Chiefs Introducing your 2009-2010 Chiefs Cheerleaders! [Archive]

aturnis

01-20-2009, 07:33 PM

http://www2.kcchiefs.com/joe/2009ccsquad/index.html

:mad: I'm so mad...not a single HOT chick! A bunch of "I'd fuck her." girls, but have you SEEEEN some of the girls I've fucked? This is wrong. I hate whoever is in charge of cheerleaders. I'm writing a letter.

kstater

01-20-2009, 07:35 PM

I'd like to meet your wife/girlfriend if none of them are hot.

Mr. Flopnuts

01-20-2009, 07:37 PM

Buck

01-20-2009, 07:37 PM

Where is skinbra when you need him?

aturnis

01-20-2009, 07:37 PM

I'd like to meet your wife/girlfriend if none of them are hot.

Apparently, hot is a term YOU throw around loosely. Look at the Chargers, Bucs, Raiders, Cowboys, and Seahawks cheerleaders. They, are HOT! Not these homely looking girls.

kstater

01-20-2009, 07:38 PM

Apparently, hot is a term YOU throw around loosely. Look at the Chargers, Bucs, Raiders, Cowboys, and Seahawks cheerleaders. They, are HOT! Not these homely looking girls.

So I'm guessing you're married to a Jennifer Anniston lookalike?

OnTheWarpath15

01-20-2009, 07:40 PM

I'm more interested to know why anyone gives a shit who our cheerleaders are.

Mr. Flopnuts

01-20-2009, 07:40 PM

I'm more interested to know why anyone gives a shit who our cheerleaders are.

Well, I do. For about 3 minutes at a time anyway.

carlos3652

01-20-2009, 07:42 PM

dude seriously, they arent horrid... some of them are WTF... some of them are nice... I bet they all are good dancers and have good personalities...

Mr. Flopnuts

01-20-2009, 07:42 PM

Well, I do. For about 3 minutes at a time anyway.

I'm probably not the only one that can rub one off to those girls. It's a shame it's one of those "She needs a black eye first" type deals, but you play the cards you're dealt.

OnTheWarpath15

01-20-2009, 07:43 PM

Well, I do. For about 3 minutes at a time anyway.

They could put drunken midgets out there for all I care.

I'm watching the game, not some broad dance to shitty music for $50 and 2 game tickets.

keg in kc

01-20-2009, 07:43 PM

As a Chiefs fan that lives out of market, I've come to the conclusion that Kansas City is filled with ugly women. Chubby women, too. Don't leave them out.

L.A. Chieffan

01-20-2009, 07:45 PM

college cheerleaders are the best anyways.

go to a SC AZ St. game.

my dear lord

Mr. Flopnuts

01-20-2009, 07:45 PM

They could put drunken midgets out there for all I care.

I'm watching the game, not some broad dance to shitty music for $50 and 2 game tickets.

I can honestly say I've never noticed them when I'm at a game. Well, except for that time that I had aisle seats and this hot little Seagal was shaking her ass in the general direction of my face. But that was totally different. It was so close I could smell what she had for dinner the previous night.

ChiefsCountry

01-20-2009, 07:47 PM

Those chicks are alot hotter in person not in uniform or any of the other Chiefs cheerleader stuff. I met one down in Westport and she was pretty hot but didnt look it at all on the website or at the game.

luv

01-20-2009, 07:49 PM

dude seriously, they arent horrid... some of them are WTF... some of them are nice... I bet they all are good dancers and have good personalities...

They're not that great at dancing either. I can do what they do, but I can't fit in one of those outfits.

aturnis

01-20-2009, 07:49 PM

I can honestly say I've never noticed them when I'm at a game. Well, except for that time that I had aisle seats and this hot little Seagal was shaking her ass in the general direction of my face. But that was totally different. It was so close I could smell what she had for dinner the previous night.

See, of course you'd never notice them. They aren't alluring like a Sea Gal.

luv

01-20-2009, 07:50 PM

They could put drunken midgets out there for all I care.

I'm watching the game, not some broad dance to shitty music for $50 and 2 game tickets.

:clap:

Mr. Flopnuts

01-20-2009, 07:50 PM

See, of course you'd never notice them. They aren't alluring like a Sea Gal.

The Sea Gals are fuckin smokin.

luv

01-20-2009, 07:51 PM

See, of course you'd never notice them. They aren't alluring like a Sea Gal.

