Just got home from my vasectomy

[missinDThomas]

Not naerly as bad as I thought it would be. I was pretty nervous about pain of my coin purse. After numbing medicine all I felt was some bag tugging.

[Mecca]

..I can't believe you posted about this.

[Buck]

LOL wait til tomorrow.

I hope you don't have to work.

CLIP CLIP

[missinDThomas]

I posted in case people have any questions, they could ask.

[the Talking Can]

i wish i could unread this

[Buck]

Please, just don't post pics.

[stlchiefs]

Have fun when Claython shows up. He'll be PMing you for pictures all night now.

[Over-Head]

$10 say's you sit around tomorrow with a bag of frozen peas on your lap:D

On a side note, for n00b, ya got's balls (sorry for the pun) to be posten that one out there dude!

[Zebedee DuBois]

Jumping Jacks will do wonders for you.

[Katipan]

How does it feel to be less of a man?

[Braincase]

I wonder if I could get one for half price?

[bevis369]

Keep lots of cold 12 ounce curls around...

[Katipan]

I wonder if I could get one for half price?

They don't really cut them off you know.

[Over-Head]

They don't really cut them off you know.
But they do cut them! :eek:

[Katipan]

But they do cut them! :eek:

Yeah but you don't get a doggy bag or anything.

dammit.

[Ralphy Boy]

had it done myself about 7 years ago. Saw a guy I knew in the waiting room before the procedure and when I walked/limped out, he was still sitting there and loudly asked, in front of everyone, "How's it hangin?" Everyone in the waiting room, including the nurse at the front desk, laughed hysterically.

I probably blushed a little.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

I had surgery done once by a doctor who performed his own vasectomy.

[GESteve]

I went golfing the day after no biggie

[NewChief]

I wasn't numbed enough, and my experience wasn't nearly as good as yours. The after effects were fine. The actual procedure was not pleasant. The dipshit numbed me again after I absolutely couldn't stand still as he tried to pull my nuts off. Once he added more local, all was good.

[NewChief]

LOL wait til tomorrow.

I hope you don't have to work.

CLIP CLIP

Heh. I loved the next day. Sat in my recliner all day, doped up on Hydrocodone, with the wife keeping the kids the f away from me and occasionally bringing me a fresh bag of frozen peas.

[Rain Man]

Do you at least get a female doctor? It seems like if your reproductive ability is going to the gallows it should get one last thrill.

[stlchiefs]

had it done myself about 7 years ago. Saw a guy I knew in the waiting room before the procedure and when I walked/limped out, he was still sitting there and loudly asked, in front of everyone, "How's it hangin?" Everyone in the waiting room, including the nurse at the front desk, laughed hysterically.

I probably blushed a little.

You should have kicked him in the nuts and then asked him the same thing.

[bevis369]

:Poke::Poke::whackit::whackit::whackit::whackit::whackit::whackit::whackit::whackit::whackit:

[Toadkiller]

Id love to get a vasectomy but I am a big ass pansy and never will, kudos for going through with it. With my luck the damn nurse would take pictures of my shriveled up nub and post them on youtube or something. And all the laughing while they did the surgery would get me down.

[missinDThomas]

it wasnt too bad...couldn't spell cause valium was still in system

[missinDThomas]

the worst part of the whole thing was they tape your junk to your stomach and then have to rip the tape off your short and curlies and your shaft skin. that sucked. i think they used duct tape

[sedated]

they tape your junk to your stomach

reminds me of college

[orange]

Since you didn't change your screen name to missinD'Johnson, I'd guess all went well.

[blueballs]

Now you can hold it over her for life

[cdcox]

Quick, jerk off before the drugs wear off.

[Gonzo]

Enjoy spontaneous fertility...

[Gonzo]

:Poke::Poke::whackit::whackit::whackit::whackit::whackit::whackit::whackit::whackit::whackit:

PBJ:whackit::whackit:PBJ:popcorn:PBJ:whackit::whackit::whackit:

[RJ]

missinDThomas, when you went to the hospital, did you wear a tuxedo?

[Mark M]

Ahhh yes ... nothing like an over-sharing n00b.

