Any 30-ish Lesbians on the board?

[SPchief]

If so, I have a question that you may or may not be able to answer

[luv]

I'm 32.

[KcMizzou]

I'm 32.*perk*

[Ebolapox]

I'm 32.

and a lesbian?

that's hawt.

[Ebolapox]

*perk*

it is rather cold outside, no?

[luv]

Oops. I failed to mention that I'm not a lesbian. I think every girl is curious, though.

[chasedude]

Oops. I failed to mention that I'm not a lesbian. I think every girl is curious, though.

Do Tell!

[Bugeater]

This thread has potential...

[Donger]

Oops. I failed to mention that I'm not a lesbian. I think every girl is curious, though.

Curious about what? A man can do everything to you that female can do.

[booger]

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[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I'm 32.

luv is so freakin hot

[booger]

Curious about what? A man can do everything to you that female can do.

a woman knows what a woman wants:dom:

[luv]

Curious about what? A man can do everything to you that female can do.

It's never about me. I'm a giver. I'd probably never act on it, but I have to admit that I've wondered what it would be like.

[Donger]

It's never about me. I'm a giver. I'd probably never act on it, but I have to admit that I've wondered what it would be like.

What what would be like?

[Ebolapox]

It's never about me. I'm a giver. I'd probably never act on it, but I have to admit that I've wondered what it would be like.

descriptions. tawdry, lurid detailed descriptions are necessary. for great justice.

[luv]

descriptions. tawdry, lurid detailed descriptions are necessary. for great justice.

I know I never would. I can't even imagine saying it out loud (or typing it).

[Donger]

I know I never would. I can't even imagine saying it out loud (or typing it).

You performing oral sex on another female?

[booger]

mmmmmmmm felatio


Great, now i'm craving a loose meat sammich

[Ebolapox]

I know I never would. I can't even imagine saying it out loud (or typing it).

there's nothing I can type now that wouldn't seem either wildly inappropriate, or insanely fucked up and hilarious.

so, I'll just post this.

BOATS AND HOES!

[luv]

You performing oral sex on another female?

Going into the realm of uncomfortable. Wait until badgirl shows up. I'm sure she'd discuss such things.

[KCGridironBeast]

And now, for a very important debate: what is the proper way to spell fellatio without the -io sound on the end...fellash? Fellaysh?

For instance, it's time to go ponder a good self-fellaysh while look at the 40 over 40 thread...

How the hell do you spell that word?

[Ebolapox]

And now, for a very important debate: what is the proper way to spell fellatio without the -io sound on the end...fellash? Fellaysh?

For instance, it's time to go ponder a good self-fellaysh while look at the 40 over 40 thread...

How the hell do you spell that word?

it's fellate, dumbass.

BOATS AND HOES!

[booger]

nothing wrong with females participating in mouth to muff recessitation

[Donger]

Going into the realm of uncomfortable. Wait until badgirl shows up. I'm sure she'd discuss such things.

You can tell me privately, if you so wish.

[SPchief]

You can tell me privately, if you so wish.

You forgot to include your IM adress

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

nothing wrong with females participating in mouth to muff recessitation

I've always said there is nothing more beautiful than the love between two grown women.

[SPchief]

nothing wrong with females participating in mouth to muff recessitation

Ecpescially if they're in the same bed as me.

[Donger]

You forgot to include your IM adress

I don't have one.

[luv]

You can tell me privately, if you so wish.

Nah. Going into detail is something only done with someone you're intimate with. That should be who you explore your curiosity with. That said, I would never do anything with another woman if the man I am intimate with wasn't there. I would want to share that with him. But then, that's between me, my man, and unknown third party. Considering, there is no man in my life, I don't think of it much.

[Donger]

Nah. Going into detail is something only done with someone you're intimate with. That should be who you explore your curiosity with. That said, I would never do anything with another woman if the man I am intimate with wasn't there. I would want to share that with him. But then, that's between me, my man, and unknown third party.

As you wish.

[SPchief]

Nah. Going into detail is something only done with someone you're intimate with. That should be who you explore your curiosity with. That said, I would never do anything with another woman if the man I am intimate with wasn't there. I would want to share that with him. But then, that's between me, my man, and unknown third party.


