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Nzoner
02-15-2009, 01:42 PM
is in "the movies" and apparently is going to be on the cover of the April edition of Hustler.

I was in a bit of a shock after hearing the news because I've known her since she was 11 and after doing a search on her new name today it's all kind of surreal.

Kagney Linn Karter

http://www.coedillustrated.com/jizz3/kagney_linn_karter/hires/01.jpg




http://www.coedillustrated.com/jizz3/kagney_linn_karter/hires/02.jpg

teedubya
02-15-2009, 01:44 PM
there are a few girls from high school that I wish had done some porn. Dammit!!

Buck
02-15-2009, 01:44 PM
Awesome

OnTheWarpath15
02-15-2009, 01:44 PM
This is the only one I found that I can post with cropping.


http://www.thebeergoggler.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/kagney_linn_carter_wants_you_to_watch_1.jpg

Buck
02-15-2009, 01:44 PM
How did you find out?

teedubya
02-15-2009, 01:45 PM
so what does your friend think about his daughter taking the hard pipe for a living?

She does have a body made for sinning, though.

kstater
02-15-2009, 01:46 PM
At least you no longer have to feel bad for having dirty thoughts on her.

Frazod
02-15-2009, 01:47 PM
My blood runs cold! My memory has just been sold.

StcChief
02-15-2009, 01:47 PM
she needs to cash in now... in 10 years....no

Nzoner
02-15-2009, 01:48 PM
How did you find out?

Well my friend moved back East a couple of years ago and I found out yesterday through a mutual friend of ours while at the bar.

kcxiv
02-15-2009, 01:51 PM
She's been doing alot of porn lately. Tons of clips of her on puretna.com

Hog's Gone Fishin
02-15-2009, 01:56 PM
So will your friend still get mad if you happen to call her a slut ?

Rain Man
02-15-2009, 01:57 PM
This is my opportunity to prove or disprove a long-held belief.

Did she grow up on Karter Lane and have a pet named Kagney?

kstater
02-15-2009, 02:00 PM
This is my opportunity to prove or disprove a long-held belief.

Did she grow up on Karter Lane and have a pet named Kagney?
LMAO

StcChief
02-15-2009, 02:01 PM
This is my opportunity to prove or disprove a long-held belief.

Did she grow up on Karter Lane and have a pet named Kagney?ROFL
always on your game.

bowener
02-15-2009, 02:06 PM
NSFW
Just posting the link (http://www.pixhost.org/thumbs/78/99677_1.jpg), not the image, but it makes me laugh for some reason.

kstater
02-15-2009, 02:08 PM
uhh, NSFW bowener.

MichaelH
02-15-2009, 02:08 PM
Well you can look on the bright side. She has a job.

orange
02-15-2009, 02:09 PM
Just posting the link (http://www.pixhost.org/thumbs/78/99677_1.jpg), not the image, but it makes me laugh for some reason.

That' my new wallpaper!

Nzoner
02-15-2009, 02:12 PM
My blood runs cold! My memory has just been sold.

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/dZEe9EuGWQE&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/dZEe9EuGWQE&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

kcxiv
02-15-2009, 02:14 PM
http://www.ladirectmodels.com/view.php?id=287&gender=female

Not safe for Work, but its her porn agency bio. lol

aturnis
02-15-2009, 02:16 PM
She's a squirter...

KCUnited
02-15-2009, 02:17 PM
She may have a future.

ChiefsCountry
02-15-2009, 02:18 PM
Just think if you put her video on all the tvs in the game room. :)

kcxiv
02-15-2009, 02:21 PM
She may have a future.

in porn she will, she's not bad looking.

Mr. Flopnuts
02-15-2009, 02:24 PM
I'd like to tickle her hemorrhoids

Buck
02-15-2009, 02:25 PM
I thought this was appropriate.

kcxiv
02-15-2009, 02:25 PM
I thought this was appropriate.

haha, now i want to go download one of her clips.

Mr. Plow
02-15-2009, 02:26 PM
http://www.ladirectmodels.com/view.php?id=287&gender=female

Not safe for Work, but its her porn agency bio. lol


Sweet...."Available for: Bachelor Parties".


I'm getting married....again.

'Hamas' Jenkins
02-15-2009, 02:52 PM
She looks a little bit like Kendra Wilkinson.

God, if I had a daughter and she ended up in pr0n, I'd blow my brains out.

Cornstock
02-15-2009, 03:05 PM
My blood runs cold! My memory has just been sold.

Haha yes! my thoughts exactly!

Rain Man
02-15-2009, 03:05 PM
She looks a little bit like Kendra Wilkinson.

God, if I had a daughter and she ended up in pr0n, I'd blow my brains out.


Technically, she would.

Pioli Zombie
02-15-2009, 04:04 PM
is in "the movies" and apparently is going to be on the cover of the April edition of Hustler.

I was in a bit of a shock after hearing the news because I've known her since she was 11 and after doing a search on her new name today it's all kind of surreal.

Kagney Linn Karter

http://www.coedillustrated.com/jizz3/kagney_linn_karter/hires/01.jpg




http://www.coedillustrated.com/jizz3/kagney_linn_karter/hires/02.jpg

good friend.

hey, buddy, i posted your step-daughters picture on a messageboard.

im just sayin........

Nzoner
02-15-2009, 04:38 PM
good friend.

hey, buddy, i posted your step-daughters picture on a messageboard.

im just sayin........

I know my friend well enough to know that he doesn't have a problem with it

I'm just sayin'....:rolleyes:

MichaelH
02-15-2009, 04:40 PM
Something just occurred to me. Your buddy's wife must be hot. No?

StcChief
02-15-2009, 04:46 PM
I know my friend well enough to know that he doesn't have a problem with it

I'm just sayin'....:rolleyes:STEP daughter.... yes momma must be a MILF.

Nzoner
02-15-2009, 04:49 PM
STEP daughter.... yes momma must be a MILF.

Yes,momma is a very good looking woman,free spirited,and lots of fun.

Iowanian
02-15-2009, 04:51 PM
I'd shoot myself in the face with an elephant gun for failing that badly as a parent.

RJ
02-15-2009, 05:36 PM
Well, the good news is that she appears to have found her special purpose.

Not everyone does.

BigRock
02-15-2009, 05:40 PM
God, if I had a daughter and she ended up in pr0n, I'd blow my brains out.

I'd shoot myself in the face with an elephant gun for failing that badly as a parent.

WHAT IF:

God appeared and gave you a choice.

A) Your daughter grows up to have a nice life, a good job, a loving husband, 2.5 kids, white picket fence, etc.

OR

B) Your daughter grows up to be a porn star, and the sight of her shapely bosoms bouncing up and down while she rides her scene partner's rod is the only thing that keeps a lonely scientist from killing himself. And that scientist discovers the cure for cancer, thus saving millions of lives, all thanks to your daughter having sex on camera for money. Oh, PS, your wife has cancer.

WHAT DO YOU DO

KCFalcon59
02-15-2009, 05:45 PM
more! more! more!

Iowanian
02-15-2009, 05:46 PM
If I'm a shitty enough parent that I have a daughter on the stripper pole or in porn, I'm likely on my third wife and would start taking applications for #4.

A daughter is in my left arm now. I don't plan on failing her that badly.

Option A every day.

googlegoogle
02-15-2009, 05:46 PM
She looks a little bit like Kendra Wilkinson.

God, if I had a daughter and she ended up in pr0n, I'd blow my brains out.

Umm. You don't think a playmate who fucks old guys for money and pretends it's a relationship isn't just as bad?

