Please share your holiday menu.

[Bi_polar]

Hi everyone,

What are you and/or your family cooking for Christmas, or whichever holiday you celebrate?

TIA

-BP

[Iowanian]

We eat a lot of food....NO WE DON'T!




Thanksgiving II

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Not if you want to keep your spleen.

[Bi_polar]

Not if you want to keep your spleen.

I'm not quite sure what we'll fix up, 'Hamas' Jenkins, but I can assure you, it won't be cheap.

[Donger]

Turkey and ham. Stuffing and mashed spuds. Green bean casserole thing.

Will try to get my wife and her sister to get tipsy enough to rub their nipples together. It usually doesn't take much.

[healthpellets]

this year we're going with a seafood theme. main course will be king crab legs, steamed, and served with a garlic honeybutter dipping sauce. we'll also be serving lobster ravioli, steamed calamari, and a seafood chowder for starters. probably wrap things up with french silk pie and good brandy.

[healthpellets]

Will try to get my wife and her sister to get tipsy enough to rub their nipples together. It usually doesn't take much.

with or without fabric between the nipples?

[seclark]

i'll smoke a couple turkeys.
the wife'll make her noodles & mashed taters.
all the rest is not important except for desert. cherry delight and various pies.
while everyone stands in line to fill their plates, i excuse myself to the bar where i'll hammer down as many crown & 7's as i can til the wife comes to ask me if i'm ready to fill my plate.
hell, by time it all gets fixed, i'm usually not hungry.
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[CoMoChief]

Hotdogs and PBJ and orange slice

[Donger]

with or without fabric between the nipples?

Without.

[Bi_polar]

this year we're going with a seafood theme. main course will be king crab legs, steamed, and served with a garlic honeybutter dipping sauce. we'll also be serving lobster ravioli, steamed calamari, and a seafood chowder for starters. probably wrap things up with french silk pie and good brandy.

Nice, I like you already.

[Bi_polar]

Without.

ROFL

[MOhillbilly]

ordered mine from harter house and gonna pick it up on the 23. food of the gods my friends.
http://www.thesalmons.org/lynn/lg-turducken4.jpg

[Donger]

ordered mine from harter house and gonna pick it up on the 23. food of the gods my friends.
http://www.thesalmons.org/lynn/lg-turducken4.jpg

I hesitate to ask, but what is that (or what was it, to be more precise)?

[Stewie]

We do a traditional Swedish Christmas spread. Lots of good food that we eat once a year. It's not something you can throw together in a couple of hours so it's only done for Christmas. I'm sure I'll be bloated, but it's a good bloated. :)

[seclark]

ordered mine from harter house and gonna pick it up on the 23. food of the gods my friends.
http://www.thesalmons.org/lynn/lg-turducken4.jpg

damn mo, that looks like it's already been eaten once. what is it?
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[Stewie]

ordered mine from harter house and gonna pick it up on the 23. food of the gods my friends.
http://www.thesalmons.org/lynn/lg-turducken4.jpg

Is that the ass-end of a hog?

[Delano]

Without.

Do their nipple piercings ever get stuck together? That would be fun to intervene in that type of emergency.

[Donger]

Do their nipple piercings ever get stuck together? That would be fun to intervene in that type of emergency.

Neither of them have pierced nipples.

[Simply Red]

damn mo, that looks like it's already been eaten once. what is it?
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Turducken?

[DaFace]

I hesitate to ask, but what is that (or what was it, to be more precise)?

I'm not 100% sure, but it looks like turducken to me. Turducken crossed with 2 girls 1 cup, perhaps, but turducken nonetheless.

[Simply Red]

Do their nipple piercings ever get stuck together? That would be fun to intervene in that type of emergency.

insatiable.

[DaFace]

Turducken?

You're quick with the switching back and forth thing.

[Donger]

I'm not 100% sure, but it looks like turducken to me. Turducken crossed with 2 girls 1 cup, perhaps, but turducken nonetheless.

I've never heard of a/the turducken before.

[Delano]

Neither of them have pierced nipples.

How can you be sure? When was the last time you got a good viewing of your sister-in-law's breasts?

[DaFace]

I've never heard of a/the turducken before.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turducken

[Iowanian]

Maybe we'll get lucky and git uh possum or a coon in a trap or fresh on the road Christmas Eve.