So you're saying there's a chance? :hmmm:

[booger]

I've always said there is nothing more beautiful than the love between two grown women.

it truly is artistic

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I would never do anything with another woman if the man I am intimate with wasn't there. I would want to share that with him.

luv is so freakin hot

[luv]

So you're saying there's a chance? :hmmm:

For a casual threesome? No.

[Ebolapox]

Nah. Going into detail is something only done with someone you're intimate with. That should be who you explore your curiosity with. That said, I would never do anything with another woman if the man I am intimate with wasn't there. I would want to share that with him. But then, that's between me, my man, and unknown third party. Considering, there is no man in my life, I don't think of it much.

it's times like these that I get pissed at myself for getting married.

[luv]

it's times like these that I get pissed at myself for getting married.

I certainly hope you're being sarcastic.

[Bugeater]

For a casual threesome? No.

How about a long term threesome relationship?

[SPchief]

How about a long term threesome relationship?
Or a long distance threesome relationship?

[Donger]

I think for the female, the curiosity of sexual activity with another female is more emotional than physical curiosity. It's more about how they would feel doing it as opposed to what it would feel like doing it.

[luv]

How about a long term threesome relationship?

IF it were to ever happen, I'm pretty sure it would be a one time thing. I meant casual as in three associates.

[Ebolapox]

I certainly hope you're being sarcastic.

of course.

[booger]

swingers planet

[StcChief]

I think for the female, the curiosity of sexual activity with another female is more emotional than physical curiosity. It's more about how they would feel doing it as opposed to what it would feel like doing it.being the emotional creatures that they are....

[luv]

I think for the female, the curiosity of sexual activity with another female is more emotional than physical curiosity. It's more about how they would feel doing it as opposed to what it would feel like doing it.

I would probably just do it for comparison purposes, actually. I wonder how different it would be. Maybe I'm just weird.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

swingers planet

so freakin hot

[Donger]

being the emotional creatures that they are....

Well, men are pretty basic creatures. They don't think, "How do I feel about her blowing me?" when they're getting blown. We just think, "Ummm. Good. BASEBALL!" and that's it.

I suspect that women are more involved than that. Even more so in luv's example.

[Ebolapox]

I would probably just do it for comparison purposes, actually. I wonder how different it would be. Maybe I'm just weird.

naw, I'm pretty sure that most women are a lot more 'deviant' in their sexuality than guys are. my wife has dropped several not-so-subtle 'hints' about her being bi-curious. a good female friend of mine is 100% certified bi. several female acquaintances are openly bi.

maybe it's the way y'all are wired. maybe it's society. maybe it's because some women see that guys like it, and dangle it in front of guys as a way to pique interest. who knows?

[booger]

so freakin hot

I hear they get together the night before games and swap tickets with each others spouses

[Thig Lyfe]

And now, for a very important debate: what is the proper way to spell fellatio without the -io sound on the end...fellash? Fellaysh?

For instance, it's time to go ponder a good self-fellaysh while look at the 40 over 40 thread...

How the hell do you spell that word?

Are you twelve?

[StcChief]

yeah. Cavemen are just.... well cavemen.

[luv]

naw, I'm pretty sure that most women are a lot more 'deviant' in their sexuality than guys are. my wife has dropped several not-so-subtle 'hints' about her being bi-curious. a good female friend of mine is 100% certified bi. several female acquaintances are openly bi.

maybe it's the way y'all are wired. maybe it's society. maybe it's because some women see that guys like it, and dangle it in front of guys as a way to pique interest. who knows?

Did she dangle it in your face before you were married? Or could it just be something she would like to explore with you?

[Mecca]

Having a 3way with your wife or girlfriend involved is the quickest way to not have a relationship anymore...

[Lonewolf Ed]

mmmmmmmm felatio


Great, now i'm craving a loose meat sammich

Um... felatio is not cunnilingus. Just sayin'.

[Ebolapox]

Did she dangle it in your face before you were married? Or could it just be something she would like to explore with you?

eh, we're very open with each other (obviously). it's something that she's always kinda had an interest in, but honestly, as awesome as that would be (impossible to NOT sound like a pig saying that), I don't think it would be a good thing to ever do. I love the friggin' woman, and she's way too jealous--there would HAVE to be STRICT rules of conduct, and it would HAVE to be with a complete stranger--otherwise, things would get way too weird. and I don't wanna fuck up the good thing I have.

