Your personal CP-poster `power-rankings.`

[Simply Red]

10.Very Good
9.
8.
7.
6.
5.Better
4.
3.
2.
1. Best <-**Your favorite poster going here**

Play nice and have fun,

TIA,

-SR

Feel free to not comment, if this is something you think will make others sad

[Buck]

1. DaFace

Only one that matters.

[AustinChief]

1. DaFace

Only one that matters.

HEY! I don't even get an honorable mention????

[Iowanian]

You'll have to forgive Austinchief....he still has dillusions that he actually posts here.

[Buck]

HEY! I don't even get an honorable mention????

Loan me some of that dough and we can talk.

[AustinChief]

You'll have to forgive Austinchief....he still has dillusions that he actually posts here.

ouch! (fair enough)

[OnTheWarpath15]

For pure football posts, in no particular order:

Milkman

Flopnuts

Hamas

htismaqe

Brock

KC Mizzou

Direckshun

PestilenceAF23

Mecca

Dane

jspchief



For all-around value:


Phobia

Fax

Frazod

Adept Havelock

Amnorix

Iowanian

UP

Tiny Evel

cdcox

GoChiefs

Guru

Dartgod

Bugeater

Penz

RainMan

[MIAdragon]

You'll have to forgive Austinchief....he still has dillusions that he actually posts here.

LMAO

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I agree with OTW's take. Except I'd take myself out of the football part and put him in it.

[Dartgod]

You'll have to forgive Austinchief....he still has dillusions that he actually posts here.
Dillusion? Does that mean he thinks that he's a pickle?

[KcMizzou]

I agree with OTW's take. Except I'd take myself out of the football part and put him in it.Same here. (Though I do appreciate the kind words)

Edit: I'd also add Rainman and Demonpenz to the all around value section.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Same here. (Though I do appreciate the kind words)

Edit: I'd also add Rainman and Demonpenz to the all around value section.

You'd take me out too? Well fuck you then buddy. :D

[OnTheWarpath15]

Same here. (Though I do appreciate the kind words)

Edit: I'd also add Rainman and Demonpenz to the all around value section.

Oh shit.

Good call.

[KcMizzou]

You'd take me out too? Well fuck you then buddy. :DLMAO

Damn... kinda sounded that way, didn't it?

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Same here. (Though I do appreciate the kind words)

Edit: I'd also add Rainman and Demonpenz to the all around value section.

Yeah, I'd add Buck to the all around value list. He's a solid dude.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

LMAO

Damn... kinda sounded that way, didn't it?

ROFL I knew what you meant but I don't have the ability to pass up a one liner.

[OnTheWarpath15]

Yeah, I'd add Buck to the all around value list. He's a solid dude.

Yeah, he almost made my list - but I went way over 10 as it is.

Honorable Mention.

[Buck]

These aren't Power Rankings, just the people I get along with the most and/or like to talk to the most:

Flopnuts, Luv, Goatse, Tiny, Basileus777, El Borracho (even though its been a while), Guru, Bugeater, Mecca, Sure-Oz, Over-Head (even though he doesn't know Im a Chargers fan), Simply Red (I was lost without you), Frazod, Fire_Me_Boy

The funniest Pricks:
Phobia, Rain_man, Iowanian, Hootie (sorry, you dont really fit with the other 3, but you are still a prick [in a good way])

The coolest Mod:
DaFace

The ones I miss the most: FAX, Halfcan, SPchief, stevieray (even though he posts now, not as much)

If I left you out I'm sorry.

[Ebolapox]

I hate all of you. screw you guys, I'm going home.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Yeah, he almost made my list - but I went way over 10 as it is.

Honorable Mention.

My signature was one of the funniest exchanges I've ever read on this board. Plus, the dude keeps it real. Just read his "I called my mom for a ride home" thread for the proof in the puddin. You gotta respect that.

[Iowanian]

Dillusion? Does that mean he thinks that he's a pickle?

Everyone knows when I make a pickle joke, I reference the gherkin.

[OnTheWarpath15]

My signature was one of the funniest exchanges I've ever read on this board. Plus, the dude keeps it real. Just read his "I called my mom for a ride home" thread for the proof in the puddin. You gotta respect that.

Is that thread in the HOC?

[Buck]

Best Porn Contributor: Laz

Shares the same Birthday with Me: H5N1

Best Music Contributor: KCMizzou

Best Draft Analyst: OnTheWarpath58

Best Gambling Challenge person: Dartgod

There, now I dont feel as bad

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Is that thread in the HOC?

If it's not, it should be. It was pretty comical.

[Hootie]

best football posters:

tk13
milkman
OTWP
mecca
hamas
danemccloud

I fucking hate mecca though.

[DaFace]

Here's my list of quality posters:

10.
9.
8.
7.
6.
5.
4.
3.
2.
1.

[Buck]

If it's not, it should be. It was pretty comical.

Please do not bring that thread back up.

I HATE IT

[Ebolapox]

Best Porn Contributor: Laz

Shares the same Birthday with Me: H5N1

Best Music Contributor: KCMizzou

Best Draft Analyst: OnTheWarpath58

Best Gambling Challenge person: Dartgod

There, now I dont feel as bad

:harumph:

there's no 'best' by my name. screw you. you no longer were born on january 21st.

[OnTheWarpath15]

Here's my list of quality posters:

10.
9.
8.
7.
6.
5.
4.
3.
2.
1.

http://i38.tinypic.com/2u6jzn7.gif

[KcMizzou]

Here's my list of quality posters:

10.
9.
8.
7.
6.
5.
4.
3.
2.
1.Your avatar suits you. :p

[Mr. Flopnuts]

People I'd drink beers with:

KcMizzou
OTW
Crazycoffey
Phobia
Buck
Claythan (We'd make it a protein shake I'm sure)
SR
PR Capone
Skip (Yeah, we got into it once, but I'd smoke a bowl with the old codger. He's cool)
Dartgod
Nzoner
Tiny
Dane

Shit, this list would go on for awhile. I like most of the regulars here.

