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Fritz88
01-03-2009, 01:46 PM
Seriously, what are they for?

poll to follow soon don't fucking troll this thread

teedubya
01-03-2009, 01:47 PM
shut up noob. We can troll this fucking thread, if we want. We have been here for 5 years or more... you have been here for 5 minutes.

Delano
01-03-2009, 01:48 PM
The answer is that as embryos men and women have similar tissues and body parts. If anything the embryo follows a 'female template'. That is why nipples are present in both sexes. It is the effect of the genes, the Y chromosome and the hormone testosterone that brings about the changes and masculinises the embryo. Testosterone promotes the growth of the penis and testicles. Because nipples are there before this process begins the nipples stay!

Iowanian
01-03-2009, 01:49 PM
Delano gave a valiant effort, be we all know they are evolutions answer to broken button hooks on bib overalls.

Hammock Parties
01-03-2009, 01:49 PM
To be tweaked ever so tenderly.

http://img378.imageshack.us/img378/1072/dieter51tj3.jpg (https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/1174)

Fritz88
01-03-2009, 01:50 PM
shut up noob. We can troll this ****ing thread, if we want. We have been here for 5 years or more... you have been here for 5 minutes.

http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t183/Navarro2008/ForgiveMe.jpg

OnTheWarpath15
01-03-2009, 01:51 PM
shut up noob. We can troll this fucking thread, if we want. We have been here for 5 years or more... you have been here for 5 minutes.

LMAO

Fritz88
01-03-2009, 01:52 PM
To be tweaked ever so tenderly.

http://img378.imageshack.us/img378/1072/dieter51tj3.jpg (https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/1174)

ROFL. I tried to rep you but I got this.

http://i40.tinypic.com/2cr0h3b.jpg

Lonewolf Ed
01-03-2009, 06:51 PM
Speaking for myself, it's so I appreciate a woman's all that much more!

Hammock Parties
01-03-2009, 06:53 PM
My nipples tend to get hard when I become aroused.

RINGLEADER
01-03-2009, 06:53 PM
The answer is that as embryos men and women have similar tissues and body parts. If anything the embryo follows a 'female template'. That is why nipples are present in both sexes. It is the effect of the genes, the Y chromosome and the hormone testosterone that brings about the changes and masculinises the embryo. Testosterone promotes the growth of the penis and testicles. Because nipples are there before this process begins the nipples stay!

I feel dirty.

luv
01-03-2009, 06:57 PM
My nipples tend to get hard when I become aroused.

I once dated a guy who liked it when I bit his.

memyselfI
01-03-2009, 06:58 PM
Oh honey, if you have to ask this question then your girl hasn't been doin you any favors.

Dr. Johnny Fever
01-03-2009, 06:59 PM
I once dated a guy who liked it when I bit his.

My ex liked to do that and I hated it. That shit hurts and pain doesn't seem sexy to me. Guess it's just me.

memyselfI
01-03-2009, 07:00 PM
I once dated a guy who liked it when I bit his.

Nibble is better than bite. Besides, if you are in a position to be nibbling those then something else is soon to come...

luv
01-03-2009, 07:00 PM
My ex liked to do that and I hated it. That shit hurts and pain doesn't seem sexy to me. Guess it's just me.

I dated another guy who hated it. THe one I mentioned first was sorta into pain.

luv
01-03-2009, 07:01 PM
Nibble is better than bite.

The guy liked pain. He wanted me to bite and pull.

memyselfI
01-03-2009, 07:02 PM
The guy liked pain. He wanted me to bite and pull.

Freak. LOL

luv
01-03-2009, 07:03 PM
Freak. LOL

Eh. I didn't mind doing it if he liked it. He was kinda kinky, though.

memyselfI
01-03-2009, 07:04 PM
Eh. I didn't mind doing it if he liked it. He was kinda kinky, though.

Like I said earlier, if you are there then chances are you are headed south...

so it can't hurt.

luv
01-03-2009, 07:07 PM
Like I said earlier, if you are there then chances are you are headed south...

so it can't hurt.

Very true.



Just how much tequila have you had today? :p

memyselfI
01-03-2009, 07:09 PM
Very true.



Just how much tequila have you had today? :p

I plead the 5th. :D

luv
01-03-2009, 07:10 PM
I plead the 5th. :D

LMAO

MIAdragon
01-03-2009, 07:17 PM
The guy liked pain. He wanted me to bite and pull.

Wax is rather fun as well

Baby Lee
01-03-2009, 07:19 PM
And what is up with Airline Food, Who are the ad wizards who came up with this one, if they could make a radio out of a coconut . . . why didn't they make the whole plane out of what they made the black box out of.

luv
01-03-2009, 07:20 PM
Wax is rather fun as well

Hmmm...

I'll have to remember that.

blueballs
01-03-2009, 08:04 PM
to keep nancy boys from shaving
while drunk

Flustrated
01-03-2009, 08:13 PM
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?

JuicesFlowing
01-03-2009, 08:30 PM
It took this long for someone to create a "Men's Nipples: What are the for?" thread?

SLAG
01-03-2009, 09:38 PM
source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Male_lactation

Though boys and men have nipples, many are unaware that they also have mammary glands. In ordinary circumstances, there is so little mammary tissue that it is unnoticeable; ...

the mammary glands of human males can also produce milk.[1]

Among certain Pygmies in central Africa, anthropologist Barry Hewlett has observed children sucking nipples of adult males.[2] The phenomenon has also been observed in isolated cases in other parts of the world.[3]

SLAG
01-03-2009, 09:42 PM
A couple more Links
http://www.unassistedchildbirth.com/miscarticles/milkmen.html

http://web.archive.org/web/20040612183349/http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_700634.html