Tossup - Porn or daughter ends up then marrying a black dude like HOE-Kendra. You may not like that but it's reality.

Ebolapox
02-15-2009, 05:50 PM
She looks a little bit like Kendra Wilkinson.

God, if I had a daughter and she ended up in pr0n, I'd blow my brains out.

a father's ONLY job is to keep his baby girl off the pole!

(/chris rock)

googlegoogle
02-15-2009, 05:50 PM
If more jobs in hollywood had jobs for hot chicks instead of mediocre to ugly good actors then they wouldn't be doing porn.

I loved those latenight bikini girl shows that killed bad guys with guns.

http://ak.buy.com/db_assets/prod_lrg_images/338/202062338.jpg

Sweet Daddy Hate
02-15-2009, 06:26 PM
She looks a little bit like Kendra Wilkinson.

God, if I had a daughter and she ended up in pr0n, I'd blow my brains out.

LMAO

<object width="425" height="344">


<embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/dZEe9EuGWQE&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></object>

Gotta' love the milk-filled snare drum! :rockon:

Delano
02-15-2009, 06:32 PM
Umm. You don't think a playmate who fucks old guys for money and pretends it's a relationship isn't just as bad?

Tossup - Porn or daughter ends up then marrying a black dude like HOE-Kendra. You may not like that but it's reality.

Marlboro_Chief?

RJ
02-15-2009, 06:34 PM
If I'm a shitty enough parent that I have a daughter on the stripper pole or in porn, I'm likely on my third wife and would start taking applications for #4.

A daughter is in my left arm now. I don't plan on failing her that badly.

Option A every day.



No one is more important to the self esteem of a teenage girl than her dad and self esteem is the #1 thing that separates girls who swing on poles or screw anything that walks and girls who don't.

I can't think of anything that could make me feel like more of a failure as a parent.

DJJasonp
02-15-2009, 06:46 PM
http://www.ladirectmodels.com/view.php?id=287&gender=female

Not safe for Work, but its her porn agency bio. lol

For some reason I'm now hungry for a ham sammich.

Demonpenz
02-15-2009, 06:58 PM
can I get her number?

Chief Pote
02-15-2009, 07:05 PM
I feel sorry for the porn guy OR girl that lays into that twat. She's pierced down there. :doh!:

DJJasonp
02-15-2009, 07:12 PM
can you imagine....you move to L.A. Meet a hot chick...you hit it off.....you start dating...maybe mess around a litte......THEN...someone sends you a link where you find her on this site......and it lists:

Available for:
blow****
boy/girl
girl/girl
double p********
boy/boy/girl
interracial
a**l

holy cow..... how could you deal with that???

Rain Man
02-15-2009, 07:19 PM
can you imagine....you move to L.A. Meet a hot chick...you hit it off.....you start dating...maybe mess around a litte......THEN...someone sends you a link where you find her on this site......and it lists:

Available for:
blow****
boy/girl
girl/girl
double p********
boy/boy/girl
interracial
a**l

holy cow..... how could you deal with that???

I would probably deal with it by immediately finding another woman on the list who lists girl/girl.

orange
02-15-2009, 07:31 PM
can you imagine....you move to L.A. Meet a hot chick...you hit it off.....you start dating...maybe mess around a litte......THEN...someone sends you a link where you find her on this site......and it lists:

Available for:
blow****
boy/girl
girl/girl
double p********
boy/boy/girl
interracial
a**l

holy cow..... how could you deal with that???


Get shots.

DaneMcCloud
02-15-2009, 07:55 PM
http://www.ladirectmodels.com/view.php?id=287&gender=female

Not safe for Work, but its her porn agency bio. lol

Her agency is exactly 2 miles from my house.

can you imagine....you move to L.A. Meet a hot chick...you hit it off.....you start dating...maybe mess around a litte......THEN...someone sends you a link where you find her on this site......and it lists:

Available for:
blow****
boy/girl
girl/girl
double p********
boy/boy/girl
interracial
a**l

holy cow..... how could you deal with that???

If I'm single and dating, I expect a girl to have done all of those things.

Maybe not on film, but if I'm dating, who cares?

DeezNutz
02-15-2009, 07:59 PM
If I'm single and dating, I expect a girl to have done all of those things.

Maybe not on film, but if I'm dating, who cares?

You expect the girl to have been thrown in the wobbly H and double stuffed?

I used to party with these types of girls in college, but I sure as hell didn't "date" them.

keg in kc
02-15-2009, 08:01 PM
Hook me up, Joe!

DJJasonp
02-15-2009, 08:01 PM
Her agency is exactly 2 miles from my house.



If I'm single and dating, I expect a girl to have done all of those things.

Maybe not on film, but if I'm dating, who cares?

Good point.....although my fear isnt so much in the act (the longer the list, the better in most cases)....but in how much tread is left on the tires!

KCUnited
02-15-2009, 08:02 PM
can you imagine....you move to L.A. Meet a hot chick...you hit it off.....you start dating...maybe mess around a litte......THEN...someone sends you a link where you find her on this site......and it lists:

Available for:
blow****
boy/girl
girl/girl
double p********
boy/boy/girl
interracial
a**l

holy cow..... how could you deal with that???

If by mess around a little you mean:

blow****
boy/girl
girl/girl
double p********
boy/boy/girl
interracial
a**l

Then I'm cool.

Mecca
02-15-2009, 08:04 PM
Ha oh well porn is porn that doesn't bug me...

Women in porn are more clean than anything you'll find at the bar since they are tested so frequently.

And if someone ever said "look at this bio and what she does on film" I'd just go what jealous your chick doesn't do that huh?

Delano
02-15-2009, 08:11 PM
Ha oh well porn is porn that doesn't bug me...

Women in porn are more clean than anything you'll find at the bar since they are tested so frequently.

And if someone ever said "look at this bio and what she does on film" I'd just go what jealous your chick doesn't do that huh?

I find your definition of "clean" interesting.

Valiant
02-15-2009, 08:13 PM
I find your definition of "clean" interesting.

I think he means std's, not beat up vag..

Mecca
02-15-2009, 08:14 PM
I find your definition of "clean" interesting.

Really...isn't not having a disease clean?

This is why I always laughed when people say women are loose and such...say one chick has been with 5 guys and another with 30...you know it is very realistically possible that the woman with 5 has had sex with them more times than the woman who did 30 had sex with them right?

People need to get over some of this stuff.

Delano
02-15-2009, 08:16 PM
Really...isn't not having a disease clean?

This is why I always laughed when people say women are loose and such...say one chick has been with 5 guys and another with 30...you know it is very realistically possible that the woman with 5 has had sex with them more times than the woman who did 30 had sex with them right?

People need to get over some of this stuff.

Gotcha.. sort of.

I don't find bukkake, gangbang, etc girls very clean.

Mecca
02-15-2009, 08:22 PM
Gotcha.. sort of.

I don't find bukkake, gangbang, etc girls very clean.

Not every porn girl does bukkake or 100 guy gang bangs either lol.

Crush
02-15-2009, 08:28 PM
giggity

Delano
02-15-2009, 08:32 PM
Not every porn girl does bukkake or 100 guy gang bangs either lol.

Just the same as not every girl in a bar is riddled with STDs.

Saul Good
02-15-2009, 08:38 PM
WHAT IF:

God appeared and gave you a choice.

A) Your daughter grows up to have a nice life, a good job, a loving husband, 2.5 kids, white picket fence, etc.