;)

I get to have this done March 20th -- at least I timed mine with the NCAA tourney so I can have three days of uninterrupted basketball time while I spend time with my basket-sized balls ...

or something.

MM
~~:eek:

[sedated]

I get to have this done March 20th -- at least I timed mine with the NCAA tourney so I can have three days of uninterrupted basketball

I'm lucky I have vacation time.

I love the tournament and all, but I'm not sure I would sacrifice my testicles for it.

[Mecca]

the worst part of the whole thing was they tape your junk to your stomach and then have to rip the tape off your short and curlies and your shaft skin. that sucked. i think they used duct tape

If you weren't such a hairy bastard you wouldn't have a problem.

[Iowanian]

I had surgery done once by a doctor who performed his own vasectomy.

I had a neighbor when I was growing up who was a vet. She performed a Vasectomy on her husband at home.

His taters were rumored to have swollen to the size of a volleyball.

She delivered her own kids at home too and was out working sheep later that day.

[Mark M]

I'm lucky I have vacation time.

I love the tournament and all, but I'm not sure I would sacrifice my testicles for it.

Well, I had to get it done anyway, so what the hell. Better than doing it over Christmas.

I'd cringe every time I heard "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire ... "

MM
~~:shake: :eek:

[Johnny Vegas]

R.I.P. twinkle in eye

[Rain Man]

I'm saving my reproductive capacity for when some great male plague strikes down 99 percent of Earth's males. When I'm called upon to serve my country by helping to recreate the population, I will patriotically rise to the occasion.

[Bugeater]

the worst part of the whole thing was they tape your junk to your stomach and then have to rip the tape off your short and curlies and your shaft skin. that sucked. i think they used duct tape
WTF? The nurse rolled my wang into the blanket that was covering me, some of you have really fucked up doctors. I remember someone on here awhile back saying that they had to shave their own balls. Fuck that.

[Mecca]

WTF? The nurse rolled my wang into the blanket that was covering me, some of you have really fucked up doctors. I remember someone on here awhile back saying that they had to shave their own balls. Fuck that.

Some people shave their balls to begin with...

[sedated]

The nurse rolled my wang into the blanket that was covering me.

worthless without pics

[luv]

Slowly backing out of thread....

[Bugeater]

Some people shave their balls to begin with...
Sure, but when my insurance company is paying good money for the procedure I'd expect my balls to be shaved for me.

worthless without pics
Eh...not really.

[Mr. Laz]

Slowly backing out of thread....
why ... you like talking about poles

[luv]

why ... you like talking about poles

Taping poles to stomachs? Sounds kinda kinky.

[Fritz88]

thread has potential.

secondly, why the flip would you do it?

[Mecca]

Sure, but when my insurance company is paying good money for the procedure I'd expect my balls to be shaved for me.


Eh...not really.

What if some weird doctor is going to do it?

[Bugeater]

thread has potential.

secondly, why the flip would you do it?
I can't speak for everyone, but I don't want to still be raising kids when I'm 50.

[Bugeater]

What if some weird doctor is going to do it?
I wouldn't let a weird doctor around my junk at all.

[Fritz88]

I can't speak for everyone, but I don't want to still be raising kids when I'm 50.

pull the darn thing.

[luv]

thread has potential.

secondly, why the flip would you do it?

To not have kids?

[luv]

Why are most men seemingly threatened by having a vasectomy?

[Bugeater]

pull the darn thing.
That takes all the fun out of it.

[Mecca]

I wouldn't let a weird doctor around my junk at all.

What if a hot nurse did it and you got excited then your wife was offended?

[Bugeater]

Why are most men seemingly threatened by having a vasectomy?
I'll admit I was none too thrilled at the idea, but weighing it against potentially having another rugrat running around it was a fairly easy decision.

[Fritz88]

What if a hot nurse did it and you got excited then your wife was offended?

die.

[Iowanian]

Why are most men seemingly threatened by having a vasectomy?

You're shitting me, right?

I haven't done it but dread....absolutely dread the day.

