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Iowanian
01-21-2009, 08:16 PM
Previous threads and discussions have brought this topic to light.

When you have a significant other, serious girlfriend/fiance/wife/husband etc.... how much do you talk about previous "history". Do you want to know what they've done? If asked, how much do/have you revealed?


*first poll attempt pending

88TG88
01-21-2009, 08:16 PM
I don't wanna know.

btlook1
01-21-2009, 08:19 PM
I don't wanna know.

Same here I really wouldn't want to know who's been here before me!

ChiefsCountry
01-21-2009, 08:21 PM
US Army motto - Dont ask, dont tell.

Mecca
01-21-2009, 08:21 PM
It's really not a good idea to have that convo all it's gonna do is lead to someone getting pissed off.

MIAdragon
01-21-2009, 08:23 PM
NOTHING good will come from that conversation.

Chiefs_5627
01-21-2009, 08:24 PM
Unless youre askin a virgin or a hooker, there is nothing you're gonna be happy about hearing. ;)

Otter
01-21-2009, 08:24 PM
I was asked how many? craziest thing? etc by almost every girl friend and my immediate answer since around 2000 (the year 2000) has been "figure out if you really want to know and ask me next time".

Only one has ever asked a 2nd time believe it or not. I also throw it out there that I'll want to know if I have to tell which I'm sure weighs on their decision.

BWillie
01-21-2009, 08:26 PM
Yes. My girlfriend is 24 years old. Only had sex with one person before me. As far as specifics, never really got much into that. She's never really asked me, and it's just something I would lie about. And say like 5 and say something totally made up to make me look like a saint.

Bugeater
01-21-2009, 08:27 PM
It's really not a good idea to have that convo all it's gonna do is lead to someone getting pissed off.

This x eleventy billion.

Iowanian
01-21-2009, 08:37 PM
What I've found, is that women want to know. I've had more than one girlfriend who wanted to know...needed to know numbers, who what where when....and then get pissed off.

I'm not going to lie, I don't want to hear about it, don't want to know. When something does come up, I kind of need to know basics though, my imagination has always been way, way worse than reality.

I had the basic discussion with brideo wanian at one point, no details. She didn't really want the truth, even though she said she did...and while she's a saint in comparison, I didn't want to know.

She didn't exist before me.....and I'm going to assume she learned that in a book or from a girlfriend.

Iowanian
01-21-2009, 08:39 PM
You know it comes up...
"have you ever done "this" before?

You've always used a condom every time, right?

"Have you ever done anal?"

"ever been in a 3way"

WHAT!!! Gross, OMG

maybe its me, but some chics have always thought they wanted to know things that you KNOW they don't want to know.

Mr. Laz
01-21-2009, 08:42 PM
meh ...... keep it generic, i don't need to hear details.


if you've done it, then say you've done it. I just don't need to hear with whom or anything else.

Bugeater
01-21-2009, 08:46 PM
You know it comes up...
"have you ever done "this" before?

You've always used a condom every time, right?

"Have you ever done anal?"

"ever been in a 3way"

WHAT!!! Gross, OMG

maybe its me, but some chics have always thought they wanted to know things that you KNOW they don't want to know.

Eh, they want to know. They need the information to use against you in the future.

Chiefs Pantalones
01-21-2009, 08:46 PM
She asked me and I told her, then I asked her then she told me. We know it was the past so it's not like it matters.

I think both have a right to know.

DeezNutz
01-21-2009, 08:48 PM
Eh, they want to know. They need the information to use against you in the future.

I'm placing a brief comment below the above quotation to show that I agree with the expressed sentiment.

Iowanian
01-21-2009, 08:50 PM
"so, vanilla....just so you know, I went through a wild streak in college, where i used to date this Asian gang...well, they used to like to dook on my chest. I did this video called 2 girls 1 cup that was a pretty big thing on the internet. Kiss me and tell me you love me!"

With the rage of internet and video cameras....Its only a matter of time before significant numbers of people, find their spouses online doing filthy, filthy things.

Chiefs Pantalones
01-21-2009, 08:55 PM
"so, vanilla....just so you know, I went through a wild streak in college, where i used to date this Asian gang...well, they used to like to dook on my chest. I did this video called 2 girls 1 cup that was a pretty big thing on the internet. Kiss me and tell me you love me!"