Are you there to watch the cheerleaders or the game?

blueballs

01-20-2009, 07:55 PM

A2M

01-20-2009, 07:57 PM

I always enjoy the annual Chiefs Cheerleaders thread. The predictability of the posts has a comforting quality.

aturnis

01-20-2009, 07:57 PM

So I'm guessing you're married to a Jennifer Anniston lookalike?

I'm guessing one of them is either your significant other, or family....which one?

First off, not married, I'm not that crazy yet. Second, if it were my gf's job to look good, then I'd be a little more picky with my selection. My girlfriend though, not only has to be sexy enough to arouse my penis, but also be a good sack mate, cook well, and put up with me! That's a large order.

Not saying I'm sexist, I do my fair share of the chores and cooking, but the way to my heart is definitely through my stomach. Thank god for my metabolism, if not for it's good work ethic, I'd be fat.

aturnis

01-20-2009, 08:00 PM

Are you there to watch the cheerleaders or the game?

I don't get to attend many games, though when I do make the venture and spend the money, I do go for the game. Though that is a "moo" point.

I'm just a little embarrassed. How can we expect to get the players right, if we can't even get the Cheerleaders right?

01-20-2009, 08:02 PM

I'm guessing one of them is either your significant other, or family....which one?

First off, not married, I'm not that crazy yet. Second, if it were my gf's job to look good, then I'd be a little more picky with my selection. My girlfriend though, not only has to be sexy enough to arouse my penis, but also be a good sack mate, cook well, and put up with me! That's a large order.

Not saying I'm sexist, I do my fair share of the chores and cooking, but the way to my heart is definitely through my stomach. Thank god for my metabolism, if not for it's good work ethic, I'd be fat.

You know what they say......Never trust a skinny cook.

EyePod

01-20-2009, 08:08 PM

http://www2.kcchiefs.com/joe/2009ccsquad/index.html

:mad: I'm so mad...not a single HOT chick! A bunch of "I'd **** her." girls, but have you SEEEEN some of the girls I've ****ed? This is wrong. I hate whoever is in charge of cheerleaders. I'm writing a letter.

1st of all, doing a girl isn't the same as jerking off to a picture/video of one. Sorry.

2nd of all, what the fuck is with that make-up. I know the girls aren't doing it themselves, but every year they look like a bunch of prostitutes. Bright red lipstick doesn't look good on every girl. I like the asian chick the best though.

luv

01-20-2009, 08:12 PM

I'm just a little embarrassed. How can we expect to get the players right, if we can't even get the Cheerleaders right?

Yeah, because the same people evaluating football talent are evaluating cheerleading talent. :spock:

That argument is absolutely absurd. I would certainly hope you're joking.

Hammock Parties

01-20-2009, 08:12 PM

Some of the media talent in KC is better looking.

the Talking Can

01-20-2009, 08:17 PM

jesus horse faces, batman...

i expect better once pioli is in charge....is "overbite" one of the qualifications?

TinyEvel

01-20-2009, 08:17 PM

What's a cheerleader ambassador?

aturnis

01-20-2009, 08:19 PM

Yeah, because the same people evaluating football talent are evaluating cheerleading talent. :spock:

That argument is absolutely absurd. I would certainly hope you're joking.

No, but the same people who hire the cheerleader talent evaluators, hire the football talent evaluators.

EyePod

01-20-2009, 08:21 PM

What's a cheerleader ambassador?

I thought those were the girls who could get chosen to go to the Pro Bowl, but I didn't think the younger girls got it. I dunno.

the Talking Can

01-20-2009, 08:23 PM

What's a cheerleader ambassador?

a whoo-or

KCUnited

01-20-2009, 08:23 PM

When the afterparty at the Herford House is the only thing to cheer about, you can't expect much.

aturnis

01-20-2009, 08:25 PM

1st of all, doing a girl isn't the same as jerking off to a picture/video of one. Sorry.

Well said.

Smed1065

01-20-2009, 08:40 PM

We do have cheerleaders before a coach............

MahiMike

01-20-2009, 08:44 PM

Better than years past.

Coach

01-20-2009, 08:46 PM

They could put drunken midgets out there for all I care.

I'm watching the game, not some broad dance to shitty music for $50 and 2 game tickets.

This.