[2112]

My favorite posters are

1. too many to type, and I might forget somebody. that's why I'm typing in invisible ink.

[Buck]

OH!

I forgot to add Donger to the funniest pricks in my original post.

[OnTheWarpath15]

Shit, this list would go on for awhile. I like most of the regulars here.

That's how I feel. Hard to narrow down to 10-15.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

best football posters:

tk13
milkman
OTWP
mecca
hamas
danemccloud

I fucking hate mecca though.

I'd drink beers with you, but I'm afraid you'd end up wanting to drive through a McDonald's naked or some shit.

[kstater]

Pick Me. Pick Me

[OnTheWarpath15]

My favorite posters are

1. too many to type, and I might forget somebody. that's why I'm typing in invisible ink.

Lazy bitch.

:D

[Buck]

My favorite posters are

1. too many to type, and I might forget somebody. that's why I'm typing in invisible ink.

Coolest Jets Fan: HAHA SCREW YOU!!!

[OnTheWarpath15]

I'd drink beers with you, but I'm afraid you'd end up wanting to drive through a McDonald's naked or some shit.

ROFL

[2112]

Lazy bitch.

:D

Coolest Jets Fan: HAHA SCREW YOU!!!

Ya spoiled my invisible ink damnit! :cuss:


:evil:

[KcMizzou]

Pick Me. Pick MeChase Daniel on draft day? :(

[Mr. Flopnuts]

That's how I feel. Hard to narrow down to 10-15.

Living in Seattle as a Chiefs fan, you have to be a certain pedigree of douche for me not to like you. I mostly took shit growing up wearing my Chiefs gear.

[KcMizzou]

Living in Seattle as a Chiefs fan, you have to be a certain pedigree of douche for me not to like you. I mostly took shit growing up wearing my Chiefs gear.That, and... I can totally vehemently disagree with someone on football issues, and I'd still have a beer with 'em.

Grudges are for girls.

Plus, I really like beer.

[DaneMcCloud]

For pure football posts, in no particular order:

Milkman

Flopnuts

Hamas

htismaqe

Brock

KC Mizzou

Direckshun

PestilenceAF23

Mecca

Dane

jspchief



For all-around value:


Phobia

Fax

Frazod

Adept Havelock

Amnorix

Iowanian

UP

Tiny Evel

cdcox

GoChiefs

Guru

Dartgod

Bugeater

Penz

RainMan

Thanks, Bro. I freely admit, I'm not very well-rounded when it comes to topics outside of football.

Maybe if I stopped telling everyone to GFY...

Nah.

:D

[OnTheWarpath15]

Living in Seattle as a Chiefs fan, you have to be a certain pedigree of douche for me not to like you. I mostly took shit growing up wearing my Chiefs gear.

Lack of a father figure probably didn't help either...

:D



Oh, sorry milkman, I...didn't......uh.....see you.....there.

[OnTheWarpath15]

That, and... I can totally vehemently disagree with someone on football issues, and I'd still have a beer with 'em.

Grudges are for girls.

Plus, I really like beer.


This.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

:harumph:

there's no 'best' by my name. screw you. you no longer were born on january 21st.

Dude, is that you in your avatar?

[OnTheWarpath15]

Dude, is that you in your avatar?

ROFL

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Thanks, Bro. I freely admit, I'm not very well-rounded when it comes to topics outside of football.

Maybe if I stopped telling everyone to GFY...

Nah.

:D

I never liked you until you told me to GFM. :D

[luv]

These aren't Power Rankings, just the people I get along with the most and/or like to talk to the most:

Flopnuts, Luv, Goatse, Tiny, Basileus777, El Borracho (even though its been a while), Guru, Bugeater, Mecca, Sure-Oz, Over-Head (even though he doesn't know Im a Chargers fan), Simply Red (I was lost without you), Frazod, Fire_Me_Boy

The funniest Pricks:
Phobia, Rain_man, Iowanian, Hootie (sorry, you dont really fit with the other 3, but you are still a prick [in a good way])

The coolest Mod:
DaFace

The ones I miss the most: FAX, Halfcan, SPchief, stevieray (even though he posts now, not as much)

If I left you out I'm sorry.

I'm not showing you my boobs.

[Bugeater]

Meh. Should've asked for everyone's bottom 10.

[luv]

Meh. Should've asked for everyone's bottom 10.

I might have made a few lists, then.

[Skip Towne]

OK, I can see I'm being phased out here. Now I know how Herm must feel.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Meh. Should've asked for everyone's bottom 10.

That would be a lot easier.

[OnTheWarpath15]

OK, I can see I'm being phased out here. Now I know how Herm must feel.

You went soft on the n00bs - we can't have a crotchety old fuck around here that doesn't whip n00bs into shape just lying around here, can we?

[luv]

That would be a lot easier.

The anti-popularity contest.


And you don't even want to have a beer with me. :harumph:

[OnTheWarpath15]

Meh. Should've asked for everyone's bottom 10.

Can I just use MarlboroChief once, or do I have to list all his mults?

[2112]

OK, I can see I'm being phased out here. Now I know how Herm must feel.

You lost your burst after you stopped fucking with GoChiefs/Hootie and Donger.

You must regain your burst old timer, it's not too late.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

The anti-popularity contest.


And you don't even want to have a beer with me. :harumph:

I had to stop because I realized the list would hit 50 in no time. If I lived in KC I'd have met up with you for beers. Repeatedly, probably.

[Simply Red]

Thanks, Bro. I freely admit, I'm not very well-rounded when it comes to topics outside of football.

Maybe if I stopped telling everyone to GFY...

Nah.

:D

bullcrap, you're the one who told me about that Michael Kors body powder, thanks, that tramp I picked up at the grocery-store liked it.:D

[smittysbar]

People talk football around here?

[Gonzo]

I own many firearms....FYI

[The Bad Guy]

I'm deeply hurt I didn't make any lists.

[OnTheWarpath15]

I'm deeply hurt I didn't make any lists.

You're making babies via the Reverse Cowgirl.

I'm sure you'll get over it.

