If you opened a sex store, what would you call it?

[Silock]

See title.

Go.

[Mecca]

Nipples and Dicks.

[pr_capone]

The Whispering Eye

[OnTheWarpath15]

Thongs and Dongs.

[TinyEvel]

Jarba the Hut.

[Tribal Warfare]

Moanin and bone'n

[DaneMcCloud]

Big Pussy's Dildo Emporium

[DaFace]

Spatula City

["Bob" Dobbs]

BallMart

["Bob" Dobbs]

Cocksco

[jidar]

Silocks moms house

[TinyEvel]

Jack's Whack Shack

[TinyEvel]

Bachelor Party "novelties"

[DaneMcCloud]

Uncle Jed's Porno Shed

[DaneMcCloud]

Cuzin' Ed's Velvet Spread

[J Diddy]

Long Schlong Slivers

["Bob" Dobbs]

The Bill Clinton Presidential Library?




j/k

[Stinger]

The Blow and Go

Backdoor Bargin Bin

The KC Chiefs Empourium (Because someone always get ****ed there)

[Reaper16]

Clit Beastwood's Fistfull of Schlongers

[Reaper16]

Cuzin' Ed's Velvet Spread
I like it. It's classy.

[Bowser]

The Dildo Hut

[Bowser]

The Ins and Outs

[boogblaster]

Uncle Boogs Jiz-Joint

[Bowser]

Little Man in the Boat Store

[DaneMcCloud]

Uncle Tiny's Tuna Town

[Mr. Laz]

IN and OUT burglar

[DaneMcCloud]

Aunt Jennie's Leather Tennies

[Bowser]

The O Store

[DaneMcCloud]

Cunts R US

[Bowser]

Squirters

[booger]

Master Bates

[booger]

wet dreamzzzz

[booger]

the boom boom room

[booger]

ease your blueballs

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Virgin Mary's Cunt.

[booger]

The bearded clam

virgins r welcum

[booger]

Uncle Charlies Meat Shack

[JOhn]

LOng JOhn's :D

[Hoover]

In & Out

Cum & Go

Quick-e-lube (So it looks like I got an oil change not porn)

[J Diddy]

Six inches from heaven.

[luv]

In & Out

Cum & Go

Quick-e-lube (So it looks like I got an oil change not porn)

We have convenience stores here called Kum-n-Go.

[JOhn]

In & Out

Cum & Go

Quick-e-lube (So it looks like I got an oil change not porn)

Allready a chain of stores named Kum & Go. :spock:

[El Pendejo]

tAINT

[Thig Lyfe]

Applebee's

[luv]

Pleasure Island

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Skeet Skeet Skeet Skeet

[Mecca]

We have convenience stores here called Kum-n-Go.

I bet all the women go there.

[Ultra Peanut]

Hole in the Sheet

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Applebee's

Shorty had them applebottom jeans
Box with no fur
She hit the flo
Next thing you know
I was fist deep in her hole hole hole hole hole hole hole

[booger]

the Y box lunch

entry also in the rear

stop in for taco tuesdays

[luv]

I bet all the women go there.

Nope, I go to QuikTrip. Which is kinda funny, too, if you think about it.

[booger]

furburger in paradise

[JOhn]

We have convenience stores here called Kum-n-Go.

damn, I'm slow on the draw tonight.

[Mecca]

It's all about Quickies in Springfield.

[luv]

What about BOB?

['Hamas' Jenkins]

STOP EATING MY SESAME CAKE!!

[booger]

little suzie's pu$$y fart

['Hamas' Jenkins]

skeet skeet skeet

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/d/c/3/dc38b034ec2f0a8040ead3981f847372.gif

[booger]

Tuggie's

[booger]

Poon patrol

['Hamas' Jenkins]

ALIEYEEAYEALAYLEEIAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALAAAYLIAAAAAAAAAALEYYYY

[Mecca]

2 girls 1 cup

[TinyEvel]

Luv's

[Ultra Peanut]

skeet skeet skeet

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/d/c/3/dc38b034ec2f0a8040ead3981f847372.gifIf lovin' you is wrong,

http://i38.tinypic.com/fd6r2g.gif

[Saulbadguy]

WAL-MART

[luv]

Luv's

I almost posted that...lol.

BTW, has anyone told you you're such a square lately?

[booger]

Dr. Porkenstein's poon palace

[J Diddy]

The tunnel of love

[Ultra Peanut]

Sheep Flashback

[JOhn]

Sheep Flashback

I bet there's already one called that somewere here in WY. :doh!:

[Reaper16]

Mack Brown's Long Horn

[Fishpicker]

Master Vader's Black Helmet.

specializing in cosplay of course.

