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MOhillbilly
02-11-2009, 11:25 AM
what has happened to me? have i grown old and soft?
my boss tells me yesterday that someone was in my truck. weve played this game here at work before being located next to a brown derby we get lots of drunks and riff raff types. so i think ya right he is pulling my leg.
upon further inspection i see there is a person in my truck.
i walk out to where the vehicle is parked and theres a drunk layin in the floor board and he has a pack of Ron JOn cards my mother gave me in one hand and my change in the other.
i never hesitate, i punch the guy in the nose breaking it, as his head comes back up i grab him by the jacket and throw him across the parkin lot and he lands face first breaking a few teeth out. as he is spiting teeth and trying to get up i kick him, at that point my boss yells and i stop.
at the time i didnt feel bad cause i was pissed, i hate liars and thieves,but as i reflected on it later i couldnt help but think he didnt deserve to have his face punched in over acouple bucks in change and a deck of cards.
i didnt press charges but he ended up pissing the cops off and they hauled him off anyway.

Goapics1
02-11-2009, 11:26 AM
Pussy!/~Midnight_Vulture

blueballs
02-11-2009, 11:27 AM
lawsuit
-delete this thread for your own protection

Brock
02-11-2009, 11:28 AM
No, he deserved it. Don't second guess it.

Skip Towne
02-11-2009, 11:30 AM
You should have stabbed him in the face.

jwazzie
02-11-2009, 11:30 AM
I didn't know drunks laying in vehicles had teeth.

burt
02-11-2009, 11:32 AM
I am a democrat....I woulda gave him a few bucks, patted him on the ass and sent him on his way.......

MOhillbilly
02-11-2009, 11:33 AM
You should have stabbed him in the face.

my first thought.

ottawa_chiefs_fan
02-11-2009, 11:34 AM
seriously - delete thread....never admit to a felony on the intraweb, man (BTW - did you ever wonder where that $3,000 in casino cash came from?)

MOhillbilly
02-11-2009, 11:35 AM
lawsuit
-delete this thread for your own protection

whatever, missouri has new laws that say i can use force to protect myself and my belongings with (deadly if necessary)force be it home or vehicle.

MOhillbilly
02-11-2009, 11:36 AM
seriously - delete thread....never admit to a felony on the intraweb, man (BTW - did you ever wonder where that $3,000 in casino cash came from?)

yes i did. and if i were in trouble the POLICE THAT WERE THERE WOULD HAVE SAID SOMETHING.

Mr. Flopnuts
02-11-2009, 11:37 AM
Well, if having compassion for people who are going through probably the roughest times of their lives makes you a pussy, then I am the king of the pussies. I can live with that. Can you?

SenselessChiefsFan
02-11-2009, 11:37 AM
what has happened to me? have i grown old and soft?
my boss tells me yesterday that someone was in my truck. weve played this game here at work before being located next to a brown derby we get lots of drunks and riff raff types. so i think ya right he is pulling my leg.
upon further inspection i see there is a person in my truck.
i walk out to where the vehicle is parked and theres a drunk layin in the floor board and he has a pack of Ron JOn cards my mother gave me in one hand and my change in the other.
i never hesitate, i punch the guy in the nose breaking it, as his head comes back up i grab him by the jacket and throw him across the parkin lot and he lands face first breaking a few teeth out. as he is spiting teeth and trying to get up i kick him, at that point my boss yells and i stop.
at the time i didnt feel bad cause i was pissed, i hate liars and thieves,but as i reflected on it later i couldnt help but think he didnt deserve to have his face punched in over acouple bucks in change and a deck of cards.
i didnt press charges but he ended up pissing the cops off and they hauled him off anyway.

lock your doors.

Brock
02-11-2009, 11:39 AM
Well, if having compassion for people who are going through probably the roughest times of their lives makes you a pussy, then I am the king of the pussies. I can live with that. Can you?

Huh?

burt
02-11-2009, 11:41 AM
Huh?

Us democrats are out heavy today.....

Skip Towne
02-11-2009, 11:42 AM
lock your doors.

Then you wouldn't get to punch him.

Gonzo
02-11-2009, 11:44 AM
Well, if having compassion for people who are going through probably the roughest times of their lives makes you a pussy, then I am the king of the pussies. I can live with that. Can you?