Frazod

01-20-2009, 09:08 PM

It doesn't help that they're all hamstrung by poor photography and shitty, boob-flattening tops.

HELLO FUCKTARDS - GUYS LIKE BOOBS. How about letting them bounce around loose and free instead of burying them under glittery duct tape?

:shake:

Hammock Parties

01-20-2009, 09:18 PM

OK. Your avatar is cracking me up like TinyE's did.

http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/8135/boobsrv7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Frazod

01-20-2009, 09:22 PM

OK. Your avatar is cracking me up like TinyE's did.

http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/8135/boobsrv7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

LMAO

I may have to use that. That fucking dog just gets stranger by the minute.

Ebolapox

01-20-2009, 09:29 PM

eh--the photography and cheerleaders are better than in years past.

the poses of the pictures are what makes me a bit 'bleh'--very few of the poses shouted 'sexy'--they shouted either 'why the fuck did you make me pose like this' or 'don't look at me like that!'

CCU2000

01-20-2009, 09:39 PM

half of them look like guys

01-20-2009, 09:42 PM

Somebody started a really funny chiefs cheerleaders thread a year or so back poking fun at all the cliche responses these threads get......"I went to high school with her, she's way hotter in person"......"I'd hit it", etc. Anyone remember that?

InChiefsHeaven

01-20-2009, 10:12 PM

The calendar was better, but yeah, our cheerleaders are just...OK...far from hideous though. Gimme a break, anyone here would gladly spend an evening rolling around with pretty much any one of them.

KCChiefsMan

01-20-2009, 10:17 PM

that asian one used to date Drew Gooden at KU

Frazod

01-20-2009, 10:20 PM

The calendar was better, but yeah, our cheerleaders are just...OK...far from hideous though. Gimme a break, anyone here would gladly spend an evening rolling around with pretty much any one of them.

Compared to cheerleaders from other teams, though.... :shake:

Coach

01-20-2009, 10:21 PM

that asian one used to date Drew Gooden at KU

Oh, you mean this gal?

http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/5388/haiguysze2.jpg

Frazod

01-20-2009, 10:23 PM

Oh, you mean this gal?

http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/5388/haiguysze2.jpg

GAAA!

:cuss:

Boon

01-20-2009, 10:26 PM

Oh, you mean this gal?

http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/5388/haiguysze2.jpg

I don't know which is worse. This skank or the crazy fucking dog in Frazod's avatar?

Frazod

01-20-2009, 10:28 PM

I don't know which is worse. This skank or the crazy fucking dog in Frazod's avatar?

Huh?

EyePod

01-20-2009, 10:35 PM

eh--the photography and cheerleaders are better than in years past.

the poses of the pictures are what makes me a bit 'bleh'--very few of the poses shouted 'sexy'--they shouted either 'why the **** did you make me pose like this' or 'don't look at me like that!'

Yeah... you'd never see our cheerleaders in the lingerie like the Iggles....

Boon

01-20-2009, 10:54 PM

Huh?

The eyes on both of them are scary as hell man.

mcan

01-20-2009, 10:55 PM

I posted this the last time, and it garnered me more rep than anything else I've ever posted. Figured it was as good a post as any to reprise. Enjoy.

Here's the annual, "The Chiefs Cheerleaders are ugly" thread...

Let's go ahead and get this over with.

1) I go to the games, they look alright to me.

2) Ugh, take a look at this ugly one..

3) I think that might be a bad picture dude.

4) That's my friend from high school. She's actually really hot, it's a bad picture.

5) I think this one got hit by the ugly TREE.

6) So I'm to assume your fat, lazy ass is getting anything better?

7) Only the Chiefs would have a cheerleader on the squad with blubber.

8) Free Willy.

9) You guys are assholes. Its no wonder girls are annorexic if you think SHE'S fat.

10) Why can't we have the Dolphins' Cheerleaders.

11) I loved that girl from that show. Melana?? Right?? She was hot.

12) She wasn't a cheerleader though dude, she was Miss Teen Missouri. (LINK).

13) Thanks for the link... I'll get back to you.

14) The Chiefs cheerleaders used to be really hot, now they are terrible.

15) What, back when they were dudes?

16) teh gay.

17) Photographic PROOF that the Chiefs have good looking cheerleaders. See, that other was a bad photo...

18) Why can't the spend the money on good photographers, jeez that's horrible.