With the rage of internet and video cameras....Its only a matter of time before significant numbers of people, find their spouses online doing filthy, filthy things.

LMAOROFL oh my i hope not

DeezNutz
01-21-2009, 08:56 PM
"so, vanilla....just so you know, I went through a wild streak in college, where i used to date this Asian gang...well, they used to like to dook on my chest. I did this video called 2 girls 1 cup that was a pretty big thing on the internet. Kiss me and tell me you love me!"

With the rage of internet and video cameras....Its only a matter of time before significant numbers of people, find their spouses online doing filthy, filthy things.

Facebook/MySpace will be the new irreconcilable differences.

"Well, your honor, she has an entire album devoted to her yodeling a tubesteak..."

Bugeater
01-21-2009, 08:56 PM
"so, vanilla....just so you know, I went through a wild streak in college, where i used to date this Asian gang...well, they used to like to dook on my chest. I did this video called 2 girls 1 cup that was a pretty big thing on the internet. Kiss me and tell me you love me!"

With the rage of internet and video cameras....Its only a matter of time before significant numbers of people, find their spouses online doing filthy, filthy things.
I've thought about that, with the amount of porn (that I've heard about) on the internet, you'd think it would only be a matter of time before you found somebody you know. Or worse, somebody you're dating/married to.

I mean, if you were into internet porn. Hypothetically speaking.

crazycoffey
01-21-2009, 08:58 PM
I don't mind telling, and I like knowing.

CHENZ A!
01-21-2009, 09:04 PM
I don't want details but she should tell me if she likes a thumb in her ass otherwise I'll probably do it at some point.

keg in kc
01-21-2009, 09:05 PM
If I ever got involved again, which I won't, I sure as hell wouldn't want to know.

Stuff that happened before shouldn't cause problems, but in the end it always does.

It always does.

Iowanian
01-21-2009, 09:15 PM
I've told this story before.

I had a friend in college from Carthage, who was watching pRon among friends...and noticed the guy with the squash-cokc was his dad.

He said he was pretty pissed off that "that" wasn't geneticly regifted.

Iowanian
01-22-2009, 08:51 AM
Honey, Last time I ate at this restaurant, me and dirty steve DP'd a divorcee' in an AMC pacer trunk out by that very light pole....pass the grey poupon please.

seclark
01-22-2009, 08:59 AM
"only had sex w/3 people before you, baby...your best friend, your sister, and your mother."
sec

Iowanian
01-22-2009, 09:01 AM
I don't mind telling, and I like knowing.

You should probably let her in on your "fishing trips" to brokeback...

Skip Towne
01-22-2009, 09:05 AM
Honey, Last time I ate at this restaurant, me and dirty steve DP'd a divorcee' in an AMC pacer trunk out by that very light pole....pass the grey poupon please.

Pacers didn't have a trunk.

Iowanian
01-22-2009, 09:08 AM
Skip had a difficult time explaining the time he violated the Donner party women from Ogalala to Denver.

Hog's Gone Fishin
01-22-2009, 09:08 AM
Girl to Claythan: So, tell me how many women you've been with.

Claythan: Zero

Girl: Oh come on, tell me the truth.

Claythan: It's true, you'll be my first.

Girl: No the hell I won't you sick pudgy mommas boy. Your pathetic.

Katipan
01-22-2009, 09:18 AM
I tell as much as he asks.
I have no shame.

He's gotta know where I learned how to do a standing round off back spring back tuck onto a penis.

As for me, so long as history doesn't affect my present, I couldn't care less about his past.

kindra68
01-22-2009, 09:24 AM
when asking you, “How many” do you get to sit up and flip your hair back and ask in a sultry voice “Men or Women?”

burt
01-22-2009, 09:29 AM
I tell as much as he asks.
I have no shame.

As for me, so long as history doesn't affect my present, I couldn't care less about his(her) past.

This.

My last serious relationship, before the current Mrs., coerced me into a "Cosmo Quiz"....first off, NEVER let this happen to you, second, it went like this....

Q, A, Q, A, THEN...."How many were there before you?"

Me: "I'll take my mulligan here."
Her: "What's a mulligan?'
me: "Mulligan explanation."
Her: "No, you started so you have to answer all the questions."
Me: "You won't like the answer."
Her: "Go ahead, it won't matter."

so I told her.....