I hate vagrants, fuck them...Get a job or throw yourselves of a bridge. Smelly bastards.

Granted (for you bleeding hearts) some of them have just fallen on rough times and can't find work but guys like this one deserved what he got.
90% are drunks or drug addicts, trust me I deal with them as part of my job quite often.

kcfanXIII
02-11-2009, 11:44 AM
i see no problem, and wouldn't lose sleep. drunk or sober, he should know not to steal. got what he deserved, IMO. of course i have a low tolerence of drunks, i can't stand the slurred speach, or their inability to comprehend anything. i'm all for going out and having some beers, and even the occasional sloshing, but if you're drunk enough to pass out in somebody's truck while you're robbing them, you deserve to have your face ran accross a cheese grater.

sedated
02-11-2009, 11:47 AM
I hate vagrants, **** them...Get a job or throw yourselves of a bridge. Smelly bastards.

Granted (for you bleeding hearts) some of them have just fallen on rough times and can't find work but guys like this one deserved what he got.
90% are drunks or drug addicts, trust me I deal with them as part of my job quite often.

the ones that have fallen on hard times will probably work their way out of it, and aren't the ones breaking into cars to steal pocket change.

Bob Dole
02-11-2009, 11:50 AM
You haven't gotten old and soft. It's the Obamaffect.

Brock
02-11-2009, 11:51 AM
you've become a kinder, gentler headstomper.

Iowanian
02-11-2009, 11:52 AM
I think we all gain perspective with age.

I think you did was a natural reaction. You work hard to get what you have and you have the right to protect it and get pissed off when someone tries to take it.

I think its also natural as we age that we see things differently. I know I feel guilty about a kid I beat up in Jr high over $5 taken from my wallet, and another in High school that stole clothes from me. Looking back, I didn't have much at the time, either myself or my parents had worked hard for that, and I reacted...somewhat savagely. Looking back, both of those kids probably needed it worse than I did(the stuff, not the beating).

I think you should call it even.

luv
02-11-2009, 11:52 AM
Us democrats are out heavy today.....

I'm a democrat, but in no way, shape, or form would I let someone steal from me. Would I have punched him? No. WOuld I have thrown him across the parking lot? Probably. Would I give him cash? Are you kidding?

Iowanian
02-11-2009, 11:54 AM
I'll bet if you think about it....there is some caveman instinct that feels good today, that you can still defend your cave.

rambleonthruthefog
02-11-2009, 11:54 AM
someone passed out in YOUR vehicle stealing YOUR stuff equals azz whippin' everytime. no need to feel guilty.

Demonpenz
02-11-2009, 11:54 AM
broke into the wrong persons vehicle.

Frazod
02-11-2009, 11:57 AM
You did the right thing as far as I'm concerned. Nice work. :thumb:

InChiefsHeaven
02-11-2009, 11:58 AM
I would have called the cops myself, but that's just me. I mean, unless the dude is a threat to you, IMO no need to lay down the beating. But, you are in your rights to do so. Myself personally, I don't get physical unless I or someone else is in danger. If the dude was passed out, I'd have just called the cops. If he was up and active, then I could see smacking him around to at least keep him there until the cops show up.

Demonpenz
02-11-2009, 12:01 PM
Sometimes you use it or you loose it. If you get what you want in life by being a hardass, nothing wrong with alittle brush up on smashing heads if it is within reason

bogey
02-11-2009, 12:03 PM
I commend you for your courage. I also commend you for having a conscience. I would have flashed mad myself and likely reacted the same way. However, since I'm Ollie Stewart sized, I would have likely gotten my ass wooped. You know what I mean.

SAUTO
02-11-2009, 12:08 PM
THAT guy is lucky it wasnt my truck, the boss yelling wouldnt have stopped me

bowener
02-11-2009, 12:11 PM
I hate vagrants, **** them...Get a job or throw yourselves of a bridge. Smelly bastards.

Granted (for you bleeding hearts) some of them have just fallen on rough times and can't find work but guys like this one deserved what he got.
90% are drunks or drug addicts, trust me I deal with them as part of my job quite often.

