I cannot stress this enough... the following link is so NSFW its not even funny.

[pr_capone]

This link will take you to a video that is tailor made for all you sick fucks that ran around showing every last person you knew videos like 2 girls 1 cup, goatse, and lemonparty.

Do *NOT* click the link if you are in any way shape or form easily offended, at work, or at any other location where viewing a seriously disturbing video could get you into some sort of trouble.

Last warning.

NOT SAFE FOR WORK... or anywhere else really.

Linky (http://www.efukt.com/2339_1_Guy_1_Cup.html)

At least it has nothing to do with poop, eh?

[blueballs]

spoilers
please

[DaFace]

spoilers
please

Guy shoves jar up anus. Jar breaks while inside guy's anus. Guy bleeds all over the fucking place whilst trying to remove shards of glass from anus.

Strangely, guy doesn't seem to be disturbed by the fact that he just broke a jar inside his anus and is bleeding all over the fucking place.
:eek: :shake: :Lin:

[Tribal Warfare]

Just Why?????????

[Bugeater]

Guy shoves jar up anus. Jar breaks while inside guy's anus. Guy bleeds all over the ****ing place whilst trying to remove shards of glass from anus.

Strangely, guy doesn't seem to be disturbed by the fact that he just broke a jar inside his anus and is bleeding all over the ****ing place.
:eek: :shake: :Lin:

Uhhh...thanks for the warning. I think I'll pass.

[DaFace]

Uhhh...thanks for the warning. I think I'll pass.

Wise choice.

[blueballs]

Uhhh...thanks for the warning. I think I'll pass.

what he said

[unothadeal]

Guy shoves jar up anus. Jar breaks while inside guy's anus. Guy bleeds all over the ****ing place whilst trying to remove shards of glass from anus.

Strangely, guy doesn't seem to be disturbed by the fact that he just broke a jar inside his anus and is bleeding all over the ****ing place.
:eek: :shake: :Lin:

You're a real trooper.

[TinyEvel]

I am going to barf.

I thought I could handle it.

Oh man.
I cannot believe the guy did not freak out verbally.

[Smed1065]

Why even post it?

Grr, reminds me of the Chiefs D.

[DaFace]

You're a real trooper.

Eh, I think I'm just desensitized. About the only thing I've found to be too much to handle are videos of death. Other than that...

[pr_capone]

Why even post it?

Grr, reminds me of the Chiefs D.

Because I knew some people would get off on showing it to their buddies for a reaction.

You had ample warning that it was going to be graphic and disturbing. If its not your cup of tea... then you know the way out of the thread, no?

[TinyEvel]

I really am going to barf, guys.
Not because I had eight beers and half a bottle of wine, but because I cannot get the thought of what just happened to this numbnuts out of my head.

He HAD to go to the ER after this. I imagine the pulling out the bottle pieces was just so he could get to his car.

this is epically tragic. It will come out in days where/when this happened.

[Smed1065]

Because I knew some people would get off on showing it to their buddies for a reaction.

You had ample warning that it was going to be graphic and disturbing. If its not your cup of tea... then you know the way out of the thread, no?

Fine but even CP has limits. LOL

Guess this makes the game thread better.

[BWillie]

WTF was he trying to do in the first place? Surely he did not intend to swallow a cup in his anus and it to break and bleed all over the place. I just yaked all over my keyboard you son of a bitch

[|Zach|]

I don't think there should be any place for this kind of stuff on this board. Warning or not...

No reason for it.

[TinyEvel]

Ya know, I was just thinking...This guy would have been WAY better off if he had done this with a Capri Sun.

[pr_capone]

Ya know, I was just thinking...This guy would have been WAY better off if he had done this with a Capri Sun.

ROFL

[Rain Man]

I used to think that I wanted to learn everything. As I've gotten older, I've learned that's not the case. I feel no need to view this site, no need at all.

[BWillie]

Somebody lock this thread. I don't think anybody actually wants to see this, at all. I wish I did not see it and I fast forwarded.