[Donger]

How can you be sure? When was the last time you got a good viewing of your sister-in-law's breasts?

A few weeks ago, swimming with the kids.

[Donger]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turducken

Oh thank God. It does not, in fact, contain turds.

[MOhillbilly]

damn mo, that looks like it's already been eaten once. what is it?
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its gooooood.

[MOhillbilly]

I've never heard of a/the turducken before.

i paid 3 something a pound. you should get one. you can not go wrong.

[Donger]

i paid 3 something a pound. you should get one. you can not go wrong.

I've never had duck, and I don't particularly want to try it. Do they make Turchicken?

[Stewie]

I've never had duck, and I don't particularly want to try it. Do they make Turchicken?

Duck is the best of the three. Don't leave it out.

[MOhillbilly]

I've never had duck, and I don't particularly want to try it. Do they make Turchicken?

theres enough turkey, chicken and stuffing if you dont think youd enjoy duck you can pick around it. duck is ok but you mix the seasoning and grease from the rest of it into the duck and ya get a whole nother flavor.

[lazepoo]

Turkey and ham. Stuffing and mashed spuds. Green bean casserole thing.

Will try to get my wife and her sister to get tipsy enough to rub their nipples together. It usually doesn't take much.

How did you tee that one up the first time?

[JuicesFlowing]

My wife and I always cook a turkey. I suppose it's like Thanksgiving again, but it's better because we make the entire meal ourselves (as our parents/in-laws are out of town).

[Simply Red]

How did you tee that one up the first time?

This young n00b (I've noticed) has incredible posting skills. Do your damned thing, lazepoo!

[angelo]

Antipasto
Oysters Rockefeller
Shrimp Cocktail
Cracked Crab
Mussells

Spinach Salad
Caesar Salad

Home made cannelonis
Pasta w/ sweet fennel home made sausage and olives

Roasted cauliflower
French beans w/ Chestnuts
Au Gratin Potatoes
Mashed Potatoes

Roast Prime Rib
Double Smoked Ham
Roast Duck

A selection Of Imported Cheese

Lemon Raspberry Roulade
Cheese Cake
Cannolis
Chocolate Decadence
Italian Cookies

Dinner starts at 2:30 and ends about 9:00

For drinks we Have Cakebread Chardonnay, Caymus Cabernet and Rosemont Balmoral Syrah

and I am Spent.

Ang

[Simply Red]

Antipasto
Oysters Rockefeller
Shrimp Cocktail
Cracked Crab
Mussells

Spinach Salad
Caesar Salad

Home made cannelonis
Pasta w/ sweet fennel home made sausage and olives

Roasted cauliflower
French beans w/ Chestnuts
Au Gratin Potatoes
Mashed Potatoes

Roast Prime Rib
Double Smoked Ham
Roast Duck

A selection Of Imported Cheese

Lemon Raspberry Roulade
Cheese Cake
Cannolis
Chocolate Decadence
Italian Cookies

Dinner starts at 2:30 and ends about 9:00

For drinks we Have Cakebread Chardonnay, Caymus Cabernet and Rosemont Balmoral Syrah

and I am Spent.

Ang

my ex used to like cakebread chard. fucking bitch!

[Simply Red]

not you, her.

[angelo]

I got a case as a gift so why not break out with the family.

I do not drink very often but when I do I like the good stuff.

Ang

[Donger]

How did you tee that one up the first time?

I did nothing. My brother sort of suggested it.

[Chief Henry]

prime rib medium rare :)
cheesy potatoes
green been salad w/fried onions on it
fresh baked rolls w/ real butter
relish tray(s)
shrimp ring(s)

home made egg nog/ with some rum

[Donger]

prime rib medium rare :)
cheesy potatoes
green been salad w/fried onions on it
fresh baked rolls w/ real butter
relish tray(s)
shrimp ring(s)

home made egg nog/ with some rum

I've never had egg nog, either.

THAT'S IT!!! Turducken and egg nog goes on the menu.

[Simply Red]

prime rib medium rare :)
cheesy potatoes
green been salad w/fried onions on it
fresh baked rolls w/ real butter
relish tray(s)
shrimp ring(s)

home made egg nog/ with some rum

Don't forget your homemade horsey sauce,

2 cups of sour cream
1/4 teaspoon Dill-weed
3 Tablespoons of Horseradish
dash of black pepper
two pinch's of sea-salt err regular.