The overwhelming majority of homeless are severely mentally troubled. Most are supposed to be on meds for things such as schizophrenia, problem is since the USA doesn't have cheap or free drugs, they cant afford them, so they stop taking them, then they are crazy and cant get a job.... b/c they are crazy. They once were in "nut houses" but that method of 'treatment' was mostly destroyed in the 80's, so they just wander the street since their family abandoned them, and they arent sane enough to get a job. A lot of Vietnam vets end up this way due to their PTSD as well.

Almost none of the homeless you see choose to live that life by virtue of laziness. That makes little sense and has little evidence to justify it. I am pretty sure it takes a hell of a lot more to be homeless than it does to get up every week day at 6am and go to work from 9 to 5. They are most likely drunks or addicts due to self medication, or they use it as a way to get out of (temporarily) the shit existence they are in. Wouldn't you drink your mind into oblivion if you were mentally troubled and unable to get/keep a job or have a dry place to sleep at night? Probably easier to pass out and piss yourself than think about everything.

Otter
02-11-2009, 12:11 PM
Self-realization is good and in many cases, such as this one, so are stompings.

Maybe he'll think twice before doing it next time and have something to think about next time he looks in the mirror in the meantime.

jwazzie
02-11-2009, 12:17 PM
You should have built an octogon and got it on!!

Tiger's Fan
02-11-2009, 12:19 PM
The overwhelming majority of homeless are severely mentally troubled. Most are supposed to be on meds for things such as schizophrenia, problem is since the USA doesn't have cheap or free drugs, they cant afford them, so they stop taking them, then they are crazy and cant get a job.... b/c they are crazy. They once were in "nut houses" but that method of 'treatment' was mostly destroyed in the 80's, so they just wander the street since their family abandoned them, and they arent sane enough to get a job. A lot of Vietnam vets end up this way due to their PTSD as well.

Almost none of the homeless you see choose to live that life by virtue of laziness. That makes little sense and has little evidence to justify it. I am pretty sure it takes a hell of a lot more to be homeless than it does to get up every week day at 6am and go to work from 9 to 5. They are most likely drunks or addicts due to self medication, or they use it as a way to get out of (temporarily) the shit existence they are in. Wouldn't you drink your mind into oblivion if you were mentally troubled and unable to get/keep a job or have a dry place to sleep at night? Probably easier to pass out and piss yourself than think about everything.

It's funny, I never see people with these sentiments opening their homes up to the homeless. But the stream of excuses is endless.

Rain Man
02-11-2009, 12:19 PM
Occupational hazard of being a truck burglar. As long as you stopped before it became a Rodney King thing, it's a learning experience for the drunken criminal.

Plus, you have a personal brand that you have to reinforce to the public.

And on a different note, why does my signature say I don't want pork ribs? I'm fine with getting pork ribs.

sedated
02-11-2009, 12:22 PM
It's funny, I never see people with these sentiments opening their homes up to the homeless. But the stream of excuses is endless.

I don't see how agreeing with that assessment requires one to "open their homes" to the homeless.

MOhillbilly
02-11-2009, 12:32 PM
to be honest if he would have asked me for change and i had abit to spair i would have given it to him. if he had asked while eating lunch i would have split my lunch.
ive done it before.

having worked ,gone to school, and hung out here for years i understand there are diffrent types from the pathetic to the outright dangerous. From vets on hard times and those who claim to be vets so they can get a handout.
had a fella tell me once he needed .50c for bus fair so he could get across town to buy a car.(ya right)
to those who just need a drink and tell me so( i can understand that).

Phobia
02-11-2009, 12:52 PM
It just means you're maturing. Nothing wrong with that. I wouldn't sweat it too much. Dude was stealing and got his just due.

Also, you're an idiot for leaving your ride unsecured. Smash yourself in the face with an iron bar so you won't do that again.

Simply Red
02-11-2009, 12:54 PM
'Thanks for the ride, lady.'

plbrdude
02-11-2009, 01:03 PM
yes i did. and if i were in trouble the POLICE THAT WERE THERE WOULD HAVE SAID SOMETHING.

not that you were in trouble with police, but remember how twisted our court system is. said drunk person may find a lawyer w/o any scruples and tell him he got beat up for passing out in a vehicle that wasn't his.
lawyer will think pain and suffering, lost time from drinking, and mental anguish. must be a $500,000 case here.