[Mecca]

Um... felatio is not cunnilingus. Just sayin'.

When I read that I thought Donger was somehow implying he liked to suck penises.

[luv]

Having a 3way with your wife or girlfriend involved is the quickest way to not have a relationship anymore...

Depends on who the guy ends up focusing his attention to. Females are very jealous creatures.

[luv]

eh, we're very open with each other (obviously). it's something that she's always kinda had an interest in, but honestly, as awesome as that would be (impossible to NOT sound like a pig saying that), I don't think it would be a good thing to ever do. I love the friggin' woman, and she's way too jealous--there would HAVE to be STRICT rules of conduct, and it would HAVE to be with a complete stranger--otherwise, things would get way too weird. and I don't wanna fuck up the good thing I have.

Rep-worthy response.

[Donger]

eh, we're very open with each other (obviously). it's something that she's always kinda had an interest in, but honestly, as awesome as that would be (impossible to NOT sound like a pig saying that), I don't think it would be a good thing to ever do. I love the friggin' woman, and she's way too jealous--there would HAVE to be STRICT rules of conduct, and it would HAVE to be with a complete stranger--otherwise, things would get way too weird. and I don't wanna **** up the good thing I have.

The risk versus reward doesn't sound very promising, IMO.

[Mecca]

If you have a 3way with your wife or girlfriend involved I guarantee you..unless you date or are married to a woman who frankly isn't a normal woman or is extremely slutty.

Your entire relationship will then become how you like the other chick more than her or you did this and that, it's just a path that you shouldn't venture to unless you want issues that you never thought about.

[Ebolapox]

The risk versus reward doesn't sound very promising, IMO.

yep. sucks, but it doesn't suck. you know?

[Mecca]

yep. sucks, but it doesn't suck. you know?

Well being single excuse me while I go find some objectionable women that I don't care if they get pissed off.

[Donger]

yep. sucks, but it doesn't suck. you know?

Not really. I've never been excited about the prospect of being with two women at once. Unless, of course, they were focusing their attention on me. Watching two women go at each other does nothing for me.

[Ebolapox]

Not really. I've never been excited about the prospect of being with two women at once. Unless, of course, they were focusing their attention on me. Watching two women go at each other does nothing for me.

but the possibilities, donger, the possibilities!

[booger]

Um... felatio is not cunnilingus. Just sayin'.

i'll just draw a picture next time. Better yet I'll ask Demonpenz to draw one, he's better at it.

[Mecca]

What if you have an online person who badgers you about meeting them all the time?

[Donger]

but the possibilities, donger, the possibilities!

If they aren't playing with my d*ck, I don't see the point. It'd be like watching the 2008 Chiefs play.

[Mecca]

If they aren't playing with my d*ck, I don't see the point. It'd be like watching the 2008 Chiefs play.

You want Herm Edwards to play with your dick?

[booger]

yep. sucks, but it doesn't suck. you know?

She might just be saying she wants Lesbo DVD's for xmas?

[StcChief]

this is degrading fast.

[SPchief]

What if you have an online person who badgers you about meeting them all the time?

Are they hot?

[Ebolapox]

What if you have an online person who badgers you about meeting them all the time?

:spock:

please tell me this isn't you coming out and telling us that you, hamas, and UP long to meet up and go all donger on that ass?

[Ebolapox]

She might just be saying she wants Lesbo DVD's for xmas?

obligatory 'the internet is for porn' post.

[Mecca]

Are they hot?

LOL, I'll explain one of my friends told me to sign up to a dating site as a joke, so I was bored and did.

This female talked to me she was nice so I was nice back you know yadda yadda, now she constantly badgers me about seeing her...and she's ok looking.

[booger]

obligatory 'the internet is for porn' post.

:)

[booger]

LOL, I'll explain one of my friends told me to sign up to a dating site as a joke, so I was bored and did.

This female talked to me she was nice so I was nice back you know yadda yadda, now she constantly badgers me about seeing her...and she's ok looking.

Lumberg Focked her

[Mecca]

Lumberg Focked her

ROFL

The part where it got really weird to me is she's from Omaha and she's like "oh you can stay a week with me" and I was just like uhhhh.

[SPchief]

LOL, I'll explain one of my friends told me to sign up to a dating site as a joke, so I was bored and did.