:D

[StcChief]

HEY! I don't even get an honorable mention????AustinChief..... he liked sandwich :) and I need the casino cash.

[The Bad Guy]

You're making babies via the Reverse Cowgirl.

I'm sure you'll get over it.

:D

Hey, I can't help that my swimmers defy gravity.

[OnTheWarpath15]

Hey, I can't help that my swimmers defy gravity.

Congrats, BTW. Best of luck to you both.

[Lzen]

My favorite poster of all time is this:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/519VvV5kFRL._SL500_AA240_.jpg

[Simply Red]

My favorite poster of all time is this:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/519VvV5kFRL._SL500_AA240_.jpg

I bought that album at Walmart on 7 Hwy in Blue Springs, Missouri 18 yrs. ago.

[TinyEvel]

(friggen Lzen bald bitch beat me to it..)

MY FAVORITE POSTER....

[TinyEvel]

...runner up...

[TinyEvel]

..
then...
Rainman
Fax
Simply Red
Anyone else I left off, I love ALL you guys.

I even like Milkman. If here were in this room ,I'd give his midget ass a noogie and throw him in my pool.

[Simply Red]

...runner up...

Please guide me to where I can buy that print, ASAP!

TIA

[stevieray]

...runner up...
i had that print and the other one from inside the car, IIRC.

[crazycoffey]

I hate everyone....

[big nasty kcnut]

People i like Iowanian stevieray luv d2112 skip towne guru bad guy big daddy bwana milkman dane mccloud gaz rain man big red chiefs badgirl jaz reaper up tricky nicky my little pony angel vonnie marie warcry carlota69 simply red daface bob dole go bowe pastormike 2bike overhead and red neck raiders asian chiefs donger tiny evel

[Simply Red]

i had that print and the other one from inside the car, IIRC.

HOLY CRAP! stevieray! *hug* Is this THE stevieray? WTH?

[Buck]

Fuck, how could I forget Crazy Coffey and kcnut?

Heres to you guys.

[crazycoffey]

.http://www.hermanstudios.com/quiz%202/PicassoGuernica.jpg

[Buck]

.http://www.hermanstudios.com/quiz%202/PicassoGuernica.jpg

More like a mural, but I'll see your Picasso and raise you with my Goya

http://knowledgenews.net/picturethis/goya_saturn_devouring.jpg

[crazycoffey]

****, how could I forget Crazy Coffey and kcnut?

Heres to you guys.

:cheers: :toast: :hug: :highfive:

[big nasty kcnut]

I have too many to list. I love most of you.

[Simply Red]

I have too many to list. I love most of you.

Actually, that is how I feel.

[crazycoffey]

goya rocks

[TinyEvel]

THis one's pretty good too.

[Bowser]

Thank god I didn't make any lists. Like I need the fucking pressure to live up to any of that shit.

[Rausch]

I'm deeply hurt I didn't make any lists.

I hear ya'.

Apparently being an angry fughead isn't as "in" as it use ta' be...

[Buck]

P.S.

I had this poster growing up

http://www.posters57.com/images/categories/Bo-Jackson-The-Ball.jpg

Just found it out in the garage when I was moving the other day.

Its the shit.

[crazycoffey]

.http://static.flickr.com/1113/534462992_feb74446d3.jpg

http://www.stuffwelove.co.uk/images/wembley.gif

[KcMizzou]

P.S.

I had this poster growing up

http://www.posters57.com/images/categories/Bo-Jackson-The-Ball.jpg

Just found it out in the garage when I was moving the other day.

Its the shit.Wow.... now that's a blast from the past.

When I was a kid, we had a football and baseball card fad at my elementary school. That was one of the cards...

Damned thing was like gold.

[Buck]

I wonder what it was like having Bo Jackson on your favorite MLB team, and your most hated NFL team.

Plenty of fans fall under those circumstances, I am guessing.

[smittysbar]

P.S.

I had this poster growing up

http://www.posters57.com/images/categories/Bo-Jackson-The-Ball.jpg

Just found it out in the garage when I was moving the other day.

Its the shit.

Me too, and 20 of the cards, still have the cards

[KcMizzou]

I wonder what it was like having Bo Jackson on your favorite MLB team, and your most hated NFL team.

Plenty of fans fall under those circumstances, I am guessing.It was pretty F'd up. Even then, I was much more of a Chiefs fan, than a Royals fan. I've always just enjoyed football more.

[Bowser]

I wonder what it was like having Bo Jackson on your favorite MLB team, and your most hated NFL team.

Plenty of fans fall under those circumstances, I am guessing.

I remember a game (his first as a Raider?) at Arrowhead where he "sprained" his ankle on the first play of the game, and sat the rest of the game. He was heartily boo'd.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

[quote=DaFace;5342184]Here's my list of quality posters:

10.
9.
8.
7.
6.
5.
4.
3.
2.

ROFL

Ditto, Molly.
Ditto.

[Tribal Warfare]

The ultimate Planeteer is AustinChief he created this place. :rockon:

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

My favorite poster of all time is this:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/519VvV5kFRL._SL500_AA240_.jpg

I went to that one. Local promoters pulled a bait and switch. GnR was supposed to be the opener, but we ended up with a no-name Douche Crew called "Hurricane".
UnnnnnnnnnnnHappy.
Good Maiden show though; loud as fuck.

[Coach]

I'm deeply hurt I didn't make any lists.

I don't need no list to tell me that. I know for sure that you do have solid knowledge of football, and I always enjoy reading your posts (along with your hatred towards some others :D)

There are plenty of posters on here that I share respect with, and to try to rank them is difficult enough.

[BigMeatballDave]

Too many to mention. I like everyone.

[Simply Red]

Pick Me. Pick Me

ROFLROFL

[2112]

I think 'Hamas' Jenkins has made me laugh my ass off on here more than anyone.

That one post about him wanting to cauterize his own ass hole shut, and painting his balls with chum and jumping in the shark tank rather than having Herm as the Chiefs coach was fucking hilarious. I was crying with stomach pains reading that shit.