OR

B) Your daughter grows up to be a porn star, and the sight of her shapely bosoms bouncing up and down while she rides her scene partner's rod is the only thing that keeps a lonely scientist from killing himself. And that scientist discovers the cure for cancer, thus saving millions of lives, all thanks to your daughter having sex on camera for money. Oh, PS, your wife has cancer.

WHAT DO YOU DO
The first one. My wife doesn't have cancer in that scenario.

Mecca
02-15-2009, 08:40 PM
Just the same as not every girl in a bar is riddled with STDs.

Sure, just like not every single girl in porn or that strips had a horrid upbringing or awful parents.

Sweet Daddy Hate
02-15-2009, 08:58 PM
Chicks in porn get "floppy elephant-ear"-vag. Yuck.

CHENZ A!
02-15-2009, 09:01 PM
I thought this was appropriate.

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xCcwDk6KHKo&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xCcwDk6KHKo&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

Sweet Daddy Hate
02-15-2009, 09:05 PM
ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL REP!!!!!!

Pitt Gorilla
02-15-2009, 09:10 PM
She used to work with Lacey Lynn Burke.

StcChief
02-15-2009, 10:02 PM
them puppies look real. lose the piercing :)

Mecca
02-15-2009, 10:06 PM
them puppies look real. lose the piercing :)

I just don't like facial piercing everything else is fine.

BWillie
02-15-2009, 10:06 PM
She looks a little bit like Kendra Wilkinson.

God, if I had a daughter and she ended up in pr0n, I'd blow my brains out.

Yeah, every time I see porn stars....I think to myself. That is someone's daughter. Sad.

Mecca
02-15-2009, 10:09 PM
When did doing porn become like being a convicted murderer cmon now.

MIAdragon
02-15-2009, 10:11 PM
When did doing porn become like being a convicted murderer cmon now.

Ask Roberto Alomar's girl. :)

DeezNutz
02-15-2009, 10:11 PM
When did doing porn become like being a convicted murderer cmon now.

Yeah, imagine the pride in dad's eye when his little girl takes one in her eye.

stevieray
02-15-2009, 10:11 PM
"that's my girl!"

Mecca
02-15-2009, 10:12 PM
Yeah, imagine the pride in dad's eye when his little girl takes one in her eye.

LOL...well at the same time everyone is different, I seriously doubt every single person that works in the sex industry has ashamed parents.

MIAdragon
02-15-2009, 10:12 PM
Yeah, every time I see porn stars....I think to myself. That is someone's daughter. Sad.

Yea I thought that just about every girl Ive "had", just cause its on film makes it that much worse?

ChiefsCountry
02-15-2009, 10:13 PM
Yeah, every time I see porn stars....I think to myself. That is someone's daughter. Sad.

Then every girl at the bars, mall, school etc are the same then. No difference between the girl on the pRon or there.

Mecca
02-15-2009, 10:14 PM
Atleast the girls in porn are paid well...

MIAdragon
02-15-2009, 10:15 PM
Atleast the girls in porn are paid well...

Hehehe the wife has a, well... slutty friend, and I tell her that all the time.

kcxiv
02-15-2009, 10:16 PM
lol. Most everyones daughter on this board at one time or another will take a shot in the eye, or in the ass or be recorded or something. Its just how it works.

MIAdragon
02-15-2009, 10:17 PM
lol. Most everyones daughter on this board at one time or another will take a shot in the eye, or in the ass or be recorded or something. Its just how it works.

not MY daughter!!!

Mecca
02-15-2009, 10:18 PM
not MY daughter!!!

It's probably best if you didn't know the things your daughter has partaken in...

Sweet Daddy Hate
02-15-2009, 10:19 PM
lol. Most everyones daughter on this board at one time or another will take a shot in the eye, or in the ass or be recorded or something. Its just how it works.

Rep!:evil:

Sweet Daddy Hate
02-15-2009, 10:21 PM
not MY daughter!!!

Can I call you "Dad", Mr. MIA? ROFL

Mecca
02-15-2009, 10:22 PM
Can I call you "Dad", Mr. MIA? ROFL

LOL damn....

I mean really what girl is gonna tell their parents "see I don't have kids cause I like it in the butt"

MIAdragon
02-15-2009, 10:22 PM
It's probably best if you didn't know the things your daughter has partaken in...

She's not born yet, with all the nasy shit ive done with/to girls I can only imagin how she's going to be.....karma's a bitch.

MIAdragon
02-15-2009, 10:23 PM
Can I call you "Dad", Mr. MIA? ROFL

Sure come on ova lets "chat".

Sweet Daddy Hate
02-15-2009, 10:25 PM
Sure come on ova lets "chat".

LMAO

BWillie
02-15-2009, 10:35 PM
Yea I thought that just about every girl Ive "had", just cause its on film makes it that much worse?

Yes. If it's filmed and broadcasted to people I just find it sad. I'm not really condemning her, I mean you have to make a living. I just feel bad for people that do that. Much different story when it's two people doing it in the confines of their own home.

Mecca
02-15-2009, 10:36 PM
When you realize how much they get paid to do that....I just think it's weird how everyone seems to think all pornstars are these people with all these problems some of them like what they do.

DeezNutz
02-15-2009, 10:37 PM
When you realize how much they get paid to do that....I just think it's weird how everyone seems to think all pornstars are these people with all these problems some of them like what they do.

Most of them are.

Didn't you ever watch Howard Stern when he was on E?

Mecca
02-15-2009, 10:39 PM
Most of them are.

Didn't you ever watch Howard Stern when he was on E?

Sure, just like any other walk of life, there's fucked up people and people that are fine.

DeezNutz
02-15-2009, 10:41 PM
Sure, just like any other walk of life, there's ****ed up people and people that are fine.

Dude, don't even compare the statistics.

Chicks that are getting drilled for a living by random guys have a whole different set of more serious issues than the average office worker.

Yes, both can be ****ed up, but the severity and type are completely different things.

Case in point, a lot of porn stars have instances of sexual molestation in their past. That's often the first mover for porn.

MIAdragon
02-15-2009, 10:42 PM
Sure, just like any other walk of life, there's ****ed up people and people that are fine.

Kinda like the military right?

Mecca
02-15-2009, 10:42 PM
Dude, don't even compare the statistics.

Chicks that are getting drilled for a living by random guys have a whole different set of more serious issues than the average office worker.

Yes, both can be fucked up, but the severity and type are completely different things.

Random guys every porn video has like the same 5 guys and they all pick the guys they work with which can be annoying since some women will work with the same guy every single time...

Mecca
02-15-2009, 10:43 PM
Kinda like the military right?

Sure although the women run the porn industry, they make all the money they drive it.

I'm not a huge fan of a young woman going into a situation where the men outnumber than 10-1.

DeezNutz
02-15-2009, 10:45 PM
Random guys every porn video has like the same 5 guys and they all pick the guys they work with which can be annoying since some women will work with the same guy every single time...

Well, there's some truth to that. But not every one of these sluts is a Vivid star who can pick and choose from her 4 stunt cocks.

You probably know enough about porn to know this.

kcxiv
02-15-2009, 10:45 PM
Rep!:evil:

ITs the cycle of life. Its just how it is. I dont have any daughters but i have 2 younger sisters and all i ever asked is i dont hear them or i dont wanna hear about it.lol

Mecca
02-15-2009, 10:46 PM
Well, there's some truth to that. But not every one of these sluts is a Vivid star who can pick and choose from her 4 stunt cocks.

You probably know enough about porn to know this.

Honestly most of the women in porn pick which guys they want to work with and they absolutely before scenes sign off on what they will and will not do.

It's a very detailed out process.