Brock
02-11-2009, 01:05 PM
not that you were in trouble with police, but remember how twisted our court system is. said drunk person may find a lawyer w/o any scruples and tell him he got beat up for passing out in a vehicle that wasn't his.
lawyer will think pain and suffering, lost time from drinking, and mental anguish. must be a $500,000 case here.

Depends on if there were witnesses or not. Otherwise the guy just drunkenly fell down and smashed his face.

MOhillbilly
02-11-2009, 01:06 PM
It just means you're maturing. Nothing wrong with that. I wouldn't sweat it too much. Dude was stealing and got his just due.

Also, you're an idiot for leaving your ride unsecured. Smash yourself in the face with an iron bar so you won't do that again.

phob its an 80 dodge P/U with a alpine tapedeck(doesnt work sittin on dash). didnt think any thief would give it a second look. i use it as a farm truck and it hasnt been off the farm in years. only reason im driving it is cause they laidoff the warehouse guy put me back in the warehouse and sent my car to another tech.

StcChief
02-11-2009, 01:06 PM
I am a democrat....I woulda gave him a few bucks, patted him on the ass and sent him on his way.......just hoping you had lunch money. Give him a $5 spot for lunch (Boones Farm) let him sleep it off.

Bweb
02-11-2009, 01:07 PM
It just means you're maturing. Nothing wrong with that. I wouldn't sweat it too much. Dude was stealing and got his just due.

Also, you're an idiot for leaving your ride unsecured. Smash yourself in the face with an iron bar so you won't do that again.


This is what I was thinking. Did you leave your car unlocked? Not that being unlocked justifies it getting broke into...but it may have been enough of a deterent for the bum to move along. Just saying....:shrug:

MOhillbilly
02-11-2009, 01:07 PM
not that you were in trouble with police, but remember how twisted our court system is. said drunk person may find a lawyer w/o any scruples and tell him he got beat up for passing out in a vehicle that wasn't his.
lawyer will think pain and suffering, lost time from drinking, and mental anguish. must be a $500,000 case here.

wasnt sleepin he was laying in the floorboard hiding and stealing.

plbrdude
02-11-2009, 01:09 PM
Depends on if there were witnesses or not. Otherwise the guy just drunkenly fell down and smashed his face.

true. unfortunately there is too much of that type stuff happening. greed can make one do horrible things.

plbrdude
02-11-2009, 01:11 PM
wasnt sleepin he was laying in the floorboard hiding and stealing.

that's even worse. for some reason i thought he was so drunk he passed out in your truck.

Radar Chief
02-11-2009, 01:14 PM
Older? Certainly. Softer? Doesn’t hardly sound like it.
Thieves rank just barely above baby rapers. Fuck that guy.

teedubya
02-11-2009, 01:15 PM
probably a Mizzou fan.

ChiefsOne
02-11-2009, 01:20 PM
You might need a Tetanus shot.

ChiefsOne
02-11-2009, 01:21 PM
probably a Mizzou fan.


That's why he got off easy, he would have ended a KU fan.

Mr. Flopnuts
02-11-2009, 01:22 PM
Huh?

Well, I think it's obvious the guy is sick. While it doesn't justify his actions, I would feel sorry for breaking some dude's nose that is probably battling the worst demons of his life to begin with.

Saulbadguy
02-11-2009, 01:22 PM
You should have stabbed him in the face.

Hey, that's my line.

Brock
02-11-2009, 01:24 PM
Well, I think it's obvious the guy is sick. While it doesn't justify his actions, I would feel sorry for breaking some dude's nose that is probably battling the worst demons of his life to begin with.

If you find yourself picking up pocket change off the floor of some old pickup truck for your next drink I'd say the demons won.

Mr. Flopnuts
02-11-2009, 01:25 PM
If you find yourself picking up pocket change off the floor of some old pickup truck for your next drink I'd say the demons won.

Oh no doubt. And in no way am I justifying the guys actions, or saying I would've reacted differently. But I know me, and I would've found a way to feel like shit over it later. In the grand scheme of things, it's not the end of the world. But at the same point, if the guy never does it again then MO taught him a valuable lesson. He could've gotten shot in the face over what amounts to a 22 oz. can of Steel Reserve.

El Jefe
02-11-2009, 01:26 PM
seriously - delete thread....never admit to a felony on the intraweb, man (BTW - did you ever wonder where that $3,000 in casino cash came from?)

Says the guy not even under American Jurisdiction LMAO.