Her response......"Well, I would think that you would be better!"

QuikSsurfer
01-22-2009, 09:30 AM
It's really not a good idea to have that convo all it's gonna do is lead to someone getting pissed off.

This.

Silock
01-22-2009, 09:32 AM
I want to know everything and I divulge nothing.

JOhn
01-22-2009, 09:35 AM
This.

My last serious relationship, before the current Mrs., coerced me into a "Cosmo Quiz"....first off, NEVER let this happen to you, second, it went like this....

Q, A, Q, A, THEN...."How many were there before you?"

Me: "I'll take my mulligan here."
Her: "What's a mulligan?'
me: "Mulligan explanation."
Her: "No, you started so you have to answer all the questions."
Me: "You won't like the answer."
Her: "Go ahead, it won't matter."

so I told her.....

Her response......"Well, I would think that you would be better!"

ROFLROFL

Hammock Parties
01-22-2009, 09:44 AM
Girl to Claythan: So, tell me how many women you've been with.

Claythan: Zero

Girl: Oh come on, tell me the truth.

Claythan: It's true, you'll be my first.

Girl: No the hell I won't you sick pudgy mommas boy. Your pathetic.

That's bullshit. She'll be so turned on by it. We'll go all night. ALL NIGHT.

burt
01-22-2009, 09:45 AM
ROFLROFL

only funny because it's true. I just can't make up that kinda shit!ROFL

burt
01-22-2009, 09:46 AM
That's bullshit. She'll be so turned on by it. We'll go all night. ALL NIGHT.

In your case a light switch will surely help.......

bkkcoh
01-22-2009, 09:48 AM
...
*first poll attempt pending


Congrats, your cherry has been popped. Ironic it is a poll about a sex topic.

Hammock Parties
01-22-2009, 09:48 AM
In your case a light switch will surely help.......

Please. I rate a 9.4 on hotornot.com. I'm an attractive male. Get used to it.

burt
01-22-2009, 09:49 AM
Please. I rate a 9.4 on homornot.com. I'm an attractive male. Get used to it.

FYP

burt
01-22-2009, 09:50 AM
Congrats, your cherry has been popped. Ironic it is a poll about a sex topic.

yeah, but no Gaz option.

Katipan
01-22-2009, 09:57 AM
when asking you, “How many” do you get to sit up and flip your hair back and ask in a sultry voice “Men or Women?”

I like to use a deep trucker voice and call all my partners "Marge."

StcChief
01-22-2009, 10:08 AM
I don't mind telling, and I like knowing.
this.

kindra68
01-22-2009, 10:25 AM
I like to use a deep trucker voice and call all my partners "Marge."
i'm from the South, could you throw in "darlin'" or "sweetheat" or even a "babe"?
It makes me feels special

Katipan
01-22-2009, 10:27 AM
i'm from the South, could you throw in "darlin'" or "sweetheat" or even a "babe"?
It makes me feels special

Are you a blonde?

I'd tell a blonde anything she wanted to hear.

Donger
01-22-2009, 10:31 AM
I told my wife everything before we got engaged. I hoped that it would encourage her competitive side.

She didn't tell me much.

Katipan
01-22-2009, 10:34 AM
I told my wife everything before we got engaged. I hoped that it would encourage her competitive side.

Did it work?
Usually works for me.

Donger
01-22-2009, 10:35 AM
Did it work?
Usually works for me.

No. She didn't last as long as "the whore."

Katipan
01-22-2009, 10:39 AM
No. She didn't last as long as "the whore."

Was that a role your wife was playing, or are we talking about an enterprising young entrepreneur you once knew?

Either way you can't expect Major League Results from AA players.

Donger
01-22-2009, 10:41 AM
Was that a role your wife was playing, or are we talking about an enterprising young entrepreneur you once knew?

Either way you can't expect Major League Results from AA players.

That was how my wife referred to (and still does) the girl I dated for years before she and I got together.

burt
01-22-2009, 10:43 AM
Your ex's name wasn't "Dorn", was it?

Donger
01-22-2009, 10:44 AM
Your ex's name wasn't "Dorn", was it?

No.

Amnorix
01-22-2009, 10:47 AM
That was how my wife referred to (and still does) the girl I dated for years before she and I got together.