[Bugeater]

What if a hot nurse did it and you got excited then your wife was offended?
Heh, the wife wasn't in the room at the time, and I won't lie, even though the nurse wasn't all that hot (middle aged, average looking) there was something strangely soothing about it.

[Mecca]

Well after a vasectomy you should teabag the doctor.

[Pioli Zombie]

When my dad got it done he come home sat down and the damn dog jumped on his lap.
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[chiefforlife]

A guy I work with is having his reversed in August. I said...WHY? He said, of course, to have another kid. I said...WHY?

[RJ]

missinDThomas, when you went to the hospital, did you wear a tuxedo?


No takers, huh?

Fine, I'll handle it myself.


missinDThomas: Why no, RJ, I didn't. Why would I have worn a tuxedo to the hospital for my vasectomy?

RJ: Because, missinDThomas......If you want to be impotent you got to look impotent!

I'll be here all week folks.

[stanleychief]

Why are most men seemingly threatened by having a vasectomy?

Something about a scalpel near my testicles makes me feel uncomfortable

[luv]

Something about a scalpel near my testicles makes me feel uncomfortable

You should try having your vagina ripped open while having a baby.

[chiefforlife]

You should try having your vagina ripped open while having a baby.

Thats a natural act, a vasectomy is NOT.

[stanleychief]

You should try having your vagina ripped open while having a baby.

Ummm.. I don't have one of those, so I'm not nearly as nervous about that!

[luv]

Thats a natural act, a vasectomy is NOT.

Women have hystorectomies and get their tubes tied, and men act like that's no big deal. Sorry if you have to put up with a sore crotch for a few days.

[stanleychief]

Thats a natural act, a vasectomy is NOT.

I dunno.. when Chuck Norris was conceived I bet that sperm ripped its way out.

[chiefforlife]

Women have hystorectomies and get their tubes tied, and men act like that's no big deal. Sorry if you have to put up with a sore crotch for a few days.

Im only teasing. I didnt do it, my wife had her tubes tied. She had to have a Csection and I convinced her that the Doctor was going to be in there anyway so...

[Frosty]

Heh, the wife wasn't in the room at the time, and I won't lie, even though the nurse wasn't all that hot (middle aged, average looking) there was something strangely soothing about it.

Heh. My wife wanted to be a doctor at one time and has always been interested in medical procedures. She watched the whole procedure, with the doctor explaining to her what he was doing and why.

I really didn't want to know. :shake:

[Frosty]

Why are most men seemingly threatened by having a vasectomy?

I wasn't at all. It is much less invasive than the procedure my wife would have had to have. It's much more relaxing without having to worry about popping out more kids and I don't regret it at all.

[Sam Hall]

this would've been easier


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[Phobia]

My only question is how long do you have to abstain afterwards? This will be my deciding factor.

[Frosty]

My only question is how long do you have to abstain afterwards? This will be my deciding factor.

Not very long, a week or so, IIRC. I know I didn't wait the suggested time and definitely felt it. :eek:

You do have to keep using some for of birth control for awhile.

[Phobia]

Not very long, a week or so, IIRC. I know I didn't wait the suggested time and definitely felt it. :eek:

You do have to keep using some for of birth control for awhile.

That's too long.

[Frosty]

That's too long.

How long is after a woman's popped out another kid?

[Phobia]

How long is after a woman's popped out another kid?

That's too long too.

[NewChief]

My only question is how long do you have to abstain afterwards? This will be my deciding factor.

From ejaculation? You can go as soon as you feel ready, AFAIK. As others said, though, you aren't truly sterile for a while afterward.

[Pioli Zombie]

If the wife is all gung ho about getting tubes tied, watch out, she may just want to screw around without worrying about getting pregnant. If she was just interested in not having Any more kids she'd just make you get fixed

Not that I have any experience with a bitch like that. Not at all.
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[Demonpenz]

Something about this going on doesn't sit well with me. Morally speaking that is

[Pioli Zombie]

What. That he's getting a V?
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[Demonpenz]

Yeah, probably years and years of catholic teaching pounding in my head that any reason to have sex other than having children is wrong. I just have to laugh when people get pregnant even with a V, it just seems like you are f-ing with nature.