El Jefe
02-11-2009, 01:28 PM
Older? Certainly. Softer? Doesn’t hardly sound like it.
Thieves rank just barely above baby rapers. **** that guy.

THIS. I wouldn't have touched him though, I would of just called the Cops. MOhillbilly sleeps with a night light, not because he's afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of him.

Hog's Gone Fishin
02-11-2009, 01:33 PM
Well, if having compassion for people who are going through probably the roughest times of their lives makes you a pussy, then I am the king of the pussies. I can live with that. Can you?


Yeah. Think about that . You should have gave him $100 and a Blow Job.

fan4ever
02-11-2009, 01:35 PM
The overwhelming majority of homeless are severely mentally troubled. Most are supposed to be on meds for things such as schizophrenia, problem is since the USA doesn't have cheap or free drugs, they cant afford them, so they stop taking them, then they are crazy and cant get a job.... b/c they are crazy. They once were in "nut houses" but that method of 'treatment' was mostly destroyed in the 80's, so they just wander the street since their family abandoned them, and they arent sane enough to get a job. A lot of Vietnam vets end up this way due to their PTSD as well.

Almost none of the homeless you see choose to live that life by virtue of laziness. That makes little sense and has little evidence to justify it. I am pretty sure it takes a hell of a lot more to be homeless than it does to get up every week day at 6am and go to work from 9 to 5. They are most likely drunks or addicts due to self medication, or they use it as a way to get out of (temporarily) the shit existence they are in. Wouldn't you drink your mind into oblivion if you were mentally troubled and unable to get/keep a job or have a dry place to sleep at night? Probably easier to pass out and piss yourself than think about everything.

So you must be directly involved with the homeless in some way; you wouldn't just be using generalities or stereotypes?

Mr. Flopnuts
02-11-2009, 01:37 PM
Yeah. Think about that . You should have gave him $100 and a Blow Job.

You're such a billy bad ass. We should've sent him to your house so you could rub one out watching him jerk off your hogs.

Skip Towne
02-11-2009, 01:38 PM
Hey, that's my line.

I got it from Mo years ago.

Hog's Gone Fishin
02-11-2009, 01:44 PM
You're such a billy bad ass. We should've sent him to your house so you could rub one out watching him jerk off your hogs.

you dipshit! Do you really think ANYONE can jerk off a hog. It takes lots of training. and I mean lots!

Skip Towne
02-11-2009, 01:44 PM
THIS. I wouldn't have touched him though, I would of just called the Cops. MOhillbilly sleeps with a night light, not because he's afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of him.

When the boogeyman goes to bed at night , he checks under the bed for Mo.

DeezNutz
02-11-2009, 01:52 PM
Welcome to the Midwest.

Ask for help, and you'll probably get it.

Ask for trouble, and you'll get that too, plus a broken nose and a few less teeth.

El Jefe
02-11-2009, 01:53 PM
When the boogeyman goes to bed at night , he checks under the bed for Mo.

MO's tears cure cancer....too bad he has never cried.

jwazzie
02-11-2009, 01:55 PM
O.k., O.k., look, there will be nobody jerking off hogs, watching it, and giving $100 in the process. If it was a cow that might be different.

tooge
02-11-2009, 02:00 PM
you should pay for all of his dental work now :)

JuicesFlowing
02-11-2009, 02:05 PM
http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/8205/roadhouseqe6.jpg

Molitoth
02-11-2009, 02:12 PM
This happened to me once... story:

I was in the grocery store at age 18 with my sister in law, getting some snack food and beer. I come out of the store with a few bags of groceries in my hand, only to see my dome light on inside my car and a figure in the passenger seat. I dropped the bags to the ground and without thinking, yelled "hey you" while running towards him. As he sees me running full speed across the lot, he gets out of my car and starts running towards this piece of crap truck. As he opens the drivers side door, I jump kick him into it following instantly with a stike to the nose. He grabs his face as I start wailing on him with more shots to the face. He scratches me on the arm which causing an immense amount of blood dripping all over from me. At this point he gets his keys in the ignition and turn the truck on. With me still hanging in the door and stroking him (I had to of broke his jaw, I have seriously not even punched a bag this many times) I landed a great shot right as he threw the truck in gear. He falls over and drives right into the giant lightpole concrete base. At this point I had jumped out of the drivers side door and was watching him attempt his get-away. My sister in law was screaming the entire time.... it was pure chaos. Well he ended up driving down the street in his beat up rusted out truck with the muffler dragging... (like in the movies it seriously was causing sparks). Some dirty man, prolly in his mid thirties. For you St. Joe people this happened down at the old Green Hills on S. 22nd street. (Not the best part of town).

