No one... circles the wagons... like the Buffalo Bills...

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

We'll they don't....

[JazzzLovr]

WHOOP!

[Reerun_KC]

Well they havent since the mid 90's

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Hey Jazzzzzzzzzy.... got any cupcakes?

[Bowser]

HE COULD....GO......STRAIGHT.....TO HELL!!!

[JazzzLovr]

Hey Jazzzzzzzzzy.... got any cupcakes?

No, but I hear I'll be getting some fancy Russell Stover candy on Christmas Day.

So at least I have that going for me.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

HE COULD....GO......STRAIGHT.....TO HELL!!!

Arrowhead?

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

No, but I hear I'll be getting some fancy Russell Stover candy on Christmas Day.

So at least I have that going for me.

...which is nice

[JazzzLovr]

Arrowhead?

Yeah. It even froze over yesterday.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Hey Jazzz..... is Max done yackin on a bone yet?

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Yeah. It even froze over yesterday.

Dammit Carl!

[JazzzLovr]

Hey Jazzz..... is Max done yackin on a bone yet?

Yeah, he's got it up. He's all right now.

(good timing btw, just got to that scene :D )

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Yeah, he's got it up. He's all right now.

(good timing btw, just got to that scene :D )

Woooot!

I rock.

[Hammock Parties]

Sweet thread!

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Sweet thread!

fuck off this is a private conversation

[Reerun_KC]

**** off this is a private conversation

Okay, I will leave....

[JazzzLovr]

Woooot!

I rock.

Yay you!

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Yay you!

Awwww..... now I miss her. Thanks.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Okay, I will leave....

You're ok you're a Jayhawk.

[Hammock Parties]

fuck off this is a private conversation

Nay, it appears to be very public!

[JazzzLovr]

Awwww..... now I miss her. Thanks.

I do what I can.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Nay, it appears to be very public!

penis breath

[Hammock Parties]

penis breath

Is that the password?

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I do what I can.

Ugh... sigh... boo...

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Is that the password?

You would know I suppose

[Hammock Parties]

You will receive a PM.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

You will receive a PM.

I won't open it

[Hammock Parties]

I won't open it

You must answer in the form of a walrus!

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

You must answer in the form of a walrus!

Fresh out. I do have a duck-billed platypus.

[JazzzLovr]

Ugh... sigh... boo...

It's my gift.

BTW, I thought this was OUR private conversation thread. WTF?

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

It's my gift.

BTW, I thought this was OUR private conversation thread. WTF?

I told it to leave but as usual he thinks it's all about him.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

It's my gift.



You know a great gift? A subscrption to the jelly of the month club.

[JazzzLovr]

I told it to leave but as usual he thinks it's all about him.

There are too few people in the world who have a sufficient understanding of the fact that it's supposed to be all about you.

[Hammock Parties]

I told it to leave but as usual he thinks it's all about him.

Do you see anyone starting threads about you?

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

There are too few people in the world who have a sufficient understanding of the fact that it's supposed to be all about you.

Thank God for you. And a subscription to the jelly of the month club.

[Hammock Parties]

What sort of jellies do they deliver? I like a good blackberry jam.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Do you see anyone starting threads about you?

Are you still talking

[JazzzLovr]

You know a great gift? A subscrption to the jelly of the month club.

Yep. That's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year, ya know.

[Hammock Parties]

Are you still talking

a walrus

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Yep. That's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year, ya know.

That it is.....

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

a walrus

Can I refill your egg nog for ya? Get ya something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave ya for dead?

[Hammock Parties]

I do not like egg nog!

I am not hungry!

The third option is enticing but I am busy!

[JazzzLovr]

Bears tie it up. Dammit Carl!

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Bears tie it up. Dammit Carl!

Koehrer is happy. I thought she went to sleep.

[JazzzLovr]

They were saying on the radio today that maybe the Chiefs need to be able to sign a closer, like the Oy. So Thigpen could go out and do well in the first half, then the closer could come in and finish things off in the second half. Maybe the Packers need something like that right about now.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

They were saying on the radio today that maybe the Chiefs need to be able to sign a closer, like the Oy. So Thigpen could go out and do well in the first half, then the closer could come in and finish things off in the second half. Maybe the Packers need something like that right about now.

OY! I'm so ready for baseball season.

[JazzzLovr]

OY! I'm so ready for baseball season.

Me too, actually.

And now I feel like I'm watching the Chiefs again...finding new ways to lose a lead.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Me too, actually.

And now I feel like I'm watching the Chiefs again...finding new ways to lose a lead.

Together we can

[Frazod]

Hey Tammie. How the hell are you?

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Hey Tammie. How the hell are you?

hey hey hey buddy.... private call here.....

[JazzzLovr]

Hey, if we keep this going much longer, I might break 8000 posts. If that happens, maybe I could start a separate thread to celebrate my milestone, and we could start another private conversation there.

That would rock.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Hey, if we keep this going much longer, I might break 8000 posts. If that happens, maybe I could start a separate thread to celebrate my milestone, and we could start another private conversation there.

That would rock.

But then it would be all about you... not me.....