[Pioli Zombie]

My parents had these friends with 4 kids. Their nicknames were washout, blowout, and the rythm boys.
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[Mr. Plow]

Sounds like missinDThomas is missin' something else.

[Demonpenz]

missdeeznutz

[Skip Towne]

I can't speak for everyone, but I don't want to still be raising kids when I'm 50.

It's not so bad.

[Chief Henry]

Its not that bad at all. What I noticed is that on each "sack" where each individual cut was made, I noticed a little pea size lump for several months afterwards.

Its been a blessing for the Mrs...

[seclark]

Its not that bad at all. What I noticed is that on each "sack" where each individual cut was made, I noticed a little pea size lump for several months afterwards.

Its been a blessing for the Mrs...

it's none of my buisness henry, but how many nutsacks do you have?
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[RJ]

it's none of my buisness henry, but how many nutsacks do you have?
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It takes a lot of balls to ask a question like that.

[seclark]

It takes a lot of balls to ask a question like that.

thanks, but i'm limited to keeping them all in the same sack.
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[Chief Pote]

Wait until you have to go back for a follow up check. You'll have to :whackit: while the nurse waits outside the room for a sperm count test. She'll call you with the results a couple of days later and tell you to turn in your man card. :D

[bobbymitch]

Wait until you have to go back for a follow up check. You'll have to :whackit: while the nurse waits outside the room for a sperm count test. She'll call you with the results a couple of days later and tell you to turn in your man card. :D


That's why you take yur signifcant other with you. Afterwords, just tell the nurse to ignore the saliva in the sample.

[stevieray]

how much did it cost?

[Redrum_69]

If wives would fulfill the contract and do their job and swallow...then guys wouldnt have to get vasectomies.

[missinDThomas]

health care is a huge military benefit....so free

[Archie F. Swin]

health care is a huge military benefit....so free

Remember the story of the Wichita Falls Dr that removed the old guys penis without notification? Yeah, thats the Dr that did my vasectomy.

BUT, WAIT I'M NOT 'THAT GUY'!!

[badgirl]

If wives would fulfill the contract and do their job and swallow...then guys wouldnt have to get vasectomies.

I think your confused, see Redrum women doesn't get pregnant by giving a guy a blow job so swallowing has nothing to do with vasectomies.:rolleyes:

Would you like to be taught about the birds and the bees?:spock:

[TinyEvel]

Haven't rad the thread, but just get some 3-sizes too small butt-hugger tighty-whities and wear them religiousl while elevating and icing the nutz for two day s adn you will be like a champ.

BTW...your first load is likely to be more business than pleasure. Kinda hurts. But for the rest of your life you are like a fucking Rambo shooting blanks: Same bang. no Death. I mean, same amount of Pearls, no sand in the necklace....Or, whatever. Just have fun.
:PBJ:

[007]

$10 say's you sit around tomorrow with a bag of frozen peas on your lap:D

On a side note, for n00b, ya got's balls (sorry for the pun) to be posten that one out there dude!Don't forget the case of beer in a cooler next to the easy chair in front of the HDTV.

[Over-Head]

I'm saving my reproductive capacity for when some great male plague strikes down 99 percent of Earth's males. When I'm called upon to serve my country by helping to recreate the population, I will patriotically rise to the occasion.

Kinda like that episod on "Sliders" where they land on an all woman planet, and their having the "captured men" going at it 6-7 times a day trying to increase the population or something. I realy can't remember the episode, but the one part I do remember was the head Chick saying to the "star" Ok, we'll start him immeaditly on fertility drugs, and start slowly with 6 interactions a day"

[blueballs]

Edward Scissorhands
is on TNT

[ChiefsFan4Life]

Women have hystorectomies and get their tubes tied, and men act like that's no big deal. Sorry if you have to put up with a sore crotch for a few days.

Typical woman - sees a thread about some guy getting his manhood taken and her interest is peaked

Then somehow manages to try to turn the focus to herself and play the victim

Wah wah wah , women hurt during pregnancy, tell me something new