[evolve27]

Somebody lock this thread. I don't think anybody actually wants to see this, at all. I wish I did not see it and I fast forwarded.

This. God damn disturbing to the nth degree. I wish I could take back watching this.

[Frazod]

I don't think there should be any place for this kind of stuff on this board. Warning or not...

No reason for it.

I concur. But short of that, I'll just use the thread ignore feature.

[|Zach|]

I think it is funny there are times Chiefs Planet members wonder why new quality posters don't spend time here.

[Direckshun]

LMAO

I have the common fucking sense not to view this shit, but I'm loving your reactions.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

There is no way that I'm going to watch this after reading DaFace's spoiler.

[TinyEvel]

WATCH THE LINK!

YOU WILL GROW IN SOME WAY BECAUSE OF IT!

SOME WAY.....

NOT SURE HOW


BUT YOUR LIFE WILL BE DIFFERENT!!!!!

[Mecca]

Why would you put a jar in your ass?

[TinyEvel]

Why would you put a jar in your ass?

uhhhhh....

a can has too-severe edges?

[Mecca]

uhhhhh....

a can has too-severe edges?

I once read a story about a chick masturbating with a sausage and it broke off and she couldn't get it out so she had to go to the hospital...

[Prodigal19]

whats the opposite of glass cutting up a mans rectum because i need to look at that immediately

[J Diddy]

Why would you put a jar in your ass?

pickled ass, it's all the rage in the gay community

[Raiderhater58]

I knew better, but nooooo I had to click the link.

[JOhn]

I once read a story about a chick masturbating with a sausage and it broke off and she couldn't get it out so she had to go to the hospital...

Back in 85 when I was doing my clinical time at hospital in St.Joe, had a chick in the ER who had a bottle stuck. Had to cut the glass to break the suction to get it out:eek:

That was one of the LEAST nasty one I remember.:eek:

[Planetman]

Because I knew some people would get off on showing it to their buddies for a reaction.

You had ample warning that it was going to be graphic and disturbing. If its not your cup of tea... then you know the way out of the thread, no?
Just curious but, ...

(a) How many of you viewed the clip?
(b) How many of you showed it to your buddies?
(c) Of those of you that did show it to your buddies, how many of you actually, "got off?"

[seclark]

not in.
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[Hog's Gone Fishin]

I .....must .................resist.........the..........urge........to.......click.......the.......link....

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

1. I'm not watching it
2. Why do people feel the need to post this kind of stuff
3. How is it not bannible to do so

[Mr. Plow]

I've resisted 2 girls/1 cup this long, I can resist this one.

[Bowser]

I've resisted 2 girls/1 cup this long, I can resist this one.

2nd.

[Mr. Laz]

I've resisted 2 girls/1 cup this long, I can resist this one.2nd.
3rd-ed-ed :shrug:


never seen 2 cup and won't see this ...... thanks

[chligada]

WTF? Why did I click the link?:eek:

[crazycoffey]

LMAO

I have the common ****ing sense not to view this shit, but I'm loving your reactions.


This

[blaise]

I won't watch that. Quite frankly, I think it's kind of gay if you do.
I guess the guy was a glasshole.

[BigRedChief]

Take it from a guy who worked for 5 years in an inner city level 1 trauma hospital's ICU/ER. Once you see something you can't "uesee" it.

[Demonpenz]

nsfw btw

[blueballs]

Just imagine it was Carl's anus
-guess that didn't really help
did it

[booyaf2]

i clicked, read the header, and couldn't proceed to hit play. I did just have lunch though.
stay strong, stay strong.

[TinyEvel]

Why would you put a jar in your ass?

To make the shampoo bottle jealous? :shrug:

[DaFace]

This kind of reminds me of the "Rejected" video by Don Hertzfeldt. (NSFW, but not anywhere close to the disturbing level of the OP). The part I'm thinking of starts at 4:55.