[booger]

Welcum to Phildo's.

I'm Booger (the President of dildo operations) PDO & (Genataila manager) GM.

Let me introduce the staff:

all things anal coordinator-Mecca. Anthing about anal he can show you the way.

Milf/Granny's/almostdeadstillbarlybreathing Co-Simply Red. The man knows his stuff on Milfs.

Mr Boobs-Frazod. Big, small, bouncy, flat, fake, nattys, anthing booby and he's the guy to talk to.

Ass/curves/latina Co.-MIAdragon.

Nipple Co-kcmizzou. nipple tweaking, canadian bacon, silver dollars, nat geo chewed up nips, etc. the man knows nipples

They made us hire old people too-Skip and logical-we stuck them in the lesbo isle for now.

EverthingGay/dicksdicksandmoredicks-Clathan. He also is an expert in the Star Wars fetish.(special order only)

Fratpartys and Sorority Hoes-that would be Endelt. He never turns down a midget either so don't be afraid to ask. Also our resident hog tamer (fat/chubby chicks) how could i forget that?

Pick up an application as we are looking to fill the following positions:

Asian bangkok
Amateur
Celebrity

Everything Blonde-position filled by JOhn as soon as we receive naked pics of these ex blonde chics.

How to/instructional
swingers
ebony babes
brazillian bonitas
nevershavedAdayInHerLife/hairy mommas(amazon jungle b!tches)
Solo Specialists

Spank away everyone. Don't worry if you spill just let the guy at the register know. His name is Keg and he named the place. He will page Claythan who also handles mopping duties.

Special note: Donger, who handles our outside sales, has turned up missing again. He was last seen beachside gazing at the sunset. If you have seen this man please contact managment, thank you.

[booger]

Paging: Claythan, clean up in isle 69

[J Diddy]

Welcum to Phildo's.

I'm Booger (the President of dildo operations) PDO & (Genataila manager) GM.

Let me introduce the staff:

all things anal coordinator-Mecca. Anthing about anal he can show you the way.

Milf/Granny's/almostdeadstillbarlybreathing Co-Simply Red. The man knows his stuff on Milfs.

Mr Boobs-Frazod. Big, small, bouncy, flat, fake, nattys, anthing booby and he's the guy to talk to.

Ass/curves/latina Co.-MIAdragon.

Nipple Co-kcmizzou. nipple tweaking, canadian bacon, silver dollars, nat geo chewed up nips, etc. the man knows nipples

They made us hire old people too-Skip and logical-we stuck them in the lesbo isle for now.

EverthingGay/dicksdicksandmoredicks-Clathan. He also is an expert in the Star Wars fetish.(special order only)

Fratpartys and Sorority Hoes-that would be Endelt. He never turns down a midget either so don't be afraid to ask.

Pick up an application as we are looking to fill the following positions:

Asian bangkok
Amateur
Celebrity
Everything Blonde
How to/instructional
swingers
ebony babes
brazillian bonitas
nevershavedAdayInHerLife/hairy mommas(amazon jungle b!tches)
Solo Specialists

Spank away everyone. Don't worry if you spill just let the guy at the register know. His name is Keg and he named the place. He will page Claythan who also handles mopping duties.

Special note: Donger, who handles our outside sales, has turned up missing again. He was last seen beachside gazing at the sunset. If you have seen this man please contact managment, thank you.

your reference to donger was comedic genious

[Thig Lyfe]

your reference to donger was comedic genious

Lofty praise coming from you!

[AirForceChief]

The Box Score: Sport's Bar and Adult Lounge

[teedubya]

Get R Done

Lust Shack.

The Empornium

[JOhn]

Fratpartys and Sorority Hoes-that would be Endelt. He never turns down a midget either so don't be afraid to ask.

Pick up an application as we are looking to fill the following positions:

Asian bangkok
Amateur
Celebrity
Everything Blonde
How to/instructional
swingers
ebony babes
brazillian bonitas
nevershavedAdayInHerLife/hairy mommas(amazon jungle b!tches)
Solo Specialists




You also need to add, that EnDelt specializes in FAT chicks, he's world famous for this.:eek:

Also I would like to apply for the "Everything Blonde", I have two Blonde ex's that will give me references.ROFL

[booger]

You also need to add, that EnDelt specializes in FAT chicks, he's world famous for this.:eek:

Also I would like to apply for the "Everything Blonde", I have two Blonde ex's that will give me references.ROFL

You got the job.