ROFL

[Sam Hall]

My avatar is getting on more lists than I am.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Only one poster had what it takes to make the cut in KRP's DJ Booth:



http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn182/lightbringerrr/497_large.jpg

And Pat Travers "Crash and Burn", but who gives a fuck about that?

[Bowser]

I think 'Hamas' Jenkins has made me laugh my ass off on here more than anyone.

That one post about him wanting to cauterize his own ass hole shut, and painting his balls with chum and jumping in the shark tank rather than having Herm as the Chiefs coach was fucking hilarious. I was crying with stomach pains reading that shit.


ROFL

Hamas is quality entertainment, no doubt.

There's around two to three dozen posters that you just look forward to seeing what they say on various subjects, and no matter the subject and response, you're never unsatisfied.

[Buck]

WTF ever happened to Simplex?

[Nzoner]

Best Music Contributor: KCMizzou

There, now I dont feel as bad

:(

[Lzen]

(friggen Lzen bald bitch beat me to it..)

MY FAVORITE POSTER....

Who you calling bald bitch, you bald bitch? :p

[Skip Towne]

I remember a game (his first as a Raider?) at Arrowhead where he "sprained" his ankle on the first play of the game, and sat the rest of the game. He was heartily boo'd.

I was there that day. Bo gained 2 yards and we let him know it!!

[Nzoner]

I was there that day. Bo gained 2 yards and we let him know it!!

Was that the same game where KY-102 had the BO Banner contest?

All I remember is that the winner of $1002 had a poster that read

Al Davis' favorite pastime

GIVING BO JOBS

[Buck]

:(

Best House: Nzoner

[Skip Towne]

I think 'Hamas' Jenkins has made me laugh my ass off on here more than anyone.

That one post about him wanting to cauterize his own ass hole shut, and painting his balls with chum and jumping in the shark tank rather than having Herm as the Chiefs coach was fucking hilarious. I was crying with stomach pains reading that shit.


ROFL

I liked him better holding the bag of dog shit.

[unothadeal]

kdog414141 and Sandy Limpdick

[Frosty]

WTF ever happened to Simplex?

He's running fatchatter.com

[ChiefsCountry]

For pure football posts, in no particular order:

Milkman

Flopnuts

Hamas

htismaqe

Brock

KC Mizzou

Direckshun

PestilenceAF23

Mecca

Dane

jspchief



Thanks. :)

[OnTheWarpath15]

Thanks. :)

Damn.

I could have swore I put you on there.

[Brock]

Another SR thread, another popularity contest.

[Simply Red]

Another SR thread, another popularity contest.

Yep, you're not scoring so high.

[Brock]

Yep, you're not scoring so high.

That's something you'd care about.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Hamas is quality entertainment, no doubt.

There's around two to three dozen posters that you just look forward to seeing what they say on various subjects, and no matter the subject and response, you're never unsatisfied.

This

[Brock]

:BLVD:

[The Bad Guy]

I guess I never saw the point of threads like these.

We all know who knows football around here.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Thanks. :)

Yeah. You're there for sure.

[ChiefsCountry]

Here is mine football wise: (no particular order)

Millkman
Mecca
OTW58
Hamas
talking can
Brock
htismaqe
Direckshun
PestilenceAF23
Bad Guy

[KcMizzou]

I guess I never saw the point of threads like these.

We all know who knows football around here.None, really. And I'm personally not comfortable ranking people.

It's like if you had a group of eleven guys watching a game, and someone said, "Hey! Let's each rank who we like the most, from one to ten!"

First, it'd be ghey... and second... it'd be highly awkward, and uncomfortable.

That's why these threads always turn into "shout out's".

"No particular order... these guys are cool." etc.

[Simply Red]

None, really. And I'm personally not comfortable ranking people.

It's like if you had a group of eleven guys watching a game, and someone said, "Hey! Let's each rank who we like the most, from one to ten!"

First, it'd be ghey... and second... it'd be highly awkward, and uncomfortable.

That's why these threads always turn into "shout out's".

"No particular order... these guys are cool." etc.

Well fuck, I guess I'll take my ass to bed.

[KcMizzou]

Well fuck, I guess I'll take my ass to bed.:shrug: Just sayin'...

Didn't mean to offend.

[Buck]

Wow, this is fucking weird.

I took the filter off and now i can see the word fuck.

I dont know if I like this.

[OnTheWarpath15]

Wow, this is fucking weird.

I took the filter off and now i can see the word fuck.

I dont know if I like this.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

[Mr Luzcious]

WTF ever happened to Simplex?

Fatchatter exclusive now, I'm afraid.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Wow, this is fucking weird.

I took the filter off and now i can see the word fuck.

I dont know if I like this.

What? Are you fucking serious?

[Buck]

Fatchatter exclusive now, I'm afraid.

How come everytime I try to go to www.fatchatter.com it doesn't load?

[Simply Red]

Fatchatter exclusive now, I'm afraid.

Ohh, I'm making a connection now.:Pinky:

[KcMizzou]

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

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[DaneMcCloud]

I like nearly everyone that posts on the 'Planet for various reasons (and in no particular order):

Phobia: Probably one the kindest, most sensible guy here. He's the "Rock" of the 'Planet and probably the second most important person responsible (behind Kyle) for making this place feel like a family. I don't think I'd be here without him (and I'm sure you guys are cursing his name right now!).

Iowanian: Sharp tongued, sharp witted and just plain sharp. He's a man who isn't afraid to let his feelings about any subject known. He's a great asset, whether you agree or disagree.

Rainman: What else is there to say? It's bRainman. Anything more and he would just make fun of me in a way that I and most of the people here wouldn't understand while polling them multiple times, even during sleep.

Simply Red: Sweetest guy, wears his heart on his sleeve and has a great heart to boot. The world needs more people like him and I hope he knows it.

TinyEvel: We speak the same language (even when we're drunk). Great contributor, great father and crazy creative genius. My type of guy!

Mr. Flopnuts: Lays it on the line. Unabashed opinions galore, not matter how controversial. Has a passion for achieving his goal, which I highly admire. I imagine that in real life, you couldn't ask for a better friend.

