Life or death situation, between gay and beastality

[BWillie]

If you were given the ultimatum by a murderer that you had to have sex with a man or a female animal, which would you choose and why?

If you refuse the offer you would be tortured for hours on end for weeks and then finally killed in the most painful way you can imagine.

[Rain Man]

I would call 911 immediately.

[Bugeater]

Airwolf will save me.

[theultimatekcchiefsfan]

Definitely a pretty sheep.

[BWillie]

I would call 911 immediately.

That is not in the choices. You have two choices. Which one would it be.

[Jenson71]

I would fly away with my jetpack.

[luv]

Gay.

[Hammock Parties]

How hot is the man?

[Bugeater]

Gay.

No fair, that's not gay to you.

[Jenson71]

How hot is the man?

Are you pretending to have standards?

[Hammock Parties]

I most definitely have standards, Jenson. For instance, I wouldn't fuck you.

[BWillie]

How hot is the man?

Have you ever fantasized about having sex with any man, any man at all?

[Hammock Parties]

No.

[88TG88]

Stab them in the face

[luv]

No fair, that's not gay to you.

:D

[88TG88]

Have you ever fantasized about having sex with any man, any man at all?

You mean like a tall man?

[BWillie]

Definitely a pretty sheep.

Would it make a difference if it was a female or a male sheep?

[Phobia]

Willie,

Your fantasies don't necessarily mirror my own. As such, I can't really participate in your little closet you've created within this thread.

[crazycoffey]

Am I pitching or catching?

[BWillie]

You mean like a tall man?

Sure, whatever. What about a short man?

[TrickyNicky]

Pitching or catching?

[RealSNR]

What's involved in the gay sex? Does it have to be in the ass?

[Frazod]

Ugh. This seems like a good threat to ignore.

:spock:

[Jenson71]

I most definitely have standards, Jenson. For instance, I wouldn't **** you.

Thank God.

[BWillie]

What's involved in the gay sex? Does it have to be in the ass?

You would have your choice, if you were pitching or catching.

[Phobia]

Am I pitching or catching?

For you, the usual. Catching.

[88TG88]

Sure, whatever. What about a short man?

Like a midget ? I don't like midgets they creep me out.

[Phobia]

Thank God.

It's because you've been deflowered during confession.

[boogblaster]

My neighbors prefer beasts ... but Im sure they're gay too .. Myself I'll go with a pretty rhino ....

[BWillie]

Am I pitching or catching?

Whats the difference? If you are not gay, you should not have a preference. Both are gay.

[crazycoffey]

For you, the usual. Catching.


Then I would have to request Mr. (for lack of a better term) Wendler's little prick....

[BWillie]

Like a midget ? I don't like midgets they creep me out.

What about if it was a male celebrity?

[Rain Man]

What are the murderer's motivations for this demand? Does he have a gay friend and an animal friend that he's trying to set up? Or are they hostages, too? And why should I believe that he would just let me go afterwards? They never let people go. I think it's a trick and he's going to kill me anyway.

[BWillie]

What are the murderer's motivations for this demand? Does he have a gay friend and an animal friend that he's trying to set up? Or are they hostages, too? And why should I believe that he would just let me go afterwards? They never let people go. I think it's a trick and he's going to kill me anyway.

Lets say you just saw another dude whale away at another unfortunate dude and he was set free.

[crazycoffey]

Whats the difference? If you are not gay, you should not have a preference. Both are gay.


I'm not gay, but I heard in prison that only catching was gay....

[BWillie]

I'm not gay, but I heard in prison that only catching was gay....

Alright, throw out the gay intercourse. What if it was your receiving gay oral only.

[Phobia]

What are the murderer's motivations for this demand? Does he have a gay friend and an animal friend that he's trying to set up? Or are they hostages, too? And why should I believe that he would just let me go afterwards? They never let people go. I think it's a trick and he's going to kill me anyway.

It's part of a CSI: Miami script, it doesn't have to make sense.

[Phobia]

Alright, throw out the gay intercourse. What if it was your receiving gay oral only.

Sorry dude. I haven't showered today.

[crazycoffey]

I'm curious about the motivation of this topic. Did you live through some situation similar to this and now you are searching for some type of social acceptance? because this isn't going to turn out well for you....

[Hammock Parties]

Alright, throw out the gay intercourse. What if it was your receiving gay oral only.

Are you kidding me?

If he's experienced it could be fantastic.

[Spicy McHaggis]

Like a tall man? Because someone can be too tall.

[T-post Tom]

What if the person making the choice was actually a lesbian trapped in a man's body? Would they then be allowed to have "gay" sex with a woman? Cuz that'd be my story.

[BWillie]

Are you kidding me?

If he's experienced it could be fantastic.

Ain't nothing gay about getting your dick sucked! Yous the ones that're gay for sucking my dick! In fact, it creeps me out just being around you f.a.gs! Alright, get down on your knees and open your mouths.












Relax...it's off of Harold and Kumar go to Guantanamo Bay ROFL

[Ebolapox]

:spock:

what the fuck?

[Pablo]

Animal.

Couldn't be any worse than some of the swamp-donkies I see hanging around closing time at the bar.

[blueballs]

The pregnant man is really a woman with a mustache
can you just have a dog lick peanut butter off your balls
I've read here that it's fantastic