After the thousands of pounds of fatties he has explored I can't believe i forgot that. Good catch.

[JOhn]

You got the job.

After the thousands of pounds of fatties he has explored I can't believe i forgot that. Good catch.

Pics are in the mail.

Of course one of the ex's has an account here.

If your reading this B. , I'm just joking. :evil:

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Herm Ewards house of pussification

[Baby Lee]

Arbys

[Donger]

The Wet Spot, of course.

[crazycoffey]

The Wet Spot, of course.

thread closed....

[munkey]

The Wet Spot, of course.

Dongers house of Dildos


:D

[mrbiggz]

Mr. Biggz

[DeezNutz]

Cunning Ambitions.

[Rooster]

Rooster's house of Cock-n-Stuff :hmmm:

[crazycoffey]

Dongers house of Dildos


:D

just "Donger's"

[Demonpenz]

Demonpenz's sex store

[vailpass]

Great post, there is some really funny shit on this one.

[StcChief]

Adult Toys 'r Us

[KCChiefsMan]

No Cups

[chasedude]

The Pink and the Stink

[Reaper16]

Elliot Spitzer's What Else Am I Going To Do With My Life?

[beach tribe]

The broken jar.

[Iowanian]

Clam Hammer

The Quivering Lip

[The Franchise]

Ejaculate and Evacuate

[Gonzo]

Capt. Spanky's house of Debachery

[Planetman]

Aunt Mable's Pink Velvet Sausage Wallet Grand Emporium

[blueballs]

you can sell sex in a store
wow
do they have a lot of fitting rooms

[CoMoChief]

Walmart

[DaneMcCloud]

The Caulk Shop

[DaneMcCloud]

Caulk Suckers

[DaneMcCloud]

The Happy Clam Hut

[Coach]

Big Dicks Halfway Inn

[CoMoChief]

Shoney's

[CoMoChief]

Texas Tom's Cooter Bomb

[blueballs]

We don't tell

[StcChief]

Blueball's removed.

[blueballs]

hey

[CoMoChief]

Shirley Temple's Fantasy World

[StcChief]

heylike the counter 'Donger' name....
:) no offense. I just couldn't pass it up when I saw your post. :D

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Fuck Rush Limbaugh!

Absolutely no sales of merchandise whatsoever, and I get a bail-out at the end of the year!

[beach tribe]

Wow, no response for "the broken jar"

I thought that would hit a nerve.

[cabletech94]

One eyed JACKS.

[Molitoth]

Rubber Veiny Triumphant Bastards

[kstater]

The Glory Hole

[Rain Man]

Taco Belle.

[Shag]

The Cunning Linguist
Pornocchio's Pleasure Palace (it's not your nose that grows)
Cleveland Steamhouse

[CoMoChief]

Purple Headed Yogurt Slingers

[Pitt Gorilla]

The Cunning Linguist
Pornocchio's Pleasure Palace (it's not your nose that grows)
Cleveland SteamhouseCunning Linguist is brilliant.

Jenny Come Lately
The Hard-bare Whore.
Scott's Seed Spreader
Stanky Hang-Downs

[BWillie]

We've got worms

[Dave Lane]

Tits and Clits

[MikeMaslowski]

Sticky Floors Nut Hut

[Red Beans]

The Jammit Inn or E's Inn one or the other.

[CoMoChief]

29 Gallons of Ass Pee

[Adept Havelock]

I'd open a combo sex-shop and fast-food restaurant like the Subway/BK/etc. attached to some service stations.

For the name I'd steal a page from Yale:

Porn 'n Chicken, open 24/7/365.

[Rain Man]

Erotica With A Baseball Bat

[Donger]

Snuggies. Or, perhaps Squishy's.

[CrazyPhuD]

Christian Bible Supply

[CoMoChief]

Britney's Fur Burger of Love

[Mr. Mean]

Whisker Pigs: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear

[DJJasonp]

Batteries Not Included

[memyselfI]

Sanctuary

[Rain Man]

Masturbation Station.

[Simply Red]

Talk about a FAX relapse thread?

[Ebolapox]

the crotcheteria

[Ebolapox]

frankie's fuckery

[Ebolapox]

cafe v'agina

[Ebolapox]

OPEN ALL NIGHT!

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Christian Bible Supply

ROFL:clap:ROFL

REP!