Did the ex deserve such a descriptive appellation, or is this just typical eye-clawing chick stuff?

Amnorix
01-22-2009, 10:48 AM
That was how my wife referred to (and still does) the girl I dated for years before she and I got together.

Wait, you dated Phobia's ex-wife for years?


:D

burt
01-22-2009, 10:50 AM
Wait, you dated Phobia's ex-wife for years?


:D

Phobia made my wife fat.........

Donger
01-22-2009, 10:51 AM
Did the ex deserve such a descriptive appellation, or is this just typical eye-clawing chick stuff?

No, she didn't deserve it. She blew me every day for an entire year, and the wife found that to be rather excessive for some reason.

burt
01-22-2009, 10:53 AM
No, she didn't deserve it. She blew me every day for an entire year, and the wife found that to be rather excessive for some reason.

For the first time ever........I am envious of you!

Katipan
01-22-2009, 10:53 AM
No, she didn't deserve it. She blew me every day for an entire year, and the wife found that to be rather excessive for some reason.

...

heh. silly wives.

Amnorix
01-22-2009, 10:57 AM
No, she didn't deserve it. She blew me every day for an entire year, and the wife found that to be rather excessive for some reason.

The word "commendable" comes to mind, not "excessive." :D

Donger
01-22-2009, 10:58 AM
...

heh. silly wives.

Hard act to follow.

Coogs
01-22-2009, 11:07 AM
My wife had a pretty active sex life before we were married. And for that, I am actually pretty thankful. And every once in a while I will request a "story" full of details... minus the names... and both of us really seem to "enjoy" re-living her past adventures... if you know what I mean. ;)

burt
01-22-2009, 11:17 AM
My wife had a pretty active sex life before we were married. And for that, I am actually pretty thankful. And every once in a while I will request a "story" full of details... minus the names... and both of us really seem to "enjoy" re-living her past adventures... if you know what I mean. ;)

I do kinda like this idea.

Donger
01-22-2009, 11:18 AM
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Chiefnj2
01-22-2009, 11:22 AM
My wife had a pretty active sex life before we were married. And for that, I am actually pretty thankful. And every once in a while I will request a "story" full of details... minus the names... and both of us really seem to "enjoy" re-living her past adventures... if you know what I mean. ;)

Does she say things like:

"And then I grabbed his johnson like this, except it was much bigger and fatter than yours, and I moved my lips ...."

Ebolapox
01-22-2009, 11:23 AM
as long as she doesn't get into her 'fingercuffs' history (thank you, kevin smith), the basics are just fine. (unless she's a porn star with over 500 different conquests)

Nzoner
01-22-2009, 11:25 AM
I do kinda like this idea.

My mrs once shared with me what one of her ex's liked and wanted to know if I was game and I was like not only NO but FOCK NO!!




and no it didn't involve live animals you sick bastards :)

burt
01-22-2009, 11:26 AM
Does she say things like:

"And then I grabbed his johnson like this, except it was much bigger and fatter than yours, and I moved my lips ...."

That was just wrong.......ROFL

kindra68
01-22-2009, 11:31 AM
Are you a blonde?

I'd tell a blonde anything she wanted to hear.
always! or for as long as i want to remember, haha

Coogs
01-22-2009, 11:42 AM
Does she say things like:

"And then I grabbed his johnson like this, except it was much bigger and fatter than yours, and I moved my lips ...."


ROFL No. Nothing like that.

crazycoffey
01-22-2009, 12:06 PM
No, she didn't deserve it. She blew me every day for an entire year, and the wife found that to be rather excessive for some reason.

do you still see her on the side?

Donger
01-22-2009, 12:07 PM
do you still see her on the side?

Absolutely not.

crazycoffey
01-22-2009, 12:08 PM
Absolutely not.

so you keep your eyes closed?

Donger
01-22-2009, 12:10 PM
so you keep your eyes closed?

I've never cheated on my wife, and I never will.

crazycoffey
01-22-2009, 12:11 PM
I've never cheated on my wife, and I never will.


but I thought the precedence had been set already, BJ's do not = cheating....
why not though?

Donger
01-22-2009, 12:17 PM
but I thought the precedence had been set already, BJ's do not = cheating....
why not though?

