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Braincase
12-10-2008, 08:16 AM
Link (http://msn.foxsports.com/nba/story/8919824?MSNHPHCP/?gt1=39002)

Good thing Derrick Rose doesn't play in the Big Apple.

The rookie point guard for the Chicago Bulls cut himself when he rolled onto a knife while eating an apple in bed, according to the Chicago Tribune.


Rose needed 10 stitches to close the gash in his left forearm and missed Monday's practice, though he played later in the night against the New York Knicks, scoring 15 points in a 105-100 victory in Chicago.
"It was a silly incident," Rose told the newspaper. "I was cutting up some food and I laid on a knife getting lazy in bed. I went to go get a bottle of water, came back, forgot the knife was there, then sat down and sliced my arm.

"I panicked when it first happened and called my trainer. It was painful but I should be alright."
Rose was the No. 1 overall pick in the NBA draft after leading Memphis to the national championship game as a freshman. He is averaging 18.5 points and 6.1 assists for the Bulls and is a frontrunner for NBA rookie of the year.

Rose said he would have the stitches in his arm for 10-14 days.
"It's just an unfortunate thing, but he'll be fine," Bulls coach Vinny Del Negro said. "He could've practiced today but more precautionary to let him relax a little after that incident and get some rest. Thank goodness it's not serious. It could've been a lot worse."

Dartgod
12-10-2008, 08:18 AM
I'm not buying it.

KcMizzou
12-10-2008, 08:22 AM
Worst cover story ever...

Direckshun
12-10-2008, 08:22 AM
The chick I'm living with used to be an unrepetant slob when she lived by herself; she'd just leave her shit anywhere.

One time we were making out and we roll over on her bed and I put my hand down on the mattress and it lands on the flat side of a blade.

Turns out she was eating some cheese and had just fucking left the knife on the bed.

Are you fucking kidding me? Who does that shit?

Well, Derrick Rose, apparently.

seclark
12-10-2008, 08:23 AM
a knife-carrying bed can be very dangerous.
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Ultra Peanut
12-10-2008, 08:28 AM
Stick with the gummi bears and hire a monkey butler to slice your apples, DRose.

RJ
12-10-2008, 09:08 AM
So much for "an apple a day.....".

Skip Towne
12-10-2008, 09:15 AM
Those Memphis players are rocket surgeons.

Ultra Peanut
12-10-2008, 09:20 AM
Those Memphis players are rocket surgeons.Watch your six, Skip. I hear those Morris twins are in town!

Skip Towne
12-10-2008, 09:22 AM
Watch your six, Skip. I hear those Morris twins are in town!

Are you disparaging our black brothers?

morphius
12-10-2008, 10:08 AM
Sounds like something that would happen to my wife...

Sure-Oz
12-10-2008, 10:18 AM
who the hell cuts apples on their bed?

That said i cut my finger with an apple cutter the other night

DaFace
12-10-2008, 10:19 AM
Could've been worse. He could have rolled over and blown his foot off with his bedside shotgun.

Skip Towne
12-10-2008, 10:22 AM
Could've been worse. He could have rolled over and blown his foot off with his bedside shotgun.

I'd rather have one of those than a Shamwow or a snuggie.

Fritz88
12-10-2008, 11:03 AM
Story makes sense..DR almost missed the final four because he had an over dose of twizzler..

Buehler445
12-10-2008, 02:22 PM
Could've been worse. He could have rolled over and blown his foot off with his bedside shotgun.

Beat me to it :cuss:

HemiEd
12-10-2008, 03:37 PM
I'm not buying it.

me either, not for a minute. 10 stiches from peeling an apple? Give me a break, what was he using? A chainsaw?

seclark
12-10-2008, 03:39 PM
me either, not for a minute. 10 stiches from peeling an apple? Give me a break, what was he using? A chainsaw?

this is a knife.

HemiEd
12-10-2008, 04:21 PM
this is a knife.

Good call, that would make a 10 stich cut without any problems.