This female talked to me she was nice so I was nice back you know yadda yadda, now she constantly badgers me about seeing her...and she's ok looking.

Then why not?

[Mecca]

Then why not?

Look at the post above yours.

[booger]

ROFL

The part where it got really weird to me is she's from Omaha and she's like "oh you can stay a week with me" and I was just like uhhhh.

Omaha? Careful. She might be inbred.

[Ebolapox]

ROFL

The part where it got really weird to me is she's from Omaha and she's like "oh you can stay a week with me" and I was just like uhhhh.

then bruno her mexican boyfriend breaks down the door and castrates you.

[Mecca]

Omaha? Careful. She might be inbred.

LOL she's not midwestern looking she's very goth esq looking which is kind of scary in and of itself.

[Bugeater]

Omaha? Careful. She might be inbred.

Ahem. :grr:

[Mecca]

Ahem. :grr:

Do you know many goth people in Omaha?

[booger]

Ahem. :grr:

ooops!! I meant Omaha? She might be an axe murderer. ROFL

[booger]

LOL she's not midwestern looking she's very goth esq looking which is kind of scary in and of itself.

It's up to you. No matter where she's from it's always good to ask if she is inbred or not.

[Bugeater]

Do you know many goth people in Omaha?
Me, personally, no. I don't really see that many of them here, either we don't have many of them or they're all in a part of town I never go to.

[booger]

Omaha? She might eat bugs.

[J Diddy]

Are they hot?

lol

thats what i said

[Bugeater]

Omaha? She might eat bugs.
Now that is hot.

[Mecca]

Here I'll post pics, now you guys can comment better....

http://pics.plentyofsite.com/dating/56/Omaha_matchmaking_39181293.jpg

http://pics.plentyofsite.com/dating/56/Omaha_matchmaking_39180745.jpg

http://pics.plentyofsite.com/dating/56/Omaha_matchmaking_37742157.jpg

http://pics.plentyofsite.com/dating/56/Omaha_matchmaking_38245648.jpg

[booger]

Now that is hot.

totally

[Ebolapox]

Here I'll post pics, now you guys can comment better....

http://pics.plentyofsite.com/dating/56/Omaha_matchmaking_39181293.jpg

http://pics.plentyofsite.com/thumbnails/56/Omaha_matchmaking_39180745.jpg

http://pics.plentyofsite.com/dating/56/Omaha_matchmaking_37742157.jpg

http://pics.plentyofsite.com/dating/56/Omaha_matchmaking_38245648.jpg

serious case of the angles.

[Mecca]

serious case of the angles.

LOL, I can just tell by looking at her that she isn't small...and she's as tall as me which is a bit disconcerting.

[booger]

Pretty sure I counted 7 fingers.


And what's that thing in her nose? The landlord probably put that there to stop her from digging in the backyard.

[Mecca]

Pretty sure I counted 7 fingers.


And what's that thing in her nose? The landlord probably put that there to stop her from digging in the backyard.

Yea she has one of those middle nose rings...I'm not a fan of it either trust me.

[booger]

Yea she has one of those middle nose rings...I'm not a fan of it either trust me.

maybe she puts a chain through it and likes it pulled on when shes getting it from behind

[Ebolapox]

Yea she has one of those middle nose rings...I'm not a fan of it either trust me.

I can see why you haven't jumped all over that.

[Bugeater]

Whoa, that's creepy.

[ChiefsCountry]

Hey Clayton - you want to go to Omaha?

[jjchieffan]

My wife and I had a threesome once with a friend of hers. My wife was out with her adn they came back to the house together. The friend stayed to visit, then my wife put in a porn. we watched that for a bit, then the friend gave me a lap dance, while my wife watched. They then started messing around on the couch for a bit, then we all went to bed together. Afterwards, my wife took her home. It didn't phase our relationship, but we haven't ever done it again, or even discussed it since.

[Mecca]

Whoa, that's creepy.

Well she's from your town man.

[Bugeater]

Well she's from your town man.
I'll bet she actually lives in Council Bluffs but doesn't want to admit it.

[Mecca]

I'll bet she actually lives in Council Bluffs but doesn't want to admit it.

You need to explain that because I've never been in Nebraska.

[Bugeater]

You need to explain that because I've never been in Nebraska.
CB is a little dumpster of a town across the river from us in Iowa. There's a lot of weirdos there.