MIAdragon
02-15-2009, 10:46 PM
Sure although the women run the porn industry, they make all the money they drive it.

I'm not a huge fan of a young woman going into a situation where the men outnumber than 10-1.

One of my really good friends is dating a big name Porn star, she seems to be as normal as can be. My mom had no idea who she was till some dude asked for her autograph.

Mecca
02-15-2009, 10:47 PM
One of my really good friends is dating a big name Porn star, she seems to be as normal as can be. My mom had no idea who she was till some dude asked for her autograph.

It's a job, if you can separate it from real life there's no issue, although most guys could never separate that she has sex for a living.

MIAdragon
02-15-2009, 10:48 PM
It's a job, if you can separate it from real life there's no issue, although most guys could never separate that she has sex for a living.

Its more the after work "activities" that’s the big problem.

DeezNutz
02-15-2009, 10:48 PM
Honestly most of the women in porn pick which guys they want to work with and they absolutely before scenes sign off on what they will and will not do.

It's a very detailed out process.

I'm not saying that it's not a business. But it's not like these women are fucking only 2-3 guys. Most of the stars are listed on a lot of sites, usually under several different names.

Let's not pretend that these girls aren't fucking whores, because most of them are.

stevieray
02-15-2009, 10:50 PM
I'm not saying that it's not a business. But it's not like these women are ****ing only 2-3 guys. Most of the stars are listed on a lot of sites, usually under several different names.

Let's not pretend that these girls aren't ****ing whores, because most of them are.

pretty much

Mecca
02-15-2009, 10:51 PM
I'm not saying that it's not a business. But it's not like these women are fucking only 2-3 guys. Most of the stars are listed on a lot of sites, usually under several different names.

Let's not pretend that these girls aren't fucking whores, because most of them are.

Oh sure, and they're paid well for it and believe me on those sites they picked which guy they wanted to work with.

Just like some women don't do black guys because it will hurt their money intake in the stripping circuit in the south if they do feature dancing with their porn careers.

DeezNutz
02-15-2009, 10:54 PM
Oh sure, and they're paid well for it and believe me on those sites they picked which guy they wanted to work with.

Just like some women don't do black guys because it will hurt their money intake in the stripping circuit in the south if they do feature dancing with their porn careers.

I was watching a show on HBO about this porn star. Honestly, I'm forgetting her full name, Katie something. Newish "star" with some equally new implants.

Anyway, she said she'll work with anyone once. But not everyone will get to work with her again.

She's a Vivid girl, I believe, so she's one of the "higher-quality" ones.

Anyway, I thought this was telling. Anyone once. So, yes, she's signing off, but she'll do it for anything with a cack and balls, at least the first time.

DaneMcCloud
02-15-2009, 10:55 PM
You expect the girl to have been thrown in the wobbly H and double stuffed?

I used to party with these types of girls in college, but I sure as hell didn't "date" them.

Dude, dating and living in L.A., you'd better be ready for anything.

I picked up some weird ass chicks living in KC as well. Most were strippers but some weren't.

I knew guys that were into DP'ing chicks back in the late 80's and early 90's in KC.

Uh, that's not for me.

Mecca
02-15-2009, 10:56 PM
I was watching a show on HBO about this porn star. Honestly, I'm forgetting her full name, Katie something. Newish "star" with some equally new implants.

Anyway, she said she'll work with anyone once. But not everyone will get to work with her again.

She's a Vivid girl, I believe, so she's one of the "higher-quality" ones.

Anyway, I thought this was telling. Anyone once. So, yes, she's signing off, but she'll do it for anything with a cack and balls, at least the first time.

Well just like life, some are more picky than others....hell I heard one pornstar say she'd rather work with the guys that are nice than a guy who's better looking than acts like a jerkoff.

DeezNutz
02-15-2009, 10:58 PM
Well just like life, some are more picky than others....hell I heard one pornstar say she'd rather work with the guys that are nice than a guy who's better looking than acts like a jerkoff.

The one thing working for your argument, though, is that it's probably damn hard to be a male porn star.

Lots of guys like to talk shit, but when it comes down to it, few can get a wood and shoot a load on command.

Mecca
02-15-2009, 10:59 PM
The one thing working for your argument, though, is that it's probably damn hard to be a male porn star.

Lots of guys like to talk shit, but when it comes down to it, few can get a wood and shoot a load on command.

With an entire set and crew and boom mic hanging over head...

Marty Mac Ver 2.0
02-15-2009, 11:11 PM
Ah...the good ol days at Trailridge Middle School in Lenexa. :D



I knew guys that were into DP'ing chicks back in the late 80's and early 90's in KC.

Uh, that's not for me.

Sweet Daddy Hate
02-15-2009, 11:16 PM
Ah...the good ol days at Trailridge Middle School in Lenexa. :D


ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL REP!

jidar
02-15-2009, 11:58 PM
cool. she's hot as hell

Sweet Daddy Hate
02-16-2009, 12:10 AM
cool. she's hot as hell


You KNEW it was coming:

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'Hamas' Jenkins
02-16-2009, 12:58 AM
I was watching a show on HBO about this porn star. Honestly, I'm forgetting her full name, Katie something. Newish "star" with some equally new implants.

Anyway, she said she'll work with anyone once. But not everyone will get to work with her again.

She's a Vivid girl, I believe, so she's one of the "higher-quality" ones.

Anyway, I thought this was telling. Anyone once. So, yes, she's signing off, but she'll do it for anything with a cack and balls, at least the first time.

Katie Morgan...she actually won't even take a facial.

Sweet Daddy Hate
02-16-2009, 01:03 AM
Katie Morgan...she actually won't even take a facial.

'Naughty Office' begs to differ.:D

'Hamas' Jenkins
02-16-2009, 01:07 AM
'Naughty Office' begs to differ.:D

I'm going by her own words on her HBO special. Said she didn't like the "texture". Then again, maybe I was misinterpreting, and she just didn't like to swallow.

Mecca
02-16-2009, 01:10 AM
Well there's always a few cum dodgers.

'Hamas' Jenkins
02-16-2009, 01:12 AM
Well there's always a few cum dodgers.

Did you get that message I sent you about Kylee Strutt?

Mecca
02-16-2009, 01:12 AM
Did you get that message I sent you about Kylee Strutt?

Ha yea I did.

Hammock Parties
02-16-2009, 01:13 AM
I also received the message. They are empty.

DeezNutz
02-16-2009, 01:14 AM
What, are you two True Fans exchanging trading cards again?

'Hamas' Jenkins
02-16-2009, 01:14 AM
Thoughts?

Mildly NSFW..
http://static.brazzers.com/scenes/3302/big.jpg

Mecca
02-16-2009, 01:16 AM
She must be rather new because it was the first time I had seen her.

DeezNutz
02-16-2009, 01:16 AM
Generally speaking, I'm not a fake tits guy.

There are exceptions, but she's not one of them.

Now, I would have smoked that when single, don't get me wrong. But if we're analyzing, that's a different matter.

Hammock Parties
02-16-2009, 01:16 AM
I have an overwhelming desire to shove her backwards, sending the empty brown boxes pinwheeling like bowling pins, onto her back, before I proceed to motorboat her fantabulous jugs.

'Hamas' Jenkins
02-16-2009, 01:18 AM
Generally speaking, I'm not a fake tits guy.

There are exceptions, but she's not one of them.

Now, I would have smoked that when single, don't get me wrong. But if we're analyzing, that's a different matter.

She has a fantastic body (legs, ass, etc.). She could almost be a fitness model.

