Put your Christmas and 2009 wishes for each other here.

[Rain Man]

I'll start.

If you get arrested in a third-world country in 2009 and they tie you up to start shocking your genitals, please accept my wish that the car battery will be dead.

[Stewie]

You've been watching "Locked Up Abroad" haven't you?

If you shell out thousands of dollars for Chiefs' season tickets in '09, may you see at least six home wins (non-preseason). A guy can dream, can't he?

[Bob Dole]

If your favorite bar burns down, may it happen during the month that you decided to run a tab.

[Rain Man]

May you not be holding a full glass of antifreeze when the Chiefs blow a last-second lead in 2009.

[raybec 4]

May the axe given to Herm Edwards be a sharp one.

[Buck]

Will 2009 be the year that is remembered for Clayton getting laid?

[JuicesFlowing]

You've been watching "Locked Up Abroad" haven't you?

If you shell out thousands of dollars for Chiefs' season tickets in '09, may you see at least six home wins (non-preseason). A guy can dream, can't he?

I love that program, although nearly every single episode is exactly the same.

[crazycoffey]

I love that program, although nearly every single episode is exactly the same.

they show a lot of re-runs....

[crazycoffey]

May your butt hole not get swampy and itchy while eating Christmas dinner at the in-laws....

[SAUTO]

May your butt hole not get swampy and itchy while eating Christmas dinner at the in-laws....

ROFL

[Mr. Flopnuts]

May your in law's buttholes get swampy and itchy while eating Christmas dinner at your place.