[booger]

counciltucky?

[Mecca]

CB is a little dumpster of a town across the river from us in Iowa. There's a lot of weirdos there.

I'm pretty sure she's actually from Omaha...I'm sure there's a part she would fit into.

She was telling me about some goth ball thing she went to there.

[SPchief]

Here I'll post pics, now you guys can comment better....

http://pics.plentyofsite.com/dating/56/Omaha_matchmaking_39181293.jpg

http://pics.plentyofsite.com/dating/56/Omaha_matchmaking_39180745.jpg

http://pics.plentyofsite.com/dating/56/Omaha_matchmaking_37742157.jpg

http://pics.plentyofsite.com/dating/56/Omaha_matchmaking_38245648.jpg

Holy shit, that's my cousin

[Mecca]

Holy shit, that's my cousin

You're kidding right...if you know her name and it really is that would be weird.

[Bugeater]

counciltucky?
Also known as.


I'm pretty sure she's actually from Omaha...I'm sure there's a part she would fit into.

She was telling me about some goth ball thing she went to there.
Eh, I could probably see something like that going on downtown. I'm sure there are some strange fuggers scattered around out west where I am, the Wal Mart sure as hell is always full of them.

[SPchief]

Jessica

[Mecca]

LOL she's really not strange when you speak to her, she's nice and we get along fine, I guess it's her non typical appearance that does that.

[Mecca]

Jessica

Nah her names Robin....does your cousin have kids cause this one does another reason I become apprehensive.

[SPchief]

Nah her names Robin....does your cousin have kids cause this one does another reason I become apprehensive.

My cousin does have kids, but thats not her, I was just fucking around.

[Mecca]

My cousin does have kids, but thats not her, I was just fucking around.

LOL, that would have been really weird if it was true, small world type of thing...

Does your cousin also go for that look?

[SPchief]

LOL, that would have been really weird if it was true, small world type of thing...

Does your cousin also go for that look?


No, and I thought you were into the goth look.

[Mecca]

No, and I thought you were into the goth look.

Um depends....I'm not a big fan of facial piercings....What I should say is goth chicks are into me, that seems to be the type of chick that will always come right up to me.

[T-post Tom]

Well, men are pretty basic creatures. They don't think, "How do I feel about her blowing me?" when they're getting blown. We just think, "Ummm. Good. BASEBALL!" and that's it.

I suspect that women are more involved than that. Even more so in luv's example.

Speak for yourself, sir.

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BTW, any of you would cry tears of joy during a romp with Elizabeth Hurley.

[BWillie]

My wife and I had a threesome once with a friend of hers. My wife was out with her adn they came back to the house together. The friend stayed to visit, then my wife put in a porn. we watched that for a bit, then the friend gave me a lap dance, while my wife watched. They then started messing around on the couch for a bit, then we all went to bed together. Afterwards, my wife took her home. It didn't phase our relationship, but we haven't ever done it again, or even discussed it since.

I could NEVER do that with a woman I cared about, ever. In fact, I don't think I could ever date, let alone marry a woman that I know had a three some before. But kudos to you guys for being able to do it and still be able to maintain that relationship. I guess I'm just old fashioned.

[Ebolapox]

I could NEVER do that with a woman I cared about, ever. In fact, I don't think I could ever date, let alone marry a woman that I know had a three some before. But kudos to you guys for being able to do it and still be able to maintain that relationship. I guess I'm just old fashioned.

but if, by chance, you, fido, and rick from down the block get together, that's kosher?

:evil:

[BWillie]

Um depends....I'm not a big fan of facial piercings....What I should say is goth chicks are into me, that seems to be the type of chick that will always come right up to me.

I'm not a big fan of piercings period, unless they are in their ears. Either way, I don't see what the worlds fascination with a pointy metal object that protrudes through some flesh and permanent markings placed upon the skin called tattoos. I don't see how either could have any effect on someones attractiveness unless they had too much tattoos or piercings.

[BWillie]

but if, by chance, you, fido, and rick from down the block get together, that's kosher?

:evil:

Fido? Sounds like a guy dog. And I'm no gay. I only fuck around with peanut butter and chick dog bitches.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

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BOOOOOGER.......

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Type O Negative / "Love You To Death/ 69-Shirt".

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