

11-22-2008, 08:40 PM

It takes a real man to fuck this
even Scanlon would need a gallon of Jack Daniels

Bowser

11-22-2008, 08:41 PM

RENT'S DUE!!

Hammock Parties

11-22-2008, 08:48 PM

Order up a Page, and get a Nancy J. Russell.

You think so?

Bowser

11-22-2008, 08:54 PM

You think so?

Knowing my luck had I ever tried it? I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'.....

Bowser

11-22-2008, 08:55 PM

You think so?

You know what? You need to order one, just to prove that a Nancy J. Russell doesn't show up. Hopefully you get a whole hour, not just to first pop.

Hammock Parties

11-22-2008, 08:57 PM

You know what? You need to order one, just to prove that a Nancy J. Russell doesn't show up. Hopefully you get a whole hour, not just to first pop.

Screw that. I'd rather use my hand.

the Talking Can

11-22-2008, 08:58 PM

i wouldn't touch those chicks with a mop

Bowser

11-22-2008, 08:59 PM

i wouldn't touch those chicks with a mop

LMAO

Lonewolf Ed

11-22-2008, 09:13 PM

Goddamn. :shake:

I agree. Not even with 2 rubbers and a can of Raid...

thebrad84

11-22-2008, 09:48 PM

Dude...

http://www.collegecoedescorts.net/photogallery.html

I will take one order of Ginger, and a side of Page to go. And can I get some butter and honey with that please? Good lord :drool:

Fish

11-22-2008, 09:52 PM

"Sodomy for Hire"

Explain that one to your next potential employer......

Hammock Parties

11-22-2008, 10:11 PM

I will take one order of Ginger, and a side of Page to go. And can I get some butter and honey with that please? Good lord :drool:

This one has her own site.

http://www.summerhouston.com/index2.html

sedated

11-22-2008, 10:11 PM

Dude...

http://www.collegecoedescorts.net/photogallery.html

"I didn't want to be the one to tell him, but with those narrow hips, that girl couldn't have more than 6 or 7 children!"

<img src="http://theu.com.s3.amazonaws.com/images/celebs/farmer_ishmael.gif">

11-22-2008, 10:43 PM

Sodomy for Hire.

Everybody's a specialist these days.

Chief Norman Williams is the only one smiling.

11-22-2008, 10:48 PM

"Sodomy for Hire"

Explain that one to your next potential employer......

Jan 2007 - Present: Self employed.

Pushead2

11-22-2008, 10:52 PM

This is the nastiest shit Ive seen in the hooker world

Fish

11-22-2008, 10:56 PM

Pimpin ain't easy.......

Bowser

11-22-2008, 10:57 PM

This one has her own site.

http://www.summerhouston.com/index2.html

No way that's on level.

Hammock Parties

11-22-2008, 10:59 PM

"on level?"

Bowser

11-22-2008, 11:01 PM

"on level?"

Forgot the "the". On the level, as in not real.

KCChiefsMan

11-22-2008, 11:03 PM

it's pretty disgusting to think that men out there are actually PAYING money for these skanks, they wouldn't be in business if they didn't have customers. Enough to make a billy goat puke

Skip Towne

11-22-2008, 11:06 PM

Sodomy for Hire.

Everybody's a specialist these days.

Chief Norman Williams is the only one smiling.

You wouldn't smile either if you had to live in Wichita

JuicesFlowing

11-22-2008, 11:07 PM

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/6383/cloroxtn1.gif

chasedude

11-22-2008, 11:12 PM

Meth, it's a helluva drug.

cabletech94

11-23-2008, 05:33 AM

Wasn't that Ma Fratelli?

boogblaster

11-23-2008, 08:14 AM

Hey you Fuks you're talkin trash on me sister ...

Skip Towne

11-23-2008, 08:17 AM

Hey you Fuks you're talkin trash on me sister ...

We meant no harm. Your sister sucks dick real good. There, is that better?

milkman

11-23-2008, 08:18 AM

We meant no harm. Your sister sucks dick real good. There, is that better?

How much did you pay for her services?

Skip Towne

11-23-2008, 08:26 AM

How much did you pay for her services?

Two bucks and a hit of smack.

boogblaster

11-23-2008, 08:38 AM

That biotch she always charged me and pop 5 bucks ...

