Time to come back and play, Parker!!

[Mr. Laz]

htismaqe ...... get your ass back here and start posting!


ding,dong the witch is dead PBJ



:D

[Braincase]

No scheisse. This board should see an influx of oldtimers celebrating the fall.

[The Franchise]

I have a feeling that if Herm gets fired at the end of the season.....that there will be a HUGE influx of old timers coming back.

[Delano]

I think it is the forum retarts that keep these guys away, not the front office/coaching retarts.

[dirk digler]

what witch is dead?

[Crush]

Agreed. Although I am lurker extraordinaire, I enjoyed reading his posts. With King Carl awaiting his fate in line for the guillotine, everyone should be here to bask in the continuous euphoria.

[OnTheWarpath15]

I think it is the forum retarts that keep these guys away, not the front office/coaching retarts.

This.

He didn't leave because of the team.

He left because this place has taken on a steady influx of dumbasses.

[Skip Towne]

This.

He didn't leave because of the team.

He left because this place has taken on a steady influx of dumbasses.

I call it the great dumbass influx of 2005.

[OnTheWarpath15]

I call it the great dumbass influx of 2005.

If you had been doing your job, this never would have happened.

You got soft on the n00bs starting in '06, when we needed you most.

[Skip Towne]

If you had been doing your job, this never would have happened.

You got soft on the n00bs starting in '06, when we needed you most.

I fought them off as long as I could. They finally drug me down to their level and overwhelmed me with ignorance.

[L.A. Chieffan]

I call it the great dumbass influx of 2005.

I came in '06, or 01 GDI

[OnTheWarpath15]

I fought them off as long as I could. They finally drug me down to their level and overwhelmed me with ignorance.

Overwhelming fucks, aren't they?

[Skip Towne]

I came in '06, or 01 GDI

It started in '05 but has been an ongoing thing.

[crazycoffey]

I fought them off as long as I could. They finally drug me down to their level and overwhelmed me with ignorance.

I didn't do it....

[Planetman]

I thought this was a thread about Samie Parker. My bad.

[teedubya]

The influx of 2003 n00bs really helped balance out everything... the n00b class of 2004 and 2005 tipped the scales of douchebaggery...

I say we hunt them down and neg rep all 2004 and 2005ers

[OnTheWarpath15]

The influx of 2003 n00bs really helped balance out everything... the n00b class of 2004 and 2005 tipped the scales of douchebaggery...

I say we hunt them down and neg rep all 2004 and 2005ers

I think you guys are off a year or two.

This place kicked ass when I first came here. I lurked for all of 2005 before I created an account and started posting - and this place was great. The back half of 2006 and beyond is when the short bus showed up and this place turned into a haven for fucking retards.

JMO.

[MOhillbilly]

I call it the great dumbass influx of 2005.

in before 05'. WOOT!

[dirk digler]

This.

He didn't leave because of the team.

He left because this place has taken on a steady influx of dumbasses.

Specifically Hootie.

[Saulbadguy]

The influx of 2003 n00bs really helped balance out everything... the n00b class of 2004 and 2005 tipped the scales of douchebaggery...

I say we hunt them down and neg rep all 2004 and 2005ers

I say we drop a negative rep bomb on Taco John.

[OnTheWarpath15]

Specifically Hootie.

Eh, Hootie takes the brunt of it, but there were many, many others that were just as bad, and are now just as bad. Or worse.

Hell, IMO, Hootie's been a pretty solid poster as of late.

[The Franchise]

I think you guys are off a year or two.

This place kicked ass when I first came here. I lurked for all of 2005 before I created an account and started posting - and this place was great. The back half of 2006 and beyond is when the short bus showed up and this place turned into a haven for fucking retards.

JMO.

Hey....I take offense to that. :D

[OnTheWarpath15]

Hey....I take offense to that. :D

:D

[ChiefaRoo]

I fought them off as long as I could. They finally drug me down to their level and overwhelmed me with ignorance.

I backed you up the best I could skip. You just couldn't handle the pressure.

[Chiefnj2]

I thought htismaque was midnight vulture?

[Reaper16]

Htismaqe really is missed.

[milkman]

I think you guys are off a year or two.

This place kicked ass when I first came here. I lurked for all of 2005 before I created an account and started posting - and this place was great. The back half of 2006 and beyond is when the short bus showed up and this place turned into a haven for ****ing retards.

JMO.

This goes back to something I said a year or two ago.

At one time I was posting in here with a lot of people smarter than me.
As time passed, I became one of the more intelligent posters here.

The problem with that is that I didn't get any smarter.

[DMAC]

I feel like starting a TOOL thread. Then maybe a binary code thread...

[The Franchise]

This goes back to something I said a year or two ago.

At one time I was posting in here with a lot of people smarter than me.
As time passed, I became one of the more intelligent posters here.

The problem with that is that I didn't get any smarter.

Yeah.....sorry about that.

[Demonpenz]

Parker knows his shit. I have no doubt he could be in the chiefs organization for real.

[dirk digler]

Eh, Hootie takes the brunt of it, but there were many, many others that were just as bad, and are now just as bad. Or worse.

Hell, IMO, Hootie's been a pretty solid poster as of late.

He maybe but he was an ass a year ago over that Huard BS.

[Fire Me Boy!]

The influx of 2003 n00bs really helped balance out everything... the n00b class of 2004 and 2005 tipped the scales of douchebaggery...

I say we hunt them down and neg rep all 2004 and 2005ers

Hey.... :doh!:

[OnTheWarpath15]

This goes back to something I said a year or two ago.

At one time I was posting in here with a lot of people smarter than me.
As time passed, I became one of the more intelligent posters here.

The problem with that is that I didn't get any smarter.

That pretty much sums it up.

[BigRedChief]

The influx of 2003 n00bs really helped balance out everything... the n00b class of 2004 and 2005 tipped the scales of douchebaggery...

I say we hunt them down and neg rep all 2004 and 2005ers
Just barely beat the cut off date. Does this mean I get to participate in the chiefsplanet neg rep pile on?

[teedubya]

Yes, Come BACK SAMIE PARKER!!! We miss you.

knowwhatimsayin?

[the Talking Can]

htismaqe ...... get your ass back here and start posting!


ding,dong the witch is dead PBJ



:D

someone killed hootie?

[the Talking Can]

This.

He didn't leave because of the team.

He left because this place has taken on a steady influx of dumbasses.

he left because specifically because of hootie and claythan's pre-school crush on Huard...they were like retards in heat....

[OnTheWarpath15]

he left because specifically because of hootie and claythan's pre-school crush on Huard...they were like retards in heat....

That was certainly part of it, but not the only reason.

We used to trade PM's back and forth after he left for a bit.

I guess the best way to put it is the Hootiefication of CP ran him off. Not just Hootie, but the overall ignorance and stupidity of the newer posters overrunning the place.

[El Jefe]

he left because specifically because of hootie and claythan's pre-school crush on Huard...they were like retards in heat....

LMAO

[El Jefe]

Hey....I take offense to that. :D

Heh were both in that group.

[DaFace]

The influx of 2003 n00bs really helped balance out everything... the n00b class of 2004 and 2005 tipped the scales of douchebaggery...

I say we hunt them down and neg rep all 2004 and 2005ers

Yeah, all those 2005 n00bs should burn.

[ChiefaRoo]

Yeah, all those 2005 n00bs should burn.

Yeah, F those guys.

[Reerun_KC]

NO doubt, I miss parker!

We had some great debates back in the day... I remember the day he left and how incomplete the board was...

[Reerun_KC]

Parker left and then we were stuck with guys like Skip... They are kind of amusing at times, but drool all over the place...

[BigRedChief]

Yeah, all those 2005 n00bs should burn.
ROFL

[Reerun_KC]

ROFL

:cuss:

[BigRedChief]

:cuss:
Laughing at the irony. I swear.:rolleyes:

[Baby Lee]

This goes back to something I said a year or two ago.

At one time I was posting in here with a lot of people smarter than me.
As time passed, I became one of the more intelligent posters here.

The problem with that is that I didn't get any smarter.

Imagine my horror, to go from bopping around mere fools like you, to wondering how Terri Schaivo opened so many accounts.

;)

[crazycoffey]

I think you guys are off a year or two.