[Ebolapox]

nipples and...goddammit, mecca. stole my idea, bitch

[FringeNC]

Vertical Smiles

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

The Glory Hole!

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

The Nervous Gerbil.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

FOX News Outlet,
and Patriot Super-Store.

[JOhn]

Cooter Browns


Of course that is the name of a local bar here....nuff said.

[Davechief]

The Purple Mushroom.

[StcChief]

The Purple Mushroom.Purple Headed Mushroom....

[MahiMike]

The Creamery Emporium (not the crematorium)

Sex R Us

We love you long time

The Ladies Man

Novelty and Frivolity

People, places and Play Things

Romeo and Julie the Slut

Cupid and Stupid

Sex in the City

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Welcum to Phildo's.

I'm Booger (the President of dildo operations) PDO & (Genataila manager) GM.

Let me introduce the staff:

all things anal coordinator-Mecca. Anthing about anal he can show you the way.

Milf/Granny's/almostdeadstillbarlybreathing Co-Simply Red. The man knows his stuff on Milfs.

Mr Boobs-Frazod. Big, small, bouncy, flat, fake, nattys, anthing booby and he's the guy to talk to.

Ass/curves/latina Co.-MIAdragon.

Nipple Co-kcmizzou. nipple tweaking, canadian bacon, silver dollars, nat geo chewed up nips, etc. the man knows nipples

They made us hire old people too-Skip and logical-we stuck them in the lesbo isle for now.

EverthingGay/dicksdicksandmoredicks-Clathan. He also is an expert in the Star Wars fetish.(special order only)

Fratpartys and Sorority Hoes-that would be Endelt. He never turns down a midget either so don't be afraid to ask. Also our resident hog tamer (fat/chubby chicks) how could i forget that?

Pick up an application as we are looking to fill the following positions:

Asian bangkok
Amateur
Celebrity

Everything Blonde-position filled by JOhn as soon as we receive naked pics of these ex blonde chics.

How to/instructional
swingers
ebony babes
brazillian bonitas
nevershavedAdayInHerLife/hairy mommas(amazon jungle b!tches)
Solo Specialists

Spank away everyone. Don't worry if you spill just let the guy at the register know. His name is Keg and he named the place. He will page Claythan who also handles mopping duties.

Special note: Donger, who handles our outside sales, has turned up missing again. He was last seen beachside gazing at the sunset. If you have seen this man please contact managment, thank you.

Dude, every pr0n shop needs a Mr. Flopnuts. WTF are you thinking?

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I'd either go with McDildo's, or Happy Endings.

[philfree]

Adult Arcade........Or has then already been taken?

PhilFree:arrow:

[1adam1238]

The G Spot

[CHENZ A!]

COCK RING WAREHOUSE

[gblowfish]

Jiffy Lube.

[DJ's left nut]

The Green Door

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

The Green Door

Oooh! Aaah! Retro!

Seriously; me-likey. :thumb:

[RealSNR]

There's a store here called "The Plain Brown Wrapper"

Really random for a pr0n shop

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

There's a store here called "The Plain Brown Wrapper"

Really random for a pr0n shop

What happened to Herb, man? If he keeps playin' like that, he ain't gonna' know NO ladies!:D

[Marty Mac Ver 2.0]

Porn-a-Copia!

[RealSNR]

What happened to Herb, man? If he keeps playin' like that, he ain't gonna' know NO ladies!:DThe man learns quickly.

Get rid of Sackintosh NOW and put in Taylor. Pencil in Taylor as the starter in the offseason and let him work out of the RT position for awhile. He'll be a fucking rock star in training camp and preseason and be set to dominate the living daylights out of his quivering weak opponents (AND his talented enemies, for that matter).

Just let him learn the playbook for ONE position this year. Just one. Not 2, or 3 like we had him doing this year. Just one. He'll be alright.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

The man learns quickly.

Get rid of Sackintosh NOW and put in Taylor. Pencil in Taylor as the starter in the offseason and let him work out of the RT position for awhile. He'll be a fucking rock star in training camp and preseason and be set to dominate the living daylights out of his quivering weak opponents (AND his talented enemies, for that matter).

Just let him learn the playbook for ONE position this year. Just one. Not 2, or 3 like we had him doing this year. Just one. He'll be alright.

Alright, alright; now we're working. I know he missed some shots in the Denver game, but I didn't notice if he was lined up on the left or the right.
So what you're saying is, put him next to Albert and let him grow?
I don't know SHIT about O-line man; my thing is straight-up Defense Junkie.
So school me here, and tell me what needs to happen.