Mecca
02-16-2009, 01:19 AM
Oh who cares about fake boobs.

DeezNutz
02-16-2009, 01:20 AM
She has a fantastic body (legs, ass, etc.). She could almost be a fitness model.

Really? In that photo, must be bad lighting, her arms don't look very firm. It almost gives the impression that she's a bit older.

Hard to tell with some of these chicks, though. Lead pipe injection tends to rapidly increase the aging process--or maybe it's the crank that a lot these chicks are on.

DeezNutz
02-16-2009, 01:20 AM
Oh who cares about fake boobs.

Don't really. Just not my thing. If I had my druthers, I want real. But sometimes doctors can do great work.

Mecca
02-16-2009, 01:22 AM
Really? In that photo, must be bad lighting, her arms don't look very firm. It almost gives the impression that she's a bit older.

Hard to tell with some of these chicks, though. Lead pipe injection tends to rapidly increase the aging process--or maybe it's the crank that a lot these chicks are on.

Attention this is a PORN VIDEO, DO NOT CLICK IT UNLESS YOU WANT TO SEE PORN.

http://youporn.com/watch/275226/kylie-strutt-big-tit-workout/?from=related3&al=2&from_id=275262

DeezNutz
02-16-2009, 01:25 AM
Same chick?

'Hamas' Jenkins
02-16-2009, 01:25 AM
Check out this set:

It's just nudity, no pr0n. Her calves are amazing:

http://www.ladirectmodels.com/view.php?img=14&id=271&gender=

DeezNutz
02-16-2009, 01:27 AM
That girl's calf muscles are ****ing sick.

Upon further review and after carefully considering the evidence presented, I withdraw previous criticism.

Mecca
02-16-2009, 01:28 AM
Check out this set:

It's just nudity, no pr0n. Her calves are amazing:

http://www.ladirectmodels.com/view.php?img=14&id=271&gender=

She's not available for anal I'm taking a point off.

'Hamas' Jenkins
02-16-2009, 01:31 AM
Good old Johnny Sins...he seems to have taken the mantle from Julian as the hardest working current pr0n star.

Mecca
02-16-2009, 01:32 AM
Same chick?

And yea it's the same chick.

'Hamas' Jenkins
02-16-2009, 01:34 AM
Well...ironically, I'm off to the gym. Wish me luck.

Sweet Daddy Hate
02-16-2009, 01:36 AM
Generally speaking, I'm not a fake tits guy.

There are exceptions, but she's not one of them.

Now, I would have smoked that when single, don't get me wrong. But if we're analyzing, that's a different matter.

Dude, Katie Morgan looked like shit before the miracle of fake, awesome, beew-bage!

She used to have ass-pimples too.

Now, I just finished "Harsh Times"( very cool ), but I want to know the name of the movie where Bale's gettin' all psycho with the axe. ?

'Hamas' Jenkins
02-16-2009, 01:38 AM
DCS:

1. American Psycho
2. Check out "Spunk'd" on XVideos...LMAO

Sweet Daddy Hate
02-16-2009, 01:39 AM
DCS:

1. American Psycho
2. Check out "Spunk'd" on XVideos...LMAO

Spunk'd!!!!!!!!!! ROFL Kick ass. I will, and thanks!

Mecca
02-16-2009, 01:45 AM
The chick this thread is about has done alot of 3some work...

Sweet Daddy Hate
02-16-2009, 01:48 AM
DCS:

1. American Psycho
2. Check out "Spunk'd" on XVideos...LMAO

Found it. Okay, not even one minute in, and Bale was born to play late-era Black Flag Rollins if ever such a movie was made.
His monologue in the beginning of 'Psycho' sounds just like Henry.

Check it:


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'Hamas' Jenkins
02-16-2009, 04:04 AM
Henry Rollins wrote one of the greatest inspirational articles I've ever read several years ago. It was about weightlifting and his experiences with it.

Hammock Parties
02-16-2009, 04:05 AM
post that shit

'Hamas' Jenkins
02-16-2009, 04:07 AM
Here is the Rollins article...Good reading given that I just got back from the gym myself.

"Iron and the Soul"

I believe that the definition of definition is reinvention. To not be like you parents. To not be like your friends. To be yourself. Completely.

When I was young I had no sense of myself. All I was, was a product of all the fear and humiliation I suffered. Fear of my parents. The humiliation of teachers calling me "garbage can" and telling me I'd be mowing lawns for a living. And the very real terror of my fellow students. I was threatened and beaten up for the color of my skin and my size. I was skinny and clumsy, and when others would tease me I didn't run home crying, wondering why. I knew all too well. I was there to be antagonized. In sports I was laughed at. A spaz. I was pretty good at boxing but only because the rage that filled my every waking moment made me wild and unpredictable. I fought with some strange fury. The other boys thought I was crazy.

I hated myself all the time. As stupid at it seems now, I wanted to talk like them, dress like them, carry myself with the ease of knowing that I wasn't going to get pounded in the hallway between classes.

Years passed and I learned to keep it all inside. I only talked to a few boys in my grade. Other losers. Some of them are to this day the greatest people I have ever known. Hang out with a guy who has had his head flushed down a toilet a few times, treat him with respect, and you'll find a faithful friend forever. But even with friends, school sucked. Teachers gave me hard time. I didn't think much of them either.

Then came Mr. Pepperman, my adviser. He was a powerfully built Vietnam veteran, and he was scary. No one ever talked out of turn in his class. Once one kid did and Mr. P. lifted him off the ground and pinned him to the blackboard.

Mr. P. could see that I was in bad shape, and one Friday in October he asked me if I had ever worked out with weights. I told him no. He told me that I was going to take some of the money that I had saved and buy a hundred-pound set of weights at Sears. As I left his office, I started to think of things I would say to him on Monday when he asked about the weights that I was not going to buy. Still, it made me feel special. My father never really got that close to caring. On Saturday I bought the weights, but I couldn't even drag them to my mom's car. An attendant laughed at me as he put them on a dolly.

Monday came and I was called into Mr. P.'s office after school. He said that he was going to show me how to work out. He was going to put me on a program and start hitting me in the solar plexus in the hallway when I wasn't looking. When I could take the punch we would know that we were getting somewhere. At no time was I to look at myself in the mirror or tell anyone at school what I was doing.

In the gym he showed me ten basic exercises. I paid more attention than I ever did in any of my classes. I didn't want to blow it. I went home that night and started right in. Weeks passed, and every once in a while Mr. P. would give me a shot and drop me in the hallway, sending my books flying. The other students didn't know what to think. More weeks passed, and I was steadily adding new weights to the bar. I could sense the power inside my body growing. I could feel it.

Right before Christmas break I was walking to class, and from out of nowhere Mr. Pepperman appeared and gave me a shot in the chest. I laughed and kept going. He said I could look at myself now. I got home and ran to the bathroom and pulled off my shirt. I saw a body, not just the shell that housed my stomach and my heart. My biceps bulged. My chest had definition. I felt strong. It was the first time I can remember having a sense of myself. I had done something and no one could ever take it away. You couldn't say **** to me.

It took me years to fully appreciate the value of the lessons I have learned from the Iron. I used to think that it was my adversary, that I was trying to lift that which does not want to be lifted. I was wrong. When the Iron doesn't want to come off the mat, it's the kindest thing it can do for you. If it flew up and went through the ceiling, it wouldn't teach you anything. That's the way the Iron talks to you. It tells you that the material you work with is that which you will come to resemble. That which you work against will always work against you.

