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luv

01-01-2009, 10:16 PM

But I'm getting to the point where I would like to permanently shut up the yapping whining dog next door. Every time my neighbor leaves, that damn dog yips, barks, and whines for two hours. Whenever it does shut up, if I make the slightest sound it can hear, it starts up again. What do I do? Leave a note on her door? "Hey, your dog doesn't like it when you leave. Guess how I know this. Signed, Your Neighbor."

bowener

01-01-2009, 10:17 PM

antifreeeeeeeeeeeze

in 1st

bowener

01-01-2009, 10:18 PM

Do you live in an apartment, duplex, or what?

luv

01-01-2009, 10:19 PM

Do you live in an apartment, duplex, or what?

Apartment. I don't see why they allow dogs. I love them, but they are not meant for apartments, IMO.

Phobia

01-01-2009, 10:20 PM

bowener

01-01-2009, 10:20 PM

Apartment. I don't see why they allow dogs. I love them, but they are not meant for apartments, IMO.

I guess I would call the landlord and ask if there is anything they could do. Maybe they arent supposed to have a dog...

You could scratch on an adjoining wall until you hear the dog come over to check it out, then crank a nail gun up to 90PSI and shoot a few nails into the wall.... that or antifreeze under the front door.

Skip Towne

01-01-2009, 10:22 PM

Buy a house like we told you months ago.

Sweet Daddy Hate

01-01-2009, 10:22 PM

You should turn it over to your apartment mgmt. That's what they're paid for. You might also document for a week prior to doing so. They're more apt to take you seriously if you're not some random complainer they can brush off.

I hate it when people don't know how to choose the right dog. They get a complete mismatch based on some TV show or Disney bullshit, and everybody pays the price.

alanm

01-01-2009, 10:24 PM

The dog is suffering from separation anxiety. Maybe you could offer to babysit the poor feller.:D

luv

01-01-2009, 10:25 PM

You should turn it over to your apartment mgmt. That's what they're paid for. You might also document for a week prior to doing so. They're more apt to take you seriously if you're not some random complainer they can brush off.

I wonder if I should suggest calling security whenever it happens. They patrol our lots every night. I know it's not an emergency, but that would be an official way to document it. Have them come and listen.

Bugeater

01-01-2009, 10:25 PM

I'm surprised that they allow them. Over the years I've worked in countless different apartment complexes, and I can only remember two that ever did. And you're right, dogs don't belong in apartments. And don't think this problem disappears when you move into a house, the guy who lives behind me has two extremely annoying POS dogs that never shut up as long as they're outside. I love dogs too, but I would kick both those fuckers straight into the next time zone without hesitation if I had the chance.

luv

01-01-2009, 10:26 PM

The dog is suffering from separation anxiety. Maybe you could offer to babysit the poor feller.:D

I have a cat. She hates other animals.

lazepoo

01-01-2009, 10:27 PM

You should turn it over to your apartment mgmt. That's what they're paid for. You might also document for a week prior to doing so. They're more apt to take you seriously if you're not some random complainer they can brush off.

Documentation is key. People always take you more seriously when you've taken the time to show that it's a consistent issue instead of a one-time deal or think you're a prima donna.

bowener

01-01-2009, 10:29 PM

I'm surprised that they allow them. Over the years I've worked in countless different apartment complexes, and I can only remember two that ever did. And you're right, dogs don't belong in apartments. And don't think this problem disappears when you move into a house, the guy who lives behind me has two extremely annoying POS dogs that never shut up as long as they're outside. I love dogs too, but I would kick both those ****ers straight into the next time zone without hesitation if I had the chance.

Get a hold of some phenobarbital and pour some of that in a water dish, that should make them pretty lethargic without causing harm. Use to give some to one of our cats everyday because it had major seizures.

Sweet Daddy Hate

01-01-2009, 10:32 PM

I have a cat. She hates other animals.

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn182/lightbringerrr/do_not_want_cat.jpg

I just love a good excuse to post the kitty...:D

Sweet Daddy Hate

01-01-2009, 10:35 PM

Get a hold of some phenobarbital and pour some of that in a water dish, that should make them pretty lethargic without causing harm. Use to give some to one of our cats everyday because it had major seizures.

And where, pray tell, can one get ones hands on that? If I had some Barb, it wouldn't be going in the cat/dogs fuckin' dish!ROFL

blueballs

01-01-2009, 10:52 PM

Tape record it and return the favor
when they complain or turn you in
they fuck themselves and rightfully so

Demonpenz

01-01-2009, 10:59 PM

i live in a apt complex as well, I had a kid above me that cried non stop for like 4 hours. non stop drove me nuts.

Sweet Daddy Hate

01-01-2009, 11:00 PM

Tape record it and return the favor
when they complain or turn you in
they fuck themselves and rightfully so

That's AWESOME!ROFL

Vendetta REP!

luv

01-01-2009, 11:01 PM

Tape record it and return the favor
when they complain or turn you in
they fuck themselves and rightfully so

They'll never have a reason to complain about me.

Sweet Daddy Hate

01-01-2009, 11:06 PM

i live in a apt complex as well, I had a kid above me that cried non stop for like 4 hours. non stop drove me nuts.

Did you put phenobarbital in his dish? ROFL

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

Skip Towne

01-01-2009, 11:08 PM

As a homeowner I've never had a problem with neighbor pets. Of course, I have a pellet gun.

Mr. Flopnuts

01-02-2009, 12:15 AM

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn182/lightbringerrr/do_not_want_cat.jpg

I just love a good excuse to post the kitty...:D

Freak.

Rausch

01-02-2009, 12:23 AM

All my neighbors have fucking stupid yapping dogs that bark for HOURS after I pull up to the house, if I'm in the yard, if I take out the trash.

This...bothers me.

I work 3rd shift. I'm up ALL NIGHT LONG.

Dog whistle: $8.00
Natty light 12 pack: $9.99
Drinking my 12 and sitting on my front porch while making every fucking dog in the neighborhood scream and bark and howl when THEY are trying to sleep and there isn't a damned thing they can do or suspect?

$#it is priceless...

Coach

01-02-2009, 12:29 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v39/SwedeCarlson/Official%20Game%20Thread/352pw5f.gif

Sweet Daddy Hate

01-02-2009, 12:32 AM

Freak.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v39/SwedeCarlson/Official%20Game%20Thread/352pw5f.gif

AWESOME!ROFL

luv

01-02-2009, 12:34 AM

AWESOME!ROFL

...

Sweet Daddy Hate

01-02-2009, 12:41 AM

...

ROFL

Greatest...Cat...Ever:

One of my roommates mom back in the day had three cats that we had to care for while she went out of state.

My fav was a HUGE black tomcat named Bruiser. You could walk over to him and say "wanna' go for a ride"? And he'd jump up on your shoulder and wrap around your neck like a mink stole, and just happily hang there while you walked around.

blueballs

01-02-2009, 01:43 AM

THere was a time they wouldn't let cats in the house
because they would get accused of smoothering babies in their sleep
Grandpas rule

Rudy tossed tigger's salad

01-02-2009, 03:19 AM

Bwana

01-02-2009, 07:31 AM

:evil:

Dr. Johnny Fever

01-02-2009, 07:44 AM

What do I do? Leave a note on her door? "Hey, your dog doesn't like it when you leave. Guess how I know this. Signed, Your Neighbor."

I like that. Then go to the apt. manager when it doesnt work.

beach tribe

01-02-2009, 07:52 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v39/SwedeCarlson/Official%20Game%20Thread/352pw5f.gif

OMG!! FUUCKIN BELLY LAUGH. MY STOMACh MUSCLES HURT.