Need a little help here....

[Gonzo]

Ok Gang....


I'm going to Denver next month for a convention/company wide meeting and they are asking everyone to wear something that represents our particular state. Now then, I live in Nebraska and I REFUSE to wear anything cornhusker related. (Mizzou fan) I'm going with two other people, (one of which is a goddamn Husker fan) he wants to wear corn heads. I told him to F*** off.

Give me some ideas please, remember now all of my bosses are going to be there so nothing too stupid.
Thanks in advance.

[Goapics1]

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b253/RioDuranie/cornhole_shirt_large.gif

[Gonzo]

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b253/RioDuranie/cornhole_shirt_large.gif

I wish...

[tyton75]

Dress like a Scarecrow??

[Donger]

Perhaps wear a T-shirt with a picture of Warren Buffet on it?

[Molitoth]

Perhaps wear a T-shirt with a picture of Warren Buffet on it?

lol

[tyton75]

Or a shirt proclaiming he benefits of Ethanol?

[Iowanian]

You could dress like Iowa's mentally challenged brother.

[Gonzo]

You could dress like Iowa's mentally challenged brother.

Someone suggested the CWS but I'd have no idea what to put together.

[Iowanian]

If you were from Iowa, you could wear a giant light bulb hat, to demonstrate that you're always thinking of great things.


You live over the boarder, so you could signify that with a 60 watt bulb.

[Gonzo]

If you were from Iowa, you could wear a giant light bulb hat, to demonstrate that you're always thinking of great things.


You live over the boarder, so you could signify that with a 60 watt bulb.

If you are trying to coerce me into some sort of border war smack it's not going to work. I've been through Iowa several times; I know what you people are like.

Case in point, have you ever been to Council Bluffs?

There you go.

[morphius]

From my time in Omaha, I would recommend an orange barrel.

[morphius]

If you are trying to coerce me into some sort of border war smack it's not going to work. I've been through Iowa several times; I know what you people are like.

Case in point, have you ever been to Council Bluffs?

There you go.
Council Bluffs = Arm Pit of Iowa.

Though it was the place were we were actually picked up by strippers, which is odd.

[Iowanian]

Iowans are not responsible for CouncilTucky. Omaha is at fault for exiling those mullet-Americans.


I'm not trying to goad you into boarder smack. Thats for MUrons and Gayhawks. I'm trying to offer a friendly, midwest advice on looking cooler than the corn cap.

[Rain Man]

1. Wear a Will Shields jersey.

2. Dress like a Conestoga wagon driver.

3. Wear dirty clothing and tell them you're the dust bowl.

4. Wear a stovepipe hat and black jacket and go as Lincoln.

5. Dress in silver and go as an Amtrak train. Occasionally fall over with a derailment.

[Iowanian]

Douse yourself in Honey. Roll around in the sand pile. Have someone remove cat feces.

Go as The Sand hills.

[MIAdragon]

How about this?


http://i3.iofferphoto.com/img/item/477/456/46/White_ShortSleeve_T-Shirt-1.jpg







because there is nothing to do in NE?

[ClevelandBronco]

From my time in Omaha, I would recommend an orange barrel.

That's not going to work.

http://blog.lib.umn.edu/maasx003/Vikings/images/barrel%20man%20bobble.jpg

[blueballs]

It doesn't matter
no one cares about Nebraska

[Gonzo]

Iowans are not responsible for CouncilTucky. Omaha is at fault for exiling those mullet-Americans.


I'm not trying to goad you into boarder smack. Thats for MUrons and Gayhawks. I'm trying to offer a friendly, midwest advice on looking cooler than the corn cap.

Agreed...

Like I said, not from here, hate the Huskers.

I was thinking camo tuxedo seeing that the only thing to do here is hunting.

[MIAdragon]

Agreed...

Like I said, not from here, hate the Huskers.

I was thinking camo tuxedo seeing that the only thing to do here is hunting.

Holy SHIT!!

http://www.stacyreeves.com/blogpics/camotux.jpg


ROFLROFLROFLROFL

[Gonzo]

Holy SHIT!!

http://www.stacyreeves.com/blogpics/camotux.jpg


ROFLROFLROFLROFL

That...

Is....

AWESOME!!!!

[TommyHawk69]

Omaha Beef jersey
John Deere tractor something
International tractor something(depending on which way you swing)
Lancers hockey shirt
OPPD hat
Woodmen of the world shirt

Other than that I got nothing

[Iowanian]

I'd LOVE to get a camo tux or suit. I'd want it in "real tree" or mossy oak breakup though.

Thats awesome.

[Buck]

Lincoln Hat w/ traditional Lincoln Goatee

[Skip Towne]

Yeah, you'll get a lot of good ideas on here.

[Buck]

You could cover yourself in wheat.

[blueballs]

just needs bright orange pipping down the legs

[sedated]

<img src="http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Club/6405/imidaho.gif">

"and a special award to the 2 students that obviously had no help from their parents"

"I'm Idaho!"

[Dartgod]

Dress up as the Kool-Aid Man.

http://photos.killervirgo.com/Kool-AidMan.jpg

Kool-Aid was invented by Edwin Perkins (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edwin_Perkins) and his wife Kitty in Hastings, Nebraska

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kool-Aid

[Iowanian]

Interesting.

My guess would have been George Washington Carver for sure.

[ClevelandBronco]

Interesting.

My guess would have been George Washington Carver for sure.

Blackface is a great career move. Do it.

[Emo_Channel_Rick]

Blackface is a great career move. Do it.

Why not; just ask Ted Danson. ROFL
I say find a Nebr related nonHusker lepel pin or maybe a tie-tack.

[bevis369]

Dress as a cow.

[JuicesFlowing]

http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/9574/pershingvl8.jpg

[Bugeater]

http://www.pioneer.com/CMRoot/Pioneer/country_store/hats/cap_twill_mesh.gif

[Goldmember]

dress up as the Nebraska State Capitol building, which looks like a giant penis

[Spott]

http://i396.photobucket.com/albums/pp43/graham12345678/childrenofcorn1.jpg

[Oz_Chief]

Ok Gang....


I'm going to Denver next month for a convention/company wide meeting and they are asking everyone to wear something that represents our particular state. Now then, I live in Nebraska and I REFUSE to wear anything cornhusker related. (Mizzou fan) I'm going with two other people, (one of which is a goddamn Husker fan) he wants to wear corn heads. I told him to F*** off.

Give me some ideas please, remember now all of my bosses are going to be there so nothing too stupid.
Thanks in advance.

What about Omaha Royals or Lincoln Saltdogs gear?

[Smed1065]

You could dress like Iowa's mentally challenged .

Too obvious.

[Bugeater]

What about Omaha Royals or Lincoln Saltdogs gear?

The Royals are getting kicked out of their ballpark in a couple years and may leave Omaha, that should tell you about how much anyone cares about them here.