Hey Dylan

[Hammock Parties]

Let's see your pretty face.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Spank bank running low?

[2112]

I think Clayton is smitten.


ROFL

[Hammock Parties]

I think Clayton is smitten.


ROFL

I won't lie. Dylan's football chops are an incredible turn on.

I just want to see the whole package, you know?

[luv]

She knows football. If she's hot, the rest of you will be swooning, too.

[Donger]

I'm guessing a full 'C' cup, with tiny nipples. Undoubtedly dark brown.

[OnTheWarpath15]

Spank bank running low?

LMAO

[2112]

I won't lie. Dylan's football chops are an incredible turn on.

I just want to see the whole package, you know?

Give her your user name and password, Bob. she wants to read the mane.

[Hammock Parties]

I'm guessing a full 'C' cup, with tiny nipples. Undoubtedly dark brown.

I'm thinking a B cup, but perky, and a spunky, short, brown bob. She probably has a sharp nose and gorgeous eyes. Maybe a bit of a chin. Nose wiggles when she laughs. She's probably a skinny little thing but has one of those "stealth" asses.

[Donger]

I'm thinking a B cup, but perky, and a spunky, short, brown bob. She probably has a sharp nose and gorgeous eyes. Maybe a bit of a chin. Nose wiggles when she laughs. She's probably a skinny little thing but has one of those "stealth" asses.

I was actually referring to you.

[Hammock Parties]

Give her your user name and password, Bob. she wants to read the mane.

No. That's a demonstration of lower value. She has to jump through my hoop before I jump through hers. Mystery taught me that.

[luv]

I was actually referring to you.

ROFL

[booger]

lol

[Hammock Parties]

I was actually referring to you.

Go look at the video in the weight loss thread, asshole.

[Donger]

Go look at the video in the weight loss thread, asshole.

No.

[The Franchise]

What did I miss? Who is Dylan?

[Hammock Parties]

Fine, luv tell Donger how sexy I am.

[luv]

What did I miss? Who is Dylan?

Giants fan.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Dylan's cool. I'd much rather she not post a picture, just so guys don't start flocking to every one of her posts like they do KCQT just because they think she's attractive and believe that somehow spreading rep her way will make her spread her legs for them.

[Dylan]

OMG a thread about me? LMAO

Clay, I'm sitting in my cubbyhole, earning a living -- spanning the world... raising my voice

[luv]

Fine, luv tell Donger how sexy I am.

Claythan is crazy sexy. All that and a bag of chips (baked, not fried).

[BigMeatballDave]

She knows football. If she's hot, the rest of you will be swooning, too.Actually, for me, a chick with football knowledge is hot. Nevemind aesthetics.

[Hammock Parties]

What did I miss? Who is Dylan?

This Giants fan on our board here. 'Dylan' claims to be a woman, but knows an awful lot about football. At this point even if she's post-op I'm going to be excited.

(that's called a 'neg,' for you PUA n00bs)

[luv]

Dylan's cool. I'd much rather she not post a picture, just so guys don't start flocking to every one of her posts like they do KCQT just because they think she's attractive and believe that somehow spreading rep her way will make her spread her legs for them.

REP!

[BigMeatballDave]

Dylan's cool. I'd much rather she not post a picture, just so guys don't start flocking to every one of her posts like they do KCQT just because they think she's attractive and believe that somehow spreading rep her way will make her spread her legs for them.ROFL

[luv]

ROFL

You can't say he's wrong.

[Hammock Parties]

OMG a thread about me? LMAO

Clay, I'm sitting in my cubbyhole, earning a living -- spanning the world... raising my voice

Your cubbyhole, huh? Are you wearing a cute little oversized sweater and some tight little stonewashed jeans? Are you all curled up real cute, maybe a mug gripped in your little bony fingers. I see you giggling! Hee hee!

SHOW ME YOUR FACE

[Donger]

REP!

Careful Hamas. Luv wants to spread your legs.

[BigMeatballDave]

You can't say he's wrong.He's 100% dead on!

[DMAC]

Claythan is crazy sexy. All that and a bag of chips (baked, not fried).Give her a shot of grape gatorade and he's a lot sexier.

Is that joke played out yet? I don't keep up with all the new crap.

[RustShack]

Dylan's cool. I'd much rather she not post a picture, just so guys don't start flocking to every one of her posts like they do KCQT just because they think she's attractive and believe that somehow spreading rep her way will make her spread her legs for them.