This place kicked ass when I first came here. I lurked for all of 2005 before I created an account and started posting - and this place was great. The back half of 2006 and beyond is when the short bus showed up and this place turned into a haven for ****ing retards.

JMO.


4321

[Reerun_KC]

4321

Dec of 2006 is when it went to hell!

[Mark M]

This goes back to something I said a year or two ago.

At one time I was posting in here with a lot of people smarter than me.
As time passed, I became one of the more intelligent posters here.

The problem with that is that I didn't get any smarter.

I know the feeling.

The one thing I've noticed missing is the sense of camaraderie we all had when this place first started. Maybe it's because we came here in protest of the Star board, maybe because we kinda "knew" each other, but it was different.

That's not to say that we all got along and sung songs around a campfire. But if some n00b came in and tried to give us crap, everyone joined forces and drove the dipshit away. New users were welcomed and given a chance to prove their mettle, rather than being blasted from day one. And most differences of opinion were just that: opinions, and we could agree to disagree.

Now? Not so much.

This place can still be fun, but the level of stupid has gone up exponentially, the funny isn't as strong as it once was, and way too many intelligent, enjoyable, and respected (and respectful) posters have been driven away by people who seem to enjoy being total fucking dickfaces a lot more than contributing anything of value.

Just my 2¢ ... keep the change.

MM
~~:shrug:

[Reerun_KC]

I know the feeling.

The one thing I've noticed missing is the sense of camaraderie we all had when this place first started. Maybe it's because we came here in protest of the Star board, maybe because we kinda "knew" each other, but it was different.

That's not to say that we all got along and sung songs around a campfire. But if some n00b came in and tried to give us crap, everyone joined forces and drove the dipshit away. New users were welcomed and given a chance to prove their mettle, rather than being blasted from day one. And most differences of opinion were just that: opinions, and we could agree to disagree.

Now? Not so much.

This place can still be fun, but the level of stupid has gone up exponentially, the funny isn't as strong as it once was, and way too many intelligent, enjoyable, and respected (and respectful) posters have been driven away by people who seem to enjoy being total ****ing dickfaces a lot more than contributing anything of value.

Just my 2¢ ... keep the change.

MM
~~:shrug:

:clap:

People dont realize that its all meer opinions and not one of us can actually change the team...

[Baby Lee]

:clap:

People dont realize that its all meer opinions and not one of us can actually change the team...

I hope Pioli goes to the Browns so you can go drool over on their board. ;)

[Reerun_KC]

I hope Pioli goes to the Browns so you can go drool over on their board. ;)

:D

Fair Enough, But I would like Polian here as well...

Looks like I have a lot of drooling coming up...

[unothadeal]

Oh fuck you guys.

[Iowanian]

You're #1.


Well, at least casting a shadow like the number.

I miss the old days when you and Hoover stood around making the # 10.


I know the feeling.

The one thing I've noticed missing is the sense of camaraderie we all had when this place first started. Maybe it's because we came here in protest of the Star board, maybe because we kinda "knew" each other, but it was different.

That's not to say that we all got along and sung songs around a campfire. But if some n00b came in and tried to give us crap, everyone joined forces and drove the dipshit away. New users were welcomed and given a chance to prove their mettle, rather than being blasted from day one. And most differences of opinion were just that: opinions, and we could agree to disagree.

Now? Not so much.

This place can still be fun, but the level of stupid has gone up exponentially, the funny isn't as strong as it once was, and way too many intelligent, enjoyable, and respected (and respectful) posters have been driven away by people who seem to enjoy being total ****ing dickfaces a lot more than contributing anything of value.

Just my 2¢ ... keep the change.

MM
~~:shrug:

[OnTheWarpath15]

Oh fuck you guys.

What was your old screen name?

[crazycoffey]

Dec of 2006 is when it went to hell!

no, that's the month it went to eternal damnation....

[crazycoffey]

What was your old screen name?


kdog414141

[Mark M]

You're #1.


Well, at least casting a shadow like the number.

I miss the old days when you and Hoover stood around making the # 10.

ROFL ROFL ROFL

You know, I actually ballooned to about 170 last year. And then the pain meds I'm on caused me to lose 30 lbs. and I wound up right where I started.

One of these days I hope to be all growed up and not have to use miniblinds as a bunk bed ...

MM
~~:D

[Frazod]

This.

He didn't leave because of the team.

He left because this place has taken on a steady influx of dumbasses.

Yes.

I wish Parker was still here and I wish he was still a mod. We are in serious need of a douche purge.

[OnTheWarpath15]

kdog414141

That's what I thought.

He's cool.

[OnTheWarpath15]

Yes.

I wish Parker was still here and I wish he was still a mod. We are in serious need of a douche purge.

That's the other reason he left.

Being a mod for this fucking circus is not all it's cracked up to be...

[crazycoffey]

That's what I thought.

He's cool.


other than being a limpdick - yeah, he's ahhight

[Frazod]

That's the other reason he left.

Being a mod for this fucking circus is not all it's cracked up to be...

That wouldn't be an issue if the mods weren't so accommodating to these pricks. I realize I'd be too trigger happy for most, but seriously, way too much crap is tolerated here.

[The Franchise]

Dec of 2006 is when it went to hell!

:D Thanks :D

[MOhillbilly]

i wish hed come back guy was always solid and kept his mouth shut.

[Hootie]

Specifically Hootie.

Yeah, that's bullshit...

I said Huard was going to get re-signed and Green was going to get ousted, he disagreed, he was wrong.

I said Huard was going to be the 2007 starter and Croyle was going to take over mid-season when Huard flamed out...he STRONGLY disagreed and was counting down the days during Hard Knocks for when they'd name Croyle starter so he could tell me how dumb I was...when Huard was named starter he freaked out and stopped posting.

If you want to blame me for that, then...go for it.

[seclark]

i wish hed come back guy was always solid and kept his mouth shut.

yep...if he didn't like someone, he usually just wouldn't engage w/them. hell, he never talked to me.
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[MOhillbilly]

yep...if he didn't like someone, he usually just wouldn't engage w/them. hell, he never talked to me.
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i told him all kinds of inside info and he relayed it to the BB in a manner that kept my name out of it.

[Hootie]

He maybe but he was an ass a year ago over that Huard BS.

I'm not a 'the Chiefs should play for the best possible draft pick every year' kind of fan.

Obviously, AND WE ALL SHOULD REALIZE THIS BY NOW, Huard >>>> Croyle and Huard was our best shot of winning on Sunday's in 2006 and 2007.

If you want to still consider that Huard bullshit then by all means...I stopped caring when Herm went into full-fledged rebuild mode...Huard shouldn't have even been on this roster this year.

There will always be Mecca's on this board who will want to play for that top 5 pick rather than win 10 games...because 2-14 is better than 10-6 I guess.

[seclark]

i told him all kinds of inside info and he relayed it to the BB in a manner that kept my name out of it.

seemed like a cool guy to drink a beer with.
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[Hootie]

he left because specifically because of hootie and claythan's pre-school crush on Huard...they were like retards in heat....

Dumb.

Sorry, dickhead...I'll keep reiterating...Huard was our best chance to win games in 2006 and 2007...lead us to the playoffs in 2006...sorry I didn't want to waste time on Brodie Croyle.

You can all get mad as much as you want, but that doesn't change the fact that I was 100% right regarding Huard those two years...so, kindly, suck a dick...you're probably one of the worst posters on this board...100% negative with nothing but condescending things to say to everyone about everything. Why don't you solicit a prostitute or something and calm the fuck down? Christ...

[Hootie]

That wouldn't be an issue if the mods weren't so accommodating to these pricks. I realize I'd be too trigger happy for most, but seriously, way too much crap is tolerated here.

Yeah, if you were a mod, there would be 10 members and only 3 of them would have posting privileges...

[Frazod]

Dumb.

Sorry, dickhead...I'll keep reiterating...Huard was our best chance to win games in 2006 and 2007...lead us to the playoffs in 2006...sorry I didn't want to waste time on Brodie Croyle.

You can all get mad as much as you want, but that doesn't change the fact that I was 100% right regarding Huard those two years...so, kindly, suck a dick...you're probably one of the worst posters on this board...100% negative with nothing but condescending things to say to everyone about everything. Why don't you solicit a prostitute or something and calm the fuck down? Christ...