It wasn't until my late twenties that I learned that by working out I had given myself a great gift. I learned that nothing good comes without work and a ceratin amount of pain. When I finish a set that leaves me shaking, I know more about myself. When something gets bad, I know it can't be as bad as that workout.

I used to fight the pain, but recently this became clear to me: pain is not my enemy; it is my call to greatness. But when dealing with the Iron, one must be careful to interpret the pain correctly. Most injuries involving the Iron come from ego. I once spent a few weeks lifting weight that my body wasn't ready for and spent a few months not picking up anything heavier than a fork. Try to lift what you're not prepared to and the Iron will teach you a little lesson in restraint and self-control.

I have never met a truly strong person who didn't have self-respect. I think a lot of inwardly and outwardly directed contempt passes itself off as self-respect: the idea of raising yourself by stepping on someone's shoulders instead of doing it yourself. When I see guys working out for cosmetic reasons, I see vanity exposing them in the worst way, as cartoon characters, billboards for imbalance and insecurity. Strength reveals itself through character. It is the difference between bouncers who get off strong-arming people and Mr. Pepperman.

Muscle mass does not always equal strength. Strength is kindness and sensitivity. Strength is understanding that your power is both physical and emotional. That it comes from the body and the mind. And the heart.

Yukio Mishima said that he could not entertain the idea of romance if he was not strong. Romance is such a strong and overwhelming passion, a weakened body cannot sustain it for long. I have some of my most romantic thoughts when I am with the Iron. Once I was in love with a woman. I thought about her the most when the pain from a workout was racing through my body. Everything in me wanted her. So much so that sex was only a fraction of my total desire. It was the single most intense love I have ever felt, but she lived far away and I didn't see her very often. Working out was a healthy way of dealing with the loneliness. To this day, when I work out I usually listen to ballads.

I prefer to work out alone. It enables me to concentrate on the lessons that the Iron has for me. Learning about what you're made of is always time well spent, and I have found no better teacher. The Iron had taught me how to live.

Life is capable of driving you out of your mind. The way it all comes down these days, it's some kind of miracle if you're not insane. People have become separated from their bodies. They are no longer whole. I see them move from their offices to their cars and on to their suburban homes. They stress out constantly, they lose sleep, they eat badly. And they behave badly. Their egos run wild; they become motivated by that which will eventually give them a massive stroke. They need the Iron mind.

Through the years, I have combined meditation, action, and the Iron into a single strength. I believe that when the body is strong, the mind thinks strong thoughts. Time spent away from the Iron makes my mind degenerate. I wallow in a thick depression. My body shuts down my mind. The Iron is the best antidepressant I have ever found. There is no better way to fight weakness than with strength. Once the mind and body have been awakened to their true potential, it's impossible to turn back.

The Iron never lies to you. You can walk outside and listen to all kinds of talk, get told that you're a god or a total bastard. The Iron will always kick you the real deal. The Iron is the great reference point, the all-knowing perspective giver. Always there like a beacon in the pitch black. I have found the Iron to be my greatest friend. It never freaks out on me, never runs. Friends may come and go. But two hundred pounds is always two hundred pounds.

Hammock Parties
02-16-2009, 04:15 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v312/sparkley_dudette/clap.gif

big nasty kcnut
02-16-2009, 07:37 AM
She very nice looking. It's like my friend from high school who a fetish model.
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Iowanian
02-16-2009, 07:44 AM
Typical Mecca. He watches a lot of pRon on TV, so naturally, he's well tuned into the psychology of the participants.

For every "successful" porn gal, there are hundreds that are selling it for relative peanuts in "auditions" and internet sites. I'd wager very, very few women in porn are well adjusted or mentally healthy people.


If you child ends up on a stripper pole or in porn, you've failed as a parent. period.

Katipan
02-16-2009, 08:15 AM
If you child ends up on a stripper pole or in porn, you've failed as a parent. period.

I'm working very hard on trying to come up with an argument for this horrible statement.

It's very hard.

Sweet Daddy Hate
02-16-2009, 09:51 AM
Henry Rollins wrote one of the greatest inspirational articles I've ever read several years ago. It was about weightlifting and his experiences with it.

Haven't seen that one in a LONG time. Thanks for posting!

Iowanian
02-16-2009, 10:07 AM
I'm working very hard on trying to come up with an argument for this horrible statement.

It's very hard.

Apparently, its just because their dad's didn't save up enough for them to attend community college, so they have to work their way through.


I'm not saying all strippers or porn people are bad people....but there are reasons so many of them have issues that they seem to have with drugs, abusive men, eating disorders....

I'll wager Its not because they grew up in stable, happy homes.

stevieray
02-16-2009, 10:23 AM
Apparently, its just because their dad's didn't save up enough for them to attend community college, so they have to work their way through.


I'm not saying all strippers or porn people are bad people....but there are reasons so many of them have issues that they seem to have with drugs, abusive men, eating disorders....

I'll wager Its not because they grew up in stable, happy homes.

I used to know a stripper who hated it..we used to tell her look what you're willing to do for a dollar...a dollar....it woke her up.

Jilly
02-16-2009, 10:36 AM
I'm working very hard on trying to come up with an argument for this horrible statement.

It's very hard.

that's what she said...

Adept Havelock
02-16-2009, 10:51 AM
LOL...well at the same time everyone is different, I seriously doubt every single person that works in the sex industry has ashamed parents.

IIRC Sunny Lane's parents are her promotion/management team.

That's just disturbing.

RJ
02-16-2009, 10:57 AM
IIRC Sunny Lane's parents are her promotion/management team.

That's just disturbing.


Wow.

I realize pimps need to make a living too, but pimping your own daughter?

That's just wrong.

StcChief
02-16-2009, 11:10 AM
I used to know a stripper who hated it..we used to tell her look what you're willing to do for a dollar...a dollar....it woke her up. I knew a college girl in 80's working her way thru SIU-E. She hated it, made enough in a year to pay for college and part grad school. She stayed away from the other girls and life style. I didn't go see her, didn't wanna know.....

Katipan
02-16-2009, 11:45 AM
Apparently, its just because their dad's didn't save up enough for them to attend community college, so they have to work their way through.


I'm not saying all strippers or porn people are bad people....but there are reasons so many of them have issues that they seem to have with drugs, abusive men, eating disorders....

I'll wager Its not because they grew up in stable, happy homes.

I guess my issue with it is that there are many many women that exhibit what could only be classified as equally self destructive behavior and yet they aren't stripping.

So, if an offspring grows into a general failure, is it automatically the failure of the parent? Or is it only if she gets naked?

Drugs, abusive men, eating disorders... These things could be found in my office building. And I no longer work with neon lights.

Katipan
02-16-2009, 11:46 AM
that's what she said...

You gotta admire her ability to multitask.

Phobia
02-16-2009, 02:14 PM
I guess my issue with it is that there are many many women that exhibit what could only be classified as equally self destructive behavior and yet they aren't stripping.

So, if an offspring grows into a general failure, is it automatically the failure of the parent? Or is it only if she gets naked?

Drugs, abusive men, eating disorders... These things could be found in my office building. And I no longer work with neon lights.

There's no hard and fast rule. I'm sure there are also plenty of strippers who were raised in fine homes with involved parents. They rebel, get caught up in the wrong crowd, get knocked up, get hooked, fall for a bad boyfriend - a thousand things that can put an otherwise good girl into a situation where she feels her options are limited. OTOH, there are probably a lot of gals in that environment who are products of abuse, neglect, and molestation. It's sad. But we men will continue to support those establishments.