Is this your attempt to picking her up?

[2112]

Go look at the video in the weight loss thread, asshole.

I will tell you one thing, you had thicker skin as a fat ass. no doubt. your are a sensitive whiny bitch now.

[Delano]

Next to simply red, I bet she has the best haircut on this forum.

[Delano]

I will tell you one thing, you had thicker skin as a fat ass. no doubt. your are a sensitive whiny bitch now.

My guess is one day he snaps and starts eating out of control. However, his new ego and sensitivity make him REALLY want to stay not-fat. He experiments with purging after his binges.

Ultimately he gets surgery on his throat because of acid reflux damage. His psyche, however, never recovers.

[Bugeater]

Here Claythan, for your fantasy purposes.

http://www.bigblueview.com/images/admin/Reby_Back.jpg

[Hootie]

Is this your attempt to picking her up?

hopefully he's pickier than that...

[Hammock Parties]

Next to simply red, I bet she has the best haircut on this forum.

I bet she plucks her eyebrows. Very hygienic girl. Likes to be clean. Probably looks real cute coming out of the shower in a big fluffy robe, her hair all slicked back like Jamie Lee Curtis in True Lies, when she dumps the vase water over her hair. Probably wears makeup. Not too much, but just enough to accentuate her natural beauty. After her shower she likes to curl up, real pixie-like, and paint her pequeno little toenails bright red.

[Hammock Parties]

Here Claythan, for your fantasy purposes.

http://www.bigblueview.com/images/admin/Reby_Back.jpg

No, that chick is way too hot. Dylan's kinda bony. She'd never let her hair get that long. She's a real go-getter. Likes to keep it short so she can stay active. A real function-over-form girl. But she cleans up reeeeaaaal nice. You ever see Sabrina?

[2112]

Here Claythan, for your fantasy purposes.

http://www.bigblueview.com/images/admin/Reby_Back.jpg

Maybe she looks like Danica Patrick too? she loves her NASCAR

http://blog.ibj.com/thescore/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/danica1.jpg

[aturnis]

I bet she plucks her eyebrows. Very hygienic girl. Likes to be clean. Probably looks real cute coming out of the shower in a big fluffy robe, her hair all slicked back like Jamie Lee Curtis in True Lies, when she dumps the vase water over her hair. Probably wears makeup. Not too much, but just enough to accentuate her natural beauty. After he shower she likes to curl up, real pixie-lie, and paint her pequeno little toenails bright red.

You are fucking odd. Not wonder...

[SPATCH]

holy shit that is creepy lol

[luv]

No, that chick is way too hot. Dylan's kinda bony. She'd never let her hair get that long. She's a real go-getter. Likes to keep it short so she can stay active. A real function-over-form girl. But she cleans up reeeeaaaal nice. You ever see Sabrina?

The 1954 version? I own it if anyone needs a copy.

[2112]

Here Claythan, for your fantasy purposes.

http://www.bigblueview.com/images/admin/Reby_Back.jpg

God damn it n00b! Dylan doesn't have a tramp stamp!

[Hammock Parties]

That's not a TERRIBLE comparison, but Dylan isn't nearly that much of a bitch. She's a real sweetheart. Dylan might be kind of like Danica in the bedroom, though. You know, likes to drive?

[Hammock Parties]

The 1954 version? I own it if anyone needs a copy.

No, fuck that. The Harrison Ford shit. With that little nympho Julia Ormond. I see that bitch and I just wanna smash her face. I wanna fuckin' smash it.

[Hammock Parties]

God damn it n00b! Dylan doesn't have a tramp stamp!

Noooooo Dylan's way too good of a girl for that. Her momma raised her right. You get a few drinks in her and she's kind of a tease, though.

[Donger]

No, **** that. The Harrison Ford shit. With that little nympho Julia Ormond. I see that bitch and I just wanna smash her face. I wanna ****in' smash it.

Is that the girl who played Guenevere in that really bad movie with Sean Connery and Richard Gerbil?

[Dylan]

I'm heading home. My day is finally over


To All ~ Have a Happy, Healthy and Joyous New Year!



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I'm looking forward to reading this thread. lol

[Hammock Parties]

Is that the girl who played Guenevere in that really bad movie with Sean Connery and Richard Gerbil?