[Reerun_KC]

OY! I'm so ready for baseball season.

WHY?

[JazzzLovr]

Hey Tammie. How the hell are you?

Heh. Hey Tim. I'm good. Enjoying a rare night off. I'm working as a Certified Nurse Assistant now. It's exhausting but rewarding.

I was just thinking a week or two ago that we still haven't made another trip out to Chicago (although I wouldn't want to be there this time of year, anyway, heh). I'd still like to do that some time tho.

How have you been?

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

WHY?

Because I like baseball best. Always have. Always will. The Chiefs are my off season team.

[JazzzLovr]

But then it would be all about you... not me.....

But the conversation could be all about you.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Heh. Hey Tim. I'm good. Enjoying a rare night off. I'm working as a Certified Nurse Assistant now. It's exhausting but rewarding.

I was just thinking a week or two ago that we still haven't made another trip out to Chicago (although I wouldn't want to be there this time of year, anyway, heh). I'd still like to do that some time tho.

How have you been?

When did you stop loving me.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

But the conversation could be all about you.

Well ok then.

[Reerun_KC]

Because I like baseball best. Always have. Always will. The Chiefs are my off season team.

Fair Enough...

[Hammock Parties]

I still love you, beer me.

[Frazod]

Heh. Hey Tim. I'm good. Enjoying a rare night off. I'm working as a Certified Nurse Assistant now. It's exhausting but rewarding.

I was just thinking a week or two ago that we still haven't made another trip out to Chicago (although I wouldn't want to be there this time of year, anyway, heh). I'd still like to do that some time tho.

How have you been?

We're fine. Same shit, different day.

[JazzzLovr]

Because I like baseball best. Always have. Always will. The Chiefs are my off season team.

First in with the "You're not a real fan."

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Fair Enough...

Really? Wow... figured I'd get butchered for that around here. Sweet.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

First in with the "You're not a real fan."

Duh.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I still love you, beer me.

Quit stalking me.

[JazzzLovr]

When did you stop loving me.

It happens a few times a week. Give it a few minutes and I'll probably start loving you again. I'll keep ya posted.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

It happens a few times a week. Give it a few minutes and I'll probably start loving you again. I'll keep ya posted.

rock on

[JazzzLovr]

We're fine. Same shit, different day.

Heh. That's a pretty good description of my job now. :D Although I guess technically it's different shit, but it comes from the same people...

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Heh. That's a pretty good description of my job now. :D Although I guess technically it's different shit, but it comes from the same people...

A. LOL

B. Not about ME.......

c. Christ

[Reerun_KC]

Really? Wow... figured I'd get butchered for that around here. Sweet.

Eh not by me, I am not a baseball fan, not until they get a salary cap and some better revenue sharing...

Until then, blah, its a boring product...

[JazzzLovr]

A. LOL

B. Not about ME.......

c. Christ

What part of "Give it a few minutes" and "I'll keep you posted" did you have trouble understanding? Sheesh I swear sometimes it's like trying to reason with a 29-year-old woman.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

What part of "Give it a few minutes" and "I'll keep you posted" did you have trouble understanding? Sheesh I swear sometimes it's like trying to reason with a 29-year-old woman.

But the freckles...... sigh...... so cute.....

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Eh not by me, I am not a baseball fan, not until they get a salary cap and some better revenue sharing...

Until then, blah, its a boring product...

I understand being frustrated with that part of it, I just love the game. Growing up my mom loved baseball/the oy and dad didn't care about sports so it's what I grew up doing and loving. Didn't really notice the Chiefs till high school. Of course growing up in the glory days of the oy while the Chiefs were... the Chiefs.. it was easy. Now it's just my first love. And the oy are getting better so it's exciting again.

[JazzzLovr]

But the freckles...... sigh...... so cute.....

Yeah, I know. You'll forgive a lot for hotness with freckles.

For me, it's scruffy cheek stubble. Which is why I've stopped loving you on a more frequent basis recently. It's harder to be patient with you without the scruffy cheek stubble to reel me back in.

[JazzzLovr]

I understand being frustrated with that part of it, I just love the game. Growing up my mom loved baseball/the oy and dad didn't care about sports so it's what I grew up doing and loving. Didn't really notice the Chiefs till high school. Of course growing up in the glory days of the oy while the Chiefs were... the Chiefs.. it was easy. Now it's just my first love. And the oy are getting better so it's exciting again.

I only just now noticed your Location. Lol.

OK, please carry on.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Yeah, I know. You'll forgive a lot for hotness with freckles.

For me, it's scruffy cheek stubble. Which is why I've stopped loving you on a more frequent basis recently. It's harder to be patient with you without the scruffy cheek stubble to reel me back in.


OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!! EXCUSE ME FOR GROWING THE BEARD IN AND GETTING SOME WINTER FOLIAGE!!!

CCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTT

Besides.... freckles likes it.

[JazzzLovr]

OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!! EXCUSE ME FOR GROWING THE BEARD IN AND GETTING SOME WINTER FOLIAGE!!!

CCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTT

Just sayin. I can forgive a lot more for scruffy cheek stubble than a full beard.