Boy, I can't imagine why anybody would get sick of you..... :rolleyes:

[MOhillbilly]

seemed like a cool guy to drink a beer with.
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and he liked the 3 piece motorhead better than the 4 piece. plus he had a friend that did a shot of antifreeze.

[Frazod]

Yeah, if you were a mod, there would be 10 members and only 3 of them would have posting privileges...

No, but I guaran-fucking-tee you'd be in the first wave to get whacked.

[MOhillbilly]

Boy, I can't imagine why anybody would get sick of you..... :rolleyes:

Just his name makes me wanna stab him with a screwdriver. nothin against him though.

[Hootie]

Boy, I can't imagine why anybody would get sick of you..... :rolleyes:

I'm sorry that the constant pessimism that dude displays and the fact he's in constant attack mode to everyone who says anything remotely optimistic about anything Kansas City Chiefs related annoys the living hell out of me.

All the dude does is follow around the posters he doesn't agree with and tells them how much they suck etc. etc. etc.

If he thinks I'm the problem on this board he should take a long look in the mirror.

[Frazod]

Just his name makes me wanna stab him with a screwdriver. nothin against him though.

I don't think anybody would try to stop you. Probably be like one of those Skidmore things, where people would just sit back and watch, and think "damn, I wish somebody had done that a long time ago."

[MOhillbilly]

If he thinks I'm the problem on this board he should take a long look in the mirror.


fuck that he might turn to stone.

[Hootie]

No, but I guaran-****ing-tee you'd be in the first wave to get whacked.

Oh, I know...ChiefsPlanet.com...95% of my posts are Chiefs related...seems like a good candidate to ban from CHIEFSPLANET.COM...

I think this term is way overused and I rarely ever use it...but simply, you're a douchebag. Like, I think that term describes you to a t. You get your panties in a bunch over a message board because the community isn't the same 10 people you used to pal around with 5 years ago..

[Mark M]

That wouldn't be an issue if the mods weren't so accommodating to these pricks.

This. Although there is a fine line between booting the asshats who need it, and just grudge banning people.

I realize I'd be too trigger happy for most, but seriously, way too much crap is tolerated here.

I can think of no one I'd rather have as a mod than you. Seriously -- it'd be a much better board because of it.

MM
~~:thumb:

[Hootie]

This. Although there is a fine line between booting the asshats who need it, and just grudge banning people.



I can think of no one I'd rather have as a mod than you. Seriously -- it'd be a much better board because of it.

MM
~~:thumb:

It would be a ghost town. Especially since him and Zach would be the only two with thread starting capabilities.

[Mark M]

It would be a ghost town. Especially since him and Zach would be the only two with thread starting capabilities.

Actually, I'd bet you anything I'd also have the privilege.

So I'm okay with that ...

MM
~~;)

[Frazod]

It would be a ghost town. Especially since him and Zach would be the only two with thread starting capabilities.

I know people like you and Shitsprayer would have everybody believe this, but the truth is I get along just fine with the vast majority of people on this BB.

But I do find it amusing when you try to blame others for you being a sniping, contrary, argumentive prick.

[HemiEd]

It is almost Christmas, I can feel it in the air!

[dirk digler]

Yeah, that's bullshit...

I said Huard was going to get re-signed and Green was going to get ousted, he disagreed, he was wrong.

I said Huard was going to be the 2007 starter and Croyle was going to take over mid-season when Huard flamed out...he STRONGLY disagreed and was counting down the days during Hard Knocks for when they'd name Croyle starter so he could tell me how dumb I was...when Huard was named starter he freaked out and stopped posting.

If you want to blame me for that, then...go for it.

Back then you were being a douchebag and you are the main reason why he left.

I admit you have gotten alot better lately so don't get your panties in a wad over the truth.

[Iowanian]

There is absolutely no need to be so mean to each other.


Carl Peterson is GONE...

Santa said he's giving you a bigger hangdown for Christmas.

Well, maybe he said your [insert closest female associate] was getting a bigger one anyway.

[booger]

Pretty sure he lost it after the whole steve alford thing

[kcxiv]

That's the other reason he left.

Being a mod for this ****ing circus is not all it's cracked up to be...

I mod on another board that gets way worse then this and its a pain in the ass at times. When you start putting people on vacations for being a retard, you always get the, you think you are god now because you can ban a few people. You mods take this way to serious get a life blah blah blah. Being a mod is a lose lose situation. Well unless you get free video games like i do. haha


anyways, i like hits he was a cool dude. Me and him used to discuss a few things in pm's ever now and again. He is missed.

[kcxiv]

It would be a ghost town. Especially since him and Zach would be the only two with thread starting capabilities.

Sometimes less people is better then more people, when them more people are fucktards.

[Hootie]

Back then you were being a douchebag and you are the main reason why he left.

I admit you have gotten alot better lately so don't get your panties in a wad over the truth.

If I am the reason why he left, he has some pretty thin skin...I disagree that I was a douchebag considering the rift between Parker and I ended with him being 100% in the wrong.

[Sully]

You're all talking about me, aren't you?

[rad]

I think you guys are off a year or two.

This place kicked ass when I first came here. I lurked for all of 2005 before I created an account and started posting - and this place was great. The back half of 2006 and beyond is when the short bus showed up and this place turned into a haven for ****ing retards.

JMO.

I think Herm brought them in with him. (Not excluding myself. I don't know as much about football as most here)

[DeezNutz]

I think you guys are off a year or two.

This place kicked ass when I first came here. I lurked for all of 2005 before I created an account and started posting - and this place was great. The back half of 2006 and beyond is when the short bus showed up and this place turned into a haven for ****ing retards.

JMO.

No, no. Pretty sure it was 2005. The '06 class is/was stellar. :D

Even though I signed on in April, I didn't post regularly for months after.

[Frazod]

No, no. Pretty sure it was 2005. The '06 class is/was stellar. :D

Even though I signed on in April, I didn't post regularly for months after.

IMO, the 2003 season was the high point of the BB. We still did 37 Forever banquets then - dozens of BB members showed up from all over the country. We had a get-together at a bar Friday, the banquet Saturday, and the Broncos game where Hall had the long return for what would be the winning score on Sunday. Almost all of the old-time crew was there in person, and everybody had a great time. That was one best weekends of my life.

But it's been all downhill since.

[DeezNutz]

IMO, the 2003 season was the high point of the BB. We still did 37 Forever banquets then - dozens of BB members showed up from all over the country. We had a get-together at a bar Friday, the banquet Saturday, and the Broncos game where Hall had the long return for what would be the winning score on Sunday. Almost all of the old-time crew was there in person, and everybody had a great time. That was one best weekends of my life.

But it's been all downhill since.

That does sound cool. I would have liked to have been a part of that.

[Frazod]

That does sound cool. I would have liked to have been a part of that.

Yep. You missed a helluva good time.

[Buehler445]

Well hopefully I'm not part of the problem. I don't post all that much because I am a fucking idiot. I come here mostly to learn about Chiefs news and some guys' insights. There are a lot of other interesting topics discussed on here too.

But there is a lot of shit. It happens. But I guess since I missed out on the good years, that I just accept it since I don't know any other way.

I'm glad I'm not a mod. They take a LOT of buuuuullshit and for the most part do a freaking nice job.

Bottom line, Htis was awesome. He had a tremendous amount of good football knowledge and it isn't part of the board anymore. Sucks for us...

[OnTheWarpath15]

Well hopefully I'm not part of the problem. I don't post all that much because I am a fucking idiot. I come here mostly to learn about Chiefs news and some guys' insights. There are a lot of other interesting topics discussed on here too.

But there is a lot of shit. It happens. But I guess since I missed out on the good years, that I just accept it since I don't know any other way.

I'm glad I'm not a mod. They take a LOT of buuuuullshit and for the most part do a freaking nice job.

Bottom line, Htis was awesome. He had a tremendous amount of good football knowledge and it isn't part of the board anymore. Sucks for us...

Dude, you're FAR from being part of the problem.

[Spicy McHaggis]

I lurked for almost two years before actually joining. I think it helped me to get a feel for this place and not act like an idiot. Most of the time.

I do miss having htismaqe post, he always brought a sort of balance to the conversation. In fact, there's few people from my "old" days that no longer post that should come back. Shame.

[Simply Red]

Yeah, F those guys.

That.