Yeah, she was a hot little reluctant nymph/little-miss-perfect in that. She couldn't resist Gere's bod. But then she remembered the anaconda in Sir Connery's codpiece. What do you think Excalibur was named after?

I actually dig that movie. I own the soundtrack.

[Hammock Parties]

I'm heading home. My day is finally over


To All ~ Have a Happy, Healthy and Joyous New Year!



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I'm looking forward to reading this thread. lol

Put on some makeup before you take the pictures. Not too much, just a little. Tease your hair up a little bit. I like it sort of messy, like you just rolled around in some autumn leaves and you're a little out of breath.

[Donger]

Yeah, she was a hot little reluctant nymph/little-miss-perfect in that. She couldn't resist Gere's bod. But then she remembered the anaconda in Sir Connery's codpiece. What do you think Excalibur was named after?

I actually dig that movie. I own the soundtrack.

While I think she's very pretty, I hate that she always looks like she's about to cry.

Or, I love it.

[Donger]

You are going about this the wrong way, BTW, GoChiefs.

[Dylan]

I'm so glad I was given the chance to sprinkle some feminism around this place. .... It helps! :D

[Bugeater]

God damn it n00b! Dylan doesn't have a tramp stamp!

That's not a tramp stamp, it's a butt hat.

[Hammock Parties]

I'm so glad I was given the chance to sprinkle some feminism around this place. .... It helps! :D

That's real pretty. You're a flirty little thing, aren't you? Wear a lot of sun dresses, go barefoot and frolick in the meadows in the summer? Hair starts to lighten when June hits, maybe early July? I bet you like to dip your feet in cool meadows, but you're kind of a tomboy so you bring a fishing pole. But you like the man to cook it. You're funny like that!

Don't forget to smile.

[2112]

That's not a tramp stamp, it's a butt hat.

Yeah, that's probably what it's called in pigsnuckle Nebraska. my bad

[Hammock Parties]

You are going about this the wrong way, BTW, GoChiefs.

First of all Rat, you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, Debbie. Hi." Two, you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it." Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?" Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice." And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.

[Bugeater]

Yeah, that's probably what it's called in pigsnuckle Nebraska. my bad

Nah, we mark our women the old fashioned way here, with a branding iron.

[2112]

Nah, we mark our women the old fashioned way here, with a branding iron.

ROFL

[Donger]

First of all Rat, you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, Debbie. Hi." Two, you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it." Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?" Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice." And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.

Has she sent you her picture yet?

[Hammock Parties]

Has she sent you her picture yet?

How could she? She was at work. Did you see how she rushed home when she saw this thread? She's excited about this. She's anticipating the e-mail she'll send when she gets home. She's racing down the freeway right now, trying not to speed, the adrenaline pumping. She she she she she she she she she.

[ziggysocki]

First of all Rat, you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, Debbie. Hi." Two, you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it." Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?" Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice." And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.

That's it.. now you got... "the attitude". You don't care whether she comes, stays, lays or prays...

[Donger]

How could she? She was at work. Did you see how she rushed home when she saw this thread? She's excited about this. She's anticipating the e-mail she'll send when she gets home. She's racing down the freeway right now, trying not to speed, the adrenaline pumping. She she she she she she she she she.

That's odd. She already sent me one.

[Adept Havelock]

First of all Rat, you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, Debbie. Hi." Two, you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it." Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?" Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice." And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.

Whenever people say 'Aw, that Claythan is a loudmouth' -- and they say that a lot -- I say 'You just don't know Claythan.' When someone says you're an idiot, I tell them 'Claythan's not an idiot. You just don't know him.' Well, you know, Claythan, maybe they do know you pretty good. And I'm just finding out.

[Bugeater]

How could she? She was at work. Did you see how she rushed home when she saw this thread? She's excited about this. She's anticipating the e-mail she'll send when she gets home. She's racing down the freeway right now, trying not to speed, the adrenaline pumping. She she she she she she she she she.

Either that or you've creeped her out to the point to where she will never post here again.

[Buck]

Dylan is a girl?

Hmm, you learn something new every day.

[Hammock Parties]

That's odd. She already sent me one.

Hey, that's no fun, Donger. Dylan's a nice girl. She's not like that. Don't you go spreading lies about that cute little thing. She wouldn't hurt a fly.

