Happy Valentine's Day!!!

[KChiefsQT]

Hope all you men spoil the hell outta your women today... and you women, well... just enjoy being spOiled!!! Happy <3 Day!

[The Franchise]

God I can't wait until March 14th.

[keg in kc]

I'm gonna go get a pizza and watch star wars. I figure I can't get much more anti-VD than that.

And, say, shouldn't the spoiling be mutual?

[luv]

Bah humbug.

[DeezNutz]

I told my wife that I would allow her to stimulate me orally this evening.

It's a special way to celebrate a Saturday.

[MIAdragon]

Thank god my girl thinks Valentine's Day is well, a little silly.

[Hammock Parties]

Did you hook up with the texas stud, QT?

[keg in kc]

I told my wife that I would allow her to stimulate me orally this evening.

It's a special way to celebrate a Saturday.She'll probably be okay with that until you stop her and say, 'you know you're supposed to be licking my sphincter, hon'.

[Hammock Parties]

I'm gonna go get a pizza and watch star wars. I figure I can't get much more anti-VD than that.

And, say, shouldn't the spoiling be mutual?

You should watch Empire, where the dude tells the chick "I know," instead of "I love you."

In fact, the first time a chick says "I love you," I'm gonna say "I KNOW."

HELL YEAH!

[KChiefsQT]

Bah humbug.

Awww it's not that bad. Round up a bunch of girlfriends and go grab dinner and drinks!!

[DeezNutz]

She'll probably be okay with that until you stop her and say, 'you know you're supposed to be licking my sphincter, hon'.

Her birthday is coming up. Can't waste all my gift ideas.

[luv]

Awww it's not that bad. Round up a bunch of girlfriends and go grab dinner and drinks!!

Eh, I had my night out last night up in KC. All of my girlfriends have plans with their hubbies tonight. I'm set with movies. Putting off laundry and cleaning until tomorrow.

[keg in kc]

You should watch Empire, where the dude tells the chick "I know," instead of "I love you."

In fact, the first time a chick says "I love you," I'm gonna say "I KNOW."

HELL YEAH!I've done that a good half dozen times.

Unfortunately, the girls are usually closer in appearance to jabba than leia.

[Jilly]

i love being spiled

[Hammock Parties]

I'll spile you all night long, biotch!

[KChiefsQT]

Eh, I had my night out last night up in KC. All of my girlfriends have plans with their hubbies tonight. I'm set with movies. Putting off laundry and cleaning until tomorrow.

Sounds good to me! It's raining/hailing here... I'm starting to think I'd rather do a low-key night too.

[007]

My wife took the younger kids to the movies today and I'm watching the older kids and the baby.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

So, my wife is at work tonight. She had a fucking meltdown before she left because she didn't like how her hair was turning out that day.

I just :shake: :shake:

Then she blamed me for not getting her a Valentine's Day card. I told her, check the kitchen table, as I wasn't going to give it to her during a psychotic rant. Then, she got mad, because in addition to that, I got her really nice sheets, which she wanted, but she was mad b/c she had wanted them for so long.

What did she get me? A card.

Plus, I did squats today at the gym for the first time in years and I can barely move.

Fucking manufactured holidays :cuss:

[Hammock Parties]

Tell her you're getting her a nice ass, too.

[keg in kc]

I'm 35 tomorrow. Happy valentines day to me.