[Simply Red]

IMO, the 2003 season was the high point of the BB. We still did 37 Forever banquets then - dozens of BB members showed up from all over the country. We had a get-together at a bar Friday, the banquet Saturday, and the Broncos game where Hall had the long return for what would be the winning score on Sunday. Almost all of the old-time crew was there in person, and everybody had a great time. That was one best weekends of my life.

But it's been all downhill since.

Um, you had your chance to meet this beautiful genius, but you elected to NOT contact me or any other Atlantans.

[RustShack]

Would I be classified as one of those "fucks"?

[blueballs]

pecker sweat

[Bugeater]

If I am the reason why he left, he has some pretty thin skin...I disagree that I was a douchebag considering the rift between Parker and I ended with him being 100% in the wrong.

And all he had to do was admit he was wrong and move on, but instead he tucked his tail between his legs and left the board. Seems like kind of a pussy move to me.

[2112]

That was certainly part of it, but not the only reason.

We used to trade PM's back and forth after he left for a bit.

I guess the best way to put it is the Hootiefication of CP ran him off. Not just Hootie, but the overall ignorance and stupidity of the newer posters overrunning the place.

Dude, seriously. how can anybody be that sensitive about talking football on the internet? he got really butt hurt when nobody supported him in that ''Denise, I'm gonna ban you thread'' http://www.jetnation.com/forums/images/smilies/new/wild.gif he took a beating in that thread, and he immediately turned in his Sheriffs badge after that.

He certainly knew a lot about college football and football in general. I'll give him that.

[MOhillbilly]

Dude, seriously. how can anybody be that sensitive about talking football on the internet? he got really butt hurt when nobody supported him in that ''Denise, I'm gonna ban you thread'' http://www.jetnation.com/forums/images/smilies/new/wild.gif he took a beating in that thread, and he immediately turned in his Sheriffs badge after that.

He certainly knew a lot about college football and football in general. I'll give him that.

A mans gotta know his limits.

[TrebMaxx]

I only registered so I could see the pics in the girlie JPEG thread.

[the Talking Can]

And all he had to do was admit he was wrong and move on, but instead he tucked his tail between his legs and left the board. Seems like kind of a pussy move to me.

actually, he just got tired of the non-stop bleeding of a couple of 3yr olds....it's pretty easy to understand...

[Brock]

Parker basically said "I don't really care about the chiefs anymore", more than once. Maybe he wasn't kidding, and who could blame him?

[Bugeater]

actually, he just got tired of the non-stop bleeding of a couple of 3yr olds....it's pretty easy to understand...
Well I don't know why he couldn't just ignore them instead of getting caught up in endless pissing matches with them. Sometimes you just gotta agree to disagree and move on.

Parker basically said "I don't really care about the chiefs anymore", more than once. Maybe he wasn't kidding, and who could blame him?
I wouldn't. I think frustration with the team has had more to do with longtime members leaving than anything else, it has gotten to the point where it isn't worth the emotional investment anymore.

[TrebMaxx]

Parker basically said "I don't really care about the chiefs anymore", more than once. Maybe he wasn't kidding, and who could blame him?

This could be very true. I know I have a couple of friends that seemed to be die hard Chiefs fans but the past couple of years they have lost all interest in them.

[dirk digler]

If I am the reason why he left, he has some pretty thin skin...I disagree that I was a douchebag considering the rift between Parker and I ended with him being 100% in the wrong.

He may have thin skin but you still acted like a douchebag.

IIRC you spammed the board with Huard threads and basically acted like a child.

Anyway that is all in the past and you have become a pretty good poster.

Hopefully he will come back (I doubt it) and you two can bury the hatchet.

[Frazod]

The bottom line is that Parker was liked and respected. And it doesn't matter how right Hootie is, or more accurately, how well he guesses - he'll always be a hated fucking prick.

[cookster50]

Maybe it is people constantly calling others stupid just because they don't agree with a take? Perhaps all the people on here throwing around those types of words(stupid, idiots, etc) are why some people don't feel it is worth posting on here. One reason I rarely peak in at the DC forum, you can't go but a couple posts in a thread before the insults start flying.

[dirk digler]

Maybe it is people constantly calling others stupid just because they don't agree with a take? Perhaps all the people on here throwing around those types of words(stupid, idiots, etc) are why some people don't feel it is worth posting on here. One reason I rarely peak in at the DC forum, you can't go but a couple posts in a thread before the insults start flying.

Well if you weren't such a stupid POS douchebag people might take you seriously.



















j/k :D

[HemiEd]

This could be very true. I know I have a couple of friends that seemed to be die hard Chiefs fans but the past couple of years they have lost all interest in them.

I can identify with this, and think Brock hit the nail on the head. He was pretty frustrated with Huard starting, I remember that for sure.

[shaneo69]

he left because specifically because of hootie and claythan's pre-school crush on Huard...they were like retards in heat....

Wonder how many people left in the early days because of htismaqe, KCTitus, and nmt1's pre-school crush on Carl Peterson. Their defending of everything Carl back then made Hootie's love of Hutard look tame by comparison.

When did Phobia give up his mod privileges? Seems like that's when all hell broke loose around here.

[Frazod]

When did Phobia give up his mod privileges? Seems like that's when all hell broke loose around here.

Two or three years ago when he split from Kyle and went the Athan-WPI route.

[Bugeater]

Two or three years ago when he split from Kyle and went the Athan-WPI route.

It was at the end of 2005, I had just been here a couple months when he left.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

This goes back to something I said a year or two ago.

At one time I was posting in here with a lot of people smarter than me.
As time passed, I became one of the more intelligent posters here.

The problem with that is that I didn't get any smarter.

LMAO

[Baby Lee]

Parker basically said "I don't really care about the chiefs anymore", more than once. Maybe he wasn't kidding, and who could blame him?

If so much of my classwork wasn't centered around the PC, and if I weren't listening to Howard online already, I don't know that I'd be interested enough to post much either.
I've lost a ton of passion in football and politics as I come to realize whatever's gonna happen is gonna happen, much better for your mental health to observe with detachment than get all worked up.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Wonder how many people left in the early days because of htismaqe, KCTitus, and nmt1's pre-school crush on Carl Peterson. Their defending of everything Carl back then made Hootie's love of Hutard look tame by comparison.

When did Phobia give up his mod privileges? Seems like that's when all hell broke loose around here.

WPI AND Nick "The Erroneous One" Athan KILLED CHIEFSPLANET!!!!11!!11!!11!!!!!ONE


Seriously though, Phobia's departure as part owner of this board did come around the time this place started going downwards IMO. Kyle is great, but Phil had the political saavy that Kyle just isn't interested in IMO. I'll never leave this board. As a displaced Chiefs fan, it's the ONLY place I can find like minded NFL fans. Even if most of you are cocksuckers. :p


Edit: The only place I can find uncensored like minded NFL fans. The other boards are filled with pandering pussies IMO. Well, except this little gem called fatchatter that no one ever goes too.

[Frosty]

One thing to consider is that those of us who signed up in the first wave (2000, 2001) are now 7-8 years older and presumably more mature.

It could be that part of the "n00bs are teh stupid" attitude is that we are just becoming more like Skip. :doh!:

[DeezNutz]

The reason behind my username should now be clear to everyone.

I look forward to the day, long after I'm gone, when a group of folks sit around and wax sentimental about how much they miss DeezNutz.

[Hammock Parties]

Htismaqe was one of my top five favorite posters...sad he's gone.

[Hammock Parties]

Also LOL at anyone saying the Planet is "declining." It's still as awesome as ever.

[2112]

The reason behind my username should now be clear to everyone.

I look forward to the day, long after I'm gone, when a group of folks sit around and wax sentimental about how much they miss DeezNutz.

That's funny. I was in Florida at a bar talking to a friend of mine who left our board a while back. we have a poster named ''Sperm Edwards''. my buddy says out loud at the bar ''I really miss Sperm''. OH SHIT! The looks he got in that bar!

ROFL

[DeezNutz]

That's funny. I was in Florida at a bar talking to a friend of mine who left our board a while back. we have a poster named ''Sperm Edwards''. my buddy says out loud at the bar ''I really miss Sperm''. OH SHIT! The looks he got in that bar!

ROFL

LMAO

[Mark M]

One thing to consider is that those of us who signed up in the first wave (2000, 2001) are now 7-8 years older and presumably more mature.

It could be that part of the "n00bs are teh stupid" attitude is that we are just becoming more like Skip. :doh!:

Holy crap ... I never thought about that.