[raybec 4]

Either that or you've creeped her out to the point to where she will never post here again.

This

[Simply Red]

Dylan's cool. I'd much rather she not post a picture, just so guys don't start flocking to every one of her posts like they do KCQT just because they think she's attractive and believe that somehow spreading rep her way will make her spread her legs for them.

C'mon 'Hamas'

everyone know's casino cash is the way to the female heart.

[Simply Red]

I'm so glad I was given the chance to sprinkle some feminism around this place. .... It helps! :D

Dylan, please don't cheat on me.

TIA,

-SR

[2112]

Dylan is a girl?

Hmm, you learn something new every day.

n00b

[Chiefs Pantalones]

This is some funny shit ROFL

[Dave Lane]

No. That's a demonstration of lower value. She has to jump through my hoop before I jump through hers. Mystery taught me that.

Maintain higher status always....

[kcxiv]

i had no idea Dylan was female. Pretty knowledgeable about sports. Thats pretty hot! All the Nascar talk we used to do. haha

Anyways, happy new year to everyone.

[KChiefsQT]

I'm guessing a full 'C' cup, with tiny nipples. Undoubtedly dark brown.

I think they're big and pink.

Let's start a poll! :D

[Buck]

I think they're big and pink.

Let's start a poll! :D

No, pics are much better.

Straight to the point.

[booger]

I think they're big and pink.

Let's start a poll! :D

I'm thinking one of each

[KChiefsQT]

I'm thinking one of each

Hmmm... no, not likely. :D

[Phobia]

I liked Dylan a lot better as a dude. Now I'm going to have to start disagreeing with her simply because nature requires it.

This sucks.

[booger]

Hmmm... no, not likely. :D

there's a gal out there, somewhere, with 1 brown and 1 pink. There just has to be.

[Mr. Laz]

Dylan ....... i'm not the one who told!!!




i kept my mouth shut :harumph:

[triple]

I liked Dylan a lot better as a dude. Now I'm going to have to start disagreeing with her simply because nature requires it.

This sucks.

no no it's a message board on the internet. if you find out there is a girl here you have to kiss up to her and adore everything she says. those are the internet rules.

[Skip Towne]

I liked Dylan a lot better as a dude. Now I'm going to have to start disagreeing with her simply because nature requires it.

This sucks.

When I first found out she was a girl she was trying to keep it quiet because she was afraid nobody would talk to her.

[Phobia]

no no it's a message board on the internet. if you find out there is a girl here you have to kiss up to her and adore everything she says. those are the internet rules.

I think the rules are different for me, though. I've had experience with a vagina beyond my computer screen - at least four times.

[KChiefsQT]

I think the rules are different for me, though. I've had experience with a vagina beyond my computer screen - at least four times.

LMAO

[luv]

no no it's a message board on the internet. if you find out there is a girl here you have to kiss up to her and adore everything she says. those are the internet rules.

They are?

[Phobia]

LMAO

Teehee - are you laughing at my little joke. Rep! Nice rack. Please send naked pictures.

[Dylan]

HILARIOUS!!!

ya'll crack me up!



ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

[Bugeater]

Now why would you go and bump this thread? You're going to get Claythan all worked up again.

[Delano]

HILARIOUS!!!

ya'll crack me up!



ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

How was your New Year's Eve?

[aturnis]

Did anything ever come of Claythan's creepy stalker behavior? Fucking idiot.

[Marcellus]

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=5338735#post5338735

See post #91. This thread proves my point. Wendler come up with some serious BS.

If he ever actually gets laid he will lilkely never bee seen here again.

[Coach]

HILARIOUS!!!

ya'll crack me up!



ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v39/SwedeCarlson/Funnies/pics.jpg

[Hammock Parties]

OK Dylan, let's see that pretty face. Don't forget to smile. Maybe you can grace us with a full body shot? We don't need to see you in a bikini, women are more attractive with clothes on anyway. Leaves more to the imagination. I wouldn't complain over some nice tight little culottes, though. They probably accentuate your taut little thighs, don't they?

[Ebolapox]

errrr, this won't end well, wendler. trust me on this.


:spock:

[Mr Luzcious]

Dylan is a girl?

Hmm, you learn something new every day.

Word for word what I was going to say.

[Simply Red]

You are going about this the wrong way, BTW, GoChiefs.

ROFLROFLROFLROFL