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/PJYxCSXjhLI&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/PJYxCSXjhLI&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

[Simply Red]

This

That.

[Crashride]

Hate to let you guys know, but this is somewhat common. I work at a hospital here in Tampa and a man came in with a bottle of "la choy" brand soy sauce in his anus. Because of the vacum the anus created, the doctors could not remove it by hand since they were scared it would break. In the end they actually had to cut the man open from the front just like a C-Section to get the bottle out safley. We later found out he had his wife put it there.

[Molitoth]

Haha what a dumbass.

[J Diddy]

1. I'm not watching it
2. Why do people feel the need to post this kind of stuff
3. How is it not bannible to do so

1. Good for you.
2. Some people might find it funny.
3. If everything offensive to another person would result in a ban (especially since the OP claimed it be extremely nsfw) then we probably would all be banned.

You don't want to watch it don't click the link. That's simple. Calling for a ban because it was posted is a weak move, imo.

[Abba-Dabba]

NSFW!? NSFW!?

My ass(no-pun intended)! That isn't even safe for home. MF!

[munkey]

NSFW!? NSFW!?

My ass(no-pun intended)! That isn't even safe for home. MF!

I'm home...still can't do it...

[Molitoth]

I admit 2 girls 1 cup was extremly gross....
this guy is so stupid that it actually is kinda funny.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

WTF? Why did I click the link?:eek:


Your first post and you've already proven your and idiot.

[Buzzsaw]

LOL, GAH! Definitely don't watch that while eating shredded beef tacos with chunky salsa :doh!:

[munkey]

OK...looked at the site...didn't watch the video.

My question is this....Who the f&ck has time to browse a site like this? Much less "find" it in the first place?

Some people are seriously f&cked up...WOW.


~that or I'm just getting old~

[KCKID58]

Nope , can't do it . My eyes aren't right since 2 girls 1 cup......I'm not going to look at all.....

[munkey]

Nope , can't do it . My eyes aren't right since 2 girls 1 cup......I'm not going to look at all.....

Heh...and you have "Shocker" for an avatar...interesting.

[teedubya]

Yes, it was a very painful trip for me to the emergency room. I apologize for all who had to see me at my worst moment.

[Taco John]

I'm wondering how anyone got past the part where they saw a naked guy squatting over a jar. It was that moment that I knew that whatever happened, it was nothing that I wanted to see.

[crazycoffey]

Hate to let you guys know, but this is somewhat common. I work at a hospital here in Tampa and a man came in with a bottle of "la choy" brand soy sauce in his anus. Because of the vacum the anus created, the doctors could not remove it by hand since they were scared it would break. In the end they actually had to cut the man open from the front just like a C-Section to get the bottle out safley. We later found out he had his wife put it there.


Was his wife Chinese? That would explain alot if she were....

[beach tribe]

I once read a story about a chick masturbating with a sausage and it broke off and she couldn't get it out so she had to go to the hospital...

That's not even in the same world as this.

Oh man.

Oh shit.



Oh no. no no no

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Guy shoves jar up anus. Jar breaks while inside guy's anus. Guy bleeds all over the fucking place whilst trying to remove shards of glass from anus.

Strangely, guy doesn't seem to be disturbed by the fact that he just broke a jar inside his anus and is bleeding all over the fucking place.
:eek: :shake: :Lin:

JFC. What in the fuck is wrong with people?

[KCChiefsMan]

damnit, I knew I shouldn't have looked at it. But I always have to learn things the hard way......UGH!!

I'm gonna go puke now

[Rain Man]

Was his wife Chinese? That would explain alot if she were....

And the tough part is that an hour later he wanted her to put it in there again.

[crazycoffey]

And the tough part is that an hour later he wanted her to put it in there again.


And she can't stay off his Low Mein?

[blaise]

Your first post and you've already proven your and idiot.

Hello, irony is on the phone for you.