Donger: Why are you asking me why Donger's on my list? Are you not familiar with Donger? If Donger asked you to hold his luggage while he took a leak, would you? If not, what's your middle name?

Hamas: GFY! The Pyrenees are in France, not Greece you stupid motherfucker!

CrazyCoffey: Hell, who doesn't like a guy nicknamed "Crazy"? Hell, who doesn't like a guy nicknamed "Crazy" that has hot chicks around all the time? Besides that, I think he's a pretty goddamn good guy.

Mr. Kotter: He's an opinionated teacher with five kids. He'd call out the Virgin Mary if he disagreed with her. What's not to like?

Demonpenz: Snugga. 'Nuff said.

OnTheWarpath58: Smart, determined to be successful, opinionated, knowledgeable, caring and nice. He can be fairly unforgiving about his opinions, but I'd take that over a wilting flower any day of the week.

Guru: My boy. Four kids at home ranging from 4 to 64. Most potent man ever, next to Anthony Quinn. I got your back (while you take your boys pee. Then I'm OUT!).

Milkman: We didn't always see eye to eye. Probably because I'm a dick. Great old dude with some knowledge. Always a good read.

Frazod: Great dude, great spin, angry-ass Motherfucker. Again, what's not to like?

Braincase: The name says it all. Doesn't have time for football much these days but he's one smart cookie. And an all-around cool dude with mad skillz.

Cleveland Bronco: Super, super cool dude. Definitely a bro.

D2112: Ditto above. Great guy. Look him up while you're in New York City. He definitely won't disappoint.

KcMizzou: The Night Crew would never be the same without him. Smart cat and loving father. Character above reproach.

My apologies to those members I forgot to include!

[Nzoner]

I guess I never saw the point of threads like these.


I have friends and a mrs who don't see the point of spending time on a messageboard period but like these threads they're time killers,good for a few laughs and not to be taken too seriously.

[Mr Luzcious]

How come everytime I try to go to www.fatchatter.com (http://www.fatchatter.com) it doesn't load?

Loads for me. :shrug:

[Buck]

Loads for me. :shrug:

Internal Server Error
The server encountered an internal error or misconfiguration and was unable to complete your request.

Please contact the server administrator, support@supportwebsite.com and inform them of the time the error occurred, and anything you might have done that may have caused the error.

More information about this error may be available in the server error log.

Apache/1.3.33 Server at fatchatter.com Port 80

====

I wonder if it only works with IE?

[Mr Luzcious]

Internal Server Error
The server encountered an internal error or misconfiguration and was unable to complete your request.

Please contact the server administrator, support@supportwebsite.com and inform them of the time the error occurred, and anything you might have done that may have caused the error.

More information about this error may be available in the server error log.

Apache/1.3.33 Server at fatchatter.com Port 80

====

I wonder if it only works with IE?

Nope.. I use firefox. I'll ask over there.. maybe Simplex will know.

[Buck]

Nope.. I use firefox. I'll ask over there.. maybe Simplex will know.

I've never posted there, but I wonder if they preemptively banned all of my IP Addresses.

[Bugeater]

How come everytime I try to go to www.fatchatter.com it doesn't load?

Do you use Cox internet by any chance?

[Buck]

Do you use Cox internet by any chance?

Yes.

[Mr Luzcious]

Yes.

*straining to come up with a pun involving cox and your fatchatter issues*

[Bugeater]

Yes.

It was recently discovered that for some reason no one that uses Cox can access the site. Kinda weird.

[TinyEvel]

It was recently discovered that for some reason no one that uses Cox can access the site. Kinda weird.

Also, noone that uses cox can access Ellen Degeneres.





ZING!

[Buck]

It was recently discovered that for some reason no one that uses Cox can access the site. Kinda weird.

Thats retarded.

I dont know whos issue that is, Cox's or Phil's

[Mr Luzcious]

Also, noone that uses cox can access Ellen Degeneres.





ZING!

Ah... to have your wit Tiny. :)

[Bugeater]

Thats retarded.

I dont know whos issue that is, Cox's or Phil's
Beats me, Simplex blamed the web host.

[KcMizzou]

Also, noone that uses cox can access Ellen Degeneres.





ZING!LMAO

Or her wife. :(

[Buck]

Beats me, Simplex blamed the web host.

Cox is the 3rd largest Cable Provider in the US.

Theres a lot of people missing out on the fun.

[Bugeater]

Also, noone that uses cox can access Ellen Degeneres.





ZING!

Would anyone that uses cox want to? :hmmm:

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Would anyone that uses cox want to? :hmmm:

I'd hit it. Unless she's been using the double long dong.

[Bugeater]

Cox is the 3rd largest Cable Provider in the US.

Theres a lot of people missing out on the fun.

Yeah, it's a significant loss for sure. They've only known about this for a few days so hopefully they'll get it rectified soon.

[cdcox]

Would anyone that uses cox want to? :hmmm:

Speaking with authority, NO.

[Phobia]

Cox is the 3rd largest Cable Provider in the US.

Theres a lot of people missing out on the fun.

Yeah - thanks for reminding me of the issue. I got busy and failed to submit a support ticket over the weekend. Hopefully they'll fix it for us now.

[Frazod]

I hate doing these things, because I always forget people and then they get cross with me. Plus, it's getting late. Basically, though, it works like this: if you think I like you, I probably do; if you think I don't, I probably don't; and if I never respond to your posts or threads, I probably don't give a fuck one way or another.

It's not like I'm hard to read.

[DaneMcCloud]

I hate doing these things, because I always forget people and then they get cross with me. Plus, it's getting late. Basically, though, it works like this: if you think I like you, I probably do; if you think I don't, I probably don't; and if I never respond to your posts or threads, I probably don't give a fuck one way or another.

It's not like I'm hard to read.

Wha?

[Buck]

I hate doing these things, because I always forget people and then they get cross with me. Plus, it's getting late. Basically, though, it works like this: if you think I like you, I probably do; if you think I don't, I probably don't; and if I never respond to your posts or threads, I probably don't give a fuck one way or another.

It's not like I'm hard to read.