MM
~~:eek: :crybaby:

[Hammock Parties]

Do you think Parker would come back if the Chiefs hire Ferentz?

[BigRedChief]

Also LOL at anyone saying the Planet is "declining." It's still as awesome as ever.
For every Parker there is a FAX to take his place. Nothing ever stays the same.

[seclark]

For every Parker there is a FAX to take his place. Nothing ever stays the same.

but who took faxs' place?
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[kstater]

Can you bring Mr. FAX back with you when you come back?

[morphius]

Do you think Parker would come back if the Chiefs hire Ferentz?
I know it would make him happy.

[Iowanian]

1

[Gonzo]

Look on the bright side. you still have me around.

[Chiefs Pantalones]

Why did he leave?

[blueballs]

If he made it out alive
more power to him
this place is like Alcatraz

[Skip Towne]

Why did he leave?

Hootie ran him off?

[Chiefs Pantalones]

Hootie ran him off?

Understandable. His love affair with Huard was sickening.

[2112]

Why did he leave?

I think it started with this thread (http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=161530). he took a beating in that thread and nobody stepped up to the plate to support him. soon after that he gave up his power and stepped down as emperor. after that he was never the same.

[Reerun_KC]

Understandable. His love affair with Huard was sickening.

Now Hootie is on a full fledge stalking of Mecca...

[Mr. Laz]

PBJ

[FAX]

Is he back?

FAX

[Mr. Laz]

Is he back?

FAX

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=203115

[seclark]

Is he back?

FAX

YESSS!
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[Gonzo]

WB man.

[Reerun_KC]

If he is back, n00b's will be going down... He will clean this place back up...

There is a new sheriff in town boys...

[htismaqe]

Yes, I'm back.

And for the record, me leaving had nothing to do with Hootie specifically.

I had FAR too much emotion invested in arguing with pretty much EVERYBODY on this board. I didn't like myself anymore, and I just had to take a break.

And no, I won't be "cleaning up" any n00bs. I've been gone over a year - to many here, I'm a n00b. I don't want this to end up like before, so I'm gonna try to be a kinder, gentler htismaqe.

[Mr. Laz]

so I'm gonna try to be a kinder, gentler
remember ...... i tried that once

ROFL

[dirk digler]

Yes, I'm back.

And for the record, me leaving had nothing to do with Hootie specifically.

I had FAR too much emotion invested in arguing with pretty much EVERYBODY on this board. I didn't like myself anymore, and I just had to take a break.

And no, I won't be "cleaning up" any n00bs. I've been gone over a year - to many here, I'm a n00b. I don't want this to end up like before, so I'm gonna try to be a kinder, gentler htismaqe.

Awesome and I am very glad you are back. :thumb:

[Reerun_KC]

Yes, I'm back.

And for the record, me leaving had nothing to do with Hootie specifically.

I had FAR too much emotion invested in arguing with pretty much EVERYBODY on this board. I didn't like myself anymore, and I just had to take a break.

And no, I won't be "cleaning up" any n00bs. I've been gone over a year - to many here, I'm a n00b. I don't want this to end up like before, so I'm gonna try to be a kinder, gentler htismaqe.

Regardless, your back, looking forward to some good solid football debate with you...

I agree, Herm to alot of of this fanbase, left the fans a disorganized mess..

Good to see you!

[Archie Bunker]

:bravo:

[TrebMaxx]

Yes, I'm back.

And for the record, me leaving had nothing to do with Hootie specifically.

I had FAR too much emotion invested in arguing with pretty much EVERYBODY on this board. I didn't like myself anymore, and I just had to take a break.

And no, I won't be "cleaning up" any n00bs. I've been gone over a year - to many here, I'm a n00b. I don't want this to end up like before, so I'm gonna try to be a kinder, gentler htismaqe.

Glad you are back. Your football IQ has been missed.

[Mr. Kotter]

Yes, I'm back.

And for the record, me leaving had nothing to do with Hootie specifically.

I had FAR too much emotion invested in arguing with pretty much EVERYBODY on this board. I didn't like myself anymore, and I just had to take a break.

And no, I won't be "cleaning up" any n00bs. I've been gone over a year - to many here, I'm a n00b. I don't want this to end up like before, so I'm gonna try to be a kinder, gentler htismaqe.

Welcome back, Parker. :thumb:

[htismaqe]

remember ...... i tried that once

ROFL

I'm sure I was part of the reason you weren't successful. :clap:

[Delano]

Excellent!

[Frazod]

Yes, I'm back.

And for the record, me leaving had nothing to do with Hootie specifically.

I had FAR too much emotion invested in arguing with pretty much EVERYBODY on this board. I didn't like myself anymore, and I just had to take a break.

And no, I won't be "cleaning up" any n00bs. I've been gone over a year - to many here, I'm a n00b. I don't want this to end up like before, so I'm gonna try to be a kinder, gentler htismaqe.

Fuck that. Get back in the fight. We're drowning here.

[Frazod]

Oh, and welcome back.

[Katipan]

Obviously, it's because I left for 2 years.

[FAX]

Well, it's always a good idea to set goals for one's self and certainly the "kindler, gentler" approach is an admirable objective, Mr. htismaqe.

But couldn't you just bash a couple of N00bs (sp?) into a slime puddle of N00b (sp?) goo for us?

FAX

[booger]

Carl's gone, Herm too.

Butt Claythan is still a virgin. Some things never change.


Welcome back stinkin hawkeye fan!!1!!:D

[MOhillbilly]

Yes, I'm back.

And for the record, me leaving had nothing to do with Hootie specifically.

I had FAR too much emotion invested in arguing with pretty much EVERYBODY on this board. I didn't like myself anymore, and I just had to take a break.

And no, I won't be "cleaning up" any n00bs. I've been gone over a year - to many here, I'm a n00b. I don't want this to end up like before, so I'm gonna try to be a kinder, gentler htismaqe.

ya!

http://www.childsupportservices.com/images/skipping_girl.jpg

[Gonzo]

Fuck that. Get back in the fight. We're drowning here.

Eh....It hasn't been that bad Fraz.

Look at some of the entertainment the recent influx of n00bs has brought to this board.

[rad]

The collective football IQ of this place just increased exponentially.

[Frazod]

Eh....It hasn't been that bad Fraz.

Look at some of the entertainment the recent influx of n00bs has brought to this board.

Morons and trolls don't amuse me.

[Gonzo]

Morons and trolls don't amuse me.

Really?

I always thought you got great amusment and entertainment out of the verbal beheading you gave them.

You would be a sad, lonely man with out the n00bs and you know it.

[htismaqe]

Carl's gone, Herm too.

Butt Claythan is still a virgin. Some things never change.


Welcome back stinkin hawkeye fan!!1!!:D

The kinder, gentler htismaqe is going to make it his personal crusade to get Claythan laid.

He's gonna get some, bank on it.

[Frazod]

Really?

I always thought you got great amusment and entertainment out of the verbal beheading you gave them.

You would be a sad, lonely man with out the n00bs and you know it.

I'd much rather the mods flushed once in a while.

[luv]

The kinder, gentler htismaqe is going to make it his personal crusade to get Claythan laid.

He's gonna get some, bank on it.

Dude's lost 100lbs.

[Gonzo]

Dude's lost 100lbs.

He's still an ass though.

[keg in kc]

Dude's lost 100lbs.And I found it.

[luv]

He's still an ass though.

I used to think that was just a show for you guys, but I do believe he needs more than a little work in the tact and sensitivity departments.

[Mr. Laz]

I used to think that was just a show for you guys, but I do believe he needs more than a little work in the tact and sensitivity departments.
just figuring that out, huh?

[Hootie]

apparently people forget THE MAQ used to be the biggest Carl supporter on this board...maybe he'll be the leader of the "true fans"?

[Mr. Kotter]

apparently people forget THE MAQ used to be the biggest Carl supporter on this board...maybe he'll be the leader of the "true fans"?

:spock:

Either I missed that....or you are mistaking a rational "loudmouth know-it-all casual football fans, don't necessarily know as much as people who are paid to do it" approach to criticizing/assessing the team, for a "Carl supporter."

But maybe I missed something.... :hmmm:

[MOhillbilly]

apparently people forget THE MAQ used to be the biggest Carl supporter on this board...maybe he'll be the leader of the "true fans"?

my fist. your face.