Anyway, the dude could have had a knife or a gun, but initial reaction took over. I was young and stupid, but I do not regret it. I still wonder if that dude learned his lesson.... a wrecked truck, a broken jaw, and he actually didn't even end up stealing anything of mine.

The best part was some 80 year old hunchback lady watched the whole thing and when it was all over she comes over to me and says, "wow I wouldn't fuck with you." - lol
I still have a 4 inch scar on my arm to this day... the bastard clawed me!

raybec 4
02-11-2009, 02:15 PM
wasnt sleepin he was laying in the floorboard hiding and stealing.

For the record, I was not stealing or sleeping I was looking for an opportunity to make you aware that your personal belongings were unsecure. I only noticed because I swear I heard kitties crying from under your seat and wanted to rescue them. I will be sending you my dental bills post haste.

jwazzie
02-11-2009, 02:15 PM
They may not have teeth, but they do have claws.

Mr. Flopnuts
02-11-2009, 02:25 PM
you dipshit! Do you really think ANYONE can jerk off a hog. It takes lots of training. and I mean lots!

LMAO I couldn't help but laugh. Good one.

Katipan
02-11-2009, 02:28 PM
Almost none of the homeless you see choose to live that life by virtue of laziness. That makes little sense and has little evidence to justify it. I am pretty sure it takes a hell of a lot more to be homeless than it does to get up every week day at 6am and go to work from 9 to 5. They are most likely drunks or addicts due to self medication, or they use it as a way to get out of (temporarily) the shit existence they are in. Wouldn't you drink your mind into oblivion if you were mentally troubled and unable to get/keep a job or have a dry place to sleep at night? Probably easier to pass out and piss yourself than think about everything.


Have you ever talked to them? The quiet smiley ones? Not the ones batting at invisible birds. I do. Some of them are just totally happy to be lazy. I'd go so far as to say many of them. $5 will feed you in any city. It'll feed you in any town. Any professional pan handler can certainly beg, scrounge, dig, search, recover $5. Hell, McDonalds trash bins will feed you and the $5 can go to a couple 40s. For some people... to wake up, eat, drink, and lounge is the perfect life.

Not all homeless people are victims.
The one Mohillbilly beat the shit out of included.

Inspector
02-11-2009, 03:09 PM
Difficult to have a lot of sympathy for a thief. And hard to excuse.

Now he'll have to steal money for soft food I guess.

Otter
02-11-2009, 03:09 PM
Have you ever talked to them? The quiet smiley ones? Not the ones batting at invisible birds. I do. Some of them are just totally happy to be lazy. I'd go so far as to say many of them. $5 will feed you in any city. It'll feed you in any town. Any professional pan handler can certainly beg, scrounge, dig, search, recover $5. Hell, McDonalds trash bins will feed you and the $5 can go to a couple 40s. For some people... to wake up, eat, drink, and lounge is the perfect life.

Not all homeless people are victims.
The one Mohillbilly beat the shit out of included.

Sounds like the summer of '96 living at Ocean City, MD except I lived of Phillips Buffet leftovers instead of McDonalds.

With humans being such a social animals and those guys having so much time on their hands I wonder what they talk about when they get together. I can’t imagine their up on or even care for that matter about current affairs, technology, possessions, reviews, video games, golf, classes, work…

Bob: you see my new box?
Joe: nice
Bob: think it was for a washing machine
Joe: or a dryer
Bob: could have been
Joe: dishwasher too
Bob: should last through a rainstorm or two
Joe: yup

Nope, can’t say I’d be too excited to be a fly on the wall during a hobo conference.

blueballs
02-11-2009, 03:16 PM
I've never walked a mile in a hobo's shoes
I do realize none of us are more than a moment
of wrong place at the wrong time away

Iowanian
02-11-2009, 03:33 PM
A lesson learned.


I'll bet this guy is sitting in a McDonalds, carefully sipping coffee he bought with the $1.23 he got in his pocket before Chuck Norris curb stomped him.

