Don't vote for MikeMaslowski.

[MikeMaslowski]

Winning a football forum king of the n00b contest would be unfair for a guy like me.

1. Most of my threads are about family, life or stupid funny stuff I find on the net.

2. Most of my posts are just goofball related or have boobie pics.

3. I love the Chiefs but am stuck over here in Italy so I pretty much learn all of my new info from ya'll. This means that all I can offer is my reactions and seldom bring new insights.

I appreciate the votes that I currently have, thank you. Anymore of you Chieftans who want to throw your vote my way I ask you to put it under the "no n00bs are worthy" vote. This would just make me laugh to see nobody win with all of these guys lobbying.

[MikeMaslowski]

oh yeah...

[Basileus777]

For a n00b you have actually started some decent threads. I regret not voting for you.

[SPATCH]

reverse psychology..... niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice

[Fire Me Boy!]

oh yeah...

That first pic won my vote!

[Skip Towne]

Boobies boobies yum yum yum. Boobies boobies on a girl that's dumb. /Al Bundy

[MikeMaslowski]

reverse psychology..... niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice

It would be a nice play... however, I had never originally intended on competing. It was a few nice folks who went to bat for me. Now I just think it would be funny to..... perhaps have no winner for 2008 and have a 2 year grand champion n00b vote in Jan 2010, that would make it interesting.

And get rid of the silly name rule, just as long as the person isn't impersonating a player whats the big deal?


Ahhh, well thank you... I prefer my name, Maslowskis story always inspired me to be a better person, as I came from shit in a small town and overcame some odds to get a beautiful wifey, some kids and am a soldier. What more could I ask for?

So, to the higher ups, I turn my nose up to the thought of changing my name. I apologize for breaking your unwritten rule and wish all the nominees the best of luck.:thumb:

[Fire Me Boy!]

That first pic won my vote!

I would urge you Mike to offer a little more variety in your choice of boobies.

Variety, my friend, is the spice of life. I do not want to be saddled with C-cups for the rest of my life... I wanna see 'em all, big and small.

[MikeMaslowski]

I would urge you Mike to offer a little more variety in your choice of boobies.

Variety, my friend, is the spice of life. I do not want to be saddled with C-cups for the rest of my life... I wanna see 'em all, big and small.

I will take that into consideration. Thank you, please keep an eye out for future boobie posts with your request in mind.

[KcMizzou]

Your evil plan appears to be working.

[blueballs]

The n00b class is looking up
but you left the ass man
and leg man vote untapped

[stlchiefs]

I'm liking the camo girl. Mmm

[Skip Towne]

I will take that into consideration. Thank you, please keep an eye out for future boobie posts with your request in mind.

Don't mind him, C cups jiggle just fine.

[MikeMaslowski]

Don't mind him, C cups jiggle just fine.

You can't make everyone happy.....

[Gonzo]

Accept the votes and STFU before I slap you silly.

[Katipan]

You like hot chicks with pointy chins.

[Simply Red]

I'm voting for MagicHef, not only is he the best n00b, he's my new best pal on these here webs...

[Simply Red]

You like hot chicks with pointy chins.

No. I like hot asians w/ attitudes.

[smittysbar]

You will take my vote and like it, god dammit!

[MagicHef]

I'm voting for MagicHef, not only is he the best n00b, he's my new best pal on these here webs...

Yes! Now I've moved into the thick of the 3-way tie for 12th place!

[Simply Red]

Come off it, Mike.

I'm not letting girls sway my vote. Besides; The only girls with good personalities who are smart or maybe funny or halfway intelligent or talented, though God knows what the fuck that means, are ugly chicks.