Otter

11-23-2008, 08:41 AM

it's pretty disgusting to think that men out there are actually PAYING money for these skanks, they wouldn't be in business if they didn't have customers. Enough to make a billy goat puke

Hehe, nice Rambo quote.

I had a young version of those women come up to me at a bar in Vegas with the audacity to offer a BJ for $300. This chick was dressed like she just got done playing a game of volleyball and could have been have been a right tackle for most college teams.

Someone is paying premium prices for cheap goods, she certainly wasn't going hungry.

Otter

11-23-2008, 08:45 AM

Dude...

http://www.collegecoedescorts.net/photogallery.html

I for one wouldn't think any less of you if you called one of those girls GoChiefs.

Just please make it Amber and send me footage of her.....and her only.

CoMoChief

11-23-2008, 09:25 AM

It takes a real man to **** this
even Scanlon would need a gallon of Jack Daniels

Wow, that bitch looks like a bulldog.

I think i'd chop off my cock before ever touching that bitch.

Skip Towne

11-23-2008, 09:27 AM

Wow, that bitch looks like a bulldog.

I think i'd chop off my cock before ever touching that bitch.

Do us all a favor and do that.

2112

11-23-2008, 09:29 AM

holy **** - they would have to pay me > $100,000 each.

http://www.wichita.gov/NR/rdonlyres/96DB6DFE-AEF5-454C-8906-C1F253B1DC5B/51584/russellNANCY.jpg

ROFL

58-4ever

11-23-2008, 09:35 AM

I think that link alone gave me a virus. (and not the computer kind)

Rooster

11-23-2008, 11:17 AM

We have the best working girls in America. :Lin:

R&GHomer

11-23-2008, 11:33 AM

It takes a real man to **** this
even Scanlon would need a gallon of Jack Daniels

:eek: Unbelievable, Ewwwwww..... I'm leaving now. LOL who could willingly pay to stick their Junk in that. WOW

arrowheadnation

11-23-2008, 12:09 PM

Cot damn! And I usually complain about some of the bitches on that Cathouse show being ugly. I'd rather stick my dick in a meat grinder twice than ever touch any of those hoes on that list.

J Diddy

11-23-2008, 12:23 PM

http://www.wichita.gov/NR/rdonlyres/96DB6DFE-AEF5-454C-8906-C1F253B1DC5B/51584/russellNANCY.jpg

ROFL

she looks like the mother in "throw mama from the train"

LaChapelle

07-31-2009, 07:30 PM

WTF? No wonder they fuck dogs there.

SAUTO

07-31-2009, 07:32 PM

WTF? No wonder they fuck dogs there.

in wichita?

Hammock Parties

07-31-2009, 07:35 PM

Sarah E. Schepmann is a cutie.

LaChapelle

07-31-2009, 07:39 PM

Sarah E. Schepmann is a cutie.

I could throw a couple bucks her way.

Valiant

07-31-2009, 07:43 PM

If you want to meet some attractive hookers and get the hook up for free, work at a tanning salon..

Skip Towne

07-31-2009, 07:55 PM

Witchita has a lot of classy folks.

07-31-2009, 08:23 PM

Sodomy For Hire.

Is that Yellow Pages classification?

If not, it certainly should be.

sportsman1

07-31-2009, 08:25 PM

Not only is Wichita the US epic-center of weird, Wichita is home to nine year itch, and the world's ugliest whores. I think I can envision the tourism ad now.

Chaunceythe3rd

07-31-2009, 09:13 PM

Do all Kansas children get beaten with an "ugly stick"?

Skip Towne

07-31-2009, 09:25 PM

Not only is Wichita the US epic-center of weird, Wichita is home to nine year itch, and the world's ugliest whores. I think I can envision the tourism ad now.

Tourists visit Witchita? Why?

sportsman1

07-31-2009, 09:28 PM

Why? Good question. Because even their tourism website has an inferority complex. They have a section called "Wichita Skeptics".

http://www.gowichita.com/static/index.cfm?contentID=550

07-31-2009, 09:57 PM

Sodomy for Hire.

Everybody's a specialist these days.

Chief Norman Williams is the only one smiling.

WTF?

I didn't post this.

kstater

07-31-2009, 10:25 PM

WTF? No wonder they fuck dogs there.

What an odd bump. I'm guessing you're what blueballs turned into?