He's writing a note with a borrowed pen on a napkin that says


"Nowt 2 Seff.
Only Wob Twucks wif Pees syn or Obama bumper stickows"

raybec 4
02-11-2009, 03:46 PM
It took me a second to figure out what pees syn was.

MOhillbilly
02-11-2009, 03:48 PM
A lesson learned.


I'll bet this guy is sitting in a McDonalds, carefully sipping coffee he bought with the $1.23 he got in his pocket before Chuck Norris curb stomped him.

He's writing a note with a borrowed pen on a napkin that says


"Nowt 2 Seff.
Only Wob Twucks wif Pees syn or Obama bumper stickows"

my truck sticker has two pistols crossed and says "my homeland security"
FYI

Iowanian
02-11-2009, 03:50 PM
Never rob a house with a truck that looks like it might have a gun rack....or a string of teef beads hanging from the rear view.

Otter
02-11-2009, 03:58 PM
Never rob a house with a truck that looks like it might have a gun rack....or a string of teef beads hanging from the rear view.

I'd think twice about robbing a truck that had a necklace of human teeth hanging from the mirror.

Next time in the mid west MO I'm gonna sneak one of these on your bumper:

http://images6.cafepress.com/product/102731916v16_350x350_Front.jpg

keg in kc
02-11-2009, 04:01 PM
For some people... to wake up, eat, drink, and lounge is the perfect life.*raises hand*

Orlandochiefsgrl
02-11-2009, 04:15 PM
you should have punched your boss in the face for yelling at you when you are the victim

Otter
02-11-2009, 04:21 PM
you should have punched your boss in the face for yelling at you when you are the victim

Wow. I think we're up to like 5 girls here.

Put a shirt on Iowanian

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/spacegoon/FatNerd.jpg

MOhillbilly
02-11-2009, 04:22 PM
you should have punched your boss in the face for yelling at you when you are the victim

im glad he did cause i would have beat him till he couldnt or wouldnt get up. then i could have gotten introuble.

keg in kc
02-11-2009, 04:23 PM
Wow. I think we're up to like 5 girls here.

Put a shirt on Iowanian

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/spacegoon/FatNerd.jpgI thought that was me for a second, but his back's not hairy enough.

MahiMike
02-11-2009, 04:35 PM
I figure if someone is desperate enough to do that, they need it more than you do. You're an ass for doing that to him and should pay for his doctor bills.

Iowanian
02-11-2009, 04:39 PM
I figure if someone is desperate enough to do that, they need it more than you do. You're an ass for doing that to him and should pay for his doctor bills.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_IIDWHa2_0NY/R7l-zUSdCGI/AAAAAAAAARQ/X8VeFn9zy8A/s400/Bullshit.jpg

DeezNutz
02-11-2009, 04:44 PM
I figure if someone is desperate enough to do that, they need it more than you do. You're an ass for doing that to him and should pay for his doctor bills.

Could you forward me your bank account balance and number?

I need to know if I need it more than you do.

burt
02-11-2009, 04:58 PM
Shit, I still say I'd give him $5 and tell him to shop else where. It's the democratic way...share the wealth. I have it, he don't....I should give him some. Matter of fact, just because I am employed, I am gonna go give $50 at random to homless guys. I love bein' a democrat.

blueballs
02-11-2009, 05:22 PM
It was at his work place
that'd be like feeding a stray dog at home

Tiger's Fan
02-11-2009, 05:35 PM
I figure if someone is desperate enough to do that, they need it more than you do. You're an ass for doing that to him and should pay for his doctor bills.

People are always generous with OTHER peoples shit.

kchero
02-11-2009, 05:47 PM
I had a simular story. I remember about 4 years ago when I was 21 I just got out of a chicken joint in my old neighborhood "Bannister and Blue Ridge area" for lunch and some bum was asking me for a ride. I told him "Sorry, I have to get back to work." and he said something smart and as I got in my car I could hear him trying to open my passenger door. Without a thought I got out of my car and pushed him as he fell backward and fell on the ground. I was so pissed I laid a knee on his chest and punched him in the face a good 5 maybe 6 times. His nose and lip were all cut up pretty bad and I just stood up and yelled some curse words at him and got back in my car and drove back to work...I remember driving onto the main street and just seeing him still lying there motionless....he was probably drunk or something.
Looking back I should have been smart and just drove off, but something just snapped in my head.

sportsman1
02-11-2009, 05:59 PM
He was just looking for CHANGE.

burt
02-11-2009, 06:01 PM
He was just looking for CHANGE.

