It's not even 9:00 AM and I've already broken a New Years resolution

[chiefqueen]

I saw a Billy Mays commercial (I was resolving to avoid them in '09).

I knew I should have resolved to stop breathing itstead (much easier, but hey, I wanted a challenge).

[Buehler445]

:Lin:

Billy Mays needs to die in a fire.

[ziggysocki]

impressive. 8hs. excellent. I kinda want a ShamWow, I admit it.

[chiefqueen]

impressive. 8hs. excellent. I kinda want a ShamWow, I admit it.

I probably should let you down like this but I did do a little thing called sleep for 6.5 hours.

[milkman]

Dumbest fucking resolution ever.

[ziggysocki]

Still, the only way to avoid the dreaded "Billy Mays here..." would be to chuck all your TV's out the window. Dudes everywhere all the time.

[Al Bundy]

Ohh is that all? I think Billy Mays was on a commercial at 3 AM when I got home. I thought it was going to be a bland "I already smoked a cigarette".

[JOhn]

Loser :shake:

[chiefqueen]

Ohh is that all? I think Billy Mays was on a commercial at 3 AM when I got home. I thought it was going to be a bland "I already ate some chocolate".

FYP because I don't smoke but I am a chocoholic. And, yes, I've already eaten chocolate this morning, but I did not (nor would I ever) make a resolution calling for me to limit my chocolate consumption.

[Sully]

impressive. 8hs. excellent. I kinda want a ShamWow, I admit it.

I got some for Christmas!

[Al Bundy]

FYP because I don't smoke but I am a chocoholic. And, yes, I've already eaten chocolate this morning, but I did not (nor would I ever) make a resolution calling for me to limit my chocolate consumption.

Well then all is well I suppose.