19) Damnit Carl!

20) This thread sucks. Moved to DC.

KcKing

01-20-2009, 10:58 PM

What's a cheerleader ambassador?

11th and 12th place in a 10 man race...

KcKing

01-20-2009, 10:59 PM

Oh, you mean this gal?

http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/5388/haiguysze2.jpg

LMAO

Hoover

01-20-2009, 11:06 PM

look I wouldn't kick any of them out of bed for eating crackers, but I'm not impressed. Maybe they need a better photog, and hair and make up people.

big nasty kcnut

01-20-2009, 11:07 PM

They are hot but we need better cheerleaders recruiter and go the area collages.

Frazod

01-20-2009, 11:19 PM

The eyes on both of them are scary as hell man.

Are not. :(

KcKing

01-20-2009, 11:20 PM

Looks like one of their better looking ones from last year quit.

(Amy, the one that made the 2008 pro bowl squad and the cover of their 2009 calendar)

Yet and still... Their oookkkkaaaayyyyyyy.... They're just in a rebuilding phase...

ChiefsCountry

01-20-2009, 11:40 PM

Well Clark has a good eye for talent. Look at his trophy wife.

Ebolapox

01-21-2009, 01:04 AM

rebuilding. get over it.

MichaelH

01-21-2009, 04:43 AM

Excellent! We have chosen the cheerleaders for next year but haven't made a decision about the head coach.

:cuss:

Mecca

01-21-2009, 04:46 AM

As a Chiefs fan that lives out of market, I've come to the conclusion that Kansas City is filled with ugly women. Sorry, but what the fuck else am I supposed to think? This has been the trend since I started watching this team in 1992.

Did you know Kansas City is rated as the worst city in the country to be single in?

So what does that tell you...

InChiefsHeaven

01-21-2009, 06:30 AM

Did you know Kansas City is rated as the worst city in the country to be single in?

So what does that tell you...

Either it means KC is full of ugly un-loveable people, or everyone there is already taken?

Kylo Ren

01-21-2009, 08:53 AM

Why is Malorie standing like that? That's an odd pose to choose.

ModSocks

01-21-2009, 10:07 AM

Well, they sure as hell aren't Charger girls, but in San Diego, ima have to say we have the best looking women anyway. But, they are making improvments. they seem to be getting less ugly each year.

chiefsngop

01-21-2009, 11:06 AM

Not overly impressed.

But the two red heads, Lindsay and Liz, yeah they're right up my alley.

That'll do donkey, that'll do....

EyePod

01-21-2009, 11:06 AM

EyePod

01-21-2009, 11:07 AM

Not overly impressed.

But the two red heads, Lindsay and Liz, yeah they're right up my alley.

That'll do donkey, that'll do....

I can't stand redheads. I think it's cause my gf's sister has red hair, and she's a bitchy psycho.

Christofire

01-21-2009, 11:14 AM

What bothers me most about the calendar is the overdone makeup. Most of them have nice features, but the Mary Kay factory explosion look just buries it.

Frazod

01-21-2009, 11:16 AM

I can't stand redheads. I think it's cause my gf's sister has red hair, and she's a bitchy psycho.

Uh, pretty much all redheads are bitchy psychos.

Sweet Daddy Hate

01-21-2009, 11:26 AM

Oh come on guys!

Half of that squad is just as good-looking as another teams Cheerleaders.

Not all Playboy chicks have time to be cheerleaders, and I'm willing to bet there ain't a one of you ON this thread that could even land the least attractive one.

chiefsngop

01-21-2009, 11:30 AM

Uh, pretty much all redheads are bitchy psychos.

And the absolute craziest broads in the sack from my experience....

Don't be scared, try one tonight !

Reerun_KC

01-21-2009, 11:31 AM

J Diddy

01-21-2009, 11:35 AM

I'd hit em all. Hell there's even a couple on there that I'd even call afterwards.

Sweet Daddy Hate

01-21-2009, 11:43 AM

I am married to a former Cheerleader... All is good here... Thanks for asking though...

And let me introduce you to MY wife:

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn182/lightbringerrr/nikkki.jpg

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn182/lightbringerrr/nicole-eggert-03180701.jpg

Yeah, THAT'S the ticket!

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn182/lightbringerrr/jon_lovitz-devil-snl-04.jpg