Kay?

Thanks

[Simply Red]

I've never had egg nog, either.

THAT'S IT!!! Turducken and egg nog goes on the menu.

Cool, you should do that.

[Donger]

Cool, you should do that.

On second thought, no.

[Simply Red]

On second thought, no.

M*yb* y** sh**ld pl*y *n tr*ff*c.

[lazepoo]

I've never had egg nog, either.

THAT'S IT!!! Turducken and egg nog goes on the menu.

The egg nog is better if it's homemade than if you buy a carton of it, and whiskey works instead of rum if that's more your speed. We always drink Jack Daniels and homemade nog after dinner.

[Donger]

M*yb* y** sh**ld pl*y *n tr*ff*c.

Why would I want to play in traffic? Sounds dangerous.

[Iowanian]

We'll probably just fill the family huka with a quarter pound of skunk weed and eat 10 gallons of Doritos as a family while watching the Sponge Bob-Christmas special.

[EyePod]

Pierogis baby!!! I love having a half polish girlfriend. And she didn't get the stupid side of being polish; she got the good cooking part!

[blueballs]

I'd love to have a fresh spread for Christmas
but who other than Clathan wouldn't

[Boon]

Pie, lots of pie.

[cdcox]

Fillet Mignon
Made from scratch steak sauce
Stuffed mushrooms
A good Cab

Maybe some chocolate sponge cake.

[DeezNutz]

Fillet Mignon
Made from scratch steak sauce
Stuffed mushrooms
A good Cab

Maybe some chocolate sponge cake.

Taxi doesn't sound very good, but maybe it's just me.

[cdcox]

Taxi doesn't sound very good, but maybe it's just me.

Was wondering if someone would run with that.

[Lonewolf Ed]

I am making a pork roast, slow cooked over 8 hours with cranberries, orange juice, honey, salt, pepper, cloves, and nutmeg. I will have red cabbage, mashed potatoes and brown gravy, salad, lemon pie, and Samuel Adams black lager to go along with it.

[DeezNutz]

Was wondering if someone would run with that.

I thought you were needing a cab b/c of the alcohol you'll consume. For future reference, though, it's not a proper noun. 100% certainty of this outcome. :D

[RJ]

We'll probably just fill the family huka with a quarter pound of skunk weed and eat 10 gallons of Doritos as a family while watching the Sponge Bob-Christmas special.


Elitist.

[RJ]

Christmas dinner is going to last several days this year since we have assorted family coming in over the weekend.

In no particular order......


Lasagna
Ham
Turkey - I'll think I'll smoke it
Ribs - I know I'll smoke them
Tamales - I'll buy them frozen
Red chili - My first batch of the winter
Posole - It's a New Mexico thing

[BigMeatballDave]

I get a HoneyBaked Ham from work.

[Skip Towne]

Antipasto
Oysters Rockefeller
Shrimp Cocktail
Cracked Crab
Mussells

Spinach Salad
Caesar Salad

Home made cannelonis
Pasta w/ sweet fennel home made sausage and olives

Roasted cauliflower
French beans w/ Chestnuts
Au Gratin Potatoes
Mashed Potatoes

Roast Prime Rib
Double Smoked Ham
Roast Duck

A selection Of Imported Cheese

Lemon Raspberry Roulade
Cheese Cake
Cannolis
Chocolate Decadence
Italian Cookies

Dinner starts at 2:30 and ends about 9:00

For drinks we Have Cakebread Chardonnay, Caymus Cabernet and Rosemont Balmoral Syrah

and I am Spent.

Ang

Are you Italian?

[RJ]

Are you Italian?


Did the caesar salad give it away?

[Skip Towne]

Did the caesar salad give it away?

It was more the 7 straight hours of eating.

[RJ]

It was more the 7 straight hours of eating.



Yeah, that's almost a full work day. I wonder if they break for a nap?

[Buehler445]

Thread...worthless...pics....you know the drill.

Turkey and ham. Stuffing and mashed spuds. Green bean casserole thing.

Will try to get my wife and her sister to get tipsy enough to rub their nipples together. It usually doesn't take much.

Without.

Do their nipple piercings ever get stuck together? That would be fun to intervene in that type of emergency.

Neither of them have pierced nipples.

A few weeks ago, swimming with the kids.

How did you tee that one up the first time?

I did nothing. My brother sort of suggested it.