Spare change.......

Bwana
02-11-2009, 06:47 PM
I figure if someone is desperate enough to do that, they need it more than you do. You're an ass for doing that to him and should pay for his doctor bills.

:spock:

Oh for fuck sake. Perhaps Mo can dig up the bums address and you can whip him out a check and an Obama bumper sticker?

Sounds the hood got what he had coming. Hell, even I have mellowed out to some extent, but if I caught someone messing with my truck, I'm sure the result would be much the same.

TEX
02-11-2009, 07:26 PM
what has happened to me? have i grown old and soft?
my boss tells me yesterday that someone was in my truck. weve played this game here at work before being located next to a brown derby we get lots of drunks and riff raff types. so i think ya right he is pulling my leg.
upon further inspection i see there is a person in my truck.
i walk out to where the vehicle is parked and theres a drunk layin in the floor board and he has a pack of Ron JOn cards my mother gave me in one hand and my change in the other.
i never hesitate, i punch the guy in the nose breaking it, as his head comes back up i grab him by the jacket and throw him across the parkin lot and he lands face first breaking a few teeth out. as he is spiting teeth and trying to get up i kick him, at that point my boss yells and i stop.
at the time i didnt feel bad cause i was pissed, i hate liars and thieves,but as i reflected on it later i couldnt help but think he didnt deserve to have his face punched in over acouple bucks in change and a deck of cards.
i didnt press charges but he ended up pissing the cops off and they hauled him off anyway.

Been there too. Not soft, just grown up.

Frazod
02-11-2009, 07:32 PM
I figure if someone is desperate enough to do that, they need it more than you do. You're an ass for doing that to him and should pay for his doctor bills.

Are you serious? :spock:

El Jefe
02-11-2009, 08:41 PM
I figure if someone is desperate enough to do that, they need it more than you do. You're an ass for doing that to him and should pay for his doctor bills.

Are you serious? LMAO, I hope you're not serious because that is hilarious. I myself said I wouldn't have beat him up, but I didn't say he didn't deserve to be. Anybody who wants to steal stuff can face the consequences of their actions. I hate people who steal, half the time it's from the rest of us who work for the crap we have, only to have some bum trying to take it. You want MO to pay his doctor bills also, GTFO here with that ridiculous hippie crap. Lets have MO pay doctor bills for a bum who was trying to steal HIS stuff, then got caught and beat up, yeah that sounds like a good plan :rolleyes:

burt
02-11-2009, 08:58 PM
Are you serious? LMAO, I hope you're not serious because that is hilarious. I myself said I wouldn't have beat him up, but I didn't say he didn't deserve to be. Anybody who wants to steal stuff can face the consequences of their actions. I hate people who steal, half the time it's from the rest of us who work for the crap we have, only to have some bum trying to take it. You want MO to pay his doctor bills also, GTFO here with that ridiculous hippie crap. Lets have MO pay doctor bills for a bum who was trying to steal HIS stuff, then got caught and beat up, yeah that sounds like a good plan :rolleyes:

MO should pay his bills AND buy him a beer......it's the democratic way.

Brock
02-11-2009, 09:07 PM
I figure if someone is desperate enough to do that, they need it more than you do. You're an ass for doing that to him and should pay for his doctor bills.

You need your teeth kicked in.

Groves
02-11-2009, 09:08 PM
Why didn't you just taze him repeatedly?

bogey
02-11-2009, 09:13 PM
MO should pay his bills AND buy him a beer......it's the democratic way.

Whats with all the political BS? You lost, get over it.

Mr. Flopnuts
02-11-2009, 09:18 PM
Shit, I still say I'd give him $5 and tell him to shop else where. It's the democratic way...share the wealth. I have it, he don't....I should give him some. Matter of fact, just because I am employed, I am gonna go give $50 at random to homless guys. I love bein' a democrat.

You got it all wrong. You're not going to take shit and give it to anyone. You're going to take it from Bill Gates, and Oprah and then go give it to random homeless people.