[booger]

The kinder, gentler htismaqe is going to make it his personal crusade to get Claythan laid.

He's gonna get some, bank on it.

hear that Clay, the wormth of a woman is in your future!













bring cash:)

[Mark M]

Yes, I'm back.

And for the record, me leaving had nothing to do with Hootie specifically.

I had FAR too much emotion invested in arguing with pretty much EVERYBODY on this board. I didn't like myself anymore, and I just had to take a break.

And no, I won't be "cleaning up" any n00bs. I've been gone over a year - to many here, I'm a n00b. I don't want this to end up like before, so I'm gonna try to be a kinder, gentler htismaqe.

W00T!! Glad to see you're back!

Although you dropping me as a friend on Xbox Live made me sad ...

MM
~~:sulk: ;)

[keg in kc]

Although you dropping me as a friend on Xbox Live made me sad ...

MM
~~:sulk: ;)I told you not to call him Porker. But would you listen? Noooooo.

[Hootie]

you can add me as a friend to take his place!

IH8ALLQU33RS

[Hammock Parties]

The kinder, gentler htismaqe is going to make it his personal crusade to get Claythan laid.

He's gonna get some, bank on it.

Ain't you a sweet thing.

I can probably do it on my own now. I dropped 100 lbs.

[Mr. Laz]

Ain't you a sweet thing.

I can probably do it on my own now. I dropped 100 lbs.
no amount of weight loss can make up for a personality deficiency

:moon:

[luv]

no amount of weight loss can make up for a personality deficiency

:moon:

This is so true.

[Hammock Parties]

I actually have a great personality. I'm extremely likable and easy to get along with. I'm just a big pussy is all.

[Katipan]

No amount of personality makes up for a big pussy.

[luv]

No amount of personality makes up for a big pussy.

This is true, too.

[Hammock Parties]

I just need to meet an alpha female.

[Hootie]

No amount of personality makes up for a big pussy.

everytime I see you post I start thinking about fisting

[Hootie]

you need to fuck a fatty and just get it out of the way...

a "friend" of mine, not really a friend, but he lurks around all of the time and we acknowledge his presence...is kind of creepy and he JUST lost his virginity a month ago or so...

He lost it to some ex-stripper with a kid who hangs around a bar he works at...real disgusting broad...anyways...he's talking to me about it...and he says..."it didn't feel like what I thought it would feel like."

I told him that was enough and made him stop talking.

[Katipan]

everytime I see you post I start thinking about fisting

ditto

[Katipan]

I just need to meet an alpha female.

We have a whole other set of issues.

[Mr. Laz]

lots of guys will bang a hot chick but it doesn't last unless the personality is there


i think it's even more important for girls ... they bang the personality as much as the looks


unless you drunk at a bar then it's all about the body :hump: ROFL

[Hootie]

ditto

not sure what it is

[Katipan]

lots of guys will bang a hot chick but it doesn't last unless the personality is there


i think it's even more important for girls ... they bang the personality as much as the looks


unless you drunk at a bar then it's all about the body :hump: ROFL

ditto

cuz i agree and hootie is lost

[Hootie]

my game is very unique...

I talk about past sexual relations with family members and really off the wall, shock factor kind of stuff and it does the trick for me.

So try talking about that time you had sex with your mom when you were 10 or 11 and then get back to me...it's 50/50.

[Hootie]

last night the girl my friend fucks (we don't like her) was giving me a ride back to my apartment (she was coming over of course) and gets pulled over (the bar is literally two blocks away from my apartment yet I requested she drive us back)...I tell her not to blow (NEVER BLOW) but she blows and gets arrested for DUI...

Meanwhile the 9 cops needed for this (so unnecessary) are questioning me (and I'm wasted) and I really like to fuck with cops because they won't arrest a white person unless they HAVE to (trust me, I've crossed just about every line with Normal police that is humanly possible)...anyways I'm talking on the phone to my friend while I'm hitting on the girl cop...and I'm telling him that they all appear to be military trained and the dude cop is not having it...he keeps telling me to get off the phone and I keep telling him that I know Agent Jack Bauer and he's not going to be happy when he hears about this...

I'm not really quite sure what happened after that but the last thing I remember is them telling me I can leave but they are keeping my ID...I don't know why they kept my ID but I definitely don't have it and that's definitely a problem.

Oh yeah we all got back to the apartment and forgot about the girl getting arrested...so we ordered a pizza and woke up at 11, realized she was still in jail, and went to bail her out.

Of course she blames me for the DUI...

Oh and, we called one of her friends to bail her out last night and figured she was going to do it, but she was "too tired"...some friend.

I texted her today (the friend) and wished death upon her, so when she came to pick up the girl from my apartment (after we bailed her out, can't pick up your car for 12 hours or some shit so I had to sober deal with dumb DUI bitch for an hour) she bitched me out about how 'if she died it would be on my conscious blah blah blah'...I don't think she gets the fact that if she died, I wouldn't care...she weighs 180 lbs., had sex with some dude I don't know on my futon, and now I can't touch my futon. If I could kill her and get away with it, I probably would.

[htismaqe]

apparently people forget THE MAQ used to be the biggest Carl supporter on this board...maybe he'll be the leader of the "true fans"?

It's great to see this even after he's long gone. I haven't gotten a check from Carl in almost 2 years, he's been holding out on me.

Either I missed that....or you are mistaking a rational "loudmouth know-it-all casual football fans, don't necessarily know as much as people who are paid to do it" approach to criticizing/assessing the team, for a "Carl supporter."

I came to terms with being an Apologist long ago. To this day, I'm not gonna blame EVERYTHING on Carl, because all of it wasn't necessarily his fault. Mike Peterson can't feed all of the hungry in the world even with his enormous power and Carl Peterson can't win a Super Bowl. Such is life.

[htismaqe]

No amount of personality makes up for a big pussy.

Why do you think I'm here?

I'm a Confidence Coach now. ;)

[Frazod]

I just need to meet an alpha female.

Yeah, that's a great idea. Add chewed up and spit out (but still not laid) to your laundry list of issues. LMAO

[htismaqe]

Yeah, that's a great idea. Add chewed up and spit out (but still not laid) to your laundry list of issues. LMAO

He's seen "Empire Strikes Back" a few too many times. You'll have to forgive him if his idea of the perfect woman is cluttered with images of Princess Leia mouthing off to his hero.

[WilliamTheIrish]

Nice to see you back, parker.

[WilliamTheIrish]

Hootie, your life is way to complicated. In a real stupid kind of way.

[Mr. Laz]

Nice to see you back, parker.
oh no .... look who's here


now he'll prolly leave again :sulk:


















:D

[Hootie]

Hootie, your life is way to complicated. In a real stupid kind of way.

I can agree with this.

[Hammock Parties]

He's seen "Empire Strikes Back" a few too many times. You'll have to forgive him if his idea of the perfect woman is cluttered with images of Princess Leia mouthing off to his hero.

I've always been attracted to bitchy women. Always.

[WilliamTheIrish]

I can agree with this.

I'd find it difficult to function in that kind of chaos.

[Hammock Parties]

Hootie's post was awesome...someday I must hang out with that batshit crazy dude. Mouthing off to cops...my hero.

[Katipan]

Fucked his mother, too.

[Hootie]

Hootie's post was awesome...someday I must hang out with that batshit crazy dude. Mouthing off to cops...my hero.
it's a good thing for Christmas my mother paid off all of the citations I've amassed over the past year otherwise I'd probably be sitting in the holding cell right now...