Translation:

I Like Everybody other than those of you listed below:

Iowanian

Signed,
frazod

[Frazod]

Wha?

Hmm?

[Frazod]

Translation:

I Like Everybody other than those of you listed below:

Iowanian

Signed,
frazod

Meh. The only one I'd mention by name at the moment is my Alanis Morrisette stalker, KC_Connected. No matter how many times he bugs me in the middle of dinner, I still won't return his calls.

[DaneMcCloud]

Hmm?

LMAO

Just teasin'.

Happy New Year! Have a safe and happy night!

[Buck]

Meh. The only one I'd mention by name at the moment is my Alanis Morrisette stalker, KC_Connected. No matter how many times he bugs me in the middle of dinner, I still won't return his calls.

Just giving you a hard time.

Its no secret that you two don't exactly like each other.

[Frazod]

LMAO

Just teasin'.

Happy New Year! Have a safe and happy night!

To you as well. :thumb:

[Simply Red]

:shrug: Just sayin'...

Didn't mean to offend.

I know. :)

[Frazod]

Just giving you a hard time.

Its no secret that you two don't exactly like each other.

It's no secret when I don't like anybody. LMAO

[DaneMcCloud]

To you as well. :thumb:

I was just teasing about the "I'm not hard to read".

Not so funny if you have to explain.

:lame: on my part.


Why does it always seem to sound so good in my head, especially after a few whiskey shots?

:)

[Frazod]

I was just teasing about the "I'm not hard to read".

Not so funny if you have to explain.

:lame: on my part.

If I ever produce a movie about your life, I'll make sure you're portrayed by Hayden Christensen.

:evil:

[Buck]

I was just teasing about the "I'm not hard to read".

Not so funny if you have to explain.

:lame: on my part.


Why does it always seem to sound so good in my head, especially after a few whiskey shots?

:)

PS, Dane, I almost put you in my "Funniest Pricks" category, but I think you really hate me, so I didn't.

[DaneMcCloud]

If I ever produce a movie about your life, I'll make sure you're portrayed by Hayden Christensen.

:evil:

You bastard! :cuss:


I am SO much better looking than that guy!

Why I oughta!

ROFL

[Mr Luzcious]

I hate doing these things, because I always forget people and then they get cross with me. Plus, it's getting late. Basically, though, it works like this: if you think I like you, I probably do; if you think I don't, I probably don't; and if I never respond to your posts or threads, I probably don't give a fuck one way or another.

It's not like I'm hard to read.

Indeed, if you aren't midnight_douche then its a pretty safe bet that I like you (well enough, anyway).

[Phobia]

Phobia: Probably one the kindest, most sensible guy here. He's the "Rock" of the 'Planet and probably the second most important person responsible (behind Kyle) for making this place feel like a family. I don't think I'd be here without him (and I'm sure you guys are cursing his name right now!).
That's very high praise. I'm humbled. I don't necessarily agree with you but I do appreciate the kind words.

[DaneMcCloud]

PS, Dane, I almost put you in my "Funniest Pricks" category, but I think you really hate me, so I didn't.

Me, hate you? Really?

Sorry, Buck if I ever gave you that impression.

I'd be honored to be in your biggest prick category.

Hell, I probably boned your Mom on Sunset Strip back in the day!

My apologies.

[Frazod]

You bastard! :cuss:


I am SO much better looking than that guy!

Why I oughta!

ROFL

:D I knew you'd like that one.

[Hammock Parties]

1. Mecca.
2. The Rest

[Buck]

Me, hate you? Really?

Sorry, Buck if I ever gave you that impression.

I'd be honored to be in your biggest prick category.

Hell, I probably boned your Mom on Sunset Strip back in the day!

My apologies.

I don't know if Tiny would approve of this but I'm telling the story anyways.

After the Chiefs @ Chargers game Tiny and I were texting back and forth, mostly talking shit to eachother.

I texted him that somebody hit my car in the parking lot.

His Response:

"Yeah but its just a Honda. /Dane"

That made me laugh so hard.

[Mr Luzcious]

1. Mecca.
2. The Rest

I am honored to be number 2 on your list.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Me, hate you? Really?

Sorry, Buck if I ever gave you that impression.

I'd be honored to be in your biggest prick category.

Hell, I probably boned your Mom on Sunset Strip back in the day!

My apologies.

LMAO So awesome!!!

[DaneMcCloud]

That's very high praise. I'm humbled. I don't necessarily agree with you but I do appreciate the kind words.

I doubt you'd find a single person here (or probably anywhere) that would disagree with my description. You're a damn fine person, a model American and I think that your character shines through the internet for all of us.

I just wish I had more people in my life that I could call friends that are more like you.

I'm guessing that can be said for nearly all of us.

[DaneMcCloud]

I don't know if Tiny would approve of this but I'm telling the story anyways.

After the Chiefs @ Chargers game Tiny and I were texting back and forth, mostly talking shit to eachother.

I texted him that somebody hit my car in the parking lot.

His Response:

"Yeah but its just a Honda. /Dane"

That made me laugh so hard.

ROFL


That's Tiny!

[Simply Red]

Awesome!

[88TG88]

I didn't think it was possible, but Dane is actually cooler in person.

[Phobia]

I doubt you'd find a single person here (or probably anywhere) that would disagree with my description. You're a damn fine person, a model American and I think that your character shines through the internet for all of us.

I just wish I had more people in my life that I could call friends that are more like you.

I'm guessing that can be said for nearly all of us.

I'm gonna need you to write all my marketing material.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Jesus...


I might as well throw my 15" donkey dick in to the community circle-jerk:

In no particular order;

Simply Red( except for this utterly ghey thread ).

UP; the bravest motherfucker on this board, bar none.

Donger for his Detective Lenny Briscoe avatar.

Frazod for being a College Football WARRIOR instead of mediocrapussy.

Hamas and Mecca for their unflinching pursuit of building a Championship Team through proven principles in the face of TFS.

Demonpenz for artwork and making a trip to Taco Bell an epic adventure that rivals the greatest literary works of Ernest Hemingway.