FTR, I haven't been to one in 5 years, not because I'm opposed or offended, simply because I'm happy with my life and don't have any reason to go. At the end of my first marriage, I became a weekly visitor though. Those places aren't where happy people generally go.

Nzoner
04-16-2009, 08:21 PM
Well she definitely made the April cover of Hustler

http://pic.goleech.org/out.php/i3169_1.jpg

Kyle DeLexus
04-16-2009, 08:37 PM
Well she definitely made the April cover of Hustler

http://pic.goleech.org/out.php/i3169_1.jpg

So if you invite her to your draft party, I'll go from a maybe to a for sure.

Mr. Plow
04-16-2009, 08:39 PM
So if you invite her to your draft party, I'll go from a maybe to a for sure.

Ya....is she coming to the draft party?

Nzoner
04-16-2009, 08:42 PM
So if you invite her to your draft party, I'll go from a maybe to a for sure.

Yeah,I'm sure she'd fly right out from California for that.




And if the opportunity to meet and drink with some planeteers isn't good enough for you then nlm

Pioli Zombie
04-16-2009, 08:50 PM
watching strippers never did it for me. I'm a hands on guy. Watching is just frustrating unless I'm getting some.
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Kyle DeLexus
04-16-2009, 09:30 PM
Yeah,I'm sure she'd fly right out from California for that.




And if the opportunity to meet and drink with some planeteers isn't good enough for you then nlm

But she's waiting for me, it even says so right on the cover. :)

I'll be there if I can make it. I'm supposed to play softball, but I told them to go screw it's draft day. Some dude that works at papa johns just offered to drop off free pizza that day too.

Fish
04-16-2009, 09:31 PM
Awwwwwwwwwkward............

Nzoner
04-16-2009, 09:36 PM
But she's waiting for me, it even says so right on the cover. :)

I'll be there if I can make it. I'm supposed to play softball, but I told them to go screw it's draft day. Some dude that works at papa johns just offered to drop off free pizza that day too.

Just bring the pizza here :)

Mr. Flopnuts
04-16-2009, 09:38 PM
Yeah,I'm sure she'd fly right out from California for that.




And if the opportunity to meet and drink with some planeteers isn't good enough for you then nlm

So, uh, did you umm, look at the uhh issue?

Nzoner
04-16-2009, 09:40 PM
So, uh, did you umm, look at the uhh issue?

Nah,I haven't looked at a Hustler mag in at least 20 years

Kyle DeLexus
04-16-2009, 09:44 PM
Just bring the pizza here :)

I could do that, it might get cold on the drive though. I'm actually excited about the party and would be disappointed if I end up having to miss it.

Pioli Zombie
04-16-2009, 09:50 PM
I still think Michigan State can make a game of it.....
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Mecca
04-16-2009, 09:52 PM
Does she do anal work......most of the videos of her I've seen are 3some stuff.

stlchiefs
04-16-2009, 11:08 PM
But she's waiting for me, it even says so right on the cover. :)

I'll be there if I can make it. I'm supposed to play softball, but I told them to go screw it's draft day. Some dude that works at papa johns just offered to drop off free pizza that day too.

If it's not Domino's it's not worth eating.

Frazod
04-16-2009, 11:29 PM
Well she definitely made the April cover of Hustler

http://pic.goleech.org/out.php/i3169_1.jpg

Tasty. :drool:

Talisman
04-17-2009, 01:40 AM
I love the Classic TV Porn Spoofs on the right. I bet we could think of a few more...

G*A*S*H
Threesome's Company
The Golden Shower Girls
Laverne & Shirley (& Debbie & Stacey)
The A-nal Team
Lead Me to Beaver
I Cream on Jeannie

J Diddy
04-17-2009, 01:45 AM
If it's not Domino's it's not worth eating.

Bless your soul.

acesn8s
04-17-2009, 02:23 AM
WHAT IF:

God appeared and gave you a choice.

A) Your daughter grows up to have a nice life, a good job, a loving husband, 2.5 kids, white picket fence, etc.

OR

B) Your daughter grows up to be a porn star, and the sight of her shapely bosoms bouncing up and down while she rides her scene partner's rod is the only thing that keeps a lonely scientist from killing himself. And that scientist discovers the cure for cancer, thus saving millions of lives, all thanks to your daughter having sex on camera for money. Oh, PS, your wife has cancer.

WHAT DO YOU DOMeh...joie had a good run.

'Hamas' Jenkins
04-17-2009, 03:59 AM
With some love gravy on her bewbs (NSFW in any way, shape, or form, dumbasses):

http://galleries.paperstreetcash.com/trw/294/pics/16.jpg

alpha_omega
04-17-2009, 07:47 AM
Not to change the subject, but how did Hustler get an exclusive interview with Eddie Van Halen?

Scorp
04-17-2009, 07:55 AM
With some love gravy on her bewbs (NSFW in any way, shape, or form, dumbasses):

http://galleries.paperstreetcash.com/trw/294/pics/16.jpg


How sweet, a pic any father can be proud of.

jimhitter
04-17-2009, 09:21 AM
I love the Classic TV Porn Spoofs on the right. I bet we could think of a few more...

G*A*S*H
Threesome's Company
The Golden Shower Girls
Laverne & Shirley (& Debbie & Stacey)
The A-nal Team
Lead Me to Beaver
I Cream on Jeannie

Movie based

Saving Ryans privates
Edward penis hands

Rain Man
04-17-2009, 09:31 AM
Not to change the subject, but how did Hustler get an exclusive interview with Eddie Van Halen?


That's it. You're out of the club.

Katipan
04-17-2009, 09:47 AM
Only girl I ever knew that did Hustler got the cover with her inverted nipples.

Hot chick but c'mon. Hustler should have standards.

DaneMcCloud
04-17-2009, 10:13 AM
Not to change the subject, but how did Hustler get an exclusive interview with Eddie Van Halen?

Eddie's scored a couple of porno films recently and his soon to be wife worked in the porn biz (PR).

Plus sadly, no one really cares about him anymore. He's a prick and everyone knows it.

Brock
04-17-2009, 10:38 AM
Plus sadly, no one really cares about him anymore. He's a prick and everyone knows it.

Tell me more about this.

Mr. Plow
04-17-2009, 11:21 AM
Enjoy.

COMPLETELY 100% NSFW!


http://www.freeones.com/html/k_links/Kagney_Linn_Karter/

Nixhex
04-17-2009, 01:33 PM
I would definitely like to meat this chick.

patteeu
04-17-2009, 02:20 PM
Tell me more about this.

In a thread about a porno princess, you're asking to hear more about a prick? ;)

DaneMcCloud
04-17-2009, 02:38 PM
Tell me more about this.

Oh, Ed?

Oh man, it's sad. He really doesn't have any friends. He and his wife constantly cheated on each other while they were married (very strange marriage) and he's a drunk that just can't stop drinking.

His brother is weird, too. They're like some little bizarro clan or something.

At least he got his rotting teeth fixed.

Jenson71
04-17-2009, 02:43 PM
Oh, Ed?

Oh man, it's sad. He really doesn't have any friends. He and his wife constantly cheated on each other while they were married (very strange marriage) and he's a drunk that just can't stop drinking.

His brother is weird, too. They're like some little bizarro clan or something.


That sounds like everybody in Hollywood.

Iowanian
04-17-2009, 02:44 PM
This whole idea is just a little creepy to me for some reason.

I'd have zero interest in knowing things like this about people I knew as children...and definitely wouldn't be looking/watching.

DaneMcCloud
04-17-2009, 02:50 PM
That sounds like everybody in Hollywood.