Example: My friends were downtown "clubbing" (that sounds really gay, trust me, I hate clubs) and I had to work until midnight or so...so instead of having to catch up...I decide to just start drinking at work...no big deal...I waited tables at that time...easy stuff...well the bartender and I got a little frisky because it was pretty dead and by the time I took a cab to meet up with my friends, I was full-fledged wasted...I'm a big fan of attention and making my friends laugh, so I do some RIDICULOUS things after the bars kick you out and you're on a sidewalk with everyone else that was out that night (HUNDREDS of people)...I never fight...I think fighting is totally gay (probably because I'm not good at it)...but my friends are pretty tough dudes so I can talk all the shit I want without fear of getting my ass kicked...anyways I'm totally drunk..it's about 2:30 AM...and some balding dude my age walks by and I decide it's funny to start dancing around him chanting viagra...(I have no idea what that has to do with being bald...but I figured at the time if someone is balding they probably can't get a boner, either)...anyways this dude doesn't like it, at all...and he's about ready to kill me and an altercation breaks out...cops are positioned all over because I'm sure 100 of these things break out every night...and before I know it they cuff the dude and I have his sleeve in my hand (I have no idea how I ripped his sleeve off, it just kind of happened)...anyways, they're questioning me and I'm all like "I don't know what happened, he just attacked me!!!"...my friends are laughing because that's not at all what happened...anyways, they are going to let me off with nothing (because they believed me?) and I see they are writing bald guy a ticket so I decide it's appropriate to look at him, in front of the cops, and say "ha ha!"...so the cop then proceeds to look at me and says "ok now you're getting a ticket!"...yep, $50 for "Challenge to a Fight"...I had 7 citations similar to this last year...I got one for being on the trail after hours (my fucking apartment is on the trail) but the truth is I called a cop a faggot (from 100 yards away) and he actually got in his car and flagged me down and needed some excuse to write me a ticket and that's what he came up with...

Some of these cops are hilarious, too...I swear to God...they won't arrest a white person for anything...I tell my friend that I want to get arrested one time before I shape up...and no matter how far I push the envelope with these guys they won't do it...it's hilarious...everyone is pretty much intimidated when they see a cop...or have any interactions with one...but I promise, at least around here...you can say whatever you want and it pisses these guys off more than anything but they won't do anything...it's dumbfounding.

[Hootie]

****ed his mother, too.

there was more love making than fucking...it's true, sex is better when you're in love.

[htismaqe]

oh no .... look who's here

now he'll prolly leave again :sulk:

:D

I've got no beef with the Irish. I hate Dutch people.

[Hammock Parties]

it's a good thing for Christmas my mother paid off all of the citations I've amassed over the past year otherwise I'd probably be sitting in the holding cell right now...

Example: My friends were downtown "clubbing" (that sounds really gay, trust me, I hate clubs) and I had to work until midnight or so...so instead of having to catch up...I decide to just start drinking at work...no big deal...I waited tables at that time...easy stuff...well the bartender and I got a little frisky because it was pretty dead and by the time I took a cab to meet up with my friends, I was full-fledged wasted...I'm a big fan of attention and making my friends laugh, so I do some RIDICULOUS things after the bars kick you out and you're on a sidewalk with everyone else that was out that night (HUNDREDS of people)...I never fight...I think fighting is totally gay (probably because I'm not good at it)...but my friends are pretty tough dudes so I can talk all the shit I want without fear of getting my ass kicked...anyways I'm totally drunk..it's about 2:30 AM...and some balding dude my age walks by and I decide it's funny to start dancing around him chanting viagra...(I have no idea what that has to do with being bald...but I figured at the time if someone is balding they probably can't get a boner, either)...anyways this dude doesn't like it, at all...and he's about ready to kill me and an altercation breaks out...cops are positioned all over because I'm sure 100 of these things break out every night...and before I know it they cuff the dude and I have his sleeve in my hand (I have no idea how I ripped his sleeve off, it just kind of happened)...anyways, they're questioning me and I'm all like "I don't know what happened, he just attacked me!!!"...my friends are laughing because that's not at all what happened...anyways, they are going to let me off with nothing (because they believed me?) and I see they are writing bald guy a ticket so I decide it's appropriate to look at him, in front of the cops, and say "ha ha!"...so the cop then proceeds to look at me and says "ok now you're getting a ticket!"...yep, $50 for "Challenge to a Fight"...I had 7 citations similar to this last year...I got one for being on the trail after hours (my fucking apartment is on the trail) but the truth is I called a cop a faggot (from 100 yards away) and he actually got in his car and flagged me down and needed some excuse to write me a ticket and that's what he came up with...

Some of these cops are hilarious, too...I swear to God...they won't arrest a white person for anything...I tell my friend that I want to get arrested one time before I shape up...and no matter how far I push the envelope with these guys they won't do it...it's hilarious...everyone is pretty much intimidated when they see a cop...or have any interactions with one...but I promise, at least around here...you can say whatever you want and it pisses these guys off more than anything but they won't do anything...it's dumbfounding.

You're like the Indiana Jones of drunk dumbassery.

[Frazod]

You're like the Bud Bundy of drunk dumbassery.

FYP

[Iowanian]

I'd like to see the video when someone finally really puts a shitstomping on you hootie. You'll deserve it, everyone will know it and it will be hillarious.

[Hammock Parties]

In related news, Iowanian is a conservative.

[Iowanian]

Shutup gochiefs or I'll take that skin skirt hanging over your hips and tie it over year head like a balloon knot.


Hootie thinks its cool that he acts like a douchebag and hides behind his friends.
Someday, he'll lip off to mohillbilly's twin cyllindar, and he'll have some friends with him, and hootie will get his medicine.
Its only a matter of time.

[Hootie]

Shutup gochiefs or I'll take that skin skirt hanging over your hips and tie it over year head like a balloon knot.


Hootie thinks its cool that he acts like a douchebag and hides behind his friends.
Someday, he'll lip off to mohillbilly's twin cyllindar, and he'll have some friends with him, and hootie will get his medicine.
Its only a matter of time.

I'll certainly deserve it.

[Iowanian]

I've seen alot of people ask for a beating before, but you remind me of my friend who used to regularly BEG for them.

Tip. Your friends resent you picking fights and hiding behind them, and talk about you when you're not there because of it.

Eventually, you'll be pretending to "pull away" so you can fight the monster....and they'll let you go.

[Katipan]

I don't know how many friends Mohillbilly needs.

He's scary fun.

[MOhillbilly]

Shutup gochiefs or I'll take that skin skirt hanging over your hips and tie it over year head like a balloon knot.


Hootie thinks its cool that he acts like a douchebag and hides behind his friends.
Someday, he'll lip off to mohillbilly's twin cyllindar, and he'll have some friends with him, and hootie will get his medicine.
Its only a matter of time.

pfffft. i dont need no help.

[Iowanian]

pfffft. i dont need no help.

That wasn't quite what I meant.

Sometimes, having a fullbuck lead blocking will help a determined man get to the goal line against a strong defense with a weak secondary.

[DeezNutz]

pfffft. i dont need no help.

I'm guessing you're only about half joking.

I have friends who wouldn't give a damn how many people were surrounding a guy running his mouth.

There's just some people you don't cross.

[htismaqe]

That wasn't quite what I meant.

Sometimes, having a fullbuck lead blocking will help a determined man get to the goal line against a strong defense with a weak secondary.

Oh I love football metaphors!

[MOhillbilly]

I'm guessing you're only about half joking.

I have friends who wouldn't give a damn how many people were surrounding a guy running his mouth.

There's just some people you don't cross.

guys who have seen combat come to mind. they carry a big stick.

[Hammock Parties]

guys who have seen combat come to mind. they carry a big stick.

McCain FO LIFE, BRAH

[DeezNutz]

guys who have seen combat come to mind. they carry a big stick.

Yep.

And these guys usually don't say much.

You don't have to act tough when you are.

[MOhillbilly]

Yep.

And these guys usually don't say much.

You don't have to act tough when you are.

to be honest with you, if i never got into another fight with my fellow man it would suit me just fine.

[Katipan]

to be honest with you, if i never got into another fight with my fellow man it would suit me just fine.

How about a chick?

I'm pretty tough.

[htismaqe]

How about a chick?

I'm pretty tough.

Stop hijacking my thread, woman!

[Katipan]

Stop hijacking my thread, woman!

How funny.

Protecting your puny friend, huh?

[htismaqe]

How funny.

Protecting your puny friend, huh?

Yeah, I'm sure that's it and not the fact that you damn women always have to be the center of attention!

[L.A. Chieffan]

it's a good thing for Christmas my mother paid off all of the citations I've amassed over the past year otherwise I'd probably be sitting in the holding cell right now...

