Chief Chief
12-16-2008, 11:55 AM
My gifts to you this Christmas are presented below in the form of re-worded snippets from popular songs of the holiday season with the purpose of inspiring you with hope and joy for the upcoming new year:
Sing to the tune of "The Little Drummer Boy":
"Leave!", they told him...pah rum pum pum pum
"We need a new GM!"...pah rum pum pum pum
"Your 5-year plans have expired"...pah rum pum pum pum
"Now resign or you'll be fired!"...pah rum pum pum pum...rum pum pum pum...rum pum pum pum
Sing to the tune of "Jingle Bells":
CP resigns! CP resigns! CP resigns today!
Oh, what joy it is to hear everyone yell out "Whoopie!" and "Hooray!"
CP's gone! CP's gone! He's now an outcast!
That's great news but it's too late...again the Chiefs finish last!
Sing to the tune of "Grandma Got Runover By A Reindeer":
CP's decided to leave at the end of this year.
He'll be packed and gone by New Year's Eve.
We don't know about Tony G, LJ, and the other players,
But as for us Chiefs fans, we're much relieved!
Sing to the tune of "I Want A Hippopotamus for Christmas":
We wanted CP gone from the Chiefs by Christmas.
Admit it: His firing has been really way overdue!
No Super Bowls at all...we're a lousy 2 and 12 this year...
And we fans have been screwed with overpriced parking, tickets, food and beer
We wanted CP gone from the Chiefs by Christmas.
Really now: Was that too much of us to demand?
He's hung on far too long...five seasons if not ten...
Now he'll be gone at the end of the season so we'll just have to wait 'til then!
Happy Holidays!!
Sing to the tune of "The Little Drummer Boy":
"Leave!", they told him...pah rum pum pum pum
"We need a new GM!"...pah rum pum pum pum
"Your 5-year plans have expired"...pah rum pum pum pum
"Now resign or you'll be fired!"...pah rum pum pum pum...rum pum pum pum...rum pum pum pum
Sing to the tune of "Jingle Bells":
CP resigns! CP resigns! CP resigns today!
Oh, what joy it is to hear everyone yell out "Whoopie!" and "Hooray!"
CP's gone! CP's gone! He's now an outcast!
That's great news but it's too late...again the Chiefs finish last!
Sing to the tune of "Grandma Got Runover By A Reindeer":
CP's decided to leave at the end of this year.
He'll be packed and gone by New Year's Eve.
We don't know about Tony G, LJ, and the other players,
But as for us Chiefs fans, we're much relieved!
Sing to the tune of "I Want A Hippopotamus for Christmas":
We wanted CP gone from the Chiefs by Christmas.
Admit it: His firing has been really way overdue!
No Super Bowls at all...we're a lousy 2 and 12 this year...
And we fans have been screwed with overpriced parking, tickets, food and beer
We wanted CP gone from the Chiefs by Christmas.
Really now: Was that too much of us to demand?
He's hung on far too long...five seasons if not ten...
Now he'll be gone at the end of the season so we'll just have to wait 'til then!
Happy Holidays!!