No. No precedent has been set. That happened before my wife and I got together.

crazycoffey
01-22-2009, 12:19 PM
No. No precedent has been set. That happened before my wife and I got together.

clinton set the precendence "I did not have sexual relations with that woman"....

I know the BJ's happened before you married, I'm trying to understand why a daily BJ goes away, what did you do to her?

Donger
01-22-2009, 12:20 PM
clinton set the precendence "I did not have sexual relations with that woman"....

I know the BJ's happened before you married, I'm trying to understand why a daily BJ goes away, what did you do to her?

Precedent.

She was crazy. I eventually got tired of it.

crazycoffey
01-22-2009, 12:23 PM
Precedent.

She was crazy. I eventually got tired of it.




<DD class=date>

I understand crazy, but go get another BJ here and again. Your wife won't care, as long as she doesn't know....


</DD>

Donger
01-22-2009, 12:29 PM
[quote=Donger;5415842]Precedent.


<DD class=date>

I understand crazy, but go get another BJ here and again. Your wife won't care, as long as she doesn't know....
</DD>

I would care.

crazycoffey
01-22-2009, 12:37 PM
I would care.


but why? what would make you care?

Donger
01-22-2009, 12:38 PM
[quote=Donger;5415878]


but why? what would make you care?

Because I respect my marriage and my wife. I don't want anyone else.

Jilly
01-22-2009, 12:38 PM
I sorta want to know just to know what hasn't been done yet and what fantasies haven't been fulfilled so that I can do them. At the same time, if he's done one of my fantasies without me, it's terribly disappointing.

crazycoffey
01-22-2009, 12:52 PM
Because I respect my marriage and my wife. I don't want anyone else.


you can't respect your marriage if you get a hummer? but your wife doesn't respect the marriage by giving you hummers.

Donger
01-22-2009, 12:58 PM
you can't respect your marriage if you get a hummer? but your wife doesn't respect the marriage by giving you hummers.

I won't respond to you until you fix your quote.

crazycoffey
01-22-2009, 02:00 PM
I won't respond to you until you fix your quote.


now fix yours, please....

StcChief
01-22-2009, 02:05 PM
I sorta want to know just to know what hasn't been done yet and what fantasies haven't been fulfilled so that I can do them. At the same time, if he's done one of my fantasies without me, it's terribly disappointing.sounds like a conversation you need to have... when the kids are put down for the nite.

burt
01-22-2009, 04:01 PM
My mrs once shared with me what one of her ex's liked and wanted to know if I was game and I was like not only NO but FOCK NO!!




and no it didn't involve live animals you sick bastards :)

For some of us....an exit is just that.....and ONLY that!

KCHawg
01-22-2009, 05:41 PM
and no it didn't involve live animals you sick bastards :)


DEAD?

DTLB58
01-22-2009, 06:07 PM
My wife had an active sex life before we were married. She for a long time lied about the # of people she had been with because she "thought it would upset me too much."

Come to find out, it didn't upset me when she finally told me. It wasn't anywhere near the # that I thought when she said it was more than she told me.

But, once that conversation started, we both completely opened up about past sexual experience and future sexual experiences. We both realized that, even though we had both been hiding things because of a fear of upsetting the other person, that we had a lot of things that we wanted to do again or wanted to try in the future.

It really was good for our relationship. Sure there are things that I could have gone without knowing as I'm sure that there are things she would have rather not known - but the end result has been a better relationship and a more active & experimental sex life.

These points are the same here.

You must have a open and good sex life IMO to have a great Marriage and we have both! :clap:

Coogs
01-22-2009, 06:24 PM
My wife had an active sex life before we were married. She for a long time lied about the # of people she had been with because she "thought it would upset me too much."

Come to find out, it didn't upset me when she finally told me. It wasn't anywhere near the # that I thought when she said it was more than she told me.

But, once that conversation started, we both completely opened up about past sexual experience and future sexual experiences. We both realized that, even though we had both been hiding things because of a fear of upsetting the other person, that we had a lot of things that we wanted to do again or wanted to try in the future.

It really was good for our relationship. Sure there are things that I could have gone without knowing as I'm sure that there are things she would have rather not known - but the end result has been a better relationship and a more active & experimental sex life.

Yep! :thumb:

Redrum_69
01-22-2009, 07:05 PM
The single utmost answer to when your wife or girlfriend asks you about how many women you have slept with...


"what state are we talking about?"