So I was boning this dude in the ass, right?

[SPATCH]

god u guys are homophobes.. i was just telling a story

anyway... so i was texting at the same time and the dude turns around and is like, "hey. quit butt sexting"

[kstater]

:spock:

[kstater]

This is no way to win n00b of the year.

[ArrowheadHawk]

You are one sick cookie, boy.

[Red Brooklyn]

This is no way to win n00b of the year.

ROFL

[Bwana]

:spock:

WTF?

[warrior]

This is just wrong :eek:

[catfish307]

:hump: + :whackit: = :Lin:

[Demonpenz]

reminds me in college my guy friend and I were jacking each other off and that pillowbiter plays cold play on his mp3.

[2112]

http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/8383/threadsucks3ci7.gif

[88TG88]

I go to give him a reach-around................ and the f_aggot's got a boner...

is that good or bad ?

[The_Doctor10]

I go to give him a reach-around................ and the f_aggot's got a boner...

If he didn't, wouldn't you a little offended?

[Donger]

Ban.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Ban.

ROFL

[kstater]

How is this crotchstain still in green?

[jjchieffan]

You know, you could have made it interesting by saying I was boning this girl in the ass, and she had a boner. Or better yet, you could have said Claythan. As written: FAIL

[unothadeal]

DIE

[ROYC75]

Kids :shake:

[blueballs]

The Bronco fans are fleeing the ship

[Johnny Vegas]

should have finished the joke off with

"and then when we were done he wanted to cuddle. What a fag."

[Simply Red]

.

[aturnis]

Boondock Saints?

[Simply Red]

Boondock Saints?

I know, I just like posting that picture.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

What the fuck is going on in here?

[Simply Red]

What the **** is going on in here?

I'm guessing it's a movie quote.

[SPATCH]

I know, I just like posting that picture.

the picture is rather neat

[ForeverChiefs58]

WOW. I knew you were a dick, its no wonder people say that you are what you eat!

[Hammock Parties]

You are one sick cookie, boy.

Gay sex makes a person sick?

Let me guess, you love god?

And jesus?

[Gonzo]

Why would anyone bump this?

[Gonzo]

Gay sex makes a person sick?

Let me guess, you love god?

And jesus?

Shhhhhh!

Look busy Clay.

He's coming, you know.

[Donger]

Gay sex makes a person sick?

Well, would you like me to post some AIDs statistics?

[SDChiefs]

So I was boning this dude in the ass, right, and he turns around and asks me for a reach around. How gay is that dude?

[TrebMaxx]

Well, would you like me to post some AIDs statistics?
ROFL

[Slainte]

Well, would you like me to post some AIDs statistics?

Yes. Post them all.

[Donger]

Yes. Post them all.

Of new infections among men in the United States, CDC estimates that approximately 60 percent of men were infected through homosexual sex, 25 percent through injection drug use, and 15 percent through heterosexual sex. Of newly infected men, approximately 50 percent are black, 30 percent are white, 20 percent are Hispanic, and a small percentage are members of other racial/ethnic groups.4

http://www.thebody.com/content/art6580.html

[Slainte]

Of new infections among men in the United States, CDC estimates that approximately 60 percent of men were infected through homosexual sex, 25 percent through injection drug use, and 15 percent through heterosexual sex. Of newly infected men, approximately 50 percent are black, 30 percent are white, 20 percent are Hispanic, and a small percentage are members of other racial/ethnic groups.4

http://www.thebody.com/content/art6580.html

No, ass! ALL!!!


I SAID ALLL!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Donger]

No, ass! ALL!!!


I SAID ALLL!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMAO

[Slainte]

LMAO

Carry on, Liza...

[Donger]

Carry on, Liza...

Okay.

http://www.cdc.gov/hiv/stats/hasr1202.pdf

Check out the nifty graphs on the first page, notably the second one. The one showing number of cases related to homosexual sex versus heterosexual. What do you see?

[gblowfish]

Jeez, another butt sex thread?
I can't wait for the draft.

[Norman Einstein]

Of new infections among men in the United States, CDC estimates that approximately 60 percent of men were infected through homosexual sex, 25 percent through injection drug use, and 15 percent through heterosexual sex. Of newly infected men, approximately 50 percent are black, 30 percent are white, 20 percent are Hispanic, and a small percentage are basement dwelling dweebs named Clayton.

http://www.thebody.com/content/art6580.html

Adjusted your post.

[Slainte]

Okay.

http://www.cdc.gov/hiv/stats/hasr1202.pdf

Check out the nifty graphs on the first page, notably the second one. The one showing number of cases related to homosexual sex versus heterosexual. What do you see?

Trying to rick-roll me aren't you?..

[Donger]

Trying to rick-roll me aren't you?..

The CDC does not have a sense of humor of which they are aware.

[Slainte]

The CDC does not have a sense of humor of which they are aware.

Video killed the radio star. Wouldn't you agree?

[Mr. Flopnuts]

What the fuck is going on in here?

[Donger]

Video killed the radio star. Wouldn't you agree?

It buggles the mind, yes.

[Reaper16]

So I was boning this dude in the ass, right?

feels good man

[Slainte]

It buggles the mind, yes.

As it should in the age of plastic...

[stumppy]

It buggles the mind, yes.

I don't have anything to add. I just thought it was kind of disturbing having a thread about boning some dude in the ass and the last posters' name listed as Donger.





Oh shit, wait a minute

[Hammock Parties]

That's why I only accept blowjobs from gay men.

[Donger]

That's why I only accept blowjobs from gay men.

The hetero ones aren't exactly lining up, eh?