[The Franchise]

I'm wondering how anyone got past the part where they saw a naked guy squatting over a jar. It was that moment that I knew that whatever happened, it was nothing that I wanted to see.

Same here....as soon as he came into view.....I closed the browser.

[el borracho]

WATCH THE LINK!

YOU WILL GROW IN SOME WAY BECAUSE OF IT!

SOME WAY.....

NOT SURE HOW


BUT YOUR LIFE WILL BE DIFFERENT!!!!!

Heh. your avatar looks like someone put a jar on your head.

[el borracho]

Why would you put a jar in your ass?

No more room in the cabinets? :shrug:

[Mark M]

I'm in no way interested in clicking the link for this one, and I've managed to refrain from seeing the other nasty stuff (e.g. 2g/1c).

But I've never even heard of "lemonparty."

**checks Wikipedia**

Oh dear god ...

MM
~~:shake:

[Portlantis]

To quote Futurama...

"You watched it. You can't unwatch it."

That was ****ed up, though.

[prhom]

To quote Futurama...

"You watched it. You can't unwatch it."



Oh how I wish I could, I really, really, really wish I could...

[Mecca]

You all know you laughed when he was just pouring blood all over the floor and not even making noise like it didn't even phase him.

[DaFace]

You all know you laughed when he was just pouring blood all over the floor and not even making noise like it didn't even phase him.

I don't know about "laughed," but I am definitely intrigued to an extent. I mean, what would possess someone to film oneself in such a disturbing act? Was it his first time? First time filming it? What did he expect to happen? Why does he have scars all over the place? Was it intentional? And why after all that would you upload it to the internet? It's all a very bizarre thing.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff115/tracie_webpics/Funny/WhatHasBeenSeenCannotBeUn-Seen.jpg

[Rain Man]

I don't know about "laughed," but I am definitely intrigued to an extent. I mean, what would possess someone to film oneself in such a disturbing act? Was it his first time? First time filming it? What did he expect to happen? Why does he have scars all over the place? Was it intentional? And why after all that would you upload it to the internet? It's all a very bizarre thing.

Just FYI, I have no interest in discussing this at the lunch table.

[DaFace]

Just FYI, I have no interest in discussing this at the lunch table.

ROFL

[bowener]

Im sending it to my brother and telling him its an e-xmas card.

[KcMizzou]

I don't know about "laughed," but I am definitely intrigued to an extent. I mean, what would possess someone to film oneself in such a disturbing act? Was it his first time? First time filming it? What did he expect to happen? Why does he have scars all over the place? Was it intentional? And why after all that would you upload it to the internet? It's all a very bizarre thing.And what would posses someone to want to watch something like that? I'm a huge internet geek... I love it. But sometimes, it makes me weep for humanity. The people who get a kick out of seeing something like that just baffle me. I don't "get" it.

[KcMizzou]

You all know you laughed when he was just pouring blood all over the floor and not even making noise like it didn't even phase him.I didn't watch it. DaFace's spoiler was enough for me.

[Mecca]

Well shows like Jackass were hugely popular so there you go.

[DaFace]

And what would posses someone to want to watch something like that? I'm a huge internet geek... I love it. But sometimes, it makes me weep for humanity. The people who get a kick out of seeing something like that just baffle me. I don't "get" it.

For the record, by no means would I describe my reaction as "getting a kick out of it." I'm intrigued, but that doesn't mean I'll watch it ever again.

[KcMizzou]

For the record, by no means would I describe my reaction as "getting a kick out of it." I'm intrigued, but that doesn't mean I'll watch it ever again.I didn't mean to single you out at all. Just those who do... rotten.com exists for a reason.

[KcMizzou]

Well shows like Jackass were hugely popular so there you go.99% of Jackass was nothing close to that. And I'll admit, Jackass cracked me up.... even if I felt oddly guilty about it at times.

[MIAdragon]

Hello, irony is on the phone for you.

ROFLROFLROFL

[luv]

For some reason, I don't think I want to watch.