:rolleyes:

Mecca
04-17-2009, 02:56 PM
How sweet, a pic any father can be proud of.

Any man that created that should be proud.

Deberg_1990
04-17-2009, 03:00 PM
Oh, Ed?

Oh man, it's sad. He really doesn't have any friends. He and his wife constantly cheated on each other while they were married (very strange marriage) and he's a drunk that just can't stop drinking.

His brother is weird, too. They're like some little bizarro clan or something.

At least he got his rotting teeth fixed.

BTW, his ex looks great again. Back in her Bikini Body. hahah

Nzoner
03-10-2010, 08:22 PM
***UPDATE***

So I'm driving down our main drag and as I'm passing the local adult shop I notice their sign outside reads:

Live In Person
Kagney Lynn Karter
Thursday March 18th
12-3 P.M.

WTH,the girl should realize that's the day the NCAA tourney tips off :)

patteeu
03-10-2010, 08:49 PM
They say you can't go home again. I'd think that would be particularly true for an adult film star, but I guess Kagney will get her chance to test the theory.

patteeu
03-10-2010, 08:51 PM
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3408/3621732405_3f3958e8c4.jpg

BryanBusby
03-10-2010, 08:52 PM
Is she cool with ass to mouth?

'Hamas' Jenkins
03-10-2010, 08:59 PM
She does good work.

Rudy tossed tigger's salad
04-04-2012, 07:17 PM
The money must be good. Saw her on the front page of a site. Went through her clip and saw double vag and then double anal in a gangbang. I'm sure this isn't new news, but Nzoner needs to send along the message to his friend just in case.

RockChalk
04-04-2012, 07:19 PM
I met some girls (friends of friends) that went to high school with her. She's just getting paid for what she was giving away for free in high school. According to them, she was an anyone, anytime, anywhere kind of gal.

threebag
04-04-2012, 07:50 PM
According to them, she was an anyone, anytime, anywhere kind of gal.

God Bless Her and all others like her.

listopencil
04-04-2012, 08:37 PM
Why does Jilly have a big red bar full of negative rep? Did I miss something?

Phobia
04-04-2012, 09:57 PM
There's no hard and fast rule. I'm sure there are also plenty of strippers who were raised in fine homes with involved parents. They rebel, get caught up in the wrong crowd, get knocked up, get hooked, fall for a bad boyfriend - a thousand things that can put an otherwise good girl into a situation where she feels her options are limited. OTOH, there are probably a lot of gals in that environment who are products of abuse, neglect, and molestation. It's sad. But we men will continue to support those establishments.

FTR, I haven't been to one in 5 years, not because I'm opposed or offended, simply because I'm happy with my life and don't have any reason to go. At the end of my first marriage, I became a weekly visitor though. Those places aren't where happy people generally go.
I don't remember making this post but I have to admit that it's brilliant.

Frazod
04-04-2012, 10:01 PM
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3408/3621732405_3f3958e8c4.jpg

This is your best post ever!

Shogun
04-04-2012, 10:34 PM
No shit? I watched one of her films today. She plays a good secretary.

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/008/549/If%20you%20know%20what%20I%20mean..png

pr_capone
04-04-2012, 10:37 PM
No shit? I watched one of her films today. She plays a good secretary.

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/008/549/If%20you%20know%20what%20I%20mean..png

LMAO at the pic

CHENZ A!
04-04-2012, 10:56 PM
These porno broads that take one in the pink one in the stink at the same time gross me out, and Igenerally like porn.

LiveSteam
04-04-2012, 10:58 PM
These porno broads that take one in the pink one in the stink at the same time gross me out, and Igenerally like porn.

DP :clap:

pr_capone
04-04-2012, 10:59 PM
These porno broads that take one in the pink one in the stink at the same time gross me out, and Igenerally like porn.

But you are completely ok with 2 in the pink? :eek:

CHENZ A!
04-04-2012, 11:06 PM
No way. You ever stick a finger in a broads ass during sex? You can feel your dick.....

tmw4h5
04-04-2012, 11:10 PM
No way. You ever stick a finger in a broads ass during sex? You can feel your dick.....

lol. True, but lol.

Phobia
04-04-2012, 11:13 PM
These porno broads that take one in the pink one in the stink at the same time gross me out, and Igenerally like porn.

Yeah. I don't understand that at all. In fact, I don't believe there are any mentally stable women who actually enjoy that. I'm guessing that's all for the movies. If there are regular women who like that, I'd really rather continue with my blissful ignorance.

aturnis
04-04-2012, 11:18 PM
No way. You ever stick a finger in a broads ass during sex? You can feel your dick.....

So, the girls who do it don't gross you out. It's the idea of the two guys being able to feel one another penetrate her.

Just so you know, there are videos where two guys stick it in the same hole at the same time! I know, EWWWW, right?!

Not gonna stop me from 'batin'. Cuz I'm not thinking about guys dicks, I'm thinking about the vag.

QuikSsurfer
04-04-2012, 11:20 PM
No way. You ever stick a finger in a broads ass during sex? You can feel your dick.....

lol.. Yeah, pretty cool huh?

Kyle DeLexus
04-04-2012, 11:20 PM
So, the girls who do it don't gross you out. It's the idea of the two guys beings able to feel one another penetrated her.

Just so you know, there are videos where two guys stick it in the same hole at the same time! I know, EWWWW, right?!

Not gonna stop me from 'batin'. Cuz I'm not thinking about guys dicks, I'm thinking about the vag.

ROFL

CHENZ A!
04-04-2012, 11:33 PM
So, the girls who do it don't gross you out. It's the idea of the two guys being able to feel one another penetrate her.

Just so you know, there are videos where two guys stick it in the same hole at the same time! I know, EWWWW, right?!

Not gonna stop me from 'batin'. Cuz I'm not thinking about guys dicks, I'm thinking about the vag.

Party on Wayne. I just don't want to feel some other dude's dick, I've got no problem with people that do.

lol.. Yeah, pretty cool huh?

Yes, this is fun to me.

JohnnyHammersticks
04-04-2012, 11:56 PM
This is my favorite thread so far. I read something somewhere about creating your porn name by using your middle name with the street you grew up on. My middle name is William and the street I grew up on was Woody Avenue--so my porn name is Willy Woody. Pretty good one, I guess.

Any others??

Bump
04-05-2012, 12:02 AM
Yeah. I don't understand that at all. In fact, I don't believe there are any mentally stable women who actually enjoy that. I'm guessing that's all for the movies. If there are regular women who like that, I'd really rather continue with my blissful ignorance.



Are there any men out there who would like 2 chicks at the same time? They mentally stable?

Phobia
04-05-2012, 12:29 AM
Are there any men out there who would like 2 chicks at the same time? They mentally stable?

Are you suggesting there's a double standard? Wuh? No way!

chasedude
04-05-2012, 12:47 AM
Are there any men out there who would like 2 chicks at the same time? They mentally stable?

If I had the chance again, came close once, I'd be all over it like flies on shit.

I've seen my fair share of adult content in my life and have mentally projected myself in there, if I could handle it.

All the dude's with camera's, mics, I think I'd have a bit of a problem performing.

Alone in a hotel with a couple of hot chicks? Bow Chica Bow Bow...:D

Baby Lee
04-05-2012, 03:33 AM
I knew a college girl in 80's working her way thru SIU-E. She hated it, made enough in a year to pay for college and part grad school. She stayed away from the other girls and life style. I didn't go see her, didn't wanna know.....

Brooklyn represent!!!

Baby Lee
04-05-2012, 03:34 AM
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