[stumppy]

The hetero ones aren't exactly lining up, eh?

Or the women.

[Hammock Parties]

The hetero ones aren't exactly lining up, eh?

I'm batting about .250 in blowjob-to-date ratio. I can live with that.

[Gonzo]

I'm batting about .250 in blowjob-to-date ratio. I can live with that.

Did you ever get used to the taste of latex or lubricant?

[ForeverChiefs58]

Did you ever get used to the taste of latex or lubricant?


ROFLROFL

[Hammock Parties]

That's not really all that funny. Suggesting I'm gay got old about 2 years ago.

[Slainte]

I learned it from watching you!!!!

[Pablo]

That's not really all that funny. Suggesting I'm gay got old about 2 years ago.It's not gay if you're getting paid for it.

Then it's called "work".

Now we all know why you're moving to Dallas for that new "job".

BOO-YAH. Nockedtitouddadapawk.

[Donger]

That's not really all that funny. Suggesting I'm gay got old about 2 years ago.

Have you considered any correlation between your ED?

[tooge]

That's not really all that funny. Suggesting I'm gay got old about 2 years ago.

Seriously. You're not gay?

[Mr. Flopnuts]

It's not gay if you're getting paid for it.

Then it's called "work".

Now we all know why you're moving to Dallas for that new "job".

BOO-YAH. Nockedtitouddadapawk.

I really don't know why, but now I want to go to the gahden, get some beeahr, and watch the broooins.

[Hammock Parties]

Have you considered any correlation between your ED?

Yes. I'm not really sure I have ED, though.

Might find out tonight.

[Hammock Parties]

Seriously. You're not gay?

Um, no. I like women.

[Pablo]

I really don't know why, but now I want to go to the gahden, get some beeahr, and watch the broooins.Then eat some wicked clam chowda.

[Delano]

I really don't know why, but now I want to go to the gahden, get some beeahr, and watch the broooins.

Yah hair is like a shag cahpet. I wanna sit on it and play a boawd game.
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[Gonzo]

Yah hair is like a shag cahpet. I wanna sit on it and play a boawd game.
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MEEAEAAAAEAEAAAHHH!!!

Bohbby! Go Pak the cah in the cah pak!

It's wicked cold owet heeya!

Eaaaaa, you like apples?
I gowt heh numbah! Howdou liahk dem apples?

[Sofa King]

This thread reminds me, i gotta put the license plate stickers on my car...

[Norman Einstein]

That's why I only accept blowjobs from gay men.

That's not really all that funny. Suggesting I'm gay got old about 2 years ago.

Dude, he's not the one throwing the suggestion out there. You're really pathetic aren't you?

[Hammock Parties]

Sarcasm is apparently lost on your dumb ass.

[Norman Einstein]

Um, no. I like women.

Doesn't sound like it's receiprical though, at least with the women.
It also sounds like the gay men are doing for you what you need.

So you are actually bi-sexual? Or are you just confused?

[Norman Einstein]

Sarcasm is apparently lost on your dumb ass.

Not really, you are just not good at it if you repeatedly announce such things.

There is a golden vein of stupidity in your comments. Must be one of your strong traits.

[Hammock Parties]

Receiprical is not a word.

[Pablo]

Receiprical is not a word.It is if you don't use Firefox.

[The Franchise]

Possible bestseller? :D

[Hammock Parties]

Are you suggesting I would make a spelling mistake and let Firefox correct it? That I would even have the need for such a feature?

Poppycock.

[Hammock Parties]

Possible bestseller? :D

That should be in someone's sig.

[Pablo]

Are you suggesting I would make a spelling mistake and let Firefox correct it? That I would even have the need for such a feature?

Poppycock.No, I'm suggesting Tom is too old and stupid to realize there is any other browser besides IE.

[stumppy]

Anyone want to bet this becomes Goatboys favorite thread ?

[LaChapelle]

It's better to give than receive
may fit well here

[Hammock Parties]

No, I'm suggesting Tom is too old and stupid to realize there is any other browser besides IE.

Wait, he IS Tom? Because he vehemently denies it.

Anyone want to bet this becomes Goatboys favorite thread ?

It's my favorite thread RIGHT NOW! http://i.imgur.com/5EcSU.gif (https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/1174)

[Mr. Flopnuts]

It's better to give than receive
may fit well here

No one wants to hear what will fit well, where.

[LaChapelle]

eweeeeeeee

[vailpass]

Dutch Rudder FTW

[Gonzo]

Dutch Rudder FTW

ROFL
Glass Bottom Boat FTL
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[listopencil]

I think it's bad form to do stuff like text or make a phone call while having sex. That's just rude.

[Consistent1]

reminds me in college my guy friend and I were jacking each other off and that pillowbiter plays cold play on his mp3.

Was this right before Hootie pissed on you in the shower?

[bevischief]

Protect your jimmy and corn hole... Don't forget the lace kit too...

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I think it's bad form to do stuff like text or make a phone call while having sex. That's just rude.

You have to move at the speed of business.

[munkey]

http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/8383/threadsucks3ci7.gif

This gif is a keeper :)

[CrazyPhuD]

I think it's bad form to do stuff like text or make a phone call while having sex. That's just rude.

dude WTF...I'm always sexting the other hotties when I'm nailing the flavor of the hour.

[ForeverChiefs58]

I think it's bad form to do stuff like text or make a phone call while having sex. That's just rude.

especially a phone call from your own mother, that can turn the mood real quick, and make your partner hate your mom worse then she already did.

[Norman Einstein]

Wait, he IS Tom? Because he vehemently denies it.


Link?