[Bugeater]

For some reason, I don't think I want to watch.
I can assure you no kittens are killed in the video.

[luv]

I can assure you no kittens are killed in the video.

I'm still not watching.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

1. Good for you.
2. Some people might find it funny.
3. If everything offensive to another person would result in a ban (especially since the OP claimed it be extremely nsfw) then we probably would all be banned.

You don't want to watch it don't click the link. That's simple. Calling for a ban because it was posted is a weak move, imo.

I didn't call for a ban I asked how posting that kind of stuff isn't bannible. And if you are really comparing posting a video of something like that to something we all would do then you're in a bizarro dream world.

[J Diddy]

I didn't call for a ban I asked how posting that kind of stuff isn't bannible. And if you are really comparing posting a video of something like that to something we all would do then you're in a bizarro dream world.



um he didn't post a video, he posted a link to a video that he clearly labeled as nsfw.

Not in bizarro dream world though, just think once we start going down the slippery slope of banning someone who posts a link because someone finds it offensive there will be a quick death to this site.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

um he didn't post a video, he posted a link to a video that he clearly labeled as nsfw.

Not in bizarro dream world though, just think once we start going down the slippery slope of banning someone who posts a link because someone finds it offensive there will be a quick death to this site.

Posting a video... posting a link to it... same damn difference.

You talk like death of the site would be a bad thing. I forget from time to time that this non-porn site is often not a place for decency or decorum either.

Yes I have the right not to watch something... I didn't. You think there aren't kids who get on here and watch stuff though? Jesus I just don't see the need for shit like that. I know where to go to get porn or disgusting shit if I want to see it.

Whatever. The masses aren't concerned so I guess it's all good. I don't know why I'm still surprised by anything on a football site populated with mostly young guys. My bad.

We could use a "must be 18 to enter" warning on the front page.

[Brock]

Posting a video... posting a link to it... same damn difference
.

Not even close.

[ModSocks]

Oh man, i watched it. Jesus man, I've seen some fucked up shit in my life, but damn, that's on a whole other level. Don't watch it.

[MIAdragon]

Oh man, i watched it. Jesus man, I've seen some ****ed up shit in my life, but damn, that's on a whole other level. Don't watch it.

Id really like to know why do something like this?

[seclark]

Id really like to know why do something like this?

some people read
some people play sports
some people crush glass jars in their asshole and pull the shards out on camera.

myself, i mostly read.
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[J Diddy]

Posting a video... posting a link to it... same damn difference.

You talk like death of the site would be a bad thing. I forget from time to time that this non-porn site is often not a place for decency or decorum either.

Yes I have the right not to watch something... I didn't. You think there aren't kids who get on here and watch stuff though? Jesus I just don't see the need for shit like that. I know where to go to get porn or disgusting shit if I want to see it.

Whatever. The masses aren't concerned so I guess it's all good. I don't know why I'm still surprised by anything on a football site populated with mostly young guys. My bad.

We could use a "must be 18 to enter" warning on the front page.

:rolleyes:

I don't let my kids come to this site. It is an adult themed site. Therefore, they wouldn't hit the link.

Did you watch the video?

[ChiTown]

I'm still not intrigued.

Self mutilation revolving around the anus cavity is just slightly outside of my thing..............

[MOhillbilly]

I'm still not watching.

x2

[DJJasonp]

The next time I'm pissed about having to buy some preparation H.....I'll think back to this guy....and not feel so bad!:eek:

[Over-Head]

I tried twice.
Can't get past the first 7 seconds.:shake:

[Over-Head]

LMAO

I have the common ****ing sense not to view this shit, but I'm loving your reactions.

Yep!:D

[Molitoth]

Anyone seen the Pain olympics?

[Over-Head]

Same here....as soon as he came into view.....I closed the browser.
Again. Yep!

[Over-Head]

some people read
some people play sports
some people crush glass jars in their asshole and pull the shards out on camera.

myself, i mostly read.
secROFL