Example: My friends were downtown "clubbing" (that sounds really gay, trust me, I hate clubs) and I had to work until midnight or so...so instead of having to catch up...I decide to just start drinking at work...no big deal...I waited tables at that time...easy stuff...well the bartender and I got a little frisky because it was pretty dead and by the time I took a cab to meet up with my friends, I was full-fledged wasted...I'm a big fan of attention and making my friends laugh, so I do some RIDICULOUS things after the bars kick you out and you're on a sidewalk with everyone else that was out that night (HUNDREDS of people)...I never fight...I think fighting is totally gay (probably because I'm not good at it)...but my friends are pretty tough dudes so I can talk all the shit I want without fear of getting my ass kicked...anyways I'm totally drunk..it's about 2:30 AM...and some balding dude my age walks by and I decide it's funny to start dancing around him chanting viagra...(I have no idea what that has to do with being bald...but I figured at the time if someone is balding they probably can't get a boner, either)...anyways this dude doesn't like it, at all...and he's about ready to kill me and an altercation breaks out...cops are positioned all over because I'm sure 100 of these things break out every night...and before I know it they cuff the dude and I have his sleeve in my hand (I have no idea how I ripped his sleeve off, it just kind of happened)...anyways, they're questioning me and I'm all like "I don't know what happened, he just attacked me!!!"...my friends are laughing because that's not at all what happened...anyways, they are going to let me off with nothing (because they believed me?) and I see they are writing bald guy a ticket so I decide it's appropriate to look at him, in front of the cops, and say "ha ha!"...so the cop then proceeds to look at me and says "ok now you're getting a ticket!"...yep, $50 for "Challenge to a Fight"...I had 7 citations similar to this last year...I got one for being on the trail after hours (my fucking apartment is on the trail) but the truth is I called a cop a faggot (from 100 yards away) and he actually got in his car and flagged me down and needed some excuse to write me a ticket and that's what he came up with...

Some of these cops are hilarious, too...I swear to God...they won't arrest a white person for anything...I tell my friend that I want to get arrested one time before I shape up...and no matter how far I push the envelope with these guys they won't do it...it's hilarious...everyone is pretty much intimidated when they see a cop...or have any interactions with one...but I promise, at least around here...you can say whatever you want and it pisses these guys off more than anything but they won't do anything...it's dumbfounding.

id arrest your punk ass. then get drunk and laugh at you while you were in the cell

[Katipan]

Yeah, I'm sure that's it and not the fact that you damn women always have to be the center of attention!

It's jealousy baby. No one ever demanded the return of my football knowledge.

[htismaqe]

It's jealousy baby. No one ever demanded the return of my football knowledge.

You couldn't let me just enjoy it?

Nevermind, of course you couldn't. The female ability to kill a buzz is genetic.

[MOhillbilly]

How about a chick?

I'm pretty tough.

no thanks. my balls get in the way of my brains. and not in a deviant way.

[Hootie]

I've seen alot of people ask for a beating before, but you remind me of my friend who used to regularly BEG for them.

Tip. Your friends resent you picking fights and hiding behind them, and talk about you when you're not there because of it.

Eventually, you'll be pretending to "pull away" so you can fight the monster....and they'll let you go.

Tip. You're not as smart as you think =)

Just because you have shitty friends that talk shit about you when you're not around doesn't mean everyone does...

I've had the same 6 best friends since I was 12 years old...I've had the same roommate for 5 years...I'm pretty sure if they resented me or my actions they would have found a way to stop hanging out with me some time ago...

[Frazod]

Tip. You're not as smart as you think =)

Just because you have shitty friends that talk shit about you when you're not around doesn't mean everyone does...

I've had the same 6 best friends since I was 12 years old...I've had the same roommate for 5 years...I'm pretty sure if they resented me or my actions they would have found a way to stop hanging out with me some time ago...

I thought there were only three of you.

[crazycoffey]

Yes, I'm back.


I wonder what that stench was, old n00b

[Hammock Parties]

frazod just hit a home run of epic proportions ROFL

[OnTheWarpath15]

I thought there were only three of you.

frazod just hit a home run of epic proportions ROFL

I can't find the .gif, this will have to do.

http://i43.tinypic.com/23igvm1.jpg

[RNR]

it's a good thing for Christmas my mother paid off all of the citations I've amassed over the past year otherwise I'd probably be sitting in the holding cell right now...

Example: My friends were downtown "clubbing" (that sounds really gay, trust me, I hate clubs) and I had to work until midnight or so...so instead of having to catch up...I decide to just start drinking at work...no big deal...I waited tables at that time...easy stuff...well the bartender and I got a little frisky because it was pretty dead and by the time I took a cab to meet up with my friends, I was full-fledged wasted...I'm a big fan of attention and making my friends laugh, so I do some RIDICULOUS things after the bars kick you out and you're on a sidewalk with everyone else that was out that night (HUNDREDS of people)...I never fight...I think fighting is totally gay (probably because I'm not good at it)...but my friends are pretty tough dudes so I can talk all the shit I want without fear of getting my ass kicked...anyways I'm totally drunk..it's about 2:30 AM...and some balding dude my age walks by and I decide it's funny to start dancing around him chanting viagra...(I have no idea what that has to do with being bald...but I figured at the time if someone is balding they probably can't get a boner, either)...anyways this dude doesn't like it, at all...and he's about ready to kill me and an altercation breaks out...cops are positioned all over because I'm sure 100 of these things break out every night...and before I know it they cuff the dude and I have his sleeve in my hand (I have no idea how I ripped his sleeve off, it just kind of happened)...anyways, they're questioning me and I'm all like "I don't know what happened, he just attacked me!!!"...my friends are laughing because that's not at all what happened...anyways, they are going to let me off with nothing (because they believed me?) and I see they are writing bald guy a ticket so I decide it's appropriate to look at him, in front of the cops, and say "ha ha!"...so the cop then proceeds to look at me and says "ok now you're getting a ticket!"...yep, $50 for "Challenge to a Fight"...I had 7 citations similar to this last year...I got one for being on the trail after hours (my ****ing apartment is on the trail) but the truth is I called a cop a pillowbiter (from 100 yards away) and he actually got in his car and flagged me down and needed some excuse to write me a ticket and that's what he came up with...

Some of these cops are hilarious, too...I swear to God...they won't arrest a white person for anything...I tell my friend that I want to get arrested one time before I shape up...and no matter how far I push the envelope with these guys they won't do it...it's hilarious...everyone is pretty much intimidated when they see a cop...or have any interactions with one...but I promise, at least around here...you can say whatever you want and it pisses these guys off more than anything but they won't do anything...it's dumbfounding.

Why you would admit to being a nutless coward is beyond me :shake: I still hang out with several of the guys I grew up with. I am a southender and we always stood our ground. I remember a few twats like you but they were never allowed to hang with our crew.

[Hootie]

Why you would admit to being a nutless coward is beyond me :shake: I still hang out with several of the guys I grew up with. I am a southender and we always stood our ground. I remember a few twats like you but they were never allowed to hang with our crew.
ROFL

Everyone is a tough guy on the internet.

I have nothing to hide, I tell it like it is no matter what...

I test people's common sense and it's funny...you should see how wound up people get and don't even realize I'm fucking with their heads...and they get pissed because they CAN'T do anything about it...that's the funny part.

I'm a funny person, especially in public...sure, a lot of it might be at someone else's expense...but whatever makes for a good story the next day.

[RNR]

ROFL

Everyone is a tough guy on the internet.

I have nothing to hide, I tell it like it is no matter what...

I test people's common sense and it's funny...you should see how wound up people get and don't even realize I'm ****ing with their heads...and they get pissed because they CAN'T do anything about it...that's the funny part.

I'm a funny person, especially in public...sure, a lot of it might be at someone else's expense...but whatever makes for a good story the next day.

You are a coward that is hiding behind your buddies. Your act would be short lived around my parts. Your tough buddies would most likely be staring at a gun while the guy whos head you had been fucking with was stomping on yours. Whatever you have to look in the mirror, I feel more sorry for your parents. Your dad must often wonder where he went wrong raising you.

[Hootie]

You are a coward that is hiding behind your buddies. Your act would be short lived around my parts. Your tough buddies would most likely be staring at a gun while the guy whos head you had been ****ing with was stomping on yours. Whatever you have to look in the mirror, I feel more sorry for your parents. Your dad must often wonder where he went wrong raising you.

ROFL

I'm glad I don't live where you live in that case.

[DeezNutz]

I can't find the .gif, this will have to do.

http://i43.tinypic.com/23igvm1.jpg

Most unbelievable kidney punch that I've ever seen in sports.

The fact that it happened was amazing, but the fact that he hit it 945 feet was even more stunning.