BTW enough time has passed and I've started loving you again. For now. But you might wanna watch your step until you have the cheek stubble thing going for you again.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Just sayin. I can forgive a lot more for scruffy cheek stubble than a full beard.

BTW enough time has passed and I've started loving you again. For now. But you might wanna watch your step until you have the cheek stubble thing going for you again.

Sigh.... damn women.

[JazzzLovr]

Besides.... freckles likes it.

Yes, I know. That's why I try my best to be patient anyway. Because Freckles seems to make you happy at least 50% of the time, and...of course...it's all about you.

I'm a giver.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Yes, I know. That's why I try my best to be patient anyway. Because Freckles seems to make you happy at least 50% of the time, and...of course...it's all about you.

I'm a giver.

It's your gift.

And the percentage fluctuates with what she's wearing.

[JazzzLovr]

I'm a giver.

Except I guess ^that^ part is all about me. I'll work on that. Sorry.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Except I guess ^that^ part is all about me. I'll work on that. Sorry.

Sheesh.

Well since you love me again I think I can go to sleep. We'll revive this greatest thread ever again soon. Or just IM me. or text. call. whatever. Pet skinny kitty for me and throw Max the ball once.

[JazzzLovr]

Sheesh.

Well since you love me again I think I can go to sleep. We'll revive this greatest thread ever again soon. Or just IM me. or text. call. whatever. Pet skinny kitty for me and throw Max the ball once.

Skinny kitty's sleeping in my lap, so that part will be easy. I'll throw Max the ball some time after he wakes up.

Obligatory movie quote...

"Get the stick, Max! ........There's no stick! I'm smarter."

Nite. :D

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Skinny kitty's sleeping in my lap, so that part will be easy. I'll throw Max the ball some time after he wakes up.

Obligatory movie quote...

"Get the stick, Max! ........There's no stick! I'm smarter."

Nite. :D

MAX!!!!...... Fetch me my sedative.......


OK now bed.

[JazzzLovr]

MAX!!!!...... Fetch me my sedative.......


OK now bed.

4:00: Wallow in self pity
4:30: Stare into the abyss
5:00: Solve world hunger . . . tell no one
5:30: Jazzercise
6:30: Dinner with me . . . I can't cancel that again!
7:00: Wrestle with my self-loathing . . .

I'm booked!

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

4:00: Wallow in self pity
4:30: Stare into the abyss
5:00: Solve world hunger . . . tell no one
5:30: Jazzercise
6:30: Dinner with me . . . I can't cancel that again!
7:00: Wrestle with my self-loathing . . .

I'm booked!

If you put off Jazzercise you'd have time to come down, grab a handful of shrimp and be back in time to slip slowly into madness..... But what would you wear!?

[JazzzLovr]

Blast this Christmas music. It's joyful and triumphant.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

If you utter as much as one word I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND GUT YOU LIKE A FISH!!!............. if you like to fax me press the star key.

[JazzzLovr]

MAX! HELP ME! I'm... FEEEEEEEEELING!

[Ebolapox]

:spock:

wtf is going on here?

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

:spock:

wtf is going on here?

A private conversation. duh.

As you were saying Tam......

[JazzzLovr]

A private conversation. duh.

As you were saying Tam......

I don't remember now. All these interruptions...I've lost my train of thought. Geez.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I don't remember now. All these interruptions...I've lost my train of thought. Geez.

It's like people don't understand a private conversation full of inside jokes and stupid movie quotes when they see it, just because it's posted on a public internet message board with hundreds of readers, for all to see.

Sheesh.

[JazzzLovr]

It's like people don't understand a private conversation full of inside jokes and stupid movie quotes when they see it, just because it's posted on a public internet message board with hundreds of readers, for all to see.

Sheesh.

I know. The nerve of some people.

I must say tho, I've been lurking so much lately, it's been kinda fun having something worth posting on. Heh.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I know. The nerve of some people.

I must say tho, I've been lurking so much lately, it's been kinda fun having something worth posting on. Heh.

This thread is your Christmas gift. And it just keeps on giving.

[Hammock Parties]

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER MMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[JazzzLovr]

This thread is your Christmas gift. And it just keeps on giving.

It's better than a subscription to the jelly-of-the-month club.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Oy with the poodles already.....

[JazzzLovr]

:Lin:



....It's just not the same without the sound.

[Ebolapox]

so, like, when did jazz and beer me start internet dating? need I warn you about the potential issues that arrise?

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Hey Tam..... this guys thinks we're dating....



:D

[JazzzLovr]

Hey Tam..... this guys thinks we're dating....



:D

Yeah. I guess he doesn't realize that I'm too old for you.

[Ebolapox]

jesus. you fuckers are old enough and have been on this board long enough to see sarcasm. fuck.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Hey Tam this guy thinks we took him seriously....

[JazzzLovr]

Hey Tam this guy thinks we took him seriously....

Yeah. I guess that ****er isn't old enough and hasn't been on this board long enough to get our sense of humor.

We're so misunderstood.

Kinda like Marilyn Manson.

[JOhn]

Yeah. I guess he doesn't realize that I'm too old for you.
ROFL