MIA for being some kind of secret fucking agent who's been to every city in the known world.

Beer Me for being pretty much a carbon copy of my refined tastes.

Everybody on my friend list( and there's more than you think, Dickwad! ),

And last but not least, Claythan/Me; we're one in the same you know...

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

ADDENDUM:

Milkman and Brock; my official 'Welcome to the Planet' committee.

[T-post Tom]

I like all of you, except for that t-post tom guy. He's quite the a-hole.

[TinyEvel]

I didn't think it was possible, but Dane is actually cooler in person.

I didn't think it was possible, but you are actually mellower in person.

WALLFLOWER!!!!!!!!!!

[DaneMcCloud]

I didn't think it was possible, but you are actually mellower in person.

WALLFLOWER!!!!!!!!!!

Ah, give the guy a break. :)

He's in a room (a small room, I might add) with two of the biggest personalities he's ever likely to meet. AND, they're nearly twice his age.

It was great to hang out for a bit with Mr. 88TG88.

Pardon us, but we're a bit on the insane side.

[SPchief]

These aren't Power Rankings, just the people I get along with the most and/or like to talk to the most:

Flopnuts, Luv, Goatse, Tiny, Basileus777, El Borracho (even though its been a while), Guru, Bugeater, Mecca, Sure-Oz, Over-Head (even though he doesn't know Im a Chargers fan), Simply Red (I was lost without you), Frazod, Fire_Me_Boy

The funniest Pricks:
Phobia, Rain_man, Iowanian, Hootie (sorry, you dont really fit with the other 3, but you are still a prick [in a good way])

The coolest Mod:
DaFace

The ones I miss the most: FAX, Halfcan, SPchief, stevieray (even though he posts now, not as much)

If I left you out I'm sorry.

I don't know what you mean by this, but err, I don't swing that way

[crazycoffey]

CrazyCoffey: Hell, who doesn't like a guy nicknamed "Crazy"? Hell, who doesn't like a guy nicknamed "Crazy" that has hot chicks around all the time? Besides that, I think he's a pretty goddamn good guy.




My girl's younger sister stayed over the last three nights. just the three of us hanging out, playing phase ten, mario party and poker. While pounding shots one after the other and sipping on bourbon and cokes. tough to leave two pretty girls at home when I go to work at 6am.


Oh, I guess I meant to say thank you.

[Simply Red]

MY ASS IS COMING TO LONG BEACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Buck]

I don't know what you mean by this, but err, I don't swing that way

Lol. I know that you still post, but I just don't interact with nearly as much as I used to, in the nitecrew threads.

[crazycoffey]

MY ASS IS COMING TO LONG BEACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


what long beach is coming in your ass?


LOL - is this your new years eve gift to yourself?

[Simply Red]

what long beach is coming in your ass?


LOL - is this your new years eve gift to yourself?

LOL, Naw, I may go to South Beach err, Charleston, but Cali is up for grabs too. I'd like to go see that girl Roxanne over on Garnett Ave in SD.

[morphius]

I like the people's whose posts I don't have to edit and don't report bogus crap to the mods. Sadly, that is pretty much my level of caring right now. Right now I'm just happy that I didn't chase off Daface when I made him a mod.

[TinyEvel]

Ah, give the guy a break. :)

He's in a room (a small room, I might add) with two of the biggest personalities he's ever likely to meet. AND, they're nearly twice his age.

It was great to hang out for a bit with Mr. 88TG88.

Pardon us, but we're a bit on the insane side.

Yeah, he's cool. Just fuggin' around.

Not so sure about the "Two biggest personalities" part, but twice the age, yeah. Sad to see the Whaler be such a crap heap now.

[luv]

I like the people's whose posts I don't have to edit and don't report bogus crap to the mods. Sadly, that is pretty much my level of caring right now. Right now I'm just happy that I didn't chase off Daface when I made him a mod.

I think he may actually like it.

[Bugeater]

I think he may actually like it.

We're obviously not making it miserable enough for him then. Time to go report a bunch of posts for no reason at all...:D

[Saulbadguy]

Skip Towne.

[Demonpenz]

People are so good at posting good football, life, or other takes, I think of the people who's takes suck shit.

Peoples who's life, takes, or overal value suck shit

Midnight Vulture
hootie
marbolo chiefs

[Demonpenz]

it's mostly a popularity contest, the main thing is if someone pisses you off try to learn instead of throwing insults. Yeah Mccloud and some of those other guys are pompus assholes who buttscrew supermodels and drive awesome cars, but instead of being pissed off try to learn from them. I wouldn't be making 8.35 (8.40 raise pending) an hour without their knowledge

[Simply Red]

it's mostly a popularity contest, the main thing is if someone pisses you off try to learn instead of throwing insults. Yeah Mccloud and some of those other guys are pompus assholes who buttscrew supermodels and drive awesome cars, but instead of being pissed off try to learn from them. I wouldn't be making 8.35 (8.40 raise pending) an hour without their knowledge

ROFL

[Donger]

I choose not to participate in this endeavor.

[luv]

People are so good at posting good football, life, or other takes, I think of the people who's takes suck shit.

Peoples who's life, takes, or overal value suck shit

Midnight Vulture
hootie
marbolo chiefs

C'mon. Hootie may act like an immature 12 year old boy a majority of the time, but he's not as bad as the other two.

[morphius]

I choose not to participate in this endeavor.
Why, because you are to modest to admit that you are conceited and only like yourself? ha!

[Donger]

Why, because you are to modest to admit that you are conceited and only like yourself? ha!

No.

[Demonpenz]

C'mon. Hootie may act like an immature 12 year old boy a majority of the time, but he's not as bad as the other two.

hootie's football takes are TERRIBLE. The fact he spent so much time with Huard and the swingpass express is etched in my mind.


I don't mind Midnight vulture too much. He has his finger in the air waving to everyone calling everyone fat etc. Even though inside he is probably calling out because his life is a shallow waste, I can respect his piss and vinegar for Motorcycles, pussy, and calling people fat

[Demonpenz]

The fact too that Hootie reminds me of that rumpranger darious Mcrumpranger only want to be with you hold my hand screw ball from hootie and the blow me's sucks too. That alone makes hootie the worst poster on here
TERRIBLE TERRIBLE TERRIBLE

[Buck]

No.

I have included you in my "Funniest Pricks" category.

I don't know if you are a prick to everyone else, but you sure are one to me.

Not that I don't like you, I think you are funny.

[Donger]

I have included you in my "Funniest Pricks" category.

I don't know if you are a prick to everyone else, but you sure are one to me.

Not that I don't like you, I think you are funny.

Okay.

[Buck]

Okay.

I think one time you told me to see if I could smell a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Maybe that was Rain_Man

I confuse you two a lot.

[Donger]

I think one time you told me to see if I could smell a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Maybe that was Rain_Man

I confuse you two a lot.

That doesn't sound like something I would say.

[Bowser]

I think one time you told me to see if I could smell a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Maybe that was Rain_Man

I confuse you two a lot.

Rain Man wants to know everyone's opinions. Donger wants everyone to die. Both hate Herm Edwards.

Yin and Yang.

[2112]

I choose not to participate in this endeavor.

I hate you

[Donger]

I hate you

Because I'm beautiful?

[Buck]

That doesn't sound like something I would say.

Hmm...I'll have to check the archives.

[Rain Man]

I think one time you told me to see if I could smell a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Maybe that was Rain_Man

I confuse you two a lot.


It was a science experiment. It was for the sake of knowledge.

[2112]

Because I'm beautiful?

Yes

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

The fact too that Hootie reminds me of that rumpranger darious Mcrumpranger only want to be with you hold my hand screw ball from hootie and the blow me's sucks too. That alone makes hootie the worst poster on here
TERRIBLE TERRIBLE TERRIBLE

You're not a fan of "Responsible Guy with Stock Portfolio"-rock?! ROFL

How dare you, Sir! Hootie gives suburban dickwads of ALL ages the hope that they too might be able to "rock".ROFL
And play golf too! :rolleyes: ROFL

[ottawa_chiefs_fan]

I think this is at least the 10th or 11th "fishing for compliments" thread of the year - come on, 00LDS, get over yourselves!

[BigRedChief]

somebody had better mention me or I'm bumpng the Word Association thread.:harumph:

[gblowfish]

God, I hate cliques...

[Demonpenz]

BRC is the staple poster, he has his hand in everything, computers, baseball, season tickets at chiefs games.

[Simply Red]

BRC is a very good poster, very good. I've told him that, plenty,

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

I think this is at least the 10th or 11th "fishing for compliments" thread of the year - come on, 00LDS, get over yourselves!

I Love It!

Oh yes; much future use.


REP!

[RustShack]

I don't know if its good or bad I wasn't mentioned at all.

[Sully]

I'm posting here just so my name comes up in this thread.

[Demonpenz]

Sully was really hot in Xfiles

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Sully was really hot in Xfiles

Did you see the new movie? Hotness Window Gone.

[DeezNutz]

Can DeezNutz join the cool group?

And if they can't join, how about me?

[Donger]

Can DeezNutz join the cool group?

And if they can't join, how about me?

I wasn't aware that there is a 'cool group.'

[Iowanian]

God, I hate cliques...


There is no reason to discriminate against the verbal communication of numerous indiginous tribes.

clickclick click clickclick

[ottawa_chiefs_fan]

Did you see the new movie? Hotness Window Gone.

She was OK in the darker scenes .... wait - that was all of them.

[Sully]

Sully was really hot in Xfiles

That's Scully.

[Demonpenz]

That's Scully.

really? Shit....sully sucks then

[Rain Man]

God, I hate cliques...


There's a whole group of you that do, and so do I, but you won't let me hang out with you.

[Sully]

really? Shit....sully sucks then

True dat.

I think there was a character named Sully on that Medicine Woman show a few years back.

And there's a character on a show now with my exact last name...which is fairly rare.

There's been one NFL player in history with my last name. Played for the Broncos, though...

[DeezNutz]

I wasn't aware that there is a 'cool group.'

Really? It seems like a small group of the regulars usually tend to group themselves together. I should have included the scare quotes in my initial post, though.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

She was OK in the darker scenes .... wait - that was all of them.

Her character was always so clinical, buttoned-down, and antiseptic, it was hard to see the sexy.

[2112]

I wasn't aware that there is a 'cool group.'

The OBots in DC?

[Baby Lee]

True dat.

I think there was a character named Sully on that Medicine Woman show a few years back.

And there's a character on a show now with my exact last name...which is fairly rare.

There's been one NFL player in history with my last name. Played for the Broncos, though...

http://herokids.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/sully.jpg

As for this thread, pearls . . . swine. ;)

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

The OBots in DC?

The Shitto Heads in DC?

Oh wait, I'm sorry; he said COOL group. Cool. Meh; never mind. :fire:

[Sully]

http://herokids.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/sully.jpg

As for this thread, pearls . . . swine. ;)

There it is!!!!

You have no idea how many little "sully" from Monster's Inc trinkets I've had through the years.

[milkman]

In no particular order.

Parker (htismaque)
FAX
Where the hell have you gone?

jspChief
keginKC
Neither hang here nearly enough

Warpath
ChiefsCountry
Solid football takes

Frazod
Hamas
The best rants to be found

Dane McCloud
Arrogant prick, and who doesn't like an arrogant prick?

RedNeckRaider
D2112
Useless bastards that root for the wrong teams, but nobody is perfect.

Floppy
His only problem is that he keeps pestering me for that child support that I never paid to his mother, but I gotta put the boy up here.

And let's not forget Rausch.
Gotta like the drunken German.

[milkman]

hootie's football takes are TERRIBLE. The fact he spent so much time with Huard and the swingpass express is etched in my mind.

You know, even if you disagree with Hootie, and you get into heated debates, he is consistent and unwavering, and always talking football.

Gotta respect that.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I still love your broke ass, pops.

[Simply Red]

I still love your broke ass